The poem says:

Thousands of fields and ridges are surging golden, and farmers are busy with their cars and horses.

The childish child thinks of the warmth of the family, and the old woman likes abundant grain in the field.

The wind blows the dead branches, and the locusts die in the same month.

The dog follows the head of the household with the car, and the cow and horse neigh. 1

Autumn is here again. My lovesickness for Meng Xiangping has long since become a lot dull with the hip music and the excitement of the big set. At this time, in the territory of Ninghe and even in the entire border north of Beijing, the rhythm of the autumn harvest was harvested everywhere. Therefore, there are not many people in each big set, and because of this, our lives have become a little lonely.

Uncle Huang was a little anxious because he hadn't seen the money for a long time. Those big disciples were busy going home to help with the autumn harvest, so at this time, it seemed that there was no boss in Uncle Huang's villa who could support the façade alone. It's just that only a few of us are still eating and drinking with Uncle Huang.

One day after breakfast, Uncle Huang came to my house with my second son to chat. What Uncle Huang means is that we are all old, and we are all old enough to talk about marriage. Especially the second son, since he left his father, who was the mayor of the town, he has been staying with Uncle Huang. Therefore, Uncle Huang couldn't let his brother gossip, and he was going to tie the knot for his second son first. lest he look bad in front of his second brother.

As soon as the second son heard about the marriage, he sat up from the bed and said, "Uncle, what you said is true." This guy choked me. San'er knows that I am not happy this night. Uncle, you can see that my bed has dried up several holes. Uncle Huang lit a cigarette and took two puffs, then handed the cigarette to me who was leaning on the bed and said, "San'er, if you look at your second brother, he doesn't feel cold." Everything, do you think he's stupid? I hurriedly took the cigarette that Uncle Huang had lit and smiled: "Uncle, the second brother should have gotten married a long time ago." On this day, when he saw a little girl, he couldn't pull his legs. The last little girl waiting for the bus at the door of our house, let the second brother show the car and ran away without coming. The second son also asked Uncle Huang for a cigarette and lit it himself: "San'er, you know a fart." This is called technology, do you understand lewdness? Look, my brother will see her as pregnant. "Uncle Huang really can't stand it, my second son and I are talking nonsense. He got up and said to me and my second son, "You two, alas! Uncle doesn't scold much anymore. I've made you all mad. The two of you are spending money to buy a big donkey saint, and it is not a thing. "My second son and I were amused when we saw Uncle Huang's embarrassed appearance and heard Uncle Huang's words. I said, "Uncle, do you want a daughter-in-law?" This day is dull and suffers from sin. Uncle Huang's face turned green, and he yelled at me: "Get out, you said you two little kings and eight lambs." I'm mad. Then Uncle Huang walked on crutches, and he went to our door.

The ups and downs have made us more capable, and the patchwork of our members has been in and out, but in general it is still good. Or one day, Uncle Huang said to the second son with a smile: "Second son, your daughter-in-law will arrive tomorrow." The second son trembled and said on his small fluttering legs: "Uncle, which daughter-in-law do I have?" Do I know each other? Uncle Huang said very solemnly: "Come to the second son, you sit here." You know this daughter-in-law. It's this summer that we're in Xuanping, and I know that goddaughter. I blurted out: "Shen Hong? Uncle Huang said: "Yes, it's her." I told Shen Hong everything. She had also met her second son. The girl has a good impression of the second son. When I come this time, I will cultivate and cultivate again. Before anyone else in the gang could talk, the second son said, "Is it still a girl's fart?" She's a chicken. I also cultivate, cultivate, and I am inseparable from ten. I don't want it, who loves who wants it? ”

