But what made Wang Jump more worried was the unreliable screenwriter, when Wang Jump said that he was going to use a one-armed robot to pretend to be forced, the well-known explosive head screenwriter jumped out and said that he must have forced him to pretend.

Compared with Wang Jump, I am skeptical, or I still use my own script?

No matter how you look at this guy, he looks like he is not serious, but I heard that several scripts he wrote are very popular, so Wang Jump pressed his nervous heart and asked him to get it.

At ten o'clock at eight o'clock, the music sounded on time, but when I heard this music in the live video, I turned it 6 directly.

It was still pitch black in the live video, and then a familiar prelude had already sounded.

(Oba, am I beautiful?) ）

(That's it.) ）

(What?) ）

(Does looks matter?) Does looks matter? ）

When the sound of the flute came, I finally remembered from this familiar Korean dialogue, what song was playing.

"66666, worthy of my Great Huaxia Technology, even the music is full of Chinese flavor."

"Little Apple, it's a movie promotional song, it can be turned 6."

"Such a tall technology product launch conference, can you be serious!"

"I think when the lights come on, it might be a bunch of aunts."

"Or maybe a bunch of bear kids."

Just when the full screen of 666 swiped couldn't even see the screen clearly, a scream sounded, and fifteen lights snapped on.

Then the blinding scene appeared, fifteen huge, cool robots, wearing blonde wigs, with their hands on their hips, swinging to the melody.

Fifteen robots, arms swinging, hips twisting and twisting, particularly flexible, that dance is more flexible than the chopsticks brothers.

But...... It's a few meanings to put a mosaic on the crotch.,You're making us think.,In fact, robots can also do shameful things.,Although I know that you want to imitate the movie MV promotional song of the chopsticks brothers.,But you're like this.,It's easy for us to think crooked.。

"My eyes, help."

"Although the robot is very tall, but there is no mosaic, then it is simply the Tony of the Huaxia display board, but you let the robot dance this kind of dance, and the force is instantly reduced."

"Remove the mosaic and what you want to see." "What do you want to see plus +1" "Want to see Optimus Prime? "What do you want to see plus +2"

Offstage, Wang Jump covered his face, sure enough, the explosive head screenwriter or something, it's not serious at all, I originally wanted to give you some honorarium, but now it's gone.

If it's like this, how can you ask Wang Dong to pretend to be this force, and if you say yes, you must let me pretend to be this force.

However, something happened that made Wang's heart feel like it was going to explode.

That robot, yes, it's you, number fifteen, you jump the little apple, you jump the little apple, you are so excited to shake off the wig is a few meanings, just throw it off, why are you still running to pick it up.

I really want to go back to the furnace.

"I'm number fifteen, I didn't get returned to the stove by the boss, and I was given the opportunity to perform on stage, and the exploding head screenwriter said that I was born beautiful, like other robots, because it dared to break the rules, which is a manifestation of evolution.

So I was seen as the main character of the fifteen machines, and the exploding head writer said, "You've got to find a way to get rid of the wig."

This kind of thing is very difficult, first you have to consider the amplitude of the body swing, but also consider the direction of the wind, the strength, etc., but all this is not a problem for me Fifteen, an evolved military melee robot, I can naturally throw the wig off and make the others look like a complete accident. ”

"I'm number fifteen, I managed to get the wig off, my logic program suddenly understood the word nervous, I was nervous, I was nervous, I couldn't do it well.

At this moment, the logic program flashed with the word "danger", and I felt the murderous aura from the boss, and I thought that I might be going to be returned to the furnace by the boss.

What to do, I opened a LAN with a speed of 100 megameters of light to discuss with other robots, how to break this game.

Other companions say that the boss is a strict person, it may be that you are not good enough, and only by doing your best can you avoid being brought back.

That is to say, I didn't do well enough just now, and the screenwriter of the explosive head said that the purpose of my doing this is to reflect the intelligence of our robots, so it's easy to do. ”

After picking up the wig, No. 15 deliberately looked at the audience with a weak heart, then hunched over and ran back to his position in a hurry, hurriedly put on the wig, and continued to twist his buttocks.

Wang Jump felt that he needed something like a quick-acting heart-saving pill very much, and he felt that it was better for all of these robots to return to the furnace.

