After a week, my mind was somewhat relieved. But my heart still has a lot of parting with Meng Xiangping. Or one day Zhu Sanbiaozi came to Uncle Huang. When Uncle Huang mentioned my matter, San Biaozi slapped his thigh and said, "Abductor, why are you so dead." What's going on, do you know? You pay for it, and I'll come to relieve my eldest nephew's worries. Uncle Huang said in a loud voice: "You have to get it, you don't know if it's windy, you don't know if it's raining." I don't know what kind of virtue you have in the third biaozi? Are you done? San Biaozi laughed and said, "Abductor, it's almost the same if you borrow me Qianba." Uncle Huang glanced at Sanbiaozi fiercely, and the back of his head was so good that he said: "Sanbiaozi, look at your little talent, you can eat and drink, and you can't drink if something happens." San Biaozi smiled and said, "I can't, don't you still have this!" Is it a crutch brother? ”

It turned out that after Sanbiaozi separated from us in Yingkou, he carried his luggage and returned to his hometown. After all these years of prison, his wife had already gone through divorce procedures with him and lived with someone else. And San Biaozi's home was originally the old house of the landlord's family. Coupled with the more than ten years of prison in Sanbiaozi, no one in the family did not use fireworks. Therefore, the old house has already shown signs of staggering, and it is obvious that it is uninhabitable. In desperation, Sanbiaozi went to his sister's chaotic house again.

When he arrived at his sister's house, San Biaozi did not tell his sister that he quarreled with the contractor to find Uncle Huang. He only said that he would come back to see the construction site when it was finished, and he would leave after a few days. But now in this information society, a chaotic man made a phone call, and the foreman of the package made it clear that Sanbiaozi asked Huang Guizi to help him extort money. Therefore, he pointed to the bridge of Sanbiaozi's nose and scolded Sanbiaozi for being useless. At first, Sanbiaozi still endured it. After all, in all these years of prison life, only his sister sent him something or saved a few money during the New Year's Festival. But later, the chaotic man also joined the sequence of counting the three biaozi, and the three biaozi were a little unbearable. He yelled and took out two thousand dollars from his pocket and threw it to Messy and twisted his nose and said, "Okay, okay." The two of you went to Ninghe County to inquire about the prestige of my three biaozi, and my virtue still fell to me. My three biaozi spit in Ninghe County is a nail, isn't Huang Cripple amazing? When the yellow cripple saw me, he had to smoke me before he talked to me. If you are like this, you will go back twenty years, and I will chop you to death with a kitchen knife. Sanbiaozi's sister was angry and confused: "You still hack us to death." Your brother-in-law earned fifteen dollars a day in those years. I went to Xuanping Prison to see you once, and even the bus fare was brought to you to save, which time it was not a few hundred. You're still hacking us to death. Babbling babbling. Sanbiaozi was the most annoyed to look through his past, he took out the money from his pocket again, counted out two thousand, and said, "Isn't it just spending you two money?" Daddy will return you. At this time, the chaotic man roared: "Tiger, you don't like to hear it." Chao is your sister, who do you give your father? You're a dizzyman. San Biaozi said angrily: "Okay, okay, I have seen the two of you." I'll go back to the old house and stop bothering you. Still dizzy me? I got dizzy and got the ticket back, and I bought you cigarettes and alcohol first, I'm sorry enough. I'm ashamed of all these years when you've saved me that money. People are saving hundreds of dollars in prison. My parents died early, and you are still my brother-in-law, and dozens of them will be saved. Hundreds of them are few. He roared: "Tiger, don't have no conscience, it's not money for us to buy you those clothes, and it doesn't cost money to take the car back and forth?" When did we go and didn't bring you out to eat, isn't that money? Besides, if you sit for more than ten years, my heart will be broken with you. Babbling babbling. San Biaozi also cried, and he yelled: "Will I give you 4,000 this time?" It's not enough to give you all of this. ”

After all, a chaotic man is loyal and honest. When he saw that Sanbiaozi was arguing with chaos, he said, "Tiger, you go back to the old house first." Come back when your sister is gone. San Biaozi said in a fierce voice: "Don't worry, I'm out of this door, and I won't come to invite my father again." ”

In this way, Sanbiaozi returned to his old house again. Every day when he has nothing to do, he sleeps in the middle of the night. Then it's drinking, smoking, and finding someone to play cards.