The second son's words obviously stabbed the hornet's nest. Uncle Huang stood up and said to the second son, "What's wrong with being a chicken?" What happened to being a chicken? After clarifying this man and woman, it's not just like that. Besides, let's say that she is not a girl, and that is just a matter of whether to use it or not. You know she's a chicken, you don't know if it's still the same as a girl to marry. The second son obviously cares about Shen Hong's identity as a chicken. The second son wrinkled his brows and said, "I don't know, that's it." Got it, I still want her? Am I not the eighth king? Uncle Huang almost straightened up in anger and said, "Still alive Wang Ba? What do you know at such a young age? People are like this in this life, what else can they want? If you can get married and have children, you can count it as a success. With your virtue, it would be good for someone to marry you. The second son turned around and walked towards the door, saying as he walked: "If you want it, you want it." You still have Ge Tuzi and her hugging and hugging the ground, as if no one knows. Uncle Huang was also mad, he shook his hand and almost smashed a teacup on the second son's head and yelled: "Get out, there is a kind of you don't come back." The second son said: "If you don't come back, you won't come back." It's like you can't live without you. ”

It's no wonder that the second son is angry, in the minds of me and the second son. Our daughter-in-law is supposed to be a chaste martyr. That Shen Hong is very different from our dreams. Therefore, after the second son left, when Uncle Huang still scolded non-stop, I said: "Uncle, stop scolding." Uncle Huang sat on the sofa and tears made the second son flow out of his eyes and said, "Hey, hey! I'm ruined, raising this thing. I said, "Uncle, don't want the second son." I don't think it makes a difference whether you want it or not. Uncle Huang looked at me in a daze and said, "You, San'er, you say, what is your reasoning?" I said, "Uncle, look." Let's go to prostitution. It's usually about 100 yuan. It's been twice a week, and it's pretty diligent. By that number, the year is fifty-four weeks. A total of one hundred and eight times. If it is calculated as 100 yuan at a time, it will be capped at about 10,000 yuan this year. And if you want to get married, let alone a house, you will have to pay 150,000 or 60,000 yuan for the car and the bride price. These 150,000 or 60,000 yuan are enough for us to prostitute for half a lifetime. Uncle Huang saw me finish and said, "It's over?" I said, "It's over." Uncle Huang raised his hand and hit my crotch on my crotch and scolded: "Just you kings." Also, give me back the economic account. What the are you calling it an economic account? Whoever taught you bastard logic, get out, get out of here. The farther away the better. ”

After being scolded by Uncle Huang, we all hid in the pavilion of the villa to take a nap. We all know that Uncle Huang is really angry this time. But none of us accept Uncle Huang's arrangement this time, Hugh said that he would give Shen Hong to his second son, and he would not agree to give Shen Hong to any of us. Besides, we all know about Xiaoguang's killing of Park Shin. This principle of gambling and robbery, rape and murder is something that everyone will understand.

The second son did not come back for more than ten days. Uncle Huang asked us to look for it, but we searched all over Ninghe County and found no trace of the second son. Later, Uncle Huang simply didn't ask us to look for him. He called Fei and led us south and north to beg for a living.

"Hey, it is said that women are the most casual, and they like to dress up trendy. It is said that women are afraid of ugliness, and they twist their waists and limbs frequently when they walk. Whether you have a high rate of looking back or not, you are not in a small waist. You don't have pimples on your face, and you're not afraid of fat on your body. This eldest sister, you stand firmly, and my brother will take a closer look at you. We don't want money or fate, we just want to be kind and famous. I love this noble luxury, and my husband will hold you when I go home. You see whether this brand is beautiful or not, and you won't be fooled at first glance. You see that this brand is not good, and it is ripe on the TV. I don't sell the unit price of a few hundred, so it's strange to buy it. Ten yuan is not much, and if you win, you will earn a big golden pot. Come on, come on, press press. The eldest sister does not change the aunt. A little ten dollars is a fart, and it's not good to buy a piece of soap. A small ten dollars is a hair, and you can't buy half a plate of lobster。。。。。。 ”

