"Hey!? Hello!? ”

The other end of the line was quickly dialed.

"Hey, hello, is it the Huaxia Academy of Sciences?" Wang Jump said politely.

"Yes, this is the Chinese Academy of Sciences, who gave you this call, who are you, and what is the matter with your call?"

The person on the other end of the phone, although his voice was full of anger, it was not difficult to hear that the other party should be not young and should be an old man, but after the old man connected the phone, he split his head and covered his face with a series of questions, and there was no kindness and kindness that an elder should have.

Wang Jump is not angry, speaking of this matter, he is wrong first, and the internal phone number of the person was hacked by him through abnormal means, EMMM, of course, the internal email address is also.

Wang Jump asked Xiao Tiantian to send out the email, and said seriously: "Grandpa, I have something important to do with the general person in charge of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, are you the person in charge?" ”

"You are the old grandfather, your whole family is the old grandfather, I am only seventy, where are I old?" The other end said angrily: "Say, how did you know this phone number!" ”

Uncle, you are seventy years old, where are you not old, you can tell me, huh?!

"The ...... from the black," Wang Jump said honestly.

However, when the old man on the other side who didn't admit the old man heard it, he laughed angrily: "You doll, the cow blew to our Chinese Academy of Sciences, where is this, the place where quantum computers are researched, and it is still black, I will take a look at the black one again, and explain honestly, otherwise I will go to your house to check the water meter." ”

"Your internal email from the Chinese Academy of Sciences is [email protected], and I still have your medical insurance, pension insurance, and ......"

"Wait, you really know, it can't be, unless you have real artificial intelligence, it can't be...... Wait, you're not really going to work on real artificial intelligence and come and work with us!? ”

"You always think too much, you don't need artificial intelligence to hack your internal phone, you just need to know what ......family members you old researchers have," Wang said with a dark face.

"I warn you kid, please get rid of that old word, or I'll come to check the water meter immediately." After speaking, the old man paused and said: "It's actually to check the periphery, you are not the right way, it stands to reason, under normal circumstances, it is not from the front of the black, I definitely don't want to deal with you, but I happen to be fine, just listen to what you have and pass the time." ”

In an office of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, an old man with obviously dyed black hair sat at the desk, holding a landline earpiece in one hand and putting it to his ear, with a black line on his head, and secretly hummed in his heart: It's not a place where you can be black, black the Chinese Academy of Sciences, no matter what means you use, just wait for someone to come to check the water meter.

However, we have to get the detailed address of this kid first.

"I'll only talk to the person in charge." Wang jumped without saying why. Insist on finding the person in charge.

"You say, I'm one of the people in charge."

"I'm seeking political asylum!" As soon as he heard that it was the person he was looking for, Wang Jump said what he wanted to say.

"What? Political asylum? Interesting, you're a foreigner? Which country? "When the old man on the other side heard that it was such a fun thing as political asylum, he became interested, and the one named Snow or something two years ago also came to China to seek political asylum, and he made the world full of ups and downs, and it felt like watching a blockbuster movie.

"No, I'm from Huaxia......" Wang Jump said,

"Little doll, did you misunderstand the word political asylum, local people seek political asylum from their own departments, is it embarrassing for you to make this call?" The old man said angrily and funny.

"It's not embarrassing, it's just to seek political asylum from your Chinese Academy of Sciences, it's not a big deal, so it's okay to find your own country, and you don't need to export."

"This thing still brings out unspeakable statements......" The old man was speechless for a long time, and then said: "Say, what trouble have you caused to seek political asylum, and what do you have as a bargaining chip for this non-export political asylum, oh my mother, I always admire myself, this can be around for me." ”

After listening to this, Wang Jump felt that he regretted making this call, playing this, why are the scientists of the Chinese Academy of Sciences so unserious......

"Magnetic catapult trajectory technology for catapulting supersonic metal mass objects ......"

Before Wang Jump finished speaking, the old man interrupted and said: "This technology is not new, we have already developed an electromagnetic cannon with a mass of five kilograms......"

"My energy level reaches sixteen milligrams and five times the speed of sound......"

"Uh...... It's okay, but this kind of technology is about to solve the problem in the blink of an eye, and there are not enough that you can't export political asylum. ”

Wang Jump was depressed, didn't he say that the technology in the game surpassed reality for several generations, and the Chinese Academy of Sciences was about to study it.

"Lightsaber, full name Star Wars Jedi Knight's laser sword, this is always okay." Wang jumped directly to amplify the move.

"So-so." The old man smashed his mouth and asked, "Is there anything else?" ”

Wang jumped the green tendons on his head, then took a deep breath, and decided to release the ultimate move: "No, if it doesn't work, forget it, I'd better find political asylum at the exit, goodbye!" ”

As he spoke, Wang Jump was about to ask Britney to hang up the phone.

"You wait, I didn't say no, I just asked if you had anything else."

This person who lives to be seventy years old and still does not accept old age is either a simple old child, or an old treacherous and cunning human spirit, a monster!

This one from the Chinese Academy of Sciences is the latter.

What the old scientist said in the novel is completely false when he hears about some super technology.

"Okay, some of the information has been sent to your internal mailbox......"

"I'm looking at it, otherwise you think I have that spare time to talk to you for a long time?"

Wang Jump: ......

"You only have the first half, you can't see the key parts, clean hair, what's there to grind." It may be that when he saw the key place, he suddenly broke the chapter, and the old man finally seemed a little anxious.

Wang Jump asked, "What about me?" ”

"It depends on what you have committed, after losing your conscience and violating morality, you still go out to seek refuge, don't be afraid when the time comes, the person who checks the water meter will miss you, no matter where you are hiding on the earth." Although he was eager, the old man still had a good bottom line.

"It's nothing, I'm just bragging a bull......"

"Bragging B won't kill people, to the point."

"Well, in fact, our team developed a sixteen milligram mass electromagnetic rifle, which was accidentally used as a toy by my friend to play, and then made a hole in someone's wall, and then I bragged to my friend that I was a secret agent or something, and asked them to sign a confidentiality agreement, this, now the police are on the way to my house, we really want to study something fun, I don't want to use it to do bad things......" Wang Jump cried, and he burst into tears.

......After hearing this, the old man laughed directly: "Agent, it's still secret, and you sign a confidentiality agreement, boy, you can really blow, or come to our Chinese Academy of Sciences, with you joining, our place must be full of joy, hahaha......"

What's so funny, what's so funny, damn, if it weren't for wiping his ass, I would have hung up the phone a long time ago......

"In the end, it's not okay, no, I'll hang up the phone......" Wang Jump said with some annoyance.

"Gotta tell me, what's your name, make a big hole in the wall of the bar." The other end of the phone was also afraid that Wang Jump would be annoyed and angry, so he hung up the phone directly, and began to be rare and serious.

Wang jumped here and said before he finished talking about the address, his own name, and the location of the incident, and the old man went to call.

Before he hung up the phone, a policeman rushed up from below, and just when Wang Jump thought it was a pill, who knew that the policeman directly took out a folder and a pen and gave it to him.

"Mr. Wang, please sign here."

Wang Jump took the document and looked at the two top secret words in red.

It is written that this incident is a top-secret operation, and all losses from the operation are borne by the XXXX department; Then that's followed by the date, the signature, and then it's gone.

Gone? Do you want to be so awesome, that's it!?