Xiao Hei left, and he walked peacefully.

Tang Sanfu and his apprentices were very strong, and they didn't cry when they saw Xiao Hei leave, and even the second senior brother couldn't help laughing.

When I got on the ghost ship, I turned back three times in one step, constantly shouting that I didn't want to leave yet, I could still rescue it again, it was Tang Sanfu who was tied to the ghost ship with an iron chain.

For this reason, admiring Xiao Hei's strength, the second senior brother also shouted Xiao Hei's.

Xiao Hei left on a ghost ship, and when he left, the wind was very strong above the Scarlet Lethe River, and the water was very fast, and he accidentally blew over Xiao Hei's black ghost ship.

Xiao Hei, who was tied to the boat, was directly smashed into the water, and the boat floated out upside down for dozens of miles, and it was Tang Sanfu who ran to the top of the Lethe River to fish him out of the water.

When he fished it out, Xiao Hei's stomach seemed to be nine months pregnant, and Tang Sanfu was just about to give him first aid, when a gust of wind rolled up again, and he disappeared on Lethe River with the black ghost boat in an instant.

Even, Tang Sanfu didn't even have time to untie the iron chain for Xiao Hei.

Looking at the direction in which Xiao Hei disappeared, Tang San was stunned for a long time.

With such a big belly, he returned to the Huangquan Realm in a shameful posture of binding and playing, I wonder if the brothers in the Huangquan Realm will have any misunderstanding about Xiao Hei?

But......

"Xiao Hei is very strong, he should be able to get through."

When he came back from Lethe, Tang Sanfu comforted his apprentices like this.

The apprentices glanced at each other and nodded their heads one after another, and the top of the mountain was filled with a cheerful atmosphere at that time.

This atmosphere lasted for three days.

Three days later, when Sha Laosan walked hundreds of miles with Tang San's funeral master and apprentice, Tang Sanbury broke free from the fun that Xiao Hei brought to himself and others when he left.

"Amitabha."

Reciting Amitabha, Tang San's face was full of compassion.

"Sha Laosan, even if he dies and arrives on the road to Huangquan, he will not forget to eat the meat of the teacher.

Tell me about it, do you have any opinions about being a teacher? ”

Settling accounts after the autumn is a means that every leader is good at.

Therefore, although it was Sha Laosan who wanted to eat Tang monk's meat that made their master and apprentice escape from the Yellow Spring, it still couldn't change Tang San's mood of talking to Sha Laosan about the funeral.

After all......

The role of Tang monk's meat is a later story, Sha Laosan will not die when he eats his heart, this is absolutely true.

What's more, his brain was cut by him, his heart was dug up by him, he was nailed to the coffin when he died, and his soul stepped into the Yellow Spring, and this thing still shouted in a rotten voice, 'Tang monk meat, give me Tang monk meat'.

How obsessive is this with eating him?

Tang Sanfu felt that if this matter was not solved, there would always be an apprentice around him who wanted to eat him, and he would not have to leave at all for 108,000 miles, and he would go directly to the West Heaven when he woke up one day.

Moreover, this Sha Laosan actually wanted to eat him again and again, if he didn't teach Sha Laosan a lesson, Tang Sanbu felt that he was a little difficult to convince the public.

In the future, what will the Great Sage think of him? What will the second senior brother think of him?

What will both the White Horse and the White Dragon sister think of him?

When people's hearts are scattered, it will be difficult to lead the team in the future.

Hearing Tang San's questioning, Sha Laosan blinked cutely.

"Master, when am I going to eat Tang monk meat?"

Tang San's funeral: "......"

MMP, where did you cross over? What the hell is this Tianjin flavor?

"Don't talk nonsense with me, the teacher said that you want to eat Tang monk meat, you are going to eat Tang monk meat."

Sha Laosan nodded, "Oh." ”

After thinking about it, he asked, "Master, what is the matter with Tang monk meat?" ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

"Why do you use Mandarin for me?"

Sha Laosan, "Oh, don't you think about the little monster you you ate yesterday and it sounds weird." ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

MMP, Sha Laosan, you have changed, you were not like this before, you used to listen to the words of your teacher.

Could it be that after this Chile plus one, Sha Laosan's IQ is almost close to zero?

This is not good news.

So......

Do you want another intelligence strike?

After thinking about it, Tang Sanfu still shook his head.

"No matter what you say, it's not right that you want to eat Tang monk's meat, and you are not allowed to eat until you go to the West Heaven for the teacher, do you have any opinions?"

Sha Laosan shook his head and said without fuck.

The Great Sage took a bite of the peach and threw the remaining half-pulled peach in his hand into the grass.

"Master, I think so...... Just let Sha Laosan not eat, this punishment is too light. ”

The second senior brother did the same, raised the remaining half of the ginseng fruit in his hand, hesitated and took it back and took two bites, threw away the ginseng fruit with a few mouthfuls of flesh left in the grass, and wiped two handfuls on the package that Sha Laosan was carrying. 、

"Master, I think the old pig is too light, after all, Sha Laosan wants to eat you."

"Sigh Rule~"

White Horse seconded.

Tang Sanyu glanced at his apprentices, "Then how should you punish him according to your opinion?" ”

The second senior brother and the senior brother glanced at each other and looked at Sha Laosan below, "At least let him not eat or sleep, and take care of all the work along the way, so that it can be counted as a small punishment and a big commandment." ”

Tang Sanfu nodded, then it would be done.

The master and apprentice were settled on such a child's play, and Sha Laosan was still ...... The men walked westward without stopping, and for another three or four days, they saw a city in the distance.

"Master, there's a city ahead."

Needless to say, the second senior brother has already seen Tang San's funeral.