In the midst of Ge Yanzi's foaming rhetoric, I hurriedly grabbed a high school girl and said, "Big sister, you see that his high-end cosmetics are really real." You show him something, don't let him play tricks. I'll throw a handful at my sister-in-law. After saying that, I didn't care whether the little girl agreed to my request or not, I squatted down and grabbed the dice in front of Ge Yanzi. Wait for me to raise my hand. Wow! Full house of three sixes. I pretended to be happy and snatched a box of cosmetics with a price tag of three or four hundred yuan from Ge Yanzi's arms. Then he turned around and dragged the little girl out of the crowd and said, "Thank you, girl." Ay! Sister, thanks to you watching, he didn't move. Most of them are liars, and you can't win at all. The high school girl looked at me with a silly look in her eyes. Before she could speak, I said, "Girl, don't look at me like that." Yes, I'm also a person with a heart. In this way, this time you will make five pieces, and I will make five pieces, and we will roll the dice. If you lose, I'll take five dollars, and if you win, the high-end cosmetics will belong to you. Anyway, I won once, and I won't lose five more dollars. "It's the same that the little girl hasn't reacted yet, so I first took out five yuan and dragged the little girl into the crowd.

In the crowd, Ge Luzi was still explaining diligently, and I listened to Ge Luzi say:

"Don't mention money, it's all fate, I'm afraid of cheating. said that Shunzhi Dao Kangxi, full of courage and fat, to be the emperor. said that Yuan's big head was Puyi, and he was bullied everywhere. This ten yuan is not much, and if you win, you will earn a big golden pot. People only live to fight for breath, how can this ten pieces be? This cosmetics, a good brand, my wife smeared it on as a wife. This cosmetics are of high grade. The actress hugged the director's waist. Don't regret turning around, you'll have to break your leg if you look for it again. Turn around and take the brand home, and your parents will praise you。。。。。。 ”

I crouched down again and picked up the dice and said, "I'll do one more." Ge Yanzi said hypocritically: "Okay, brother." Dude, brother, it's not easy to eat a mouthful, you didn't win a box just now? I turned around and pointed at the little girl and said, "I won for my sister just now, and this time I won it for this sister." As I spoke, I stretched out my hand holding the five dollars to the high school girl and said, "Girl, take the money." The high school girl crouched down timidly and began to look for money in her backpack. Ge Luzi gave a flying eye, and Fu Guo quietly stood behind the little girl.

I held the little girl's five dollars in a hand, but unfortunately I threw a broken shoe with one, two, and three small whips this time. I hurriedly said to the little girl: "I'm sorry girl, we lost." You give me another five, I'll give you another five. The little girl stood up and said, "Forget it, I won't play anymore." "But how did she know that all her money had been stolen by Fu Guo the moment she watched me roll the dice.

These days, we suddenly find that middle school students, high school students, and even college students are our favorites. They are simple-minded and deceitful. Rich and timid, even if something happens, they generally walk away silently.

At the same time, Uncle Huang developed a new world. Uncle Huang got back more than 100,000 yuan of counterfeit money from professionals. And then when our people go out, they spend almost all of their money on counterfeit money. When it comes time to return to Ninghe, our people will split up and buy the same brand of goods in various small supermarkets. And then the boxes of goods are faked. Such as the way to put saw foam in a cigarette box and bricks in a wine box. And then one or two people drive the wholesale to a small store in a village that should be hapless. In this way, we have achieved the goal of withdrawing real money from fake money.

About two months later, we met again at Uncle Huang's villa. The difference is that we still haven't seen our second son. I asked Uncle Huang, "Uncle, the second son hasn't come back yet?" Uncle Huang sat on the sofa and looked up at me and said, "No, this kid is not dead, where is he?" It's been half a year, and he can't see anyone alive or dead. I, the mediator, the woman Shen Hong, can't afford to wait, and they have returned to Xuanping. But my nephew is nowhere to be found. At this time, Xiao Feijia said: "Uncle, something happened to the second son." ”

Xiao Fei's words surprised the people present. The big guy knows that with the ruthlessness of the second son, he will not be able to let the police catch him. But the big guy also knows that if the second son is arrested. What happened to the second son must be big and boundless.

