In Uncle Huang's anxiety, none of us who are small dare to go out to fight again. We are all aware of Uncle Huang's temper. If it's smooth sailing, it's okay, but it won't work. But once the boat capsized in the gutter, Uncle Huang was also a dog-faced. He will also immediately turn his face and deny people. But one day at dinner, Uncle Huang said to us with a smile: "Uncle announced a good news today, and Yu Lao Wu will come back tomorrow." ”

As soon as Uncle Huang said this, the second son immediately said excitedly: "Uncle, what you said is true? Uncle Huang frowned and said, "Nonsense, second son, how much will your uncle deceive you?" The second son couldn't suppress the joy in his heart and said to me: "San'er, the fifth brother has come back, and our brother has added another tiger general." I don't have to say anything about the fifth brother and the brother. ”

Although I don't know Yu Lao Wu, I haven't heard the second son mention him much. But I know that this Yu Lao Wu must also be a capable disciple under Uncle Huang. Otherwise, Uncle Huang and his second son would never be so excited. Sure enough, at about 11 o'clock in the morning of the next day, Chunpeng drove Uncle Huang and Yu Lao Wu back to Uncle Huang's villa.

When Yu Lao Wu walked into the living room of Uncle Huang's villa as if he was going home. Those old disciples were busy going up to greet Yu Lao Wu. I looked at this Yu Lao Wu with cold eyes, but saw:

He is not tall at 1.6 meters, with a bald head and a thin face.

A pair of habitual thieves and robbers, shaped like eagle claws and fierce tendons.

The neck is short, the neck is thick, the eye is swollen, and the bee waist is crane-knee, and the chicken chest is leaking.

I also see that the beak of the bird is like Danzhu, and the chin is like a dog.

The five short figures wave frequently, and they are articulate and know the old and the new.

puffing out his tongue and lips to pose and look back at the wolf Gu thief.

After a long time, the second son took my hand and introduced it to Yu Lao Wu. Yu Lao Wu was full of energy and pointed at me: "The three brothers are young and promising, and they have a bright future. The fifth brother has just finished paying the tuition for the course, and the three brothers will need to take care of it in the future. I hurriedly said: "The name of the fifth brother, the second brother, they recite the Tao every day." I've wanted to know you for a long time. Before I could finish speaking, Uncle Huang smiled and said, "Five, don't talk nonsense." San'er is a well-behaved child, and I want you guys to help more in the future. Yu Lao Wu turned around and looked at Uncle Huang, and then said to me, "Don't worry, uncle." I don't know if it's windy, I don't know when it's raining, and I don't know what kind of big guy I'm talking about. My heart is the heart of Shuibo Liangshan. Sex is the sex of Shuibo Liangshan. I can be sorry for my mom and dad. Three brothers, but I'm definitely good enough to be friends. Yu Lao Wu's words made the big guy laugh again. Xiao Fei smiled: "Five, what did you learn in it?" Yu Lao Wu turned around and scolded Xiao Fei: "Fei, which pot you don't open and mention." Those three must not allow a found prison regulation on my back, or I will teach you, and you will not be able to go in and learn one day. Xiao Fei hurriedly took two steps and stretched out his hand to scrape Yu Lao's five ears and said, "Roll the calf, you Fei Ge is lucky." I can't pay the course fee in this life. You look at you, and you don't know what shame is. A person who sits in the courthouse is like a glorious flower. Yu Lao Wu hurriedly stepped forward to hold Xiao Fei's hand and said, "Welcome to Brother Fei's teachings." Then he pulled his long voice and shook his mouse legs and said, "The big guy has an opinion, you can put it forward!" I listened to the fifth child here, and raised my hands to welcome him. At this time, Uncle Huang interjected: "Don't talk about useless, let's take a bite at home at noon today." In the afternoon, the fifth child changed his clothes, and let's go out in the evening to catch the wind for the fifth child. Yu Lao Wu dragged Uncle Huang and kissed Uncle Huang on the forehead and said, "Thank you Uncle Huang for your care, Yu Lao Wu is unforgettable." Uncle Huang rubbed the foaming star who was on crutches with one hand and said, "Five, you really can't change eating." This day and earth. Okay, after dinner, I'll give you 2,000 to go out and change your clothes first. ”

Yu Lao Wu is nine years older than me, and he is easy to talk about. So within a few days, he and I were together day and night. Five himself said he had been in prison for five years. He was sentenced to eight years and four months in prison for robbery. It was Uncle Huang who paid a bail of 15,000 yuan that allowed him to be released from prison three years early. He said that he was crazier than me in the first few years, and there was no gateway in Ninghe County that he couldn't enter. From Ninghe County to the north, he pushed the door to enter no matter which one he did. Later, due to lack of money, a female worker who went to work was intercepted, and the female worker was so poor that she had only pants left except for her thighs. In the case of almost ripping off her underwear, Lao Wu only found five cents. But afterwards, the female worker bit the fifth child to death because of the strong intention to rob first, rape, and stripping clothes is physical evidence. Therefore, he was sentenced to eight years and four months in prison on charges of robbery, assault and attempted rape. The words used for the fifth child were: "Oh, the female foreman is similar to Ge You, I can rape her, whoever rapes her once will not rape her." ”