Besides, Sanbiaozi has a family surnamed Liang in their village. The head of the household, Liang Million, is a master who lives a big life. It is also pitiful to see that the family started with a dozen cows, and in eight or nine years of hard work, they raised seventy or eighty cows. This is a very eye-catching wealth in an ordinary rural area. Therefore, Liang Million also boasted everywhere: "The cow is under the cow, and there are five heads in three years." This is also the family business that I have earned by being tired. ”

Liang has a lot of millions of cattle, but his family still has two old husbands and wives to serve these seventy or eighty cows. After a long time, Liang Million felt powerless, and he couldn't resist it. Coincidentally, there is also a stupid and not stupid second bastard in their village in Liang Million, known as Dayuzi. After Liang Million made peace, he signed a paper contract with Da Yuzi's brother, and asked Da Yuzi to come over to help Liang Wan and his family serve these seventy or eighty cows at a price of 10,000 yuan a year.

Daewooko is diligent and capable. But I didn't marry my daughter-in-law and start a family. The people in the village said that when his parents were there, they had mentioned his daughter-in-law to him. But the girl came, and there was really nothing to play and appreciate in that era. Therefore, the old parents specially bought movie tickets in the county town and asked Dayuzi and other girls to go to the movies. That day, the movie was played (Red Lantern), but when he returned home, Da Yuzi's father was also cheap, and asked Da Yuzi and the girl if the movie was good? Before the girl could speak, Da Yuzi said, "What's good?" watched it all night (Red Lantern Record), and didn't look at Yang Zirong. "Because this girl is not pleased. It is obvious that Yang Zirong is a character in (Outwitting Weihu Mountain), but Da Yuzi actually watched it for one night (Red Lantern Record) and didn't look at Yang Zirong. From that big guy, I also know that Da Yuzi is indeed not enough to be careful. Therefore, no one will give him a guarantee anymore.

Liang Wan's house is behind the house of Sanbiaozi's house, so Daewoozi went to Sanbiaozi's house when he was empty. He likes Sanbiaozi's nonsense. He prefers to scold each other when he is okay with Sanbiaozi to relieve his boredom. This is exactly what catfish is looking for catfish, Gayu is looking for Gayu, and Lao Wang Ba is looking for a turtle in-law, right eyes.

On this night, Daewooko came to the house of Sanbiaozi again. Sanbiaozi was lying on the kang and saw Da Yuzi enter the house and said, "Boy, are you looking for your father again?" Da Yuzi said: "You give me a father every day, and you can't tell the number." I'm older than you, you should call me Daddy. With that, Daeyuko smiled and took out a bottle of loose shochu from her arms and put it on the table. The three biaozi asked, "Son, where did you get it?" Da Yuzi said: "Liang million brought back a large bucket, and there must be twenty or thirty catties." It was put in a grass hut. I secretly poured out a bottle. San Biaozi scolded: "Damn it, you can fill a bottle if you are a thief." Do you drink it or do I drink it? Da Yuzi said: "Don't you still have wine?" San Biaozi said: "Go, bring the wine barrel." The two of us died if we had two pounds. Carry the rest back to him. By the way, if Liang Million wants to catch you, he will say that I will let you. "That Da Yuzi is real. Therefore, in less than a quarter of an hour, Da Yuzi carried the twenty or thirty catties of loose wine to the house of San Biaozi.

Sanbiaozi and Daewooko use chopsticks to play with chickens, poles, and insects. Anyone who has played knows that chickens eat insects, insects eat poles, and poles hit chickens. I think that Da Yuzi is the opponent of Sanbiaozi. They are a small glass of liquor at a time, about the weight of one or two. And playing chicken and bugs, to put it bluntly, is a job in a few seconds. Because of Sanbiaozi's lack of well-intentionedness, an hour later. This Dayuzi drank it, and there was no gas back.

Sanbiaozi saw that Daeyuzi had drunk too much. Look at the big barrel underground, Da Yuzi has dried less than half a barrel. San Biaozi was so happy that he picked up Dayuzi and sent it to Liang Wan's house in the South House Cowherd.

