"As the bomb planted by the Great Bear exploded, a huge wave was set off on the surface of the sea, and with it, there were unspeakable fish-people who resembled amphibians."

Li Zhi looked at the text that appeared in the chat bar and rubbed his chin.

This is a new Cthulhu live-action role-playing game running group, and several new people don't know that for the first time in their lives, they actually met a chaotic and evil old driver wearing a new vest.

And the purpose of this veteran driver is clear: to put his own happiness above the pain of others.

So, the plot quickly proceeded to the climax, the moment when the group was about to be wiped out.

"Guys in the field, please come to San Cheak once, success -1, failure minus 1d6."

"Also, you'll have one round to escape, and then you'll be in the chase."

A line of text resurfaced, and Li Zhi then put his hands on the keyboard.

It's a pity that although KP is a very hidden old driver, Li Zhi's communication number was also applied for not long ago.

Before this trumpet, Li Zhi was usually notorious in the KP circle for his sassy operations.

There has always been a default iron rule in the KP circle: once there is a running group with the participation of "Ouyang Tiezhu", you must prepare at least three plot kills.

Because you never know what this thing is going to do in the next second.

Like now.

"What's that...... I'm not there, so don't you have to do three cuts? After pondering the tone that Meng Xin should have, Li Zhi asked.

The chat bar kept brushing the sanity checks of several players, but the KP who caused all this was slow to make a sound.

Li Zhi estimated that the opposite side should be secretly playing the dice with malice.

Finally, after the two players went crazy for a while, KP finally responded to Li Zhi: "There is an explosion in the distance, and you suddenly think of your companions who were separated from you before, and the direction in front of them is where the explosion is. ”

"At the moment when you glanced in that direction, you saw a few black dots, which were obviously not human, and you need to do a sanity test of success minus 0 and failure minus 1d3."

That is, not to go crazy anyway.

Li Zhi casually played a 17, and then ushered in a sentence: "Those black dots rushed by, you thought you just saw a few flies flying by, and when you looked at those flies, the explosion in your ears was ignored by you." ”

Perfect sanity check, then the dice will reward me with a song, and I will repay KP with pain.

"The five digits on the seashore began to enter the battle wheel, because two of them entered the temporary madness, so they lost all the action points, and the remaining three should decide the order of action according to agility......"

KP is still maliciously wanting a few young people to learn a few points, and Li Zhi here has already set KP.

"This kind of explosion and sea waves are already considered catastrophic events, and no matter how bad they are, they are still a terrorist attack, right?"

According to Li Zhi's experience, in all the Cthulhu Running groups, the police are either in the same nest as the cult snakes and rats, or they are always late like the policemen in the Grim Reaper elementary school.

And his guess is also the routine that KP is going to take: "Yes, during the period when you were standing on the balcony in a daze, you didn't hear the siren for a long time, all this is beyond the expectations of ordinary people, boy, do you want to have a san cheak?" ”

"No, thank you......" Obviously, this KP's malice exceeded Li Zhi's expectations.

In the battle round, because of the two temporary crazy non-combat personnel, the other three also shouted "I'm not leaving!" like the standard storyline! I can't leave my companions behind! "Instead, he chose to give up and run away and prepare for a hard anal.

It's a pity that both Li Zhi and KP remember that in this ruthless world of Cthulhu, the three people on the beach didn't even have a shotgun, and the only thing they could use as weapons was probably a Nokia mobile phone.

Thus, the personnel on the coast can be roughly classified into which category of combat effectiveness is zero.

God has a troupe of six people and five artists.

He is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and all of them are deaf and blind.

Only Li Zhi clicked on the talent of hacking.

"After the agility test, the three of you are all lower than the Diver 1 to 7, and then it is the turn of Big Bear, Tinker Bell and Shizuka, to be reasonable, you are the most refreshing group I have ever led!"

"Then Salted Fish One takes the lead, and it tries to use a slap on the unconscious man on the ground! Aha! Look what I got out of the dice! ”

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"Salted Fish No. 1 has a dream of a beautiful human girl, and a slap with a sharp claw pierces the little man!! The results are outstanding! 1d6+4+6！ 14！ ”

"Then the little man's head exploded! First Blood！ ”

You can smell KP's arrogance through the screen.

Li Zhi felt that there should be a BGM at this time, and this kind of scene is suitable for hot-blooded comics.

"Then it's Salted Fish No. 2's turn...... Wait a minute! ”

KP seemed to think of something and paused.

The entire discussion group did not dare to make a sound.

Only one player shuddered and typed: "Dalao begs to be spared, brackets, weak." ”

"The deep diver's claws tore through everything from the belly to the head, even if you can't see the doctor's injuries clearly, but reason tells you, the doctor will die under this slap, you have witnessed the death of your companions, then, come to a shot of success -0, failure -1d6 san cheak!"

Li Zhi shook his head, and there was another crazy one in the team.

"Fat Tiger, it's your turn." kp@ Li Zhi for a while, in this running group, Li Zhi played the role of a fat tiger.

Regarding KP's dehumanizing actions, Li Zhi shook his head and lightly typed a line of text, "I can't see it." ”

It seems that you can hear a tsk across the network cable.

"Under the charge of Salted Fish One, the Salted Fish went crazy, and Salted Fish No. 2 rushed forward to drag the crazy Dorame away from the scene."

"Because Dorami is crazy, she has to bear an extra penalty die, and the battle skill confrontation fails!"

"Everyone except Fat Tiger saw Doramy being pulled into his arms by Salted Fish 2, and Salted Fish 2 was preparing to go to the bottom of the sea."

Everything that follows can probably only be described as a human tragedy.

Li Zhi, who witnessed all this, tore off a lollipop and took it into his mouth.

Bloody means, indifferent KP, only the lollipop is still a little warm.

KP summed up the massacre incident: "Then, among the six people, only the fat tiger who went to the apartment building to search was left." ”

"Fat Tiger, this is my last luck!"

"Live with our will!"

"Crazy!"

“mmp！ This KP is definitely not a budding newcomer! The modus operandi is so skillful! ”

For these newcomers who want to treat the decryption group as a kicking group, Li Zhineng understands and can't accept it.

For example, now, live online to complete the stand-alone mode.

"All of the above happened in less than ten minutes, and you have a vague premonition that you find a strange pattern in the apartment."

Li Zhi silently typed out a few words: "...... You're not going to drop san, are you? ”

"No, I'm a very principled KP. Meow~"

Biting the lollipop in his mouth, Li Zhi's hands flew, trying to snatch the rhythm and script from KP's hands.

Come on, let the plot dance like a wild horse!