After having dinner with the Living Buddha, Uncle Huang sent the Living Buddha back to the hotel. Uncle Huang cautiously asked about the future, and the living Buddha said: "Luohan, you are an official and a fortune, and when you are rich, someone will carry you." Attendant fifteen or sixteen. Brother and sister toast come. Uncle Huang was very happy when he said these words, and Uncle Huang made a move, and it was 3,000 yuan, which was regarded as a living Buddha's labor fee for one day. The living Buddha is too, just like Uncle Huang owes him, he accepted it without even a kind word.

After sending Uncle Huang back, a few of us came out again in the evening to wander around the roadside. Song said: "We also went to the Living Buddha to ask about the future, but we were afraid that he would ignore us." Fu Guo pouted for a long time and said: "We have worked hard to get a share of the money and let Uncle Huang give it to him, why doesn't he give it to us?" "I think so, so Chun Peng and a few of us went to the hotel with Uncle Huang on our backs to find the living Buddha to calculate.

The living Buddha had not yet slept, he was holding a sutra and chanting. When he saw us coming, he put down his book and recited a word of Amitabha Buddha to us. A few of us also beat the thugs and chanted Amitabha. Then we gathered around his bedside and explained what we were doing. The living Buddha pointed at me expressionlessly and said, "You are a person who looks at the mountain and looks at the mountain high, and the mountain has trees and good peppercorns." If people can't pick it up, you can't run in vain. ”

Then he said to Fu Guo: "You are relying on the mountains and the rivers." Three points of effort to save a penny, when the money is in hand, it is difficult to use. Take the money and think that it is all wishful, but it is difficult to spend the money as you wish. The little Arhat is thirty years old, and it is useless. Chunpeng, Song, and a few of them also came to the front, and the living Buddhas all entered clearly one by one, but we were all confused. Therefore, after we withdrew, Fu Guo, Song, and I all scolded Yunyun for the bald donkey's pretend, and only Chun Peng was thinking about grinding his own prophecy: "There are many joys and few worries in life, and the green smoke is flowing into the fairy stream." Stepping on the clouds and flying phoenixes, the gold and stone are not needed. ”

I asked Fu Guo: "Uncle Huang, is their family really as the monk said?" Fu Guo said: "If Uncle Huang wasn't so excited, his eldest brother was originally the deputy county magistrate of Ninghe County, and now he is transferred to the city as the director of the Education Bureau." His second brother is the mayor of a town under Ninghe County, and only Uncle Huang is nothing. However, with his eldest brother and second brother taking care of him, he did not commit any crimes. San'er, don't look at Uncle Huang raising us as if he was kind-hearted. He is also the vice president of our county charity association. The little ones came, and he still received subsidies from the government. Uncle Huang is hard, and ordinary cadres know him. I pondered for a moment and remembered again what I had happened at Uncle Huang's grave. So I blurted out to my brothers everything I had seen and how many things I had dreamed of about the old Tao and the monks. They were all stupid. At this time, Chun Peng said: "Third brother, it sounds strange and scary. Fu Guo was bored for a long time and said, "San'er, you are sick." I said, "What's the disease?" Fu Guo said: "I have a cousin who was stimulated by falling in love, and I once sent her to a mental hospital. Do you know? Psychosis is divided into depression, mania, and schizophrenia. Among them, schizophrenia includes depression, mania, hallucinations, and auditory hallucinations. Even the ghost possession that science can't explain is what we commonly call the haunted rabbit fairy. I think you look like a fantasy or a ghost. I pushed Fu Guo and scolded: "Play with your father, still possessed by ghosts?" I'm going to have a demon possessed and I'll arrest you first. "Because of my push, I almost didn't fall into the ditch. He yelled at me in a frustrated manner, "No, you're sure you're following the ghost." I don't know if you're done someday. I don't cry when you're dead, I'm happy. I said, "Big guy, look at how filial I am to raise this son, and he will be disobedient in front of so many people." At this time, Chun Peng said: "Okay, third brother, brother Guo, do you think I will be an old man in the future?" I said, "If you are an old man, are you still looking for a young lady?" Listen to the monk's nonsense. Didn't you listen to the old man, bald and poisonous bald? Chun Peng said: "Who the are you old man?" I'm your uncle. I smiled and said, "Hey! Chun Peng, don't scold, let's kiss each other? I just think we're in love. Chun Peng said: "What do you worship, our buddies don't worship and are 100% close." I said, "Chunpeng, aren't we going to worship each other?" I don't know why, it's up to you to kiss. At this time, Song interjected: "Hey! Why don't we all worship it? I said, "Don't mind, I'll only worship Chunpeng." Chunpeng looked at me seriously and said, "Then how do you say to worship, I'm younger than you anyway." I replied: "Whoever ranks your age, I am asking you to worship me as a godfather and a godfather." Chunpeng yelled: "Third son, I am your second uncle." Then he threw his fist at me。。。。。。

