Chapter 182: Common Sense
"Yes, yes." Master Yixiu responded with a smile, then pulled the Qingqing beside him, and said, "Qinqing, hurry up and meet the Taoist." ”
"Dao Chief~!"
After worshipping according to his words and deeds, he asked the master in a low voice, "Master, is he the four-eyed Taoist master you often mentioned to me?" ”
"Yes, that's him." Master Ikyu nodded back.
"What did the monk say about me?" When the four-eyed Taoist heard this, he immediately asked loudly. In fact, even if he didn't ask, he understood that how could this stinky monk say good things about him behind his back, they must be some bad things.
"Oh~! My master often said..."Qin Jing was about to speak, when she saw the master next to her vaguely glance at her, Qin Jing reacted in her heart, and sorted out the comments of the four-eyed Taoist masters she had heard in the past, and then spoke out.
"My master often said that the four-eyed Taoist is kind-hearted and upright, and he has killed demons and demons all his life, and he has not let go of his mistakes. is meticulous to the apprentice, even if he does something wrong, he will not beat or scold, at most he will say 'it hurts you to death'. ”
When Qin Jing said this, Huang Xiaohao immediately remembered that in the early hours of yesterday morning, after the four-eyed Taoist said this sentence 'It hurts you to death' to Jia Le, he couldn't help but snicker at Jia Le's love methods.
"Huh~!"
"Hmm~!" When the four-eyed Taoist heard this laughter, he immediately turned his sharp gaze to Huang Xiaohao's body, which frightened Huang Xiaohao and immediately put on a serious expression.
"My master also said that when you meet, it will be like a brother's reunion~!" Qin Jing continued.
"What's the reunion like?" The four-eyed Taoist continued to ask with a calm face.
"Isn't the reunion just like a different world, a mixture of joy and sorrow, and relatively speechless~!" After answering casually, Qin Jing turned his head to look at Master Yixiu, "Master, am I right?" ”
"Yes, that's right, I really don't have anything to say to him." Master Ikyu nodded back.
"You're dumb~!" The four-eyed Taoist directly responded to Master Yixiu with this sentence, and then turned his head to look at Qin Jing and praised him, "You are quite well-behaved~!" ”
"Uncle Shi, Master Yixiu, why don't you sit down and have a cup of tea first! I went to the kitchen to cook the food, and it was ready to cook in no time. Huang Xiaohao said this with the sharp gaze of the four-eyed uncle on the side, and when he saw the uncle nodding in agreement, he turned around and walked in the direction of the kitchen.
"Qinqing, you also go to the kitchen to help." Master Yixiu also turned his head and instructed Qinqingdao.
Although Qin Jing was still a little inexplicable about being in the same room with Huang Xiaohao, he nodded obediently and followed Huang Xiaohao into the kitchen.
"Qinqing, what are you thinking? Are you still mad at me? Huang Xiaohao quickly made two or three plates of vegetarian dishes with dazzling hand speed, dancing with the spatula in both hands, but turned his head and looked at the Qingqing who was silently choosing vegetables next to him.
"What am I thinking, what's the matter with you?" Qin Jing turned his head away from him, leaving only a back for Huang Xiaohao.
"Qinqing, have you ever heard an idiom called love at first sight?" Huang Xiaohao simply put down the spatula in his hand, leaned behind Qinqing, almost pressed against the root behind her ear, and asked in a low voice.
This trick is straight to the point, and it is the route that Huang Xiaohao chose in order to be able to attack Qinqing in a short period of time. After all, time is limited, Huang Xiaohao will continue to go on the road with the four-eyed Taoist in three or four days, and there is no way to slowly cultivate the feelings of both parties by means of warmth, so he can only choose this domineering and direct way.
"You... What do you want? Don't lean in~! I warn you, men and women do not kiss! Qingqing's hand shook, she couldn't hold the vegetables in her hand, and she didn't know if she was moved by his words, or she was frightened by Huang Xiaohao, who suddenly leaned towards her.
"Qinqing, you look at me, you look at my eyes~!" Huang Xiaohao directly forced Qin Jing to a corner of the kitchen, broke her body, faced him, and directly put his eyes in front of Qin Qin, "Answer me, what do you see from my eyes?" ”
Qin Jing didn't know what was going on, being brought to Huang Xiaohao's side like this, he didn't mean to resist and struggle at all. I don't know if I fought with Huang Xiaohao when I was in Master Yixiu's house just now, and I knew that I was not his opponent at all, so I didn't have the heart to resist, or because of other inexplicable reasons.
Hearing Huang Xiaohao's words, Jing Jing couldn't help but look up, and then saw his own figure from Huang Xiaohao's deep eyes, the figure that was delicate and clear as if he lived in his eyes.
Here, a little knowledge of physics is popularized, and in the structure of the human eyeball, there are structures such as lens and vitreous. As the name suggests, the eyeball is like a mirror, and what you see, the inside of the eyeball will naturally be reflected. However, in this era, Qingqing, who is less than eighteen years old, cannot understand this little knowledge of physics, and no one has ever taught her these things.
"Qinqing, what do you see?" The closer Huang Xiaohao got closer, the clearer he could see, and his eyes were indeed his own figure.
