Chapter 7: Peaches I
Although I had slept all night, my body still felt exhausted, and I was so tired yesterday that I woke up and walked on the road as if I were stepping on cotton.
In the hall of the plateau company, there are already beauties who have come to apply for jobs at this moment, and there is a colorful long queue from the staircase to the steps outside the door. I hurried to the conference room, where Gao Yuan had set the interview location, and he should have arrived early today to prepare for various matters.
"You're here, I thought you wouldn't be able to get up today?" Takahara stretched out on the couch.
"How come, I don't overindulge like you, and I can't get out of bed?" I wittily retorted.
Gao Yuan just sneered twice, and had no desire to fight with me again.
"See that outside? We're going to deal with these 1,000 women in two days. Gao Yuan looked tired and slack.
"Two days? How is this possible. I exclaimed, isn't it a joke that if you work 10 hours a day, you need to interview 50 people in one hour after all the interviews in two days?
"No way, this matter really can't be delayed for too long, my initial plan is to solve it in one day, who knew that so many people would come?" Gao Yuan was also helpless. "Fortunately, many of the more than 1,000 people have already escaped."
"That's still too hasty."
"I calculated, on average, a person can only give her a maximum of three minutes to introduce herself, of course, this is to be handled at the discretion, some of them are more bad at first glance, please go out directly, and those who focus on training will try to let them say a few more words." Gao Yuan once again gave me his trademark smirk. "It's up to you to play this black face."
"Why me?"
"Needless to ask, your family is not here, so you don't have to worry about some extremists retaliating against you. Are you going to make me the bad guy? Then my life would be in danger at any time. ”
It wasn't until this moment that I realized that this guy from Gao Yuan asked me to help him with the interview, which seemed to be premeditated. At this juncture, there is no choice but to bite the bullet. "I'm not very good at saying no, how can I tell them?"
"You just put on a straight face and say, thank you, please go out." Gao Yuan said it lightly, which made me angry, and it was strange that people didn't come up to beat me with this kind of tone.
It was a bad decision to wade into this troubled water.
The interview began vigorously, and I won't repeat the specific process of these two days, I believe you are not interested in listening, I just share my thoughts with you: once the number of people increases, all kinds of strange things will come one after another, and the two-day hearing can be said to be the torture of my life, and at the end I have no interest in women at all, during which I have been thrown in the face countless times, and even directly ridiculed me for being an incompetent, in short, I was humiliated.
The encounter on the plateau is not much better, his plan has been completely disrupted, because the current women's routines are too deep, all kinds of cute and selling figures, stalking the plateau, and some losers even openly stopped his car after the end, ready to save the country.
I have to admit that he was prescient, the classical beauty Liu Xia who loves to wear Hanfu is really a little paranoid, she came that day wearing a modified brown skirt that mopped the floor, and at the beginning of the self-introduction directly said, I must wear Hanfu every day at work, never wear work clothes. The youthful and energetic Bai Xue was even more proverbial by the plateau, and he was shy and shy, saying that he was afraid of coming to the suburbs alone, and he had to be picked up by the boss every day.
This thing makes people wonder how these people dare to put forward so many conditions when they come to apply, and they are not blind dates, why can they ask for a highland car to pick up and send them. Later, when I thought about it, I realized that it seems that the title of plateau in their area has been widely spread, coupled with the gimmick of "Miss Tea", many women come with the idea of "entering the palace", not to mention that they also know that they want to be the lover of the plateau, or even if the plateau does not have this idea, these beauties actually have a plan in their hearts. In short, in one sentence, it is a willingness to fight and a willingness to suffer.
When the last candidate walked out of the room, he and I were deeply relieved and felt like we had a new lease of life.
"Oops. It's finally over. Takahara slumped on the couch and threw his suit and tie aside.
"Do you have a crush on anyone right now?"
"You can give me some advice, just choose one of Liu Xia and Bai Xue." Takahara pulled out the two men's materials and threw all the other documents into the shredder.
At this moment, there was a banging knock in front of us, and the door to the conference room was suddenly slammed.
"Come in."
As soon as I opened the door, it turned out to be the reception lady in the hall who ignored both of us, and she said with a cold face. "Mr. Gao, there is still a candidate in the hall."
"How can there be?" Gao Yuan's expression was almost about to cry. "I lost all my application forms."
"Mr. Gao, this beauty doesn't have an application form, she hasn't registered online before, she just rushed over."
"You tell her it's over, let her go back." Gao Yuan waved his hand ruthlessly. "When we're in the store? Come as you want. ”
It's no wonder that Gao Yuan is unreasonable, we are too tired, and this person has not even filled out the registration form before, which means that we don't even know her most basic information, and there is really no need to give her another chance to interview. It's just that I feel a little unbearable, this woman may have been waiting outside for a long time, and it's a little too cruel to not even see her face, I've been blackface for the past two days, to be honest, I really feel a little hairy in my heart, so I want to do something good to make up for it.
"I think I'll let him in." I opened my mouth to persuade. "We've interviewed so many people, and she's not one of them."
Gao Yuan nodded when he heard this. "That's right, it's the last one anyway, so let her in."
Although we agreed, neither of us actually paid much attention to it, and Gao Yuan didn't even wear a suit, lying on the sofa without any image, not ready to get up. I was also lying on the conference table tired, feeling weak.
The receptionist answered and closed the door and walked out, but we waited more than ten minutes before someone slammed the door again.
"Come in." Gao Yuan said weakly.
I heard the sound of high heels slowly reaching my ears like a drumbeat. I still kept what I was doing, thinking that I would leave this to Gao Yuan alone.
"Do you know that I usually only give a candidate three minutes, and you just let us wait for ten minutes." Gao Yuan said sharply. "Is that your attitude when you apply for a job?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm touching up my makeup." The applicant's voice was surprisingly cold, exuding an arrogant temperament, and he didn't seem to listen to Gao Yuan's words at all.