Tang Hai, a villager in Qingxiu Village, a subordinate of Guangling City, is over 23 years old, and he can't do anything, so he stays at home and writes on a small website that the subsistence allowance is mixed with a weak salary.

As for his wife, he didn't think much of it.

Until twenty days ago.

A sudden disaster swept the whole world, watching Fa Xiao, who was invited to his home, vomit blood in front of him, and then pounced to bite himself, and then after the leaky keyboard killed Fa Xiao, he looked at the screams and screams in his village through the window, and he didn't dare to go out.

Then the family stockpiled food to survive, until seven days later, there was an inexplicable cultivation method in my mind.

He felt that he was going to develop, and he must be the so-called protagonist.

After looking at the location of his village and the Qingxiu Mountain behind the village, he suddenly teleported, and hid at home every day to practice hard, but fortunately, there were a lot of people in his family who bought the so-called Taoist Cultivation Instructions for the novel at that time, and then he embarked on the road of cultivation.

Really when he really felt that he was the protagonist, a wild wolf as tall as a house, with a glow in his eyes, scurried down from Qingxiu Mountain and took away a person in the village.

He coaxed.

If you don't coax it, you can't do it, if you don't run again, I'm afraid that you will also get into the wolf's belly.

But he didn't dare to go too far from the village, and after figuring out the law of the wild wolf descending the mountain, Tang Hai hid in a hidden hole at the entrance of the village every day before dawn, and did not come back until late at night.

Until today.

At noon, he suddenly heard a woman's whimping voice in the cave above, looking for a zombie, and thought it was a brain-dead woman.

I thought about having an affair, so I came up.

I saw Su Yue sitting cross-legged with his back to him.

As if he was afraid that Su Yue was a zombie, he grabbed the wooden stick that was arm thick and walked lightly behind Su Yue with his side.

Immediately smashed towards Su Yue's head.

Bang!

Su Yue grabbed the wooden stick like lightning with one hand, and then used a slight force, and he could hear a frightened cry behind him.

Then a humanoid object slashed overhead and fell onto the dead leaves that Su Yue had just collected.

Su Yue's figure, who was sitting cross-legged, disappeared in place, and reappeared in place in a second.

But see in front of you.

Tang Hai, who had a plain appearance, was tied to a wooden stick with his limbs tied to a wooden stick like a wild boar, and was held in mid-air.

The dead wood underneath just didn't ignite.

Just like a wild boar prepared for barbecue.

When Tang Hai woke up from his drowsiness, he was slightly stunned for the situation at the moment, and then he let out a sigh and began to scream.

"Huh?"

Yun Xiu, who walked from the entrance of the village with a tiger twice the size of the tiger before the mutation, was stunned for a moment when he saw the scene in front of him, and then looked at the tiger he was holding with a tragic death.

Then he asked stupidly, "Are you eating people at noon today?" I haven't eaten it yet. Is it tasty? ”

Hearing this, Tang Hai, who was tied up like a dead pig, screamed even more madly.

"Don't eat me, I haven't taken a bath for more than ten days, it's not delicious, the meat is old, and it tastes."

As he spoke, Tang Hai, who was tied to the wooden stick, struggled violently, but the strange thing was that he looked like he was tied with a thin rope, but he couldn't break free.

But after seeing the fairy-like woman drop the tiger, she licked her lips towards herself, and instantly became even more devastated.

It's over.,I shouldn't have come out if I knew it wouldn't have been.,My protagonist mode hasn't been turned on yet.。

"Do you want to eat people, do you want to give him a bath first?"

“……”

Su Yue was a little speechless and looked at Yun Xiu with flickering eyes, if he didn't know that Yun Xiu was a drama spirit, I was afraid that he really thought that Yun Xiu had no burden on eating human flesh.

Then he looked at Tang Hai, who was tied with his hands and feet, snot and tears, and his right finger flashed coldly.

Bang!

In an instant, Tang Hai fell from the wooden stick to the ground.

"It's boring."