The next morning, Liang got up to see that his cattle had not been fed. He thought that Da Yuzi had drunk too much and delayed his work. Therefore, Liang Million went to the south house and called Da Yuzi to get up and feed the cows. But wait for Liang Million to enter Daeyuzi's house. Liang Million's head is big. Buzz! But I saw that Daewooko's tongue was sticking out wide, and her head was hanging on the edge of the bed and died. This frightened Liang Wanwan, and he trotted back to the upper house and said to the old woman: "It's amazing, the cowherd is dead." When the old woman heard this, she also shook it for two years and almost didn't fall. Oh my God! If this cowherd died, Hugh said that he had given all the cows to Daewooko's brother. Even this person's murder case can't be shaken out.

Besides, Sanbiaozi woke up in the morning. He looked at the half barrel of liquor left in the ground and thought to himself, this Dayuzi is not virtuous anymore. I guess I won't be able to get up today.

Besides, after Liang Million told the old woman, he also ran to the cowherd's house again with snot and tears. When he pulled Daewooko with his hands, he found that Daewooko seemed to be still angry. Therefore, Liang Million immediately dialed 120, and was busy informing Daewoozi's brother to come and rescue Daewooko with him.

After eating, Sanbiaozi slowly went to the cowherd's house to see Daeyuzi. When he entered the house and saw that there was no one in the house, San Biaozi thought to himself, can't you? Da Yuzi drank so much wine, there was no way he could get up? So he moved to the upper roof beam million house to inquire about Dayuzi's end.

Sanbiaozi entered the house and saw Liang Million's wife crying. San Biaozi pretended to say: "What's wrong sister-in-law, and my brother are angry?" The mother-in-law saw that it was Sanbiaozi who didn't like it in her heart, but said, "No." San Biaozi said again: "What about Da Yuzi?" Before the mother-in-law could speak, San Biaozi smiled and said: "Da Yuzi is real, last night he carried your loose wine barrel to my house, and drank half a barrel by himself, which has to be five or six catties." ”

Sanbiaozi's words can arouse the interest of the mother-in-law. I saw the woman suddenly stand up and say, "Tiger, what you said is true?" San Biaozi smiled: "Isn't it?" The barrel is still throwing under me, and he's not gone? "This time, this woman can be regarded as catching a substitute ghost. She grabbed the placket of Sanbiaozi's clothes and cried: "Tiger, you lack great virtue!" This time, you don't want to run away, let's go to the Public Security Bureau, you drank Dayuzi to death. ”

The mother-in-law's words scared the souls of the three biaozi away. Daewooko is dead? The three biaozi rushed to our Ninghe County Hospital non-stop. When he arrived at the county hospital, Daewooko was still rescuing. At this time, Liang Million and Daewooko's brothers were waiting for Daewooko's news in the corridor. The three biaozi rushed to the door of the rescue room one by one. Through the glass, he saw that Daewooko's tongue was bruised and drooped out of his mouth, and he was now plugged in with an oxygen tube to rescue him. San Biaozi's head buzzed, and he thought: 'The crime of robbery and fighting Europe executed outside of prison has not yet been shaken off clearly. If Daewooko died, he would immediately settle the murder case. This has to be caught again, it's over! In this life, he will confess three times. Sanbiaozi sat on the ground in a hurry and cried: "Da Yuzi, my father! Hurry up and open your eyes, you're going to kill me. Today, you're my father, daddy! Hurry up and open your eyes. ”

Sanbiaozi's cry frightened Liang Million and Da Yuzi's brother Eryuzi for a moment. Er Yuzi hurriedly asked: "San Biaozi, what's the matter?" At this time, San Biaozi was so scared that he was so scared that he was going to wet his pants pocket because he was afraid of going to court again. He stood up and said, "Da Yuzi played chicken worms with me last night, and drank five or six catties of liquor, and I didn't think he could be like this?" ”

Sanbiaozi's words made Liang Biaozi's heart light up, and he stepped forward and said to Sanbiaozi: "Tiger, what Dayuzi saw is no longer good." This time you can't get out of it. Then Liang Million said to Er Yuzi: "Er Yuzi, there is a debtor who is wronged." It's clear. At this time, a nurse came over to maintain order because she heard Sanbiaozi's shouting, and Er Yuzi hurriedly said to the nurse: "Nurse, please talk to the inside." The patient did not drink methanol by mistake. He drank loose roasted liquor. The nurse snorted and walked into the emergency room.