"I didn't see anything." Jingjing closed his eyes weakly and stopped looking, and replied with a stalk around his neck.
"You're lying, you see yourself, aren't you?" Huang Xiaohao continued, "Because just now, the moment I reached out to catch you, I already fell in love with you at first sight. From that moment on, you have lived in my eyes, in my heart. ”
With these words, Huang Xiaohao slowly stretched out his hands, wrapped his arms around Qinqing's thin waist, felt her body so stiff that he had been trembling, the corners of his mouth rose slightly proudly, and continued to whisper softly in her ear.
"At that moment, when I looked at you quietly, I had already made up my mind that I must marry you as my wife." The breath that Huang Xiaohao spewed out when he spoke made his neck tingle, and he didn't know how to react to Huang Xiaohao's behavior.
"Wife, are you okay?"
"I..." Qin Jing's heart was in turmoil, and she didn't know what to say when she opened her mouth, so she suddenly opened her eyes that had been closed, because she felt two warm and slippery lips, sticking to her lips, a tongue that was as flexible as a swimming fish, and directly knocked open her defenseless teeth, and with skillful experience, ** picked up her unprepared little fragrant tongue.
"Hmm~!" Qin Qin, who was already forced by Huang Xiaohao's sudden domineering offensive, was completely overwhelmed at this moment, pushing Huang Xiaohao's chest weakly with both hands, but he couldn't push it away, and he didn't know if Huang Xiaohao was holding him too hard, or if Qin Jing subconsciously didn't want to push him away at all.
"Woo~!"
Just when Qinqing's eyes were filled with confusion, and she was about to completely sink into Huang Xiaohao's offensive that was so compact that she couldn't breathe, there was a sudden scream from the four-eyed Taoist in the lobby, which woke up the innocent little white rabbit.
"You scoundrel~!"
After waking up, Qin Jing felt that the strength in his body had returned, and he bit Huang Xiaohao's predatory tongue violently, and pushed him away at once, with a blush of shame or anger on his face, he glared, scolded, and then turned around and fled quickly out of the kitchen, not daring to stay by Huang Xiaohao's side anymore.
"Hey~!" Huang Xiaohao felt the smell of fishy iron between his lips and teeth, and realized that the moment he bit his tongue just now, it directly bit his tongue and bleed. But he didn't care at all, and with the joy of success, he swallowed this mouthful of blood and the sweet taste that had just been brought out in Qinqing's mouth.
This ignorant and innocent little white rabbit can't escape from the palm of his hand, and sooner or later he will be swallowed into his stomach.
Qin Jing ran out of the kitchen quickly, and when he came to the door of the lobby, he stopped breathlessly. She straightened the corners of her slightly messy sideburns, took a few deep breaths, calmed the fierce heartbeat that was about to jump out of her chest, and only walked into the lobby when she felt that the heat on her face was no longer so obvious.
As soon as he walked into the lobby, Qin Jing saw that the four-eyed Taoist and his master were actually palmed together, focusing on the table in the lobby where tea and dinner were consumed, where you went back and forth to wrestle hard.
The scream that woke up Qin Jing just now was the scream that came out of the two of them in the process of wrestling before, and the four-eyed Taoist chief was distracted by Master Ichixiu, and he pushed his butt to sit on a cactus by the windowsill, so he let out that scream.
"Master, Dao Chief~!" When I entered the door, I saw the two of them wrestling in this posture, and I couldn't help but shout.
"Whoa~!" sound, but when the two of them heard the shout, they turned their heads to look at the door of the door, their palms were wrong, and the table broke directly from it, and the teapot and teacup on the table were directly shattered.
Buddhism's method of refining the body also has its own uniqueness. Don't look at Master Yixiu's gray-haired sideburns and drooping old look, his physical strength is definitely able to compete with the four-eyed Dao Elder who is five or six times the normal human physique.
This can also be seen from the movie, at the beginning of the movie, when Master Yixiu "gently" beat Jia Le, he directly threw this young man weighing more than 100 pounds like a scarecrow, and it looked completely effortless.
How could that ordinary bamboo table withstand the strength of such two masters? Being able to hold on until the basket appears before breaking is already a sign of good quality.
"Master, Dao Chief, were you just now~?" Qin Jing was deliberately trying to make herself forget what had just happened in the kitchen, so she shifted her attention and asked directly to the two people in the lobby.
"Oh~! Just... Just now when we were drinking tea, on a whim, compared to a small game of wrist breaking, we didn't pay attention for a while, and we broke this table, what a care! After a pause, Master Ikkyu answered Qin Jing's question, and turned his head to the four-eyed Taoist and asked, "Right, four-eyed?" ”
"Yes, that's it, but this game is a draw, and next time we will split the winners." The four-eyed Taoist raised his head and replied to Master Ikyu with his nostrils.
In fact, to be fair, just now Master Yixiu divided the heart of the four-eyed Taoist chief with a small means, making his ass sit heavily on the cactus, and screamed miserably, which should be regarded as the four-eyed Taoist lost this game.
However, with the arrogant temperament of the four-eyed Taoist, how could he open his mouth and admit that he lost a game!