We were walking and playing while laughing, when a woman in front of us accidentally slipped a piece of toilet paper from her pocket. Song said: "The unspeakable hidden is washed away." I said, "Song, she wants to drop tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of dollars, what should you do?" Song said: "Everyone divide it!" I asked Chun Peng again, and Chun Peng said, "I don't want it, how can I divide my brothers." I asked Fu Guo again, and Fu Guo said first: "If I choose, I will kill you all first, and then swallow it alone." I also said: "Yes, I think the same as Fu Guo." "Then we ran and blew again. Precisely:

When the wild wolf is happy, and the deer and pig are crying.

Happiness has no definition. Warm and cold know themselves.

People should learn to be happy, and a happy mood is the beginning of a happy life. Everyone is trying to make themselves happy. Therefore, people understand that happiness can truly continue their lives, and happiness can make them truly find themselves. Therefore, all people are busy with this goal, and when people use each other, they will inevitably echo the words: I wish you happiness!

Happiness may sound like something to be said or not said, but in practice it has always been far away. Every day, people are accumulating strength for their lifelong happiness. Every day, happy people are also making long-term plans for their lifelong happiness. Thus, a prosperous social situation arose. People are also full of joy when they reach out and move their feet. As a result, happy smiles filled the whole society, and all kinds of joyful celebrations also occurred from time to time.

Since there is happiness, laughter will surely enter people's realm with the arrival of happiness. Therefore, those girls and guys who have not yet shown their true feelings began to love each other under the willow shade and moon. Because of this, those who are on the road to success have also begun to speak self-eloquently with pride. The whispers on the radio at night will bring you a sense of peace, and the exaggerations and boasts on the TV will make you relax your already tired face again and again. In every moment of loss, you will smile at your friends. After every loss, do you also take it lightly? But after friends, despising the world, we all find a latent regulation. That's a dangerous laugh, and laughter can literally erase all the sins of a person.

When a person does something wrong and is discovered by a friend, he should smile implicitly; When something is done too much, people seem to laugh shyly at it; People laugh at things they don't understand, in order to show the introductory meeting of false understanding; On the other hand, people will still laugh at what they know to show their humility. Therefore, the inclusion of laughter is very vast, and many falsehoods and Meng Lang will take laughter as the only reason for breaking. Hypocritical laughter often hides a kind of contempt behind it; Subtle laughter, in the heart of it is also a kind of contempt; Honest laughter mostly comes from unintentional people; Laughing quickly happens again and again between resolute people. Therefore, laughter reveals everyone's mentality. Laughter also gives everyone a bare inch. The greedy will smile when they see the banquet; Those who are greedy for fame will be immortal when they listen to praise; Those who are greedy for merit will shout loudly when they see success; Those who are greedy for profit will laugh at those who are implicated in profit. Therefore, laughter is divided into flattering laughter, smiling, laughing, bitter laughing, poignant laughter, crazy laughter, and so on. While people appreciate this kind of laughter, they are also trying to figure out the thoughts hidden behind that kind of laughter. Thus, foolishness and wisdom were born. The fool's laughter became a legged javelin in the hands of Homo sapiens; The simple smirk is also used as a shield for Homo sapiens to block arrows. , Homo sapiens because he saw through the smiling faces of the world, and embarked on the road of development. I learned how to hide the truth with laughter. As a result, traitors like Cao Cao have reappeared in society. In short, laughter represents a person's ability to develop the brain, but laughter seems to be natural. It is unlikely that your smile will change from simple to treacherous, or from treacherous to simple because of the increase in IQ......

