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After clearing his throat, Ershen'er began to sing.

The place at the beginning of the front is basically the same as what I sang to Shen Mo, but people sing more professionally than me, and playing a long note will give people a real feeling.

"Old Immortal, if you don't come, I'll move, and move to March 3 of the next year.

To be honest, I still admire those "two gods", first of all, their memory must be good, and they must remember all the words in that set, and they can't be wrong, even stricter than the Spring Festival Gala, and the most important thing is that they can't fake sing.

The second is that the ability to adapt and play on the spot must be strong, otherwise you can't answer what the host asks.

As the speed of the two gods came and went, the sound became louder and louder, and the shaking of the big gods became stronger and stronger, a bit like a convulsion.

It didn't take long for me to foam at the mouth.

The two gods hurriedly sang at this time:

"What do the immortals want here, we can smash the pot for you."

The great god twitched and continued:

"Hah

Ershen'er tried a color on the two people sitting on the stool, and the couple who were originally sitting on the stool quickly stood up, and the man turned around and went into the room to take out a bottle of liquor, and handed it to Ershen'er after opening it.

The second god took it and put it on the table, and the big god picked it up and drank it with a bang.

At that time, this kind of scene really scared me, let alone a bottle of wine, even a bottle of water could not be drunk so quickly.

A bottle of wine went down, and Dashen'er's face was a little red, I don't know if the alcohol played a role.

I have been a little vague about the whole process that day, but I remember the beginning more clearly, and the general question of the couple that day was when the child's illness would be cured, and what caused it.

After eating and drinking, Dashen'er said that the child's grandfather missed the child, so he came back to take a look, but the child couldn't bear it and fell ill.

Then it was to take the child out, and the great god gestured on the child, burned a few pieces of paper, and then said okay, take it back to sleep, cover it tightly, and sleep well.

I don't know if the child was okay or not, but I slept in the woman's house that night and went back to the orphanage the next morning.

I also asked her what was wrong with the child who was still in her arms, and she told me that it was a fever, and that it had not been good, and that it had not been able to go away.

When I grew up, I realized that the method of that "great god" is actually very simple, but it is to scare the child, and the surprised child will definitely sweat, and then use the quilt for a night, and the fever will naturally be reduced.

Even if it's not good, they can find other reasons to explain it.

So I don't believe in that kind of thing all along.

What makes me not believe it is that there is another reason, that is, the two immortals they call Hu and Huang, and the dancing gods all say that they carry "tangzi" on their backs, and some say that they carry "people and horses", and what they say is nothing more than foxes, weasels, snakes and the like.

First of all, these things do have the possibility of attaining enlightenment, but once they attain enlightenment, they will certainly not be mixed with people.

Second, even if those things are indeed capable of mixing with people under certain conditions, what can you expect animals to do for you?

For this matter, I also asked Lao Zhou. However, Lao Zhou's answer is a little ambiguous, saying that it can be believed, but not all of it, I don't understand the reason why he said this, but if you ask more, he won't say it.

The great god of jumping has been circulating in the Northeast for a long time, but as for the authenticity, there is no way to verify it. Some animals with intelligence do have certain abilities, but they are not enough to control the survival of human beings, otherwise human beings would not be the masters of this world for a long time.

Supernatural things don't exist, but at least what Shen Mo said is definitely not true.

After I told Shen Mo about these things, she said that I was lonely and unheard, and she brought out the shamanic affairs to talk to me.

I was a little speechless, and I didn't want to argue with her, women are strange creatures like that, the more you argue, the more she doesn't believe it, and the more she wants to argue with you about right and wrong.

Shaman and Dancing God are two different concepts at all, but I don't know how to get Shen Mo, who has already entered a completely closed state, to listen to it.

A few days later, when I was at work, Shen Mo suddenly called and told me that she would not come back for dinner in the evening, and that she would go to "see things" with her colleagues.

I was a little speechless, but I didn't know how to convince her not to believe it.

Shen Mo told me vigorously, really spiritual, very spiritual, and asked me to take a look, there was no way, I could only tell her to go with her after work.

This time it was a new place, but it was still far from the city, and it was a very small house.

I didn't want to get out of the car, but I was pulled out of the car by Shen Mo, and muttered to me vigorously as I walked:

"Don't talk nonsense for a while, I still want to ask the Great Immortal Gang to help you, don't you always see those things, maybe you can solve this problem this time."

Hearing her say this, I really had an idea, nodded, and didn't speak.

The process is similar to what I know, it's still the same set, except that some of the words are new, and after reading the matter to the person who asked God, he hurried over, put a stack of money on the table, and said reverently:

"Ask Daxian to show my husband, he will always recruit those dirty things, which is very troublesome."

I glanced at the big god who was still trembling, and he happened to be looking at me, and I vaguely felt that there was something on him, but it was so weak that I could barely feel it.

The big fairy stared at me for a while, then suddenly jumped up, lay on the ground and "swam" to me, like a snake, I have to say, this hand is really powerful, anyway, at least I can't do it.

With your hands on your body, your head tilted, and the twisting of your body alone, it really takes a bit of effort to do it.

I didn't take it too seriously at the time, until the moment he approached my feet and jumped up from the ground, I felt a cool breeze suddenly blow in the back of my head, and directly knocked the big god who was sticking to me out.

"Plop" fell to the ground, his body twisted and convulsed, and his expression was very painful.

"Smack"

There was a soft sound, and it seemed that something had fallen from the roof.

Someone went out to take a look and picked up a half-dead black snake. When the two gods saw the snake, they screamed and fell to the ground, unconscious.

The whole process was a bit of a flash of light, and before I could figure out what was going on, it was over.

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