Chapter 30: What Shall I Use to Save You? You're a 2b
Syllable!
Zhou Xingxing's eyes were dull, flying in the air, and he was slapped into a trapeze by the charter wife, and flew straight and obliquely, hitting the fat belly of Fat Zicong, and the two suddenly joined together and became a rolling gourd rolling on the ground.
After a slap, the charter wife was still angry, caught Zhou Xingxing and the fat man and knocked them violently, scolding in her mouth, "I told you to be young and not learn well!" 'Bang', so young to learn to come out and mix in the underworld, 'pop', and the Axe Gang? 'Papa', with a dead mouse in his waist, he dares to pretend to be a hunter! ”
crackled and beat the fat, and drove Ah Xing and Fat Boy Cong all over the field.
……
"Nima hurts."
Coming out, Zhao Lei rubbed the place where he was beaten just now, and said secretly in his heart, "Can this fat woman see what, such an obvious difference, when she beat Ah Xing and the two of them, she was so gentle, why did she increase her strength by at least three or five times when she beat me." ”
Of course, a super-first-class master like Xiaolongnu, as long as he touches it twice, he can immediately know the opponent's catties.
Therefore, since she started knocking on Zhao Lei, she immediately noticed the difference between him, and thought in her heart that this person must have practiced some kind of kung fu, and secretly said that she looked away.
"Hmph, I just said that this little white face doesn't look like a good person, and sure enough, there is a lot of catty in it." The charter lady secretly said in her heart, "Where would a master like this fall to live in a pig cage?" Especially this kind of dishonest at first glance. ”
Zhao Lei would not have expected that from the first meeting, the charter wife had already doubted herself, and only thought that the two were born incompatible.
But now, he thought that it was time for the farce to end, so he stood up, patted the dust on his body slowly, and said in a deep voice: "Chartered wife, you are enough, I haven't done anything hurtful, you can't do this to me, right?" ”
Once Zhao Lei sank his face, he suddenly lost a little bit of middle two breath, and he looked like a serious person.
When the charter wife saw it, she couldn't help but hesitate, and thought, "That's right, the so-called catching rape and catching doubles, taking thieves and taking stolen goods, you can't just wronged people because you are suspicious, at least...... This man looks like a sven man now, but he doesn't look like a bad guy. ”
I want to think so, but this ugliest little dragon girl in history is obviously not such a knowledgeable person, she snorted, turned her head at a 45-degree angle to look at the sky, "What do you want?" ”
Don't want to do anything.
Zhao Lei was unhappy in his heart, "It's too insincere to say this, is this going to kill me?" ”
But he really didn't want to turn his face for the time being, so he had to say helplessly: "Chartered wife, this is indeed a misunderstanding." I don't know why you have a prejudice against me, since I don't like it, then I'll quit the rent, right? ”
When he said this, it made the charter wife a little embarrassed, and she thought to herself, in this way, she didn't make herself look like an unreasonable shrew?
"Ahem," she coughed, cleared her throat, and pretended to be magnanimous, "well, in that case, I'll give you all 18 yuan, and last night's room money is free." ”
"Are you all right?" took the returned room money, Zhao Lei didn't bother to take care of the charter wife at all.
didn't want to stay in this pig cage, so he walked over, helped Ah Xing and Fat Boy Cong up, and patted the dirt and dust on their bodies for them, and greeted them politely.
What he never expected was that the behavior pattern of the second goods really couldn't be guessed, and even he didn't expect that Ah Xing would cause trouble again.
I saw Zhou Xingxing's face angry, but in fact, he yelled inwardly: "Oh! Dead fat woman, I'll tell you when you have a big deal. ”
As he spoke, he didn't know where he pulled out a finger-thick thunderbolt, lit it up with lightning speed, and threw it out.
This series of actions was done in one go, which was dazzling, and even Zhao Lei didn't have time to stop it, so he could only watch the firecracker 'whew' fly outside the wall.
Boom!
Thunder exploded,
Zhou Xingxing smiled proudly, "Hehe, a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet each other!" Fat woman, you just wait to die, you. ”
Zhao Lei was stunned from the sidelines, and was very surprised in his heart, "Why did you come from such a fast speed?" It's still an ordinary person now.,This action is so fast that I can't keep up.,It's too cheating.,Can the protagonist be hung like this? ”
"Could it be that when you can't sleep every night, you exercise your unicorn arm every day? ......, it's no wonder that the face looks so anxious, looking like a decay before aging. ”
Thinking of this, he looked at Zhou Xingxing's eyes meaningfully, making the other party inexplicable.
"What's the matter, do I have poop on my face?"
"......, no, but you're in trouble, look behind you." Zhao Lei looked at Zhou Xingxing's eyes with a little compassion.
Ask yourself for more blessings.
'Whew', Fat Tsai Cong jumped extremely quickly, grabbed Ah Xing's arm nervously with both hands, and whispered in his mouth: "It seems that your artillery battle blew up someone's hat......"
Zhou Xingxing turned his head and saw that it was broken, the cannon he had just thrown really blew up a person's head.
Look at the appearance of those people, they clearly don't look like good people, they are not good to wear in a black suit, they prefer to open their clothes, revealing a fat body, and a small axe tattooed on their left chest...... Could it be that this is the real Axe Gang?
Woe to you, woe to you!
Zhou Xingxing was frightened, this was Ghost Li who bumped into Li Kui, and the pirated version was caught by someone else's genuine version, how can this be good?
……
Zhao Lei sighed at the strength of the power of fate, thinking that he had inadvertently changed the fate of some people, but he didn't expect to be so messed up by Zhou Xingxing, it seems that everything is back to the old road.
And then, as he expected.
The second leader of the Axe Gang, whose head was blown up to smoke, was fooled by Zhou Xingxing pretending to be his own person, and he really thought it was a cannon battle thrown by the residents in the pig cage village.
Is this worth it?
These two masters are usually used to it, and they don't care about right and wrong at all, they just want to pick out someone at random and kill them directly, but they don't want to be kicked by a foreign master who is nearby, and they directly break their vertebrae, and they can't live anymore.
That's the real woe.
The rest of the axe gang brothers hurriedly sent a code to summon the brothers, provoking the gang bosses to come forward, and it didn't take long for hundreds of black suits to surround the entire village.
These people are carrying axes on their waists, and the trunk of the car is also equipped with long guns and short cannons.
This time, the plot is almost moving back to its original position, almost exactly like in the movie.
This group of axe gang gangsters who are strong on the outside failed to be majestic in the end, and directly hit the iron plate headlong, provoking the three incognito masters here, who were overturned by the fried ghost, coolie Qiang and the rabbit tailor.
However, after all, those three people are just foreign masters, even if they win, it is very hard to win, and as incognito people, they don't want to provoke right and wrong, so they actually let go of a gang of axes very tacitly.
When these black suits retreated, they also brought back Fat Satoshi and Zhou Xingxing, just like the original plot.
Of course, there is still a little bit of difference now, because Zhao Lei is also regarded as an accomplice of the two and wants to arrest him.
It just so happens that Zhao Lei doesn't want to stay here anymore, there are super masters of the Condor Heroes in this pig cage village, which is not a suitable entry point.
Coupled with the disagreement between the two sides, this is even more so...... Hmph, wait for me to find a chance to bring you two in-laws back......
In the end, he pretended to be very cooperative, and let these thugs catch him too, as if it were a hitchhike.