Chapter 175: Knorr
"Wow~! The master wants to buy people's lives~? ”
Jia Le, who hid behind the door and peeked at this scene, also sighed in his heart. Immediately afterwards, when he saw the four-eyed Taoist leader walking towards the house with a group of walking corpses holding bamboo sticks, he immediately lay back on the chaise longue and pretended to sleep.
"It's really dead this time!" Jia Le, who closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, heard the footsteps of those walking corpses jumping and surrounded himself, and couldn't help but have a feeling of impending disaster.
"Hmph~!" The four-eyed Taoist didn't know that Jia Le was pretending to be asleep, walked to his side, snorted coldly, and hit Jia Le's ass with a heavy stick.
"Hmm~!" Knorr was beaten and snorted, but he covered his mouth so tightly that he didn't make a sound.
"Oops~!" The four-eyed Taoist said to himself strangely, "If you hit it so hard, this stinky boy won't even call it 'oops'?" ”
"Oops~! Ah~! Oops~! A series of bamboo sticks suddenly hit the head, and the four-eyed Taoist chief screamed again and again, unable to stand, lying on the ground and being beaten with sticks.
The four-eyed Taoist gave an order to these walking corpses, but when he heard the sound of "oops", he hit the person who made the sound. So these walking corpses don't care who is being beaten, and the words of the four-eyed Taoist master to himself immediately inspired this kind of order, causing him to lift a stone and shoot himself in the foot, and he fell for his own trick.
The walking corpse with the order of "oops" will chase after the person who makes this sound. And the person who was beaten will scream out loud, causing these walking corpses to carry out the order until the person who was beaten cannot make a sound, or is rescued by others.
This kind of small trick of the four-eyed Taoist is really a trick to toss people. Of course, he originally just wanted to teach his apprentice a lesson, and when the time was right, he would naturally let Jia Le go.
It's just that I didn't expect Jia Le to see his actions and take precautions, but let himself be tricked.
"Oops~! Not~! But it was the four-eyed Taoist who was beaten and screamed constantly, and his mouth was covered by Jia Le, so that he couldn't make that kind of "oops" scream.
The walking corpses couldn't hear the "oops", so they naturally stopped.
"Oops~!" Huang Xiaohao was watching a play outside the door and saw this, and finally stood up and shouted into the house.
When the walking corpses heard this shout, they all turned their direction and headed towards Huang Xiaohao outside the door.
"Oops, oops, oops~!" Huang Xiaohao used a singing-like tone to lure the walking corpses in the house out of the door.
"Master, I'm going to help Ah Hao~!"
Seeing the four-eyed Taoist chief covering his beaten red and swollen face, staring at himself with his eyes tight, Jia Le pulled out a smile that was more ugly than crying, said such a word to him, and chased after the walking corpses who jumped out of the door.
Huang Xiaohao had already led this team of walking corpses to the morgue of the four-eyed Dao chief's house.
These walking corpses are actually slow, jumping and moving much slower than the speed of ordinary people. So if it weren't for being surrounded by these walking corpses and not being able to run away, the four-eyed Taoist "Oops for the order" would really not be able to hit people.
After introducing this team of walking corpses into the morgue, Huang Xiaohao stopped talking and stopped shouting "oops", these walking corpses did not hear the cry, and immediately maintained the posture of holding a bamboo stick in their hands, standing still.
Huang Xiaohao walked to the offering table in the morgue, and was about to dispose of these hands and tails left by the four-eyed Taoist chief, when he saw Jia Le walking in.
"Hey~! Ah Hao, just leave these trivial things to me. You've been in a hurry all night, and it's been very hard, so now stand aside and take a rest~! Jia Le ran to Huang Xiaohao's side, took the magic bell on the table, and said to him.
"Then you can come~!"
After Huang Xiaohao stepped aside, he saw that Jia Le rattle burned talismans, pinched and chanted mantras, a set of movements like flowing water, very skillful, showing his skillful spell-solving skills, as well as the past of being often repaired by the four-eyed Taoist.