Fifth, following Uncle Huang is actually forced by life. After he was released from prison, he wandered around with nothing to do every day, which made his brother and sister-in-law who mainly engaged in agriculture in the town very unaccustomed to it. Fifth, he also knew that he was very unpopular in the court. But after all, it has already happened. How can there be a reason to sell regret medicine in this world? But people have to live. So Wuhe's brother and sister-in-law's parents proposed a plan to split up.

As the old saying goes, Yun Laozi has a share in raising children. According to the meaning of five, my brother and sister-in-law have all started a family, but I am still a single. Therefore, in order to plan for future life, the four new houses must be owned by themselves. As for the parents, of course, the old boy and the eldest grandson, these parents must also return to the fifth child with the new house. But this kind of division sister-in-law is very unwilling. Lao Wu's sister-in-law said that she asked for a new house from the beginning. Besides, the fifth brother's three-inch nailed bark is not bad, and if he has a new house, who would marry him? Therefore, before the family separation list was written, Wu's sister-in-law rushed up amid Wu's scolding. But see:

Silver Tooth is violent, scolding the uncle for being born a thief. Teeth and claws, how can there be uncle and sister-in-law. The fifth child rushed up, beating his sister-in-law and drinking shrews. The elder brother went into battle, and at this time, don't ask the uncle. The three of them became tigers, and they all hated each other for not dying. Two males and one female are not afraid to show their ugliness. The elder brother scolded: "I just came out, and I want to die." The sister-in-law shouted wildly: "Little beast, prison is home" Lao Wu was angry and murderous. My brother and sister-in-law are ordinary and don't know what trouble is coming.

The fifth and his brother and sister-in-law fought for a while, the fifth was really angry, he yelled, while his parents dragged his brother and sister-in-law, he touched two green bricks from the wall, and then only snapped, snapped twice. My brother and sister-in-law both covered their heads and acted like they were going to die.

Besides, the fifth child's old parents were still desperately pulling the brothers at the beginning. But at this time, I saw that the fifth brother and sister-in-law really opened up. The old father was stunned and looked at the eldest son and daughter-in-law with blood on their faces. The old man was hi a few times, scolded the old five, and he was busy looking for the village doctor in the village.

After the old father left, the fifth murder was even worse, and he went up and kicked his sister-in-law twice, saying, "Just like you bears, compare with me." I have killed more people in the Yellow Cripple than you have eaten. I haven't killed anyone for a few days, and it's just right for you to practice your hands. It's not bad that you are brothers and sisters-in-law, and this matter is not over. Then the fifth child walked out of the house without shame.

After the fifth brother left, the fifth brother's brother hurriedly hugged his daughter-in-law and cried. Both husband and wife said that since the fifth brother was unkind, he also blamed his brother and sister-in-law for being unjust, so the elder brother rushed out of the courtyard to the village headquarters and picked up the only landline phone in the village to call the police, asking the police to come quickly to arrest the thug Yu Lao Wu who was still serving his sentence outside prison.

Wu was detained in the detention center for another ten days, and if it weren't for Uncle Huang's activities, Wu was afraid that he would have been sentenced for several crimes again. It was Uncle Huang who paid a fine of 3,000 yuan for him and got him out. After coming out, in order to express his gratitude to Uncle Huang, Wu found a calligrapher who was the only member of the Provincial Calligraphy Association in our county, who was very well-known locally, to write a brush for Uncle Huang. The words are; In this particular era, a man who has not been in prison is not considered a complete man. The inscription was made by the great proletarian revolutionary Lenin. Uncle Huang saw the words pointing to the five scoldings; "You're fucking complete, you're done twice, and you're still paying for virtue. Besides, you're not the right word. It's all bad luck to look at, and I'll find him to write a refreshment for us another day. "Afterwards, I asked the fifth where you got this sentence, and the fifth said that the director of the detention center told him.

Five fell in love, and under Uncle Huang's repeated urging, Ge Yanzi was a matchmaker. The woman's father was the old man who went south and north to dump the big cow, and I don't know what Ge Luzi said, so he talked to the girl. So, every three to five days, I hear some lace news from Wuna. Until the fifth was caught again.

