Chapter 1335: Die a Hundred Times
"Hehe, Concubine Xia, then tell me, why did I want to divorce you?" The smile on the face of the "emperor" was a little thicker, and he once again signaled the "guard" not to speak, and looked up at Xia Xueye with a smile.
Entering the topic, Xia Xueye didn't dare to be careless, and rubbed her palms with a smile: "Hehe, this, the emperor, do you want to listen to the truth, or do you want to listen to lies?" ”
It's really that this emperor is so easy to talk that she was a little caught off guard. Damn, I knew that the emperor was so easy to speak, so I didn't kick him in the first place, but kicked him more!
"Oh? Then I will listen to the lie. ”
"It's a lie," Xia Xueye still sneered, and moistened her throat quite embarrassedly, "Your Majesty, you are blessed with great fortune, as for me, I am just a hillbilly with sesame seeds and small mung beans, how can I be your concubine?" Besides, you don't know, actually, I can't have children. ”
The "emperor" was not surprised, nodded with a smile, turned his head to look at the "guard", and saw that the corners of his mouth kept twitching, and the curiosity in his stomach was even stronger. "Then tell me the truth."
"Do you really want to hear the truth?" Cautiously approaching it, Xia Xueye was a little afraid to say anything. Although this emperor is easy to speak, those words are really hurtful.
Just seeing him nodding, Xia Xueye didn't say anything, gritted his teeth, straightened up again, and said loudly: "The truth is, I think the emperor, your old cow eats tender grass!" ”
"Presumptuous!" As soon as these words came out, the "guards" almost didn't rush up and slapped Xia Xueye, and even the "emperor" frowned.
"Originally," at this point, Xia Xueye could only bite the bullet and continue to say, "You think, you are fifty or sixty years old, and there are still so many people in the harem." I'm a flower girl who has been ruined in the palace all my life, and that's a waste. Besides,"
"Enough!" Without waiting for Xia Xueye to finish speaking, the "guard" hurriedly yelled again. This time, Xia Xueye didn't resist, she shrunk her neck and took two steps back, lowering her head and not daring to look at the face of the "emperor".
There was no movement for a while, and Xia Xueye was so nervous that she was drumming in her heart. Shouldn't it really make the emperor angry? It's over, the old lady is probably going to wear it back again!
"Hehe, that's the reason?" After a while, the "emperor" looked up at Xia Xueye with a smile, making the "guards" next to him breathe heavily.
Xia Xueye's hanging heart was also relaxed, but she didn't dare to be careless, and nodded in response: "Yes, Your Majesty, there are so many people around you to serve, there is no shortage of me to find one." Your Majesty, you will divorce me and let me go. ”
Pitifully lowered his head and looked at the "emperor" with tears in his eyes, but one hand was pinching hard behind his back. Ah, it hurts me to death, cry, cry out!
The "emperor" did not rush to respond, looked up at the "guard", and saw that he was still glaring angrily, so he shook his head and said: "This is not good, I can't let you out when I enter the palace, otherwise what will the world think of me?" ”
"Oh, you secretly let me escape, no one knows, so what's the matter?" Xia Xueye weakly added, thinking that you are the emperor, you have the final say, who in the world dares to talk nonsense.
The "Emperor" still shook his head and looked up very seriously: "You better go back and be your summer concubine with peace of mind, I can't let you go." I'm not as bad as you think......"
"If you have it, if you don't let it go, what's the big deal." Seeing that he didn't let go, Xia Xueye couldn't stand this kind of lowly pleading, and stood up straight and twisted his waist, "Anyway, you can't do anything about me, either you kill me, or beat me into the cold palace, otherwise, if you dare to come again, I will dare to kick." ”
"You ......" mentioned this, and the "guard" was so angry that his face turned red, and he stared at Xia Xueye tremblingly.
"What are you staring at, do you think I'll have a baby after a few glare." Xia Xueye also rolled her eyes and glared back, and only looked down at the "emperor" for a while, "Old man, don't come to me anyway, otherwise, hum ......"
"Stop!" Seeing Xia Xueye turn around and walk out, the "guard" immediately called out to her, "You are too presumptuous, do you know that today is enough to make you die a hundred times." ”
"Cut, you think I'm afraid of death?" Xia Xueye turned her head, and there was another burst of contempt, "I'm afraid of death, so I won't come." Oops, I'm weird, the emperor didn't say anything, you little guard is a fart. Old man, I'm leaving, I'll look for you when I'm short of money. ”
"Presumptuous, you!" Seeing that Xia Xue Yeli ignored herself, the "guards" were even more annoyed. wanted to be mad, but the "emperor" reached out and grabbed him: "Hehe, forget it." I think she's good, hehe. ”
Waiting for Xia Xueye to go out, the "guard" gritted his teeth, and said with a dissatisfied hatred: "This crazy woman, I really want to cut her down, hum!" ”
"Hehe, Huang'er, you are the emperor now, you can't bear this anger?" The middle-aged man looked at the emperor with a smile, his eyes narrowed into a line and looked at the door, "This Xia Concubine is not bad, although it is very horizontal, her mind is very rare, hehe!" ”
That's right, he is indeed the emperor, but it was all five years ago, and now he is, the emperor's father...... The Emperor!
And the one next to him, who is regarded as a guard by Xia Xueye, is the current emperor, who is twenty and five years old!
"Damn, your uncle, you dare not agree, shit, shit!" While scolding, Xia Xueye waved her fists and walked towards her bedroom, and the guards and eunuchs who passed by along the way all looked at her inexplicably.
What's wrong with this stupid eunuch, could it be that he has lost his mind and gone crazy? Oops, it's terrible, someone in the palace is crazy again!
"Mother, you're back!"
Seeing her coming from afar, Shuang'er was so anxious that she sweated profusely to meet her, and her hanging heart finally returned to her heart.
The general imperial concubines are all in the harem, the so-called three from the four virtues. It's good for this Xia Concubine to pretend to be a eunuch to see the emperor, this is against the sky.
At the time of a stick of incense, the entire harem knew that the new Concubine Xia actually pretended to be a eunuch to see the emperor. This is a big deal, enough for them to gossip for more than half a year.
"It's back,!" didn't look up at Shuang'er, Xia Xueye still strode inside angrily, walked to the door, couldn't hold back, grabbed the hat on his head and slammed it on the ground, and at the same time kicked the doorrail hard.
"Dead old man, stinky old man, dead old man in a daze! And that Deathsman, fierce hair, I'll kick you to death! ”
Shuang'er looked at the dementia for a while, couldn't help it, moved a few steps back, and looked at Xia Xueye who was angry with a frightened face.
Concubine Xia's illness is getting more and more serious, and she has to have one or two attacks every day, and if she goes on like this, she will die sooner or later!