Chapter 83: Summoning a Thousand Armies
"Hello mom and dad, first time we met, I'm Sally."
"I'm Caesar, Chinese's name is Zhao Dazhui, I'm two years and two months old, I like to eat rice, and I'm ...... in New York"
Selena came one after another, slowly stood still in front of Zhao Tiehammer and his wife, smiled and bowed, and introduced herself.
The woman obviously put some effort into etiquette, and finally didn't make an exaggerated 90-degree bow when they met for the first time like the Japanese, and the son next to her was obviously very jumpy, jumping and patting his small chest, and chattering non-stop.
"Oh, oh, good, good, very good, what, let's come into the house and talk, come in and talk."
How is this different from what I thought, doesn't it mean that the girl's family is ugly? Moreover, why did even my parents call...... It seems that there is a misunderstanding.
The old man and the old lady glanced at each other, and the contrast between the imagination and the reality was too great, which caught them off guard, but fortunately, the two couples had reached the age of favor, and soon came back to their senses, invited the mother and son into the house, and beckoned all the relatives in.
Soon, dozens of people from Lao Zhao's family swarmed in, crowded the room to the brim, and specially arranged for a few young men to guard the wind at the door to isolate the internal and external sights.
At this time, many people outside stood on their feet and looked around, and although they couldn't even see the figure clearly, they still refused to disperse.
"Let it go, let it go, uncles and uncles."
Zhao Lei took out a large number of pre-prepared gifts from the trunk, the volume of several trolleys, the weight of hundreds of catties, hung like a hill on his body, and he couldn't enter the door for a while.
He could only persuade him very helplessly: "Let's go back first, and when their mother and son settle down, we will visit you one by one, and let's disperse now." ”
He said it affectionately and reasonably, but the people outside did not let him go, and they teased and ridiculed him one by one.
"Zhao Xiaoer, you are amazing, you have married a foreign mother-in-law, you are still so beautiful, ...... stains"
"Yes, yes, my sons are so old, when will I have a banquet?"
"Hey, do you think this girl looks familiar?"
"yes, I think it's not going to be a big star, right? Zhao Lao Er, you are honest, what kind of indiscriminate means were used in the first place......"
“……”
These neighbors talk about some and nothing, and say everything, but no one doubts that Zhao Lei likes to be a father and helps others raise their sons. After all, the little leather monkey who just went in was so similar to Zhao Lei that it was impossible to doubt.
"Hehe, you guys think too much, let's go back first, don't think about those who don't, Sari and I are legally married in a foreign country......
After talking for a long time, the people outside finally dispersed, Zhao Lei wiped a cold sweat, and finally fooled him for the time being.
Of course, he knew that Selena's trip would definitely have a very big loophole, but as long as someone didn't investigate it, he wouldn't be able to find out what was wrong with it.
In real life, how many people are full of food and have nothing to do, and will investigate a history of rural sexual encounters?
Besides, what if someone finds out? Even if the state forces intervene, he is not afraid, anyway, he has marked the space for important relatives, and he can let them teleport through at any time, provoke himself, slap his ass and leave in minutes, what can you do with me?
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In the house, Zhao Tiehammer held his grandson Zhao Dazhui, who couldn't be quiet for a moment, in his arms, and was very satisfied with this delicate little man, but this name did not match his old man's appetite.
"What kind of name is this? Zhao Laoer, you have been reading in vain for more than ten years. ”
"Dad, this is the name given by Sally......"
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"I'll just say it." The old man slapped his thigh, "No wonder it sounds so kind, it turned out to be a child, good, good, very Chinese characteristics, heart." ”
Zhao Lei: "......"
"Mom, this is Sally specially honoring you, Slovakia's century-old ginseng, and the thousand-year-old He Shou Wu ......"
“……。” Mrs. Zhang was speechless for a while, and said in her heart, I am illiterate when you are a mother, so can you be popular with this? Nine times out of ten, it was bought at a department store in the county......
Although she thought so, the old lady was still very satisfied, and when she saw this white daughter-in-law just now, she was always worried that this girl did not understand Chinese etiquette, and it would not look good if she made some jokes.
Now it seems that these worries are superfluous, so he piled up a smile and said with a smile: "I have a heart, I have a heart, this ......, the first time we met, I don't have anything good to give you as a mother-in-law, na, this jade pendant was passed on to me by Zhao Lei's grandmother, and now I will pass it on to you, your daughter-in-law, I admit it." ”
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The new daughter-in-law took her son and came from thousands of miles to recognize her ancestors and return to her ancestors, and Zhao Lei's family was really lively for several days, and every day was like a New Year.
All this, the whole Zhaojiazhuang people see in their eyes, such a beautiful daughter-in-law, such a cute child, but many old men and old ladies are envious of their eyes are green, and secretly hate their own children for not being angry.
Suddenly, Zhao Lei turned out to be the legendary 'child of someone else', which is a treatment that he has never enjoyed in more than 20 years.
In this regard, of course, he will not feel any pride, this kind of behavior similar to returning home, is mainly just to give the mother and son a formal recognition, and at the same time to give an explanation to the parents and parents, not specifically to show off in front of people.
At this moment, there are some small problems that are bothering him Boss Zhao.
The elder brother Zhao Xin has been an uncle honestly for a few days, and after playing crazy with little Caesar for a few days, now he finally can't help it, blowing his nose and glaring at himself, and he also wants to taste the taste of crossing.
"You really think it's a trip, a dinner, and a night show, it's dangerous, don't you know?"
No matter how Zhao Lei complained, his younger brother was hard-hearted, and he had no choice, so he had to discuss with the system in the end.
"System, the question about the mercenary organization is called 'Savior Space', what do you think?"
"Ding, the name has been confirmed."
"......,, do you know what a question is? Forget it, that's fine. Let me ask again, if we send mercenaries to do the mission, is there any security? For example, if the mission fails, is it possible to save my life like I did and automatically pop up that world? ”
"I'm sorry, they don't have a system with them, and once the mission fails, they will be 100% assimilated by the One World, and there is no luck."
"Lie down, then if that's the case, where do I dare to send my brother over?"
"Don't worry about the host, I'll give you a solution: you can spend an origin point to install a communication client for your brother, and then he can communicate with you in multiple dimensions, and if necessary, you can send a helper to help."
"This ...... Isn't this an invincible summon stream? ”
"Correct. All naming rights belong to the host. ”
Lying down, this dick, even Zhao Lei himself felt envious, jealous and hateful when he thought about it, you must know that even he didn't have this treatment at the beginning.
Think about it, a certain traverser was attacking the rivers and lakes of Xiaoao, and when he was beaten by Yue Buqun of the Huashan faction, he suddenly stomped his foot and summoned the fire cloud evil god!
Quack! An old man fell from the sky.
That scene......
Of course, to do all this, you have to have a backer behind you, such as having a good brother or something.
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