The ancient emperor, in order to prevent his courtiers from seeing the flaws on his face, handed him the Art of War of Sun Tzu after the prince entered the school. Teach him that 'you don't see what you want, you see what you want.' The ministers will carve themselves; Jun doesn't see what he means, Jun will express his own intentions, and the ministers will express their differences' Han Fei Taoism. Therefore, after the emperor becomes an adult, he can achieve the state of inaction of 'not being angry, not being irritable, not moving his heart when he is happy and angry, not moving his mind when he is honoring and disgraced, and all states are wrong, and his heart is always one'. To put it bluntly, the way of the emperor is just to warn people not to learn to laugh often, and laughter shows a person's joy, anger, sorrow, happiness, fear, sadness, fear, and surprise. Therefore, laughter in the evolution of history, in every corner of the key. It's all about it. The emperor's wife, the ancestor, invented silkworm breeding, and the emperor laughed out loud for it. Because the world will have the output of noble silk fabrics like silk because of the ancestors; Xia Wei built a wine forest meat pond for Yu Xi, and Yu Xi wanted to laugh with Xia Ji, so Tang Jie and Xia went to perdition; The king of Shang built a deer platform for Daji, and Daji laughed wildly. But at the moment of burning Lutai, only the body of the king of Xuan looked particularly dull and distressed in the fire; King Zhou You married Bao Xi, but Bao Xi did not smile. The princes of the beacon fire play, Bao Xi died in the Western Zhou Dynasty with a smile; In the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, each of them had laughed loudly, but they were all knocked down one by one in the laughter of others; Speaking of the Western Han Dynasty, Sun Shou, the wife of Liangji, can be regarded as the world's first laugh. She invented the beauty of the caries laugh. Therefore, later generations of women understood what it means to be coquettish. She invented the make-up. Fallen horse bun. Therefore, in later generations, Yang Yuhuan became a standard woman who is difficult to change for eternity. In short, the changes of history are deduced in crying, laughing and laughing every time. But in all the dynasties, it is an overwhelming superstar. People like to hear laughter, so hypocritical laughter is also evolving with the times; People like to laugh at dumb riddles, so the wicked ones use the corners of their mouths to show their secret secrets slightly. As a result, laughter evolved into today's various forms of laughter. All kinds of laughter analyze laughter more methodically. Therefore, the rich are laughing at the poor appearance of the rich, and the rich are laughing at the fat and virtuous of the rich. People are laughing at each other, laughing at each other to show their vision. Because of this, Hua Rong said, Cao Cao smiled and killed a beautiful public relations feather. Cao Cao also had to stumble on the ground to beg for mercy; Chongqing negotiations, *** waved his hand, that implicit smile, Chiang Kai-shek also had to admit that the people's hearts belonged; Wang Xifeng smirked again and again, she made Jia Rui and You Er die without a place to be buried; The heroes in the Water Margin, who laughed heartily one by one, turned out to be Gao Yu's treacherous laughter that buried them in a snap of their fingers.

Laughter implies murderous intentions. In the society of Jin, laughter is transformed into the Hachiko flag of playing with each other. A: When people meet, they no longer greet each other, but nod and smile at each other to create a fashionable civilization; At the negotiating table will no longer be quarrels and smiling faces of friendship, and the computer data will be full of the most lethal blasting devices; When a man sees a woman, he wants to laugh, and laughing is nothing more than to please the other party, to satisfy his own ulterior desires; When a woman sees a man, she wants to laugh, which is like a butcher's knife hidden under the branches and leaves. Honest laughter has been transformed into very few. Behind the solemnity is often a sinister and hideous smile. The official who receives the gift should laugh, and the laughter of the gift-giver may be even higher than that of the official. But leaving the joy of this moment, the official may be saying that human favor is thinner than paper, and the person who gives the gift may be scolding the official for his greed. Laughter is changing, and bitter laughter can be described as the apex of sorrow. Qu Yuan wanted to laugh before throwing himself into the river. His laughter fills the whole . Han Fei wanted to laugh before he died, and the but it became a sign of his persecution; Xiang Yu was trapped and wanted to laugh, in the sad laughter, the eight thousand children and Yu Ji no longer existed, and these all kinds of laughter will become the only wonderfulness that can be left of the corpse under the sad soul of history. Precisely:

The body and mind are self-explanatory, and they don't care about water and fire.

The ancient pine cliff often stands proudly, and the green bamboo is not green in all seasons.

The iron soldering dragon is also afraid, and the steel whip is also shocked.

It is said that although the fortune is bestowed, the rich and the poor are all in virtue.

A Eight Gong Flag: It is from the same source as the grass and trees, and the rumors and rumors are coming.

In the second half of the 4th century AD, the former Qin Emperor Fu Jian unified the Yellow River valley in the north. Fu Jian was therefore full of ambition and wanted to use the momentum of "sweeping the autumn leaves of the wind" to level the Eastern Jin Dynasty in one fell swoop and unify the north and south.

In May 383, Fu Jian collected an army of more than 800,000 men and began to attack the Eastern Jin Dynasty. The Eastern Jin Dynasty was under the pressure of a strong enemy and faced a critical juncture of life and death, and the main battle faction led by Prime Minister Xie An was determined to rise up to resist. At that time, the generals of the Jin army were Xie Shi, Xie Xuan, and Liu Gaozhi, with a total of only 80,000 people.

