24, the effect of crossing the phoenix Tianhua elopement (with Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun riding the dragon across the phoenix)

After going back, Uncle Huang asked Song what was wrong, but he didn't speak. Uncle Huang was in a hurry, so he gave Song Yimu a crutch. Tears fell from the pain, but I didn't say why the young lady chased him and scolded him. San Biaozi saw that Uncle Huang was really angry and said, "Brother Kidnapping, do you still need to ask?" It must be that this young young pine is playing tricks, and the young lady won't let him, so he's evil. Okay, you go out to hide, let your uncle dissipate his anger. Seeing that Sanbiaozi said this, he hurriedly turned around and walked out. Precisely:

Cats eat fishy, rats steal oil, and men steal women and prostitutes.

Change the posture to enjoy, the young lady pointed to the head of the livestock.

He Laimei, pants are lost first, and women and wealth do not break up.

Miserly wealth and revenge look forward to women, like pulling a tiger with bare hands.

Speaking of pine, he is an inconspicuous commodity. However, because he was homeless and unemployed, he was easy to manage, so Uncle Huang adopted him. Matsu was an orphan who was abandoned by his parents as a child, and he grew up in an orphanage until he was seven years old. It was only then that he was adopted. But in his stepparents' house, in Song's own words, he lived a life that was inferior to a pig. He loves to eat stir-fried vegetables, but every time he cooks them, his stepmother won't let him eat them. It must be eaten by the old and young in their family before they can be loosely eaten. Although Song was only six or seven years old, he knew that he had encountered a fake charity. So when Song was nine years old, he couldn't stand the abuse of his stepparents' house, so he ran away from his stepparents' house. Then he has been begging for a living at Ninghe Station. Later, when Song was thirteen years old, he was also adopted by Uncle Huang.

Privately, we asked Matsu what was going on at the Sunflower Hotel that day, and Matsu was still speechless. When we asked in a hurry, we couldn't get to the side, and it was really tasteless to practice Song, so Songcai smiled bitterly and told the truth.

It turned out that Uncle Huang had an old disciple named Li Jinglu. And Li Jinglu and Song have a good relationship. And things have to start with Li Jinglu's brother Li Jingfu.

Li Jinglu was originally from the countryside, and they were two brothers. He has an elder brother named Li Jingfu, and Li Jingfu's parents are also authentic farmers. A few years ago, seeing Dafuzi (Li Jingfu's milk name) grow up, the old parents were indescribably happy. So he passed the three media and six certificates, and the old parents married Murong Tianhua, a girl from a neighboring village, for Dafuzi. In the era of 9293, it was in the countryside again, and Dafuzi's parents naturally hoped that Murong Tianhua would add a grandson to them in order to inherit the heirs. But Murong Tianhua didn't make a face, and after six years of marriage, she gave birth to four girls in succession. This made Dafuzi's whole family unbearable, because at that time, our country was family planning. When giving birth to the second child, Dafuzi was fined 800 yuan for insufficient spacing. Thus began the days of hiding in Tibet. Even so, including the old parents, Dafuzi's family also made a mess of the four girls. Moreover, the Family Planning Commission is like a thief, and every time he goes to the countryside, he has to go to his house to make trouble. So when Dafuzi and Murong Tianhua were about to have their fifth child, after family discussion, the family thought that if Dafuzi and Murong Tianhua went through a fake divorce procedure. gave birth to a child, and put the child's household registration in the name of Murong Tianhua. In this way, it also escaped the investigation of the Family Planning Commission and the household registration office. I also have a son, I have a household registration, I don't have to be fined for money, and I don't have to hide in Tibet to give birth.

Everything is being implemented smoothly. After eight yuan was exchanged, Murong Tianhua became a single woman. Dafuzi's mother, Aunt Zhu, was still pretending to cry in the village and said: "I can't live this day, don't worry!" The son and daughter-in-law divorced, how can I get these four girls. ”

Huangtian lived up to his wishes, and the fifth child, Murong Tian Huazhen, gave birth to a big fat boy to the Li family. Of course, the Dafuzi family was overjoyed, but behind the joy was a strong financial burden. Imagine an average of two acres of responsibility land per person, and pay in the autumn. According to the maximum yield of 1,500 catties of corn, that person's annual income was only a few hundred yuan in the 90s. And the money for milk powder, medicine, vaccination, and clothes that pulls the children's children is really not money, and the land does not grow money, and they ask for money from Dafuzi everywhere, and Dafuzi has no money. Dafuzi had no choice but to give birth to the child less than a month ago, so he worked and left.