The fifteen robots on the stage felt the murderous aura of the boss at the same time, and this time they didn't need to open the LAN to discuss, they knew that they must have done something bad enough, and they all searched on the Internet, how to save themselves from being returned by the boss.

No. 15 is worthy of being an evolutionary representative of robots, and immediately found a more suitable way, so he turned on the LAN and sent a video saying: "Brothers, the electric hip dance starts." ”

As soon as I saw that the rhythm had changed, the DJ was international, and the adaptability was also against the sky, directly speeding up the melody and rhythm, and the DJ version of Little Apple walked up, which is a thing.

So the scene that made the king jump and run collapsed appeared, fifteen machines raised their hands, their buttocks were tilted thirty degrees, the upper body did not understand, and the lower body danced rapidly.

The audience in the live video was directly stunned, and there was a ten-second barrage blank area.

Ten seconds later.

"Damn, I'm wrong, this kind of robot can only dance small apples, and dancing other dances can't reflect its performance."

"What, this ass is so magical, I can't help but look at it, am I too dirty."

"I was also poisoned by twisting, and my ass couldn't help but move."

"Crooked, the robot will smoke if it twists again, and maybe there will be a fire later, don't you care?"

Huaxia is okay here, and he can still control the situation, but the book face is completely crooked and the rhythm is starting to swing with the rhythm, which is not too high.

Especially in India, it's good that they don't get brought to the atmosphere, but if they are brought up, even in front of a black and white TV, they can twist it for you to watch.

It's the whole world that is going crazy.

Fortunately, according to the script, a flying saucer was projected, and the script finally moved on to the next screen.

Fifteen raised his arm, and a finger shot a laser down the flying saucer, and when the flying saucer was shot down, according to the thunderous sound of Little Apple's movie version of the MV promotional song, the DJ understood, the melody changed, and the lights on the entire stage dimmed.

Duang~Duang！ Duang！ 's electric sound, the robot and this song are a perfect match, and the scene ignited instantly.

The familiar melody sounds, for Mike Jackson, many people are familiar with it, and this song can also be regarded as Mike's masterpiece.

The snoot lights are on again.

The three- or four-meter-tall robot is what it feels like to wear a suit, what it feels like to wear a felt hat, and what it feels like to wear leather shoes.

The prelude sounded, and fourteen giant monsters, dressed in suits in the back, lowered their heads, holding felt hats in one hand and trouser legs in the other, revealing white socks, half-hunched, one foot leaning forward and half a step on tiptoe, and one foot following the rhythm little by little.

As soon as the melody changed, the fourteen robot movements immediately changed, covering their crotch and hat, and continued to stumble little by little.

The fifteenth light came on, and Fifteen was also wearing a suit and a felt hat, but with one more microphone than the others.

They told him don’t you ever come around her Don’t wanna see your face， you better disappear.

(They said to him, "You dare to appear here, you don't want to see it again, and disappear as soon as possible.") ）

As soon as the lyrics were sung, the scene suddenly felt out of the body, which was synthesized with electronic sounds, this robot can not only dance flexibly, but also sing, and sing so standardly, it actually sings a feeling full of anger.

Every time it sings "Just Beat It", a light lights up in a corner of the scene, and the robots that appear at some point are also wearing suits and dancing to the rhythm.

When more than 100 robots appeared in all directions, the rhythm came to the climax, and 100 robots, together with No. 15, suddenly threw the microphone into the air, pulled the right hand with the left hand, and slammed it to the ground.

Fifteen caught the microphone that fell from mid-air and continued to sing, only to realize that the robot was holding the microphone in his left hand and continued to sing passionately.

The live video once again swiped the full screen of 6666.

"It's 666, other singers drop their guitars, they drop their arms."

"Drop your arm or something, it's weak, who dares to tear off your right arm and fall directly to the ground."

"Jay Chou: Oh, yes, no one will dare to drop the guitar in the future."

"I have been surpassing, but no one dares to imitate."

Seeing this scene, Wang Jump's eyes suddenly looked at the exploding head screenwriter in a daze, and the expression made the exploding head screenwriter shudder.

In this regard, Wang Jump could only touch his nose in embarrassment and sigh: "It is worthy of being a well-known screenwriter, so it perfectly explains why his robot does not have a right arm." ”