San Biaozi squatted in the hospital for two days and two nights. Fortunately, Daewooko woke up. But Liang Million pulled his head because of the appearance of the three biaozi, and he no longer admitted to the rescue fee. Therefore, the rescue fee of more than 4,000 yuan for rescuing Dayuzi must be paid by Sanbiaozi.

San Biaozi is afraid of going to court again. As long as Daewoozi is not dead, he will do whatever he wants. He asked for the 4,000 yuan again. And he accompanies Daewooko in the hospital every day. When it was time to eat, he would ask, "Dad, what are you eating?" and when Daewooko woke up, he would say, "Dad, you have opened your eyes." He called Daewooko one by one, and the room full of patients and bedridden people laughed and laughed. It is the old saying that money does not come from a good way or goes from a good way. This is not true. Precisely:

The wine swaggered and caused trouble, and the king of Lutai attracted immortals.

The giant threw the fox's tail, which was the most undesirable than Gan's recognition. 1

The fox fur offered his life, and the wine inscription poem was opened. 2

I also saw Song Jiang's book, and the heavens and the earth gathered righteousness. 3

Daewooko was discharged from the hospital. This can make the three biaozi very difficult. The money he earns from his part-time job is almost spent these days. But the hospital's medical expenses are still 1,000 yuan less. Eryuzi saw the checkout and ran away. Liang Million has never been seen since he woke up from Daewoozi. Therefore, because the bill could not be settled, the hospital would not let him go. In desperation, Sanbiaozi called Uncle Huang, and he came to Uncle Huang to borrow some money to spend.

After Sanbiaozi left from Uncle Huang. Uncle Huang watched Sanbiaozi leave, but turned back to us and said, "I gave him this thousand yuan for nothing." You look at this dog-colored thing. You have to ask me for money in less than a week. Alas! People have to make friends in this life, and you stuff your teeth with him for a lifetime. ”

1, (Romance of the Gods) In the twenty-fifth episode, Su Daji invited the demon to the banquet and talked about it, after Lutai was built. Su Daji told the king that she could invite the immortals to be friends with the king. The king was overjoyed, and Su Daji quickly invited the immortal class to come.

Su Daji doted on the little foxes in the Xuanyuan Tomb of her old nest. So Su Daji asked those little foxes who were three hundred years old and two hundred years old who could transform into human forms to turn into immortal classes and go to Lutai for a banquet. And in order to reply to deal with the arrival of the immortal class. The king invited Abishan to be the escort.

When the foxes arrived, Bigan was surprised. He also didn't understand why a mortal merchant would have so many immortal classes to attend the banquet? But the smell of the fox made Bigan feel bad gradually.

Daji loved the little fox who couldn't eat enough for his daily meal, and he asked Bigan to exchange it for a giant to serve wine to the immortals. But those little foxes showed their fox tails because they were drunk. Bi Gan was frightened, and hurriedly went down to Lutai to find Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, to discuss countermeasures.

Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, secretly monitored those drunken foxes and burrowed into Xuanyuan's grave. So Huang Feihu burned all those foxes to death in Xuanyuan's grave. And he also made a fox fur out of the burned fox skin, and asked Bigan Jin to present it to Shang.

Su Daji resented in her heart, but she didn't dare to show it on the surface. At night, it hurried back to Xuanyuan's tomb, and only one pheasant essence Hu Ximei greeted it. The two sisters cried loudly and vowed to avenge the little foxes.

Su Daji told the king that he had a younger sister who had become a monk and became an immortal. She can burn incense to summon her. The king was overjoyed when he heard this, and Su Daji lit the incense on the deer platform at night, and sure enough, he attracted his sister Hu Ximei. The king of the Xuan was under the table, and felt that this Hu Ximei was a soft and warm belly. Seeing that he didn't dodge, the king avoided Su Daji and Hu Ximei with the side hall.

Su Daji caught the affair between King Su and Hu Ximei, and vomited blood angrily. The king was shocked and asked Hu Ximei what medicine could cure the beauty Daji's illness. Hu Ximei told him that the seven tricks of the heart can cure this disease. This was exactly what Abhichon had in mind, so the king ordered to dig up Began's heart and let Daji eat it to heal his wounds.

