I'm like a thief......

Uh, well, I'm just a thief.

I lowered my voice and knocked on Jiang Yuhan's door gently: "Daughter-in-law, I'm here!" ”

I called for a long time, but no one paid attention to me.

I twisted the doorknob and locked it.

Eh, I'm grumpy!

Who are you a brother? Brother Ke is the successor of the "Qishu Ghost Sutra", and he is a Taoist priest who is coaxed by a bull fork.

is just a small door lock, how can it be difficult to live with me!

I quickly drew a "little ghost haunting talisman" in the palm of my hand. Now to draw this lowest-level spell, I don't even need to recite the spell, I just summon a little ghost.

The little imp came to me and shivered with fear.

I said, "Don't be afraid, go in and open the door for me." And then where to play, where to play. ”

The imp nodded again and again, and passed through the wall into the room.

There was a click, a soft sound, and the door lock opened.

Squeak......

I slowly pushed the door open, then slowly shut.

There were no lights on in the room, the curtains were open, and only the dim moonlight outside shone in.

I looked at the big bed in the middle of the bedroom, Jiang Yuhan was lying there on his side, sleeping soundly.

No wonder I shouted at her outside the door for a long time and no one responded.

I came to the bedside, turned on the bedside lamp, turned the brightness of the bedside lamp to the darkest, the light was very warm, and there was a beautiful chick lying in front of me, and the atmosphere was extremely good.

I looked the girl on the bed up and down.

She was wearing a suspender nightdress, the skirt was very short, barely covering her buttocks, the neckline was very low, and the scenery was looming, even if she was lying there, it was still high and very material.

Slender legs, straight breasts, beautiful face, green and clean, hiding the potential of charm and amorousness, such a superb girl, turned out to be my daughter-in-law.

I thought that when I was in the mountains, let alone meet such a beauty, even if I dreamed, I couldn't dream of it.

I gently kissed her on the cheek.

Jiang Yuhan didn't wake up, and he still slept very sweetly......

This girl is really asleep.

When we ate together in the evening, she and Xiaomeng both drank some red wine, and Xiaomeng and I teased Xiaojiu'er next door until midnight, and Jiang Yuhan had already fallen asleep.

All of a sudden, my bad taste came to light in the depths of my heart.

Xiaomeng taught me to surf the Internet and opened a magical door for me. Then I relied on my ingenuity and self-taught on the Internet, and successfully met Mr. Cang, Maria Ozawa, and Lola Takizawa......

There are many exciting plots in the small movies of the island country.

For example, cheating in the stairwell, such as washing dishes in the kitchen, going to see my cousin, being able to take advantage of my cousin's inattention, for example, sneaking into the female neighbor's house next door, while the female neighbor is asleep, hehehe......

Now, how much does this scene look like sneaking into a female neighbor's house?

Jiang Yuhan and I are in love, deep in love, although this chick is very reserved every time, but I can feel that she likes me.

So, I don't have the slightest pressure, and I'm comfortable doing bad things.

When I watched a small movie, I was still curious, if you fall asleep alone, can you sleep so dead? It's over, and I don't know it? I'm going to try it now.

How exciting!

I slowly took Jiang Yuhan's nightdress strap off my shoulder, and then pulled the nightdress down......

Jiang Yuhan still didn't wake up, and slept very soundly.

I lifted her skirt. She still hasn't woken up......

I was bold, climbed the dangerous peak with both hands, this little chick muttered, turned over, and still didn't wake up!

I went, this turn over, it was just irritating my nosebleeds.

Jiang Yuhan, who was lying on his side, became more and more convex, exquisite, and this figure could simply hook away people's souls.

I'm ferocious......

Three-down-five-two-by-two: Tear off your clothes.

Uncle's! Lao Tzu is finally going to change from a virgin to a real man today. Lao Tzu's little brother is finally going to see blood today.

I pressed it up, holding the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick and began to look for the "hole" of this chick.

I thought that with our more than 200 IQs, this kind of thing is not innate, not to mention that after watching so many small movies from the island country, I feel that I am already a peerless master in bed.

But after a long time, I sadly found that my IQ of more than 200 is true, I am afraid it is 250.

Because I'm completely in the wrong place......

The saddest thing is that when I was in a hurry, the golden hoop stick hit me twice, Jiang Yuhan was in pain, and I woke up with a faint sound.

I didn't know it yet, so I lowered my head and continued to look for a position.

Jiang Yuhan looked confused at first, but the next moment, she saw me pressing on her......

This chick suddenly understood, gritted her teeth, and looked murderous, and it just so happened that I looked up and met her eyes.

Jiang Yuhan kicked me in the chest, kicked me upside down, and fell to the ground.

This chick was red-faced, ashamed, angry, and nervous and afraid to speak up, lowered her voice, and scolded me: "Adulterous thief! You're ...... You even took advantage of me to fall asleep...... So what am I...... You're going to die...... In the past few days, I have been ovulating, and I am pregnant and I bite you to death......"

I grinned in pain and looked bitter.

Damn, this kick is a loss.

I said, "Daughter-in-law, I've been busy for a long time, but I haven't found a place yet." I didn't even get in, how could I get pregnant? ”

Jiang Yuhan was stunned for a moment, and doubted: "You haven't ...... yet Haven't been in yet? Fool it......"

I looked depressed: "Your husband is the first time for me, and I don't understand it at all." I rubbed at the door for a long time, but I didn't find the right place......"

Jiang Yuhan snorted when he looked at me, and couldn't help laughing.

However, I probably felt that the laughter at this time was really a little incompatible with her coldness, Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth again: "The ghost believes you." Last time...... Last time in the coffin of Taiqing Palace, you ...... You ......"

I was anxious: "I swore to God at the time, I really didn't touch you." ”

Jiang Yuhan pursed his lips with a look of disdain: "Swear to the sky? Hmph, you swear that if you have anything to do with me, you will be thundered and slashed, and you will be struck on the spot. I don't want to laugh at you without swearing, it's ......"

I said, "Daughter-in-law, you must believe me." We really didn't do anything that time, and I didn't succeed just now. If you don't believe it, let's try it, I'll verify it for you, your membrane is still there. ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Hmph! Whoever asked you to verify, hurry up and get out. ”

Me: "Daughter-in-law, you think so. We'll be a couple sooner or later, aren't we? If...... I mean, what if...... If that kind of thing happened to the two of us in Taiqing Palace, it happened today. So it's already happened twice, and one more time doesn't matter, right? After the snap, you can still find out that you are a virgin, and the red on the sheets can prove my innocence. ”

Jiang Yuhan's head was probably a little confused, he frowned and thought for a long time, then kicked me out of bed again, and scolded: "Adulter, what about you fooling ghosts?" In case we didn't have anything before, and now what's that, I can prove that there is a ghost? Hurry up and fuck me off. ”

Now that this is the case, how can I go? The overlord is going to bow hard, and he wants to take a bite of this girl.

I let it go, and threatened with a smile: "Daughter-in-law, I'll be honest with you, the gods can't save you when they come today." What is the saying? Since it's useless to resist, it's better to lie down and enjoy it. Today, my brother has to cook the steamed rice to maturity! ”

Jiang Yuhan: "Hey, hey, hey!" Bastard, don't come here, you said you liked me. Like me, just like me? ”

"Hey, hey, I like you, if you don't even dare to be rude, it's a woolen like. Come on, little lady......"