It turned out that the more the second son thought about it that day, the more angry he became. Because he saw Uncle Huang hugging Shen Hong with his own eyes, and Shen Hong hugging Uncle Huang fooling around in a room. Therefore, how could his second son be a leftover for Uncle Huang to marry as a king. Moreover, in Xuanping, he also saw Ge Yanzi leading Shen Hong to take a bath and hug Shen Hong to take pictures or something. How could his second son marry such a person. So, he planned to come out and hide for a few days, and then go back when Uncle Huang was tired of playing with Shen Hong. But the second son fell out with his biological parents, and he is now homeless and unemployed. He didn't know where to go to set up his camp. So he rented a few more houses in Donghe Park in Ninghe County, and made do. During the day, he knew that it was very unreliable for him to make money by doing a stall. So he went out to see other salarymen, and after he left, he would climb over the wall and break into the house or pick the lock of the door. At night, they go in and out of major KTVs to open rooms in search of excitement and passion.

Or one day, the second son saw that the door of the house was locked. He pried open the security door and got in. Entering the house, the fashionable decoration made the second son's eyes shine. This is a large four-bedroom house. The second son searched everywhere, but he couldn't find any money or valuables. The second son went into another bedroom. The second son was startled when he entered the door. He saw an old man of seventy or eighty years old lying on the bed, gasping for breath. The second son wanted to quit and walk away quickly, but at this time, the second son found that the old man's legs were stretched, and he stopped moving after a stretch. The second son thought to himself that the old man had blown out the lamp and pulled out the wax and died, so out of curiosity, the second son stepped back into the house again. The old man couldn't move, and the second son was relieved. He began to search the house, and finally found a few thousand dollars in cash and a large stack of medals of honor in the closet. The second son hurriedly went to his pocket and prepared to leave, but at this time, he saw the old man coughing twice, and shouted weakly: "Water! Water! ”。

Hey! You said that these two sons were really unlucky, and they were unlucky. He saw that the old man was struggling to ask for water, so he actually poured a glass of water for the old man and sent it over.

The second son wanted to help the old man up and pour some water down. But at the moment when the second son helped the old man up, the old man turned over sharply and threw the second son from the side of the bed to the bottom of the bed. Then he quickly rode his second son under his crotch. The second son was stunned, and before he could scold the dead old man, he instinctively wanted to push the old man away and get up again. But the old man was too powerful, and the second son twisted dozens of times and couldn't twist the old man at all. In the end, the second son really had no strength. I don't know if he was tired or tired or dizzy, the second son was so fluttering that he was about to fall asleep. It wasn't until noon that the old man's family returned and found out about the existence of the second son, and then called the police after a burst of punches and kicks. Then the second son followed the public security officers into the bureau in a drowsy manner. Precisely:

Thinking is definitely love, and mercy will inevitably lead to disaster.

Just because of a mistake, it became fatal.

Don't take anything indecent, don't do anything indecent.

Obviously there is a criminal law, and there are ghosts and gods in the dark.

"Mingxian Collection" has something to say, cutting the grass does not remove the roots, and it is not false to sprout in spring.

He also said:

The soldiers are treacherous and become soldiers, and 2 are not loyal to Song Xianggong. 3

Soldiers are not tired of cheating, and how many emperors are happy to obey.