2 Wine inscription poem disaster ended: (Romance of the gods) said that after Yin Shou, the king of Zhou, became an adult, he once went to the garden with his father Di Yi. His father, Emperor Yi, saw that the Feiyun Pavilion in the garden had collapsed, and he was anxious to rebuild it. At this time, Yin Shou stepped forward and stood up on the joist, and he didn't let go until the craftsman changed the pillar. Because of Yin Shou's joist and column, Di Yi saw the hope of Yin's future generations. Therefore, Emperor Yi avoided the two elder brothers of the King of Xu, Wei Ziqi and Wei Ziyan, and established Yin Shou as the emperor. He is the king of Shang.

One day, the king of Shang went to the Nuwa Niangniang Temple to make incense. Shang Xuan saw the holy image of Nuwa Niangniang's clay sculpture, but he saw that he had a beautiful appearance and a very good temperament. The country is beautiful, just like life. The king thought to himself, although I am rich all over the world, there are six courtyards and three palaces. But there is no such strange woman to accompany him. So he borrowed wine to kill his sorrows, and after drinking bitterly, he was drunk, and wrote on the wall of Nuwa Niangniang's powder:

Fengluanbao's tent scene is very, full of gold and gold makeup.

The distant mountains are flying emerald color, and the dancing sleeves reflect the glow dress.

The pear blossom is delicate with rain, and the peony cage is smoky and charming.

But he has to be enchanting to move and take back the king of Changle.

Thinking that Nuwa Niangniang is an ancient god, when she saw this obscene poem, she was furious, and she said in a poem:

In mid-March, I drove into the incense and sang a poem to take off.

I only know how to use the pen to learn, but I don't know that this society is dead.

Then Nuwa Niangniang raised the demon flag, and ordered the thousand-year-old fox spirit in Xuanyuan's tomb, the nine-headed pheasant essence, and the jade pipa essence to seduce the king of Shang and harm the six-hundred-year-old foundation of Chengtang.

3 I also saw Song Jiang's book, which was about the thirty-ninth chapter of the Xunyang Building Song Jiang's anti-poem (Water Margin). That day, Song Jiang was drunk, and saw that there were many ancestors on the white wall of Xunyang Building, and he also took the four treasures of the study to write a poem (Xijiang Yue) and said:

Since childhood, he has studied history and has the power to seek when he grows up. Just like a tiger lying on a barren hill, hiding his teeth and shrinking his claws to endure.

Unfortunately, the thorns are matched with the cheeks, which can be matched in Jiangzhou. If it has revenge in the year, blood stains the mouth of the Xunyang River.

Song Jiang wrote (Xijiangyue) couldn't help crying. After crying for a long time, Song Jiang wrote again:

The heart is in Shandong, the heart is in Wu, and the rivers and seas are full of voices.

If it is Ling Yunzhi, it dares to laugh at Huang Chao's husband.

Later, because Huang Wenbing took the door of Cai Jing's son Caijiu to the death of Song Jiang, it led to the eternal story of Chao Gai Shuai robbing the law field and Song Jiang gathering righteousness Liangshanbo.

Shi Nai'an's poem (Xijiang Yue) can be described as the finishing touch, he not only expresses Song Jiang's ambition but also paves the way for the future Song Jiang. In particular, the phrase 'just like a tiger lying on a barren hill, hiding its teeth and claws and enduring it' doesn't know how many heroic words have been written. Of course, Shi Nai'an's writing has also achieved his position as the originator of anti-poetry. It is like Tang Liu Yuxi's poem "A thousand sails pass by the side of the sunken boat, and ten thousand trees spring in front of the sick tree". He can make future generations think of the same scene, but no one can describe the state of mind at that time in more appropriate words than he did. As for the poem 'The heart is in Shandong, the body is in Wu', the world abounds, and it can be described as a chaotic market. If you can write:

Taiping was too lazy to look at the sound of Taiping, helpless and reciting the Mida Sutra.

The chest is full of murderous nature, and it is difficult to find a knife soldier in troubled times.

Killing people and drinking blood for fun, blood flow and drifting.

The hateful world is too peaceful, and the history of Huangchao is in tears.