Chapter 35: Hehe, You're My Man Now
After exchanging ideas with the system for a long time, Zhao Lei finally got tired and asked, "Why can't you extract it?" ”
A system that can't extract martial arts skills is not a normal system, it should be called a neuropathic disability system.
If that were to be said, there would be no need for the so-called bloodline 'ability' database to exist, wouldn't it be more appropriate to simply call it the 'bloodline database'?
"Host, don't be impatient, this system has the function of entering skills, and then the goose ...... Why didn't you even give me the martial arts cheats, how can I record them? Yes! ”
"......"
Zhao Lei was a little embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "Even if that's the case, then you can't scold me so badly, anyway, I'm also the 'master' of the host......"
"Phew! I scolded, you have the ability to bite me. ”
……
"Who's that." Zhao Lei was too lazy to bird the system, and stretched out his hand to call the first lucky person over, "Give me your martial arts cheats to write them silently, and you will be limited to ten minutes." ”
"Huh?" Wang Dazhu was dumbfounded, his legs trembled violently, "Dada, Wang, I, I, I...... I can't read. ”
I'll go, as soon as Zhao Lei heard this, he was angry, and kicked it hard, "I made you illiterate, I let you not learn well since you were a child, and beat you to death this blind man with open eyes!" ”
Wang Dazhu was kicked by him and flew around, knocking down a large piece of household goods, and the pots and pans shattered to the ground.
Of course, at the same time, the bones on his body were naturally broken in seventeen or eighteen places, and his whole body was as soft as noodles, and he couldn't stand up, but this person didn't dare to fight back.
I couldn't help but shout in my heart, 'Mom, it's not my fault that I'm illiterate, isn't it too poor when I was a child...... It's miserable, it seems that illiteracy is really a great crime, and I'm going to be beaten to death today...... At least, it's much better than being eaten alive by a youkai......
After kicking a few times, Zhao Lei finally vented his frustration, but he didn't really beat Wang Dazhu to death.
After scratching his ears and cheeks for a while, he called the original dog-headed military master of the Axe Gang in from outside, pointed at Wang Dazhu, and said, "Tian Qiwen...... Who's who, four-eyed field chicken, wait for this guy to dictate, you write down everything he says, you have to do it word for word, understand? ”
Turning his head and instructing Wang Dazhu: "Wait a minute, you can tell everything you know, how your master taught you in the first place, you can say it, try to think about it carefully, don't miss every bit and every drop, otherwise, hum, you think about the consequences." ”
"Dada, Dada, don't worry, I will do it properly." The original No. 3 leader of the Axe Gang, now the four-eyed field chicken, stumbled and trembled.
This dog-headed military advisor was so scared at this time, he was nervous to death, and said in his heart: Mom, this mountain king is too powerful, I just saw hundreds of shots in the other party's body, and he didn't even lose a single hair...... Uh, in fact, it's not like he doesn't lose a single hair, this one is still injured, but he recovered in the blink of an eye, which is even more terrifying!
He thought about it, and he had to introduce himself, and by the way, he had to pat himself on the back.
Otherwise, if this monster has any orders next time, and he can't call his name all of a sudden, who knows if he will be killed as a nameless little minion?
So he nodded and said in a holding voice: "My name is Lin Youcai, the master of the Axe Gang,...... No, no, but don't get me wrong, I definitely didn't join the Axe Gang voluntarily, I'm a big good citizen, and I was forced into the club by the black-hearted Black Fangchen."
Syllable!
Zhao Lei kicked the four-eyed field chicken away, and scolded in his mouth: "You still have money? Why don't you call Mu Youcai? Stupid as a pig, and a 'big good citizen'? What about when I was the Imperial Coalition Army? Hah, phew! ”
Zhao Xiaoer estimated that he would be a little embarrassed to attack those saints, but if he attacked these rotten people, he did not hesitate at all, and he felt very emotional when he fought, so he kicked people away at every turn.