Five and that girl went well. Since the first time we met at the station, I kept sending messages to people and calling people to invite them to dinner. One night a month later, the girl told him that her parents and sister had gone to the south to sell cattle. She was bored at home alone, and she had to go to accompany her. As if he had received a holy decree, he bought bananas, apples, cantaloupes, peaches, plums, grapes, melon seeds, biscuits, juice, etc., and bought two large bags and carried them to the girl's house.

The girl's family lives on the 3rd floor of Building 5 in Longsheng Community. When the girl opened the door, she went in and put down her things and was impatient to kiss the girl. The girl pushed him away and told him that there was still a nine-year-old son of his sister's family playing games in the back room. Helpless, Wu had to sit on the sofa and hug the girl to watch TV. The little boy ran out, and they pretended to be decent. When the little boy was coaxed back to the back room, they were very happy to pick and touch the ribbon on the sofa.

It was already eleven o'clock at night, and Wu really wanted to stay at the girl's house. So Wu pretended to be sleepy and asked to go to the bedroom to take a nap. But the girl wanted to go home with the fifth child at this time. The fifth child was stubbornly dragged on, and waited until the girl also watched the TV and took a nap. Yu Lao Wu pretended to pick up the girl and walked to the bedroom. The moment she put her on the bed, she woke up. Yu Lao Wu gently kissed the girl on the forehead, and then couldn't wait to have a double flight with the girl. But the girl just didn't agree. After a violent tear, the girl had tears in her eyes, almost begging to the old five; "Fifth brother, I'm your person sooner or later, why are you in such a hurry? In case it is not good to let my sister's son say it. Besides, my dad, the time of their return is uncertain. Fifth brother! As she spoke, the girl burst into tears. Wumeng, he put down the hand that tore the girl, and then slapped himself three or five times, and paid the girl eighteen thousand before pacing out of the girl's house.

Out of the girl's house, looking at the starry sky. Because it is the twentieth day of the lunar calendar at the end of the month. The moon is not visible in the sky. But see:

Chang'e closed the window early in fear of the cold, and a round of Mingyue Palace was hidden.

The stars in the sky were full of hatred, and I didn't see my sister take off her evening makeup.

Where is the delicate shadow, and whose bed is the slender body?

The stars drank the wind together. Qi Yu is too wild tonight.

At this time, it is late autumn, and the wind outside the plug is already very strong. Lao Wu gasped and scolded secretly: "Damn, I have to get married." Otherwise, they would have been laid off at a critical moment. ”

The love of the fifth child is heating up, and the flesh is blazing. Staying in a hotel and opening a room is an unspoken rule of personnel in this industry. Five is no exception, and after getting married, I will find a hotel with the girl to open a room and fool around for a night or a day. But on the day of the accident, Wu didn't expect the shopkeeper's wife to buy vegetables and put Wu in prison again.

That day, Wuhe and the girl stayed in an agricultural hotel in our county again. The proprietress told five: "It's okay, there will be a public security round, I'll call you in advance." So Go, as usual, boldly led the girl into a room. After entering the house, Wu boiled a glass of water and picked up some melon seeds for the girl, and then touched the bed while watching TV. After a while the girl said; "Fifth brother, lie down." The fifth grinned and undressed the girl. And then.......

After finishing the matter, the fifth child let out a long sigh of relief and leaned on his side beside the girl. The girl turned around and hugged the fifth brother and said, "Fifth brother, are you comfortable?" How do you feel? Lao Wu spontaneously combusted a cigarette and said while smoking: "Comfortable." That's how it feels! The head is buzzing, the backbone is crisp, and the rest is tired. The girl gently beat Yu Lao Wu's chest, and then happily hugged Yu Lao Wu again. This is just as the Ming great writer Feng Menglong said:

Twenty-eight beautiful people look like crisps, and they slash fools with a sword in their waists.

Although I don't see people's heads falling, it also makes the bone marrow of the kings wither.

After a while the girl said she was thirsty. Lao Wu got up, poured a glass of water, and handed it to the girl. But the girl didn't give up, but wanted to drink lemon juice. The fifth child had no choice but to ask the girl to lie down first, so he put on his clothes and went downstairs to buy lemon juice for the girl.

Five bought lemon juice and came back into the house, and when he saw the girl squatting naked on the bed watching TV, Five was horny again. So he hurriedly took off his clothes, but before he could climb into bed, the public security patrol came. As soon as the police entered the house, they shouted as soon as they saw that it was Yu Lao Wu: "Shout! Isn't this Yu Lao Wu? It's only been out for a few days? Where did you get a little girl to stay here for a prostitute? ”

Thanks to Uncle Huang, there are people in the government. Five spent another four days in the detention center. If Uncle Huang hadn't been sent up and down, Yu Lao Wu, who had committed crimes one after another and had a criminal record, would have already been punished for several crimes.