103, the lowest clown in history

"Harry Quinn, Joker's girlfriend and assistant." Seeing Luo Bei's bewildered look, Batman kindly took the initiative to introduce Luo Bei.

Harley Quinn was originally the Joker's attending doctor, but later became Joker's girlfriend for some reason. The character is like a clown, chaotic and twisted. Also a headache guy. ”

Luo Bei is not too well-informed, and immediately grasped the key point in Batman's words: "What the hell? The clown actually has a girlfriend like this deep well ice? I'm also a madman, but I have to admit that it's really beautiful. ”

As soon as Luo Bei's words fell, he saw the clown turn the camera back to him: "It seems that our new friend is very interested in my girlfriend." ”

"Yes, if you're interested, how about letting me go? I can consider making you suffer less pain when you die, don't worry, my instant killing technique is top-notch, and I guarantee that the bleeding is less and the effect is fast. ”

Luo Bei's words caused the clown to cry and laugh as if he was about to die: "Hahahaha, I didn't expect that in this world, there is a superhero who is crazier than me."

Are you here to make me laugh? Want me to die laughing? I have to say that you almost made it. To reward you for your efforts, I've decided to shorten the timer by two minutes! ”

After speaking, the clown glanced at the stopwatch in his hand: "Now there is still 2 minutes and 33 seconds left, you have to come on, otherwise you know the consequences." ”

Without waiting for Luo Bei to speak, Batman grabbed Luo Bei's collar: "What are you doing!" Why irritate this madman! If he detonated the bomb, who could be held accountable for this! ”

Luo Bei patted Batman's hand easily and said, "Don't worry, isn't it just to find the Joker?" It's a little simpler, and I promise to do it right away, do you want to come with me? ”

Batman hated Luo Bei's collar, and wanted to punch him in the face immediately: "I want to see what else you are capable of!" ”

Luo Bei glanced at Batman with a smile, and put his right hand on his shoulder casually: "Get ready, we're about to go, go you!" ”

After saying that, a flash of lightning lit up, and the figures of Luo Bei and Batman disappeared in the bank hall in an instant, and almost at the same time, a large group of policemen in full armor passed through the gate and rushed in.

At this time, Luo Bei and Batman have already teleported to the Joker's side. It's just that Batman, who teleported for the first time, was not in a good state, although he tried to stand up straight, his legs were still swinging uncontrollably.

"I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you just now, but my teleportation ability actually has some minor after-effects. But that's okay, with your physical fitness, you'll be fine soon. ”

After saying that, Luo Bei stopped paying attention to Batman, who was still struggling with gravity, and turned to look at the clown with a confused face: "Hey, we met Mr. Clown again, although you lured me out by design, but I'm afraid you didn't expect that we met in this way." ”

"Hah! I didn't expect you to surprise me again. Seriously, would you like to give my proposal another serious consideration? I think you're different from Batman, you're not as hypocritical as them, you have power and you know how to use it. So why should you be bound by the terms made by those fools? You were born to be superior. Come on, come to us, you can do whatever you want, do whatever you want, no one can bind you. ”

Luo Bei clasped his hands to his chest, nodded after listening to the clown's words: "I have to say that your words are quite tempting." And you're right about one thing, I really don't belong to the same kind of person as Batman.

Actually, when I first arrived in Gotham City, I was still very curious about the famous clowns. But when I actually met you, I was very disappointed.

Because the clown I see is not the crazy and smart guy I remember, but a stupid guy who pretends to be crazy and stupid, and there is no logic, and in my heart there will always be only one clown, that crazy guy called Sith Ledger, and you are just a knockoff, lowb!

Besides, you don't understand one thing, I'm not like you, it's too easy for me to destroy, so simple that it's not fun at all, it's as simple as breaking a few coffee cups.

So I enjoy order, and at the same time I wander on the edge of order. This kind of fun is probably incomprehensible with your scarce IQ!

So put away your pathetic little trick of divisiveness, because I don't need anything between them and Batman. And do you think you're the only one who can do this kind of trick? ”

After speaking, Luo Bei ignored the clown, reached out and pulled out a flower of unknown variety from the vase next to him, and walked to the side of the clown: "Hey, beauty, do you want to make an appointment?" Maybe we can go and get our hair done? Anyway, the clown guy made his hair green, so he shouldn't mind. ”

The clown girl looked at Luo Bei in front of her for a moment, then took the flower and smiled brightly: "Okay, after the matter here is over in a while, where do you want to go?" I know a lot of interesting things! ”

"Very good." After speaking, Luo Bei turned around and faced the clown and said, "Now there is only one last question, clown, I think you need treatment, although I am not Professor Yang, but I think my voltage will be higher." ”

Before the words fell, Luo Bei kicked the ground with his right foot, rubbed in front of the clown, and grabbed the clown's head with his big hand before he could react.

While using electricity, Luo Bei did not forget to drag a black remote control from the Joker's waist and threw it into Batman's hand.

"The bomb will be handed over to you to solve, I estimate that although the bomb can be remotely controlled, it must also be timed, you don't have much time left, I think his target should be near the previous bank."

"I can use the remote control to search for radio signals in the same band, and the bomb will be handed over to me, and try not to kill anyone! Being a man requires a bottom line, otherwise it is easy to become a devil. ”

After saying that, Batman flicked his cloak and rushed out quickly.

Luo Bei listened to the clown's screams and said: "You see me saying that you are a fool, knowing yourself and knowing your opponent can achieve victory, you want to use me without knowing anything about me, what are you not stupid?" ”

Luo Bei was beautiful, but the screaming clown suddenly took out a grenade from his arms, opened the safety without hesitation, and threw it on the ground.

Luo Bei subconsciously threw down the clown and quickly took a few steps back, but at the same time, the clown girl behind her took out a large revolver and shot Luo Bei five times in the back.