In the blink of an eye, spring comes and summer, sending warmth to welcome winter. Two years have passed, and Dafuzi no longer has the heroic style of the past due to the burden of the family. Not being able to stay at home for a few days a year has become his daily routine. This made Murong Tianhua very dissatisfied, in her ideology, after she gave birth to her son, she should have lived a life like a grandmother and a broad wife. But now that her son has been born, she can't see a trace of light. The whole house of five children is like a pot of rotten porridge all day long, and the poor lifestyle must be counted to give the children a point when buying bags of fried peanuts. This can ruin Murong Tianhua. She scolded Dafuzi almost every time she called Dafuzi, but Dafuzi came back every time. When she saw the faithful statue of Dafuzi, she couldn't bear to complain about Dafuzi anymore.

In February 2003, Dafuzi and his eldest brother, Murong Tianhua's own brother, Murong Tianzhao, discussed going to a coal kiln somewhere in the northeast to make money to support their family. Before leaving, Murong Tianhua immediately complained that Dafuzi was an ornament, and her life was no different from that of a widow. Dafuzi didn't take it to heart, and in order to no longer make Murong Tianhua feel cold, he also deliberately squeezed out some money from his poor life and bought a mobile phone for Murong Tianhua with the atmosphere of the times. But it came out of the phone.

After Dafuzi left, Murong Tianhua met a man who claimed to be Xue'an on the Internet. His playful speech and demeanor in MMS made Murong Tianhua's heart flutter again. When Xue'an introduced his family's Dragon Boat Festival to buy a whole sheep and half a pig for the Dragon Boat Festival, Murong Tianhua's heart was numb, which also made Xue'an, a handsome man, numb. She tells Snowshore that she is divorced, that she is now single, and that she wants Snowshore to come and see her and be real friends with her.

The snowy shore is really here. In order to greet the snow shore, Murong Tianhua sent the four girls to her aunt's house. The son gave it to his grandmother, and the two eldest ones went through the boarding school procedures, and only the third Xiaoyu was left at home to spend his days with him, and pretended to be a leftover girl.

That Snow Shore was originally a nameless bachelor hero, and he was the master who would drill through the wall to peep through the clothes and touch the milk. He is a fool, so at first sight, he faked greetings, and was drilled at night, which was his usual trick. It was because of this Murong Tianhua that he was fascinated, and in less than two weeks, Murong Tianhua abandoned his family and flew away with this Xue'an brother.

Besides, Dafuzi's mother, Aunt Zhu, saw a man from her daughter-in-law's house. When I asked my daughter-in-law, I said it was her aunt and brother. But a few days later, Xiaoyu came to find food to eat, and asked Xiaoyu: "Where is your mother?" Xiaoyu said, "I don't know." "I asked Xiaoyu again and said that during the day, the uncle and my mother played with their mobile phones, and at night my mother asked me to sleep in the outhouse, and she and that uncle slept together. This Aunt Zhu's head was big when she heard 'hum'. She was busy calling Dafuzi, and on the other end of the phone was Murong Tianzhao's voice, Murong Tianzhao advised her not to worry about it first, and wait for him and Dafuzi to go back. So Murong Tianzhao asked Dafuzi to go home, and Dafuzi also said: "Earn more than 100 on this day, what are you going to do when you go back?" Nowhere else can there be such high wages. Murong Tian Zhao said: "Your sister-in-law is sick when she calls, I'll go back and show her." I want you to go back to see the house, let Hua go back to her parents' house and show me the door for a few days. Da Fuzi heard Murong Tianzhao say this, so he had nothing to say. So after packing their bags, they stepped on the bus back. Precisely:

Sima is like Zhuo Wenjun, and widows can steal people. 1

Xiao Shi made the jade double across the phoenix, and Mu Gong sighed that he would never be dusty. 2

1 Sima Xiangru, the word Changqing, Shu County CD people, good at reading when he was young, learning fencing. His father called him a dog. Xiang is like learning, Mu Lin is similar to the name, so he changed his name to Sima Xiangru. During the reign of Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty, his father was a constant attendant of Wuqi because of his qualifications. If you don't like the officials, you will come to the dynasty with King Liang Xiao, and Sima Xiangru will travel to Liang with King Liang Xiao.

King Liang Xiao died, like a poor family, unable to self-employed, but defected to his friend Lingwang Ji in Linqiong County. Wang Ji was very respectful to Sima Xiangru, and it was normal for him to visit the shrine every day.