1. Cows and horses neighed together. In the countryside it is autumn, when the corn is harvested. The good ones are pulled back in carts and kept for sale or fed to livestock for their own use. Those that are not ripe or that do not grow very well, such as black stuffiness (scientific name Aspergillosis niger). They feed the carts directly to the cattle or horses in the field. I remember when I was a child, I had a big Li cow at home. Every autumn, at that time, rural children go home to help their parents during the autumn vacation. So every day, my brother and sister, led by my parents, went to the field to break corn. Okay bag and pull it back. Those who are not ripe and do not grow well. My big cow pulled the cart from the field and began to eat, and one ate in front of the pile of corn we had broken. It also knows that the good ones are not allowed to be eaten, so it picks up the unripe ones that grow badly in the corn pile and eats them. Until I couldn't pick it out until I looked at it. It will take advantage of our inattention to roll a good corn with its long tongue and put it in its mouth. Then there is the shouting or scolding or grabbing a dirt and slapping it. Then he got into the car and went to the adjacent corn stalks to eat the corn stalks. Ay! Acacia is a thing of the past, and you can put up a tent to watch the dusk. How much regret was there back then, and I shook my hand last night and didn't go back!

2 Sun Tzu's Art of War: Whoever is on the battlefield first and treats the enemy will escape. Later, the battlefield and the warlike labor. Therefore, those who are good at fighting will cause others but not others. He who can make the enemy self-inflicted, will also benefit. Whoever can prevent the enemy from reaching will also do harm. Therefore, the enemy can work, be hungry, and move.

Going out of the way, tending to what it doesn't expect. Those who travel thousands of miles without working will also walk in a land where no one is man. Those who attack and win will not defend what they do. Those who defend and must be solid, defend what they do not attack. Therefore, those who are good at attacking, the enemy does not know what they are defending. It is well defended, and the enemy does not know what it is attacking. Little, as for the invisible. Divine and silent. Therefore, he can be the commander of the enemy.

Whoever fights, wins with the right combination. Therefore, the good and the surprising are infinite, as heaven and earth. Inexhaustible like a river. In the end, the sun and the moon are also. Resurrection from the dead, four o'clock is also. Therefore, the war is nothing but strange. The change of odd and positive is invincible. Qi Zheng is like a cycle of gratuitous gratuitousness, who can be poor?

The soldier is treacherous. Therefore, it is possible to show that it cannot be. Use it and show it not to use. Near shows far, far away shows near. Profit and temptation, chaos and take, real and prepared, strong and avoid, angry and scratch, humble and arrogant, easy and hard, kiss and leave. Attack it unprepared, take it by surprise. The victory of this soldier cannot be passed on first.

He also said: Soldiers, the major affairs of the country, the place of death and life, and the way of survival, must not be ignored.

3 Song Xianggong: During the Spring and Autumn Period, Song Xianggong wanted to dominate the world like Qi Huangong. Therefore, he also sent a messenger to the princes of all the nations to go to the land of Yudi to hold a meeting. He also wants to be like the Duke of Qi Huan, holding the bull's ear in one hand and commanding the princes to set his own hegemony with the other. But the result was that King Chu Cheng arrested Song Xianggong at the Huimeng, and he became a generation of overlords by himself.

Although King Chu Cheng prides himself on being the overlord. But Song Xianggong, who was angry, resolutely would not recognize the hegemony of King Chu Cheng. After returning to China, Song Xianggong was angry and annoyed, but in terms of strength, he was indeed not the opponent of King Chu Cheng. Coincidentally, at this time, Zheng Guo, who was also a small country, was the first to stand up and recognize the hegemony of King Chu Cheng. Song Xianggong waved his master's instructions and went straight to Zheng Guo.

Soon Song Xianggong hit the capital of Zheng Guo. As soon as Zheng Guo saw that the situation was not good, he immediately asked Chu Guo for help. The state of Chu sent the general Cheng Dechen to lead his troops to attack the state of Song.

Song Xianggong was afraid that the Song State would be attacked by the Chu State. Hurriedly withdrew troops from Zheng Guo and returned to China to save himself. Met the Chu army in Hongshui, Henan.

