Time never stops for people, and quietly, three days have passed.

In the past few days, after a clever disguise technique, coupled with a wonderful bone stretching and shrinking technique, Huoyun Evil God turned into a handsome white man, first accepted a supernumerary employment from S.H.I.E.L.D., and then went to the Stark Group to apply for Miss Pepe's personal bodyguard to protect her 24 hours a day.

This old man is also dutiful, and it can even be said that some of his due diligence is too much, and he even wants to follow up when people go into the bathroom to shout, cough cough.

However, despite his hard work, he doesn't even have a clue about the 'simple tasks' assigned by his boss, and Guy .......

"His grandmother has a leg, and the old man can't bear it anymore."

On this day, the old man's patience was finally exhausted, and he said to a woman next to him: "Roman, you hang up the phone on my boss." ”

"What, you can't even make a phone call?"

"If you are told to fight, what nonsense."

“……。”

Natalia rolled her eyes, this bad old man is a chauvin pig, and he can't communicate at all.

After a moment of hesitation, she finally dialed a number for the other party.

"Hey, is it the boss? I'm Xiao Cao......"

"I don't know who Xiao Cao is? …… Ahem, it's me, little brother Huoyun Evil God. ”

"Nothing important,,, there's something I want to ask the boss's opinion, I have a guy named Natalia next to me right now. The Romanov woman is an eighth-level agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., and she is very annoying, and she always disturbs my mission, so I can't make this big. Bo Mei killed? ”

Lying down, you dare to say such a thing in front of your mother! …… Natalia immediately pulled out a gun and put it against the opponent's head, striking first.

"Why not? Boss, you ......, okay, then your old man had better come over in person, otherwise I can't guarantee that I can't help but beat her flat ...... with a punch, okay, for the time being, I promise not to move her cold hair. ”

The Huoyun Evil God hung up the phone and looked at the woman opposite with a gloomy face, although he was angry in his heart, he didn't dare to do anything to the other party.

"Hehe, how dare the old man, our boss obviously takes a fancy to her, and I don't know where this woman is good, her lips are as thick as two sausages, and she looks like a ghost."

It's not that Mr. Cao Aman, the evil god of Huoyun, doesn't understand the amorous feelings, and he wants to beat the beauty to death at every turn, uh, although he is really incomprehensible, but this time, the old man also has his own reasons.

Speaking of this, it will involve the simple task assigned by his boss Zhao - find a way to get along with a woman named Pepe, pretend to be a handsome guy to seduce her, quietly use the real system to stimulate her peach blossom hole, and use the ecstasy. Fa confuses her, and the purpose is one - to hook her up into bed.

Boss Zhao also said, if it really doesn't work, if you get drunk, you have to give her up, in short, you must take this woman away from a bird feather named Stark.

This is a 'simple task', and what he did was a job of prying people into corners and forcing Tony's 'hero' to blacken, which was simply unconscionable.

At this moment, the Huoyun Evil God scolded his mother in his heart: "His mother, the old man originally thought that this task was very simple.

It's just the last woman, even if you haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen a pig run away? It's a big deal, it's very simple, it's just hand-to-hand, hand-to-hand.

But the old man never expected that S.H.I.E.L.D. would actually intervene and send this ** sister named Roman to stir up the situation, and he also became Pepe's chick's bodyguard, and he was in the way all day long.

This is difficult to do, the boss specifically explained not to provoke S.H.I.E.L.D. in the near future, in such a situation, how to call the old man? ”

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At the same time, Zhao Lei, who was far away in Xianqiao Town, New Mexico, put down the firewood on the side, hung up the phone with a frown, and said secretly: "It's really useless, I can't even do this." If it weren't for the fact that this thing is a bit unauthentic and suitable for a villain like you, Lao Tzu would have been on his own ......"

He was camping at this time.

The main purpose of this trip is to comfort a female doctor who has suffered from lovesickness, and at the suggestion of Daisy, the little cow, three young people come to a wild camp that can be walked away.

Along the way, he Zhao Da Boss followed the two women's buttocks and saddled the horse, carrying pots and pots all the way, shoveling turf, setting up tents, and living and cooking...... and so on, everything has his big man capable, he is simply hardworking, he is full of discipline, and he has no dignity of a man.

This is a bit of a slap in the face, isn't it rare to say that it was good before? It's not like talking is not talking.

For this kind of small problem, Zhao Lei smiled in his heart, "Hehe, a manly man, you can occasionally talk without words." ”

At this moment, he muttered in his heart, and his hands were not slow, he picked up some dry branches that he had just cleaned up, and lit the fire in three or two clicks.

"Hurry up, we're still waiting for the barbecue."

"Okay, okay, really, they told you to prepare charcoal first, where is the charcoal now?"

Zhao Lei was speechless, he had long heard that many women would lose everything, and now he really let himself be put on the table.

Watching the flames slowly burn, he couldn't help frowning, "Why is this fire burning so slowly, hum, this can't bother me, look at me with internal force to help burn, look at the palm!" Ha! ”

Call......

The fire was joined by an innate internal force, and it was really very useful, and the firepower suddenly became ten times stronger, only to see the flames jump high, and those arm-thick branches were almost burned out within three or five seconds, turning into charcoal.

Bang bang

"Yes, yes! Well done, another one, and you'll be able to use all the magic you have! ”

Not far away, Daisy happily clapped her palms, just now this chick has been holding her best friend's hand, and Dr. Jane and the two of them sat on the side and watched carefully, directing the man to turn around, and from time to time he whipped a whip, urging him to hurry up, which can be described as a model of a successful woman.

"When Lao Tzu is a monkey?" The corners of Zhao Lei's mouth twitched, and he wailed in his heart, "Alas, in order to find a scabbard that can accommodate the sword, we men are really hard, and it's all tears when we talk about it." ”

……

A man and two women nibble on hot freshly roasted beef, drink cold beer to their hearts, chat, brag and fart, it is really unhappy.

Soon, a barbecue dinner was served, and it was already dark, and the two women went into the tent hand in hand, completely ignoring the feelings of the other stinky man.

Zhao Lei laughed, didn't do much entanglement, took care of himself into his tent, and sat quietly for two hours with his heart facing the sky.

This guy didn't pester people on the surface, but in fact, he had been quietly using his skills to eavesdrop on the two women's muttering, and only after the two of them said good night did Shi Shiran get up and leave.

"Daisy, come out for a moment."

"What?"

"There are too many mosquitoes in my tent, please come and catch them with me." Zhao Lei said righteously.

"Hehe, you go die! I'm not going out...... Jane, why are you pushing me...... Okay, okay, I'll just go. ”

Daisy put on a coat and went into his tent with Zhao Lei, leaving only Jane here. Foster was alone and devastated.

Sleepless? Didn't the two of them say that they would just go over to help catch mosquitoes, and they didn't count when they talked?

Don't think too much about it, they didn't lie, and Daisy didn't come home all night...... Who called there so many mosquitoes in the wild here, Zhao Lei and Daisy have been catching mosquitoes all night, and they can't be busy all night, so they don't have time to do anything else.

You listen - bang ......

Look, there are so many mosquitoes, you can't finish shooting them.

And these little mosquitoes are also very chicken thieves, probably to avoid the blow of humans, hiding on Daisy, Bruce Zhao often shoots the girl when he shoots mosquitoes...

Ahh......h

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*2nd Update*