Seeing that it was over so soon, Yun Xiu muttered in his mouth, and his right arm, which was as white as a lotus, grabbed the tiger corpse next to him fiercely and tore it violently.

Whoa—

Tang Hai over there just struggled to get up from the ground, only to feel that his eyes were red, and in an instant, the tiger's internal organs mixed with the tiger's blood instantly drenched.

Frightened, he screamed even more, and he was ready to clean up his body.

At this time, I could only hear the sound of yin as if it sounded in my ears.

"Boy, if you dare to clean up, my aunt and grandmother will guarantee to eat you alive."

As soon as he heard this, Tang Hai's movements suddenly stopped, and he stood motionless in place like a wooden chicken.

Su Yue looked at this scene, and looked at Tang Hai's Yunxiu with some helplessness and said, "Isn't it interesting to bully a child who can't even practice the Qi Realm?" ”

After speaking, he said to Na Tang Hai: "Go and wash." ”

"Thank you, thank you, senior!"

As soon as he heard this, Tang Hai immediately ran towards his house like his butt was on fire, and the strong smell of blood on his body was simply disgusting.

"Humph!"

Seeing that Su Yue let go of his own fun, he was a little unhappy, and the movement of the tiger tearing on his hand became faster and faster.

In a few moments, the tiger's flesh, which had been separated from its fur, was still emitting bursts of heat.

"Boy, you give ten seconds, if you don't come out again, your aunt and grandmother will eat people."

"It's coming, it's coming."

Tang Hai, who was still wearing buttons, heard the words in his ear, and instantly broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly ran out.

"Senior, what's the matter?"

Like a dog leg with a perfect degree of training, he nodded and asked Yunxiu very respectfully.

Yun Xiu raised her chin like a proud peacock, pointed to the pile of tiger meat and said, "Roasted, or I will eat you." ”

"Don't, I'll bake it."

Tang Hai was startled again, and hurriedly said, Ma Li had to run to the opposite side of the two, inserted the tiger meat on the wooden stick one by one, and then looked at Su Yue and Yunxiu in a daze.

Fire, how can you bake without fire?

Su Yue shook his head, looked at the mountains not far away, and with a pinch of his right hand, a flame was thrown directly into the dead leaves by Su Yue.

In less than a breath, the dead leaves ignited a raging fire.

Tang Hai saw Su Yue's chic movements, revealing a look of envy.

But when Su Yue suddenly stood up, he couldn't help but be stunned.

Wouldn't it be that you think tiger meat doesn't have the aroma of human flesh and want to change your mind and roast me?

No, I'm still young, I don't want to die.

Tang Hai thought in his heart, and when he was just about to beg for mercy, he heard Su Yue and the beautiful bubbling fairy say:

"You come or I'll come."

"Disgusting, come on."

"Okay!"

What's the situation?

Tang Hai's dark eyes were rolling straight away, and he was a little unclear.

Suddenly, I heard a familiar roar from the entrance of the village, and I was so frightened that I stopped moving.

After that, he was glared at by Na Yunxiu, and began to resume the movements of his hands again, but he kept aiming at Su Yue who was walking towards the entrance of the village.

Su Yue's right palm brushed the [Xuan Miao Suyun Ring], and a purple gold glazed painting halberd with a length of one zhang and six zhang instantly appeared in his hand.

"Wow, that's handsome." Tang Hai sighed.

"Roast meat, if it's burnt, it will roast you directly." Yun Xiu stared at Tang Hai and said viciously.

Nima, I'm so sad that I didn't know I could come out.

Tang Hai shrank his head suddenly, and tried hard to roast the tiger meat, thinking of it with tears in his heart.

Whew—

With a howl, a faint fierce light came out of his two eyes, dragging a broom-like tail, which was longer than an ordinary wild wolf, and a wild wolf about five meters tall like a hut suddenly appeared at the entrance of the village with a wind wind.

With a fierce face, he looked down at Su Yue, who was standing with a halberd.

Whew—

There was no nonsense, the hungry wolf bit Su Yue directly-