"Bajie, if the teacher is not mistaken, the city in front of him should be Che Chi Guo."

At this time, Sha Laosan spoke.

"Master, the three big characters of Chengmen Mountain that are bigger than the second senior brother's head are the three characters of Che Chiguo?"

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Syllable!

Sha Laosan was slapped in the head.

"Who told you to speak? Yes? Tell your teacher, who allowed you to speak without permission?

In the future, without the permission of the teacher, you just can't even put a fart.

Also, how are those three words?

That's obviously two words, two words...... Do you understand? ”

Sha Laosan: "......"

"Hey, what about you, do you understand?"

Sha Laosan: "......"

Tang San was angry, and slapped Sha Laosan's head again with a snap, "What about the teacher asking you, those are two words, do you understand?" ”

Sha Laosan raised his head and looked at Tang San's burial aggrievedly, "Master, didn't you let me speak?" ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

Syllable!

Another slap landed on Sha Laosan's head.

"That's right, the teacher naturally remembers, the teacher just tried it, what happened to the result?

The temptation of being a teacher, you have forgotten the rules of being a teacher, right?

In the future, the teacher will not allow it, you can't even say a word if you are killed, you can't even put a fart, understand? ”

Sha Laosan: "......."

Mom, I'm so panicked, should I talk here?

It's hard to be a man!

It's hard to be a man!

Be a man who is ridden...... It's hard!

Seeing that Sha Laosan didn't speak again, Tang Sanyu nodded with satisfaction and let Sha Laosan go for the time being.

The group walked for more than ten miles, and Sha Laosan stopped in front of the city gate.

Horses were not allowed to be ridden in the city, and Tang Sanbu was not embarrassed to foul, so he got off Sha Laosan's body and stood on the ground.

The group did not have any trouble, and entered the city in a line.

After entering the city, Tang Sanfu and his apprentices were looking for the inn, while holding a copy of Journey to the West.

After a quick glance at Che Chiguo's plot, Tang Sanfu already had a bottom in his heart.

"Wukong, Bajie, Sha Laosan, go."

"Master, where are you going?"

The Great Sage walked over with an iron rod, and Tang San's burial was even dark, and he covered his face.

"Wukong, how many times has the teacher told you, don't take the stick at every turn, can you take the stick casually?

Tell me about you, what kind of violent things are all you thinking about?

Yes? You tell me as a teacher, apart from fighting and killing, do you have anything else in your head? ”

Watching the Great Sage being trained, the second senior brother on the side quietly turned the nine-toothed Shangbaoqin Gold Palladium in his hand into a small rake and combed his hair in his hand.

"That's right, Brother Monkey, don't blame my old pig for saying you, you are too anxious, and you have to lift a stick to beat people at every turn."

Saying that, the second senior brother smiled flatteringly at Tang San's funeral, "By the way, Master, you are in such a hurry to call us, what are you doing?" ”

Tang San took a look at the Great Sage, and then looked at Sha Laosan, and picked up his nine-ring tin staff.

"Kill!"

Great Sage: "......."

Second Senior Brother: "......."

So.......

What do you mean by that reprimand just now?

Yes? What do you mean?

Tang Sanfu took the Great Sage and the second senior brother out of the inn and went straight to the palace.

There is no need to ask for directions, according to Li Er's experience in telling Tang San's funeral, a luxurious building in a city is either the city lord's mansion or the palace.

Tang Sanfu went to the most luxurious building, and walked to the door to take a look...... Dumbfounded.

"Where is this?"

The Great Sage blinked, looked at the three words written on the door, and asked with some uncertainty, "Sanqingguan?" ”

The second senior brother nodded in agreement, "That's right, I know these three words Lao Zhu, they are Sanqingguan." ”

Sha Laosan: Isn't "......." two words?

Tang Sanfu: "......." Sanqingguan?

What about the most luxurious and magnificent building that is the royal palace?

What the hell is this special Sanqingguan? 、

Li Er mistook me!

Moreover, how aggrieved is the king of this Che Chi country?

Which emperor lives where it is not the highest in a city or even a country, how can you make a good palace to let a Taoist temple go down?

"Come on, if you go wrong, you will go wrong, anyway, you have to go here when you get to the palace.

Just don't do it twice, do the work first and then go to the palace. ”

Tang San gritted his teeth and waved the nine-ring tin staff at the gate of the Taoist temple.

"Wukong, smash it!"

The golden hoop rod in the great sage's hand was raised high and fell heavily.

"Boom!"

The wooden door collapsed and shattered into sawdust.

"Bold!"

"Who dares to come to my Sanqingguan presumptuousness!"

"You monks, why did you come to my Sanqingguan to make trouble?"

The Great Sage and the Second Senior Brother glanced at each other, and looked at Tang Sanfu in unison, "Yes, Master, why do we want to smash other people's Sanqingguan?" ”

Tang San was stunned for a moment and touched his big bald head.

"Yes, why are we smashing other people's Sanqingguan?"

Great Sage: "......"

Second Senior Brother: "......"

Didn't you let us smash it?

Tang San's burial: "......."

mmp, seeing that the three great immortals and Tang monks and apprentices in the Journey to the West are enemies, I thought that I would strike first.

But Tang Seng in Journey to the West is really a monk, and when people fight, it is a dispute between Buddhism and Taoism.

But what about him?

Is he a real monk?

"Emi tofu."

Tang Sanfu folded his hands together and practiced a Buddhist principle.

"If the poor monk is wrong...... Do you believe it? ”

Huli Daisen: "......"

Luli Daisen: "......"

Yang Li Daxian: "......."

The three glanced at each other, and there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in their eyes.

"Damn, this monk is playing tricks on us, killing him!"