My surname is Cao, and my name is Cao Apu......

Don't laugh, laugh at the old man and beat you all to death!

The name was chosen by my parents, and I didn't know whether it was good or bad, so I recognized it, just like a person can't choose his own origin.

However, I will never bow to fate!

Since I was a child, there has been a voice in my heart that has never tired of saying to me: My life is up to me!

I was four years old at the time...... Maybe six years old? I don't remember, anyway, at that time, I decided to follow the guidance of this voice, fight for my life, and lay down all the friends who were begging for food together! Since then, I have finally been able to eat well.

Q: Where are my parents?

Hehe, the Qing Dynasty is dead, this bullshit troubled times, human life is as cheap as a dog, dying in the twilight of life, everyone is like a rootless wanderer, I don't know where they are now.

Maybe I was hit by a carriage when I went out, maybe I was pulled into a strong man, or I was trafficked, in short, since I was four (six?) One afternoon that year, the two old men went out and never came back, and God knows where they went.

Don't mention these bad words.

I was lucky, I was almost free of disasters and diseases when I was a child, ate hundreds of family meals, and lived to the age of 17.

Of course, this may have something to do with the voice of God chattering all day long in my head, it was 'it' that taught me to be a human being on my own, taught me 'people don't do it for themselves, heaven and earth will perish', and also taught me to do some weird radio gymnastics, and to lie on the ground and do some prone supports and so on...... Maybe it was these tosses that played a role, and Lao Tzu was in good health since he was a child.

That's the good thing, the voice in my heart is useful sometimes, but sometimes it's bad.

For example, it actually said that there is no Chang'e on the moon! It is actually said that there is a kind of bomb that can blow up the huge city of Beijing...... Hehe, such naïve, even with the IQ of a four-year-old child at the time, I knew it was a lie!

Evil thoughts, get out of my body!

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Of course, aside from these bad things, sometimes you still have to listen to its opinions, I listened to it when I was 17 years old, and since then I have changed the fate of my life.

I won't repeat the process, anyway, I successfully entered the Kunlun faction and secretly stole the secret toad gong of the town faction.

The only pity is that when the magic was not yet completed, it was discovered by the sect and attracted a large number of pursuers.

Hmph, it's nothing, the real martial arts powerhouse is to become stronger and stronger when encountered, and break through the potential in the line of life and death!

…… Wrong! It's not what I think!!

It's so scary...... since when did the voice in my heart slowly become almost the same as my own thoughts, and I couldn't tell the difference.

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Today, someone said that I was neurotic and a neurotic, hehe, Lao Tzu punched him in the head to let him know that the traverser should not be humiliated.

......, what the hell is a traverser?

Oops, 'it' is out and doing something again - evil body, get out of my mind!

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When I was 40 years old, I almost reached the peak of my life, and before I knew it, there were few people in the rivers and lakes who could take three moves and two styles under my hands.

Even if there were, I would have killed them...... No, I didn't do it, it was the 'it' in my head...... It's scary......

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When I was 60 years old, I finally stopped being afraid, 'it' died, I slowly grinded it to death, and I haven't come out to talk about it for years...... Oh ha, the old man has been fighting with it for decades, and after all, Lao Tzu won!

However, after the victory, I suddenly felt that the world was too boring, and I couldn't do anything, alas, life was really lonely like snow.

Today, a few foreign devils came to see Lao Tzu and said what they wanted to study...... Anyway, there are a lot of incomprehensible bird words, hum, I know that I am uneasy and kind at a glance, so I will go with them to see what tricks these birdmen can play.

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Well, how long has it been?

Don't remember, maybe ten years, maybe 20 years?

After staying in this basement for so many years, eating and sleeping every day, sleeping and eating, his skills have been precipitated and polished by time, and he unconsciously stepped out in half a step, allowing the old man to touch the innate realm.

Hehe, is this the legendary 'doing nothing'?

…… No, what the hell is this theory! The real martial arts should be invincible, only fast and unbreakable!!

Come out! You vile voice, evil thoughts, come out and fight the old man alone!

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Is it dawn?

Alas...... It turned out to be a dream, a memory, forget it, let's get up, the boss has just paid himself a 'salary', and there is work to do, if you don't hurry up, I'm afraid I'm going to be beaten, think about it is really hard.

Get up and get up, wash your face first, brush your teeth, and clean up well, after all, most of today's tasks still depend on your face.

To say that the people of this future world are quite enjoyable, running water, electricity, and tea machines......

This pile of piles is simply a piece of clothing to stretch out, food to open the mouth, never get tired of eating, never get tired of fine......

Bah! The old man corrected a little, foreign devils are foreign devils, even if it is a hundred years later, there will still be no food to speak of, and everything that comes out of it is a piece of!

Forget it, it's really unlucky, don't think about it, I heard that there will be Chinatowns in some big cities in America, and it seems that New York, the destination of this trip, will also be there.

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Line after line, line after line, when is the end of such a way? Let's go find a ride.

Hey, the bald black suit in front of you, isn't it the stupid guy who came to the boss to theorize two days ago, hehe, go ask him what is the matter.

"Hey, I said who is that, what do you see, just say you, do you want to come to my boss again? The old man advises you that it is better not to. ”

"Sir, on behalf of the United States, I have to talk to you, of course, you know, probably something about reparations, and ...... Some other things that can be discussed. ”

This dead bald man really doesn't know the hearts of good people, and he actually opened his mouth to refuse the old man's kindness.

"Then you go, I hope you can stay in a good place when you come out."

Hmph, these fools, I don't know the horror of my boss at all, that guy has a very serious wake-up gas, who dares to tease him in the early morning, hehe, the consequences will be very serious - "bang"!

Hahaha, that's right.

"Boy (zei), doesn't it feel good to be kicked out of the door? Oh ha......"

"Don't move!"

"Don't move!"

Well? Actually an ambush?

Hmph, with your dozens of soft-footed shrimp, even if you all have grenades in your hands, can you still threaten the old man?

"Hehe, I don't care who you represent, if you offend my boss, you will offend me, you probably don't know a rumor - the person who offended my Huoyun evil god, hum, hum......, hum

Whoosh ......

"Ahh

"Damn, this old man will teleport!"

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