The four-eyed field chicken was kicked away, and his waist was almost broken, and his glasses didn't know where to fly.
However, he was very smart, screaming again and again, pretending to be miserable, and quickly crawled over and hugged Zhao Lei's thigh, begging for mercy: "King, I am wrong King, I have also been bullied by the Japanese for a long time, and my habits have not changed all of a sudden, so you can spare me this time." ”
In this Lin Youcai's heart, Zhao Lei has already confirmed the image of a monster who kills people without blinking and fills his stomach with human life as a snack, and he is also the kind of alternative monster who will kill people at every turn and does not make any logical sense, so that he can't even do what he wants.
Sure enough, Zhao Lei was dissatisfied again, and slapped him again, "Don't call me king!" Big your sister, big girl. Remember to call me boss, and the next time you call the wrong one, I'll chop you up and feed it to the dog. ”
The kobold military master was frightened enough to hear this, and quickly understood the meaning of the 'dog' in his words, and quickly nodded like pounding garlic, tears in his eyes...... Speaking of which, don't you just want to say you're going to eat me? It's still beating around the bush, really......
The other side
After explaining the four-eyed field chicken, Zhao Lei found that Wang Dazhu on the side was actually dumbfounded, pretending to be dead on the side, and as soon as he was angry, he went up and kicked the guy in the crotch.
Syllable......
Bar chirping,
"Whew......"
"You bastard, you actually pretend to be dead for me, get up for me, and write silently."
Wang Dazhu was directly exploded with double yolk eggs, and the pain was so heartbreaking that when he heard this, he suddenly burst into tears.
The one in his heart was called a grievance, "A monster is really a monster, I don't know how different people and demons are...... What about you when we are you, and you can recover in the blink of an eye? Why did you just break my whole body, and now you've burst my eggs, and you want me to tell everything you know? …… Tell me if I'm happy or not, I just want to say it, but I don't have the strength to say it......"
Thinking so in his heart, Wang Dazhu, who had a complaining face, suddenly found that something was wrong, "No, I obviously broke my bones just now, and the egg yolks were crumbled into juice. ”
This surnamed Wang is not too smart, and he has doubts in his heart, so he asked directly: "Dada...... Oh no, boss, what's going on with me, my body? Something is wrong with the old feeling. ”
"Hmph, isn't it the feeling that a fracture is about to heal and itch unbearably?" Zhao Lei smiled and asked rhetorically.
"Yes, yes, it's the same feeling as the last time I was broken in a bone, and two months later, I'm almost going to heal, but it's much better...... Oops, it's so itchy. ”
"Hmph, you're beautiful, you're all smoking from the ancestral tomb." Zhao Lei smiled and explained: "Let me tell you this, but anyone who is splashed by my spit stars will either die...... This ratio accounts for nine out of nine.
Either you're lucky enough to survive, like you're now.
Then I have to congratulate you, you have fallen under my blood curse and become my puppet of life and death. As long as I don't die, you will not be old or dead, and you can be reborn with broken limbs, and if your head is broken, it will be a big scar, pick it up and continue to connect it...... Hmph, that's hard to die if you want to.
So, you'll be my person from now on. How's that, surprise or not? Unexpected or not? ”
Zhao Xiaoer bragged that he didn't make drafts, and ran the train with his mouth full, which was about the same number as Marcus in the legend of the night, and he flickered vigorously.
Also, anyway, you don't have to pay taxes to brag, so you can brag about it.
As soon as Wang Dazhu heard that he had been hit by the 'spell', he was immediately like a mourner, and he said in his heart.
Then I heard that I could actually be reborn with a broken limb, and I could even take off my head to play with it like a monkey...... This and this, this is too big, right?
He looked at each other with the four-eyed field chicken, and immediately pretended to be mentally retarded: "We believe, we really believe, and we don't even have the slightest doubt in our hearts!" ”。