After Fu Rong, the vanguard of the Qin army, captured Shouyang (present-day Shou County, Anhui), Fu Jian personally led 8,000 cavalry to the city. He listened to Fu Rong's judgment and thought that the Jin army was insufficient and vulnerable, so he wanted to win more and less, seize the opportunity, and attack quickly. As long as his follow-up army arrives, he will surely win a great victory. So, he sent a man named Zhu Xu to persuade Xie Shi to surrender.

Zhu Xu turned out to be an official of the Eastern Jin Dynasty and had a deep affection for the Eastern Jin Dynasty. After meeting Xie Shi, he reported on the Qin army's defense and troop strength, and suggested that the Jin army attack Luojian (present-day Dongluohe, Huainan, Anhui) before the arrival of the Former Qin follow-up army. After some discussion, Xie Shi and Xie Xuan sent Liu Gaozhi, a famous general of the Beifu army, to lead 5,000 elite soldiers to launch a surprise attack on the Qin army in Luojian first. The Qin army guarding Luojian was not the opponent of the Beifu soldiers, and they barely resisted for a while, and then they collapsed.

The great victory in Luojian greatly boosted the morale of the Jin army. On the one hand, Xie Shi and Xie Xuan ordered Liu Gaozhi to continue to rescue Kipshi, and on the other hand, they personally commanded the army and advanced with victory until the east bank of the river (now the river, in the south of Shou County, Anhui). So, he stationed his men and horses on the side of Bagong Mountain and confronted the Qin army stationed in Shouyang across the bank.

Fu Jian was shocked when he learned that Luojian was defeated and that the Jin soldiers were coming to Shouyang, and immediately climbed to the head of Shouyang City with Fu Rong to personally observe the movements of the Jin army on the other side of the river. It was the middle of winter, and it was a cloudy day, and from a distance, the sky over the river was gray. Fu Jian glanced at the city tower, and saw that the camp tents of the Jin army on the other side were neatly arranged, and the Jin soldiers armed with knives and guns patrolled back and forth, and the lineup was strict and mighty. Looking further away, on the opposite side of Bagong Mountain, I vaguely don't know how many Jin soldiers there are. In fact, there are no Jin soldiers on Bagong Mountain, but Fu Jian is dazzled and regards the grass and trees on Bagong Mountain as Jin soldiers. With a gust of northwest wind whistling by, the grass and trees on the mountain shook like countless soldiers in motion. Fu Jian's face suddenly turned like earth, and he turned back to Fu Rong in horror and said, "The Jin soldiers are a strong enemy, how can they be said to be weak soldiers?"

The defeat of Luojian cast an ominous shadow on Fu Jian's heart, and he ordered his troops to deploy on the north bank of the river, in an attempt to turn the tide of the battle by virtue of his geographical advantage. At this time, Xie Xuan, the general of the Jin army, made a request for the Qin army to retreat a little and give up a little space so that they could cross the river and fight. Fu Jian secretly laughed at the generals of the Jin army who did not understand the common sense of warfare, and wanted to take advantage of the fact that the Jin army was busy crossing the river and it was difficult to fight, so he gladly accepted the request of the Jin army.

But where did he think that Xie Xuan had already installed people from the Jin Kingdom in his rear troops. Therefore, when Fu Jian's retreat was ordered. Those Jin people lurking in the rear of the Former Qin army took the opportunity to shout: "Former Qin has been defeated. Then he fled backwards like a whirlwind. And those real former Qin soldiers, because there were too many troops, they could not get the combat situation of the front troops. Therefore, when they saw the Jin people lurking in the troops fleeing backwards, they really thought that the troops in front had suffered a defeat. And they ran along.

At this time, the forward troops received an order to retreat some distance. But as soon as they moved, they saw the rear troops retreat like a tide. They thought that the rear had made a sound, and it must have been the success of the Jin army's sneak attack on the rear. Therefore, the soldiers of the former Qin were all afraid and uneasy. They also ignored the orders of the commander and fled with them.

Xie Xuan led more than 8,000 cavalry, took advantage of the situation to quickly cross the river and attack the Qin army. At this time, Zhu Xu, who was the former Qin Du Zhishangshu, took the opportunity to stand on the high car and shouted: "The Qin army is defeated!" The Qin army is defeated!" The Former Qin army was in chaos. The Jin army took the opportunity to cross the river, the Qin soldiers fled desperately, Fu Jian was wounded by an arrow, and fled back to Chang'an with only more than 100,000 people. This is the famous battle of the river in history. After the Battle of Weishui, the former Qin collapsed, and the north was divided again. After Zhu Xu returned to the Jin Kingdom, he was named General Long Xiang for his great military exploits.