"Now the order, forget about oops~!" With Knorr's shout, the walking corpse immediately let go of the bamboo stick in his hand and returned to its normal state.
"Ah Hao~! It's great that you've come with me this time. You must help me and help me say a few good words in front of the master~! ”
After removing the "oops" on the walking corpse, Jia Le also breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately raised his head, looked at Huang Xiaohao, and pleaded with a sad face.
As soon as he saw the injured face of the four-eyed Taoist, Jia Le understood that the master's anger would not pass just because he had been beaten. On the contrary, because the master fell for his own tricks, he was beaten so many times, which led to even more anger.
"No problem~! It's just that Uncle Shi is willing to listen to me, so I don't dare to guarantee it. Huang Xiaohao responded with a smile.
"You just have to say yes. My master is the most optimistic about you, usually nothing is always in front of me, talking about your various advantages, what kind of cultivation is high~ Learn spells quickly~ Humil, polite and smart~ Compare me to nothing..."
Jia Le had an expression of suffering from "someone else's child", but he reacted immediately, and it seemed that this was not suitable for the person concerned, so he immediately changed his words.
"Anyway, with you talking for me, I don't have to worry."
got Huang Xiaohao's response, and Jia Le finally didn't continue to cry with a sad face. While he began to move the walking corpses standing in the middle of the room to the corner of the wall and put them away, he opened his mouth again and complained to Huang Xiaohao.
Jia Le is also a teenager who is only eighteen or nineteen years old, and he usually stays alone in this deep mountain and old forest, and he doesn't see half a figure, which is already depressing enough. finally met a senior brother of the same generation, and naturally as soon as he opened the conversation, he talked endlessly and continuously.
In fact, after staying in this deserted place for so many years, Jia Le has developed the habit of chatting with these walking corpses to relieve boredom when he has nothing to do.
"My master~! Always do this kind of thing to me, if you want to hit me, you will fight me openly~! Why be so sneaky? ”
Huang Xiaohao didn't stand still, but carried the walking corpses with Jia Le, while smiling and listening to Jia Le's daily complaints.
"Fortunately, I saw it, otherwise I wouldn't have been killed by the master. Now it's all right~! I didn't care about it, but I was beaten myself, I think this is the retribution for his lack of fairness~! Wow~! This corpse is so heavy~! I wonder if my master will be so heavy when he dies in the future? ”
"Ahem~!" Huang Xiaohao suddenly coughed loudly twice, wanting to remind Jia Le, and the four-eyed Taoist had already entered the house silently.
"No, my master is so mean, he will definitely be so sick that he will die of a skinny death~!" Jia Le looked at Huang Xiaohao and picked up the heavy "corpse" at the door, not seeing what he was holding at all.
"Ahem, cough~!" Huang Xiaohao coughed harder, and shook his eyes at Knorr.
"Wow~! Ah Hao, why do you cough so hard, did you stay up all night and get angry? I keep blinking, could it be that my eyes are in the sand? After Jia Le said this, he shook his eyes in the direction of Huang Xiaohao, looked up, and found that what he was holding now was not a walking corpse, but his master.
"Master~!" Jia Le's whole face was crying again, with a sad expression that was even more sad than just now, with a crying voice, he turned his head to look at Huang Xiaohao, and said, "By the way, Ah Hao, you haven't had breakfast with the master yet~!" I'll go to the kitchen and cook something for you to eat~! ”
After saying this, Jia Le was about to turn around and slip away, but was grabbed by the four-eyed Taoist.
"Good~, the master hurts you to death as a filial apprentice~!" While rubbing Jia Le's face and speaking in a yin and yang weird voice, the four-eyed Taoist turned his head to look at Huang Xiaohao and gave him a look.
"Uh~! I think I'd better go make breakfast! Huang Xiaohao understood Uncle Shi's eyes, this is to ask him to leave here, so that the four-eyed Taoist can "love" Jia Le.
So when he had said this, he withdrew from the morgue and went in the direction of the kitchen. Jia Le didn't mean to ask for help, and he also understood in his heart that he was caught by the master on the spot and said bad things about him, in this case, Huang Xiaohao's plea was completely useless.