Text Chapter 62 The queen does not belong to the old cow and eats tender grass
We can't control it, we can't do anything about it......
The queen mother's eyes were so frightened that her eyes were about to bulge, and she shouted at the top of her voice: "Stop!"
With a "boom", it slammed into the big mountain rock.
The Queen Mother and I screamed hysterically for a long time, expecting to crash into the air, but a miracle happened!
A tunnel-like hole appeared in the mountain - the four-character plaque kept drilling in, and I don't know how long, there was a misty light in front of it, and it became brighter and brighter......
With a "tong", the two of us were bounced out, and the four-character plaque disappeared without a trace......
"Oh my God! It's so beautiful! Is there such a beautiful place in the world?"
The Queen Mother and I looked everywhere with novel eyes: flowers, pavilions in the sky, blue sky, everything seemed so peaceful!
A flock of birds flew up to greet me, "Welcome, Queen!" but didn't look at me.
These little birds are very strange, with parrot heads, cat bodies, and green wings.
The queen mother frowned and introduced: "He is my boyfriend." ”
I had just arrived, with expectant eyes and a desire to be welcomed.
However, one of the birds said, "We don't like men; they're all bad!
The queen was not pleased, and could not offend them, and asked, "Is this a place that no one can find?"
One of the birds smiled, covered his mouth, and said for a long time, "I want to tell you, but there is a man ......."
I was very depressed, pulled down my face, and hummed at me: "What's the big deal? Anger me, a fist of fire, reimburse you all, and you can't even find the body!"
The bald bird pouted and shouted, "Oh, tsk,
I gritted my teeth with anger and screamed with hateful eyes: "I'm going to beat you to death!"
The queen mother panicked and stopped: "Slow!" came over and leaned in my ear to say "boom" and "boom" to say a sigh......
It is extremely difficult for me! If you don't listen to the queen's mother, you will not give face; if you kick me out of bed with a big kick, you will have to kneel and beg! She is not unclear about my situation? She can't leave a woman for a minute.
The bald bird stood opposite and provoked, and his mouth was instigating: "Don't think that if you don't let me hear it, you can hide it? In fact, we know everything." ”
The queen felt very strange and couldn't help asking, "What do you know?"
The white-headed bird shouted to one of the birds: "Sister Crested, let's go!"
Sister Crested looked at me and said, "Don't come with me, we're going to take a bath." Then he shouted to the other parrot, "Sister Huang, sing a song!"
She didn't hate me, she pursed her lips and smiled, turned her sparkling eyes around, hooked my soul, and sang passionately: "Little sister, I miss Lang at night, sleepless torment, panic, if the sky is happy, the little sheep falls, follow behind me! Ah——! the mountains don't know my sister's heart, the river doesn't know who I like, the white clouds drift by, and the gorgeous flowers are ...... another spring."
The little birds "grinned" and flew freely, like a group of big girls - romantic movements took half of my anger away.
They were gone, and my heart relaxed.
However, the queen mother was eager to see where they were bathing, and she also went with her......
Isn't she crazy? It's not scary to be welcomed, and I'm ...... It's not that I don't know?
At this critical moment, the queen mother said a very important sentence: "Do you know why my body stinks like this? That's the ...... in your stomach."
"Oh my God, why is she so stupid? Drill into the dirtiest place......
What else can I say? I wanted to wash it too, but although there was no smell of feces on my body, I still smelled of sweat.
I wanted to turn the magnifying glass up 100 million times, so that they could be seen wherever they bathed, and as if they were around, and when I reached out to my eyes, I realized that there were none.
The queen scolded me for being a big fool: "Didn't the magnifying glass be sucked in by the four-character plaque?
As soon as I mentioned this, I held my breath: it was a treasure given to me by the former queen mother, what a pity to lose it! The more I thought about it, the more depressed I became.
The Queen Mother tapped the bell on my head and said, "All right! I'll show you, too." ”
She has neither a magnifying glass nor an eye, how can she see?
"It's really a brag not to commit a capital crime, you can blow as much as you want, anyway, it doesn't hurt your mouth. ”
The queen didn't want to talk to me, so she plucked an eyebrow and threw it into the air, and with a "whoosh" it turned into a gust of wind, and her head followed and disappeared without a trace......
The body was still next to me, and it took a long time to come back and say, "It's so strange! I didn't expect them to be birds, but a flock of ......."
Although I am interested in the words of the queen mother, the most frightening thing is her head, how can it be like a monster? I can't help but ask, "Are you a human or a ghost?"
She has been a husband and wife with me for more than a year, and she doesn't want to hide something, so she whispers into my ear for a few hours, only one sentence is the most important, she is not an ordinary person, she is only sixteen years old on the surface, but in fact, she is ......
The more I listened, the more frightened I became, and shouted to stop: "Don't say it!"
At first, I thought she was three years younger than the previous queen, but I didn't expect her to be ...... It's scary!
At such an age, it is about the same as the current emperor? I don't belong to the old cow and eat tender grass? It's incredible!
I'm going crazy! And come to a place where people can't find her, and be happy for a lifetime, isn't it the same as trapping me?
No wonder! I've been with her for more than a year, and I won't get pregnant!
The queen mother is not afraid, and she is reasonable: "Since raw rice is cooked and eaten for so long, it is impossible to change it; otherwise, who would be so stupid?
I'm about to die of anger! I didn't expect the former queen to be a real young man, why don't you follow her? It's unbelievable!
How big is the queen mother? "How can you assume that the former queen is a young man......?
"Oh my God! I heard Shao Jimei say that the queen mother is a fairy...... And at twenty-five years old, she is the youngest fairy in the world, and she is hundreds of millions of years old......."
I really can't think about it, is the ex ......
The queen didn't tell me anything, and nodded in acquiescence......
What a surprise...... It was unbearable, shouting, "Send me home!"
The queen laughed in a woman's voice and asked for a long time, "Do you have a home?"
I was confused by that, where did it come from?
The former queen looked down on me, don't say that she would marry her, and she couldn't even rely on the side, and now she doesn't know where she is?
The queen didn't want to be verbose, and said, "Don't come near me at night! ”
I couldn't figure it out, could the natural scent still be hidden?
The queen's ears are very sharp, and her memory is good, and when she listens to the song sung by Sister Huang, she hums: "Little sister, I think about Lang at night, sleepless torture and ......panic in my heart."
I'm really convinced of her! How can there be such a person? Anger people to death! But she wants to ...... When you are with me every day, do you still want other men?
The queen flicked her legs, turned around me three times, and shouted, "Let's go!"
Her hands were like birds, and the endless fan was gone after a while.
I panicked and shouted, "Come back, don't fly so far!" but they didn't listen.
The queen is really gone! I look back, it's a big mountain, the tunnel is gone, I want to go back, there is no road.