At this time, the Chu army was crossing the Hongshui. Song Xianggong's adviser Mu Yi said to Song Xianggong: "The Song army is weak and weak, and the Chu army is strong. At this time, the Chu army crossed the water. Bingshuyun took advantage of his half-crossing to attack it, and the odds of victory were also. Song Xiang said fairly: "I am known as a teacher of benevolence and righteousness, and I will never do something shameless like King Chu Cheng." I will wait for all the Chu troops to cross the river and form a formation before killing them. In this way, I can be like Qi Huan Gong Shi Cao Mo A, benevolence and righteousness are all over the world. ”

The Chu army crossed the river and did not gather. Mu Yi said: "Lord, now you can attack them while their position is not stable, and the odds of victory are also." Song Xianggong said again: "The so-called benevolent and righteous people." Fight without killing wounded enemy soldiers. Do not behead people over the age of sixty. Do not ambush the enemy by danger, let alone kill the people who have lost the country. The current Chu army has not yet stood firm, and the attack is unbenevolent. ”

The Chu army was assembled and defeated Song Xianggong's troops in one go. Song Xianggong also suffered a serious foot injury as a result. Fortunately, when Jin Wengong Chong'er fled in the Song Kingdom, Song Xianggong gave Jin Wengong Chong'er eighty horses. Therefore, in order to repay the favor, Duke Wen of Jin sent troops to defeat the troops of Cheng Dechen of Chu State.

Song Xianggong returned to China with serious injuries, and soon after Song Xianggong died of wound infection.

A Qi Huan released Cao Mo: Cao Mo, a native of Lu during the Spring and Autumn Period. He was known for his courage and was recognized by Lu Zhuanggong. So Lu Zhuang appointed Cao Mo as a general. He was asked to go to the junction of Qi and Lu to fight against the invading Qi State.

At this time, Qi Huan was just in the joy of the early success of the hegemony. Under the advocacy of Guan Zhong, he has become the most powerful country in the Spring and Autumn Period. Therefore, Cao Mo was defeated in three battles and was defeated by the Qi army.

Duke Lu Zhuang was afraid of the destruction of the country, so he hurriedly repaired the book to Duke Qi Huan and expressed his willingness to cede the land and become a vassal. So in Kedi, Duke Huan of Qi, as the monarch of the victorious country, reached a meeting with the Duke of Lu Zhuang of the defeated country.

At the alliance, Cao Mo stepped forward and hijacked the domineering Qi Huan Gong with a dagger. Qi Huan Gong threw the mouse bogey device left and right, looking at Qi Huangong's panic and not daring to act rashly. Qi Huan said fairly: "What do you want?" Cao Mo Nai said: "Qi is strong and weak and the world knows that it is weak. If a big country invades a small country, it will naturally win. Now, as stated in the covenant, the city wall of the capital of Lu will be pressed to the border of Qi if the city wall falls. Is it tolerable or intolerable? Those who are ministers are loyal to the king of death, and righteousness is to seek profit for the country. Cao Mo is a general who has been defeated in three battles, and he is willing to exchange a head for your covenant with the Duke of Qi Huan. I want you to promise to return all the lands that invaded the country of Lu. Duke Huan didn't dare to move, but ordered Guan Zhong to write a covenant to return all the land of Lu.

Cao Mo saw that the covenant had been completed, so he let go of Duke Qi Huan. The color is the same, and the rhetoric is clear after prostrating on the north side, and then retreating to the position of courtier. Duke Qi Huan was furious, he wanted to break the agreement to kill Cao Mo first and then arrest Duke Lu Zhuang. At this time, Guan Zhong said: "No, if you are greedy for small profits and happy with yourself, you will abandon your faith in the princes." In this way, the world regards Qi as a snob, and will be an enemy everywhere. Today, it is better to return the land lost by the Lu State. These lands were originally invaded by the Qi State, and now the Qi State has given them away. This is also a loss for the Qi country. Huan Gong was silent, and Guan Zhong said again: "Give it, don't lose your trust in the world." In order to increase the world's aid, it will become the cause of the king. "Qi Huan Gongwu returned all the land that had been usurped from the Lu State.