There are rich people in Linqiong, Zhuo Wangsun and Cheng Zheng. The two have hundreds of servants. One day, Cheng Zheng said to Zhuo Wangsun: "There are distinguished guests in the county order, how can we ignore them?" So Zhuo Wangsun set up wine and invited hundreds of Zhuo's guests to Sima Xiangru to wash the dust.

Drunk, Linqiong County ordered Wang Ji to offer the qin and Sima Xiangru and said: "I heard that Changqing is good, and I am willing to entertain myself to enjoy the guests." ”

At the right time, King Zhuo's grandson has a daughter, Wenjun, and the new widow is at home, as if looking at it through the window. It is like liking its appearance to sing with the piano (phoenix seeking phoenix) and saying: "The phoenix and the phoenix return to their hometown, travel all over the world to seek its phoenix, there is a beautiful girl in this hall, the room is poisonous to my intestines, why the handover for the mandarin duck." Zhuo Wenjun was drunk when he heard it. Seeing Sima Xiangru through the window, he was gentle and elegant, and he was really a good husband. So Sima Xiangru spent a lot of money to buy off Zhuo Wenjun's waiters to be courteous.

Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru admired each other, and after agreeing on a time for elopement. Zhuo Wenjun avoided his father Zhuo Wangsun and secretly found Sima Xiangru's mansion at night. Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun ran to the CD overnight.

Sima Xiangru is like a family with four walls, and Zhuo Wenjun said dislike for a long time: "Changqing is in Linqiong, and there is also the county order Wang Ji to help, and there is no source for borrowing here, so it is better to go back to Linqionger with me." ”

Sima Xiangru returned to Linqiong with Zhuo Wenjun again. Wang Ji, the county magistrate, also felt that Sima Xiangru had done something shameful, and no longer accepted Sima Xiangru. And Zhuo Wangsun said angrily: "Women are so untalented that they can't bear to kill." Not a penny. Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun had no choice but to sell their cars and ride, and bought a wine house to sell wine for a living. Sima Xiangru worked after cooking, and Zhuo Wenjun sold wine. Zhuo Wensun was ashamed when he heard this, so Du Men did not come out.

At this time, the county commander Wang Ji and Zhuo Wangsun's friends all advised Zhuo Wangsun: "There are women like this, and there is a ruined family style." Why don't you give more money to King Zhuo, so that he can invest far away, so as to avoid the shame in front of him. Moreover, although Sima Xiangru is poor, he will be suave for a long time. ”

Zhuo Wangsun was helpless, so he gave Zhuo Wenjun's family 100 people tens of millions of money and his wedding clothes were financed. So Sima Xiangru led Zhuo Wenjun back to the CD again and bought a house for the rich.

Later, Sima Xiangru was favored by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty because he wrote (Shanglin Fu). When Sima Xiangru returned to Shu again, Taishou was welcomed by the suburbs, and the county ordered the crossbow arrow to be the pioneer. All the princes of Linqiong are happy because of the cattle wine offered by the door. Zhuo Wang Sun sighed: "I think it's too late to marry Wen Jun to Sima Xiangru, so I will give Wen Jun a generous share of his wealth, so that her property is the same as that of her brother and brother." ”

Excerpt from (Historical Records) Sima Xiangru Liebiography

Later, Sima Xiangru was rich and had the heart to marry a concubine, so he sent a letter to Zhuo Wenjun of the CD in the capital and wrote: 12345678900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

After Zhuo Wenjun saw the letter, his eyes were full of tears. She knew that there were 100 million words missing after 10,000. Billion is homophonic with memory. Sima Xiangru forgot about her. At this time, the writer urged Zhuo Wenjun to reply quickly. Zhuo Wenjun endured his grief and wrote a swan song for the ages (complaining about Lang poem):

After a farewell, the two places are lovesick, only March and April, and who knows five or six years. The lyre is played without intention, the eight-line book is not transmitted, the nine-song chain is broken from it, and the ten-mile long pavilion wants to wear it. Hundreds of thoughts, thousands of thoughts, all kinds of helplessness to resent. I can't finish a thousand words, and I am bored and rely on the column. Chongjiu ascends to see the lonely goose, and the moon is full in the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. In the middle of July, I burned incense with candles and asked the sky. In June, everyone shook my fan, and I was cold. In May, the pomegranate is like a fiery red, and it is watered by gusts of cold rain. In April, the loquat is not yellow, and I want to be upset in the mirror. In a hurry, the peach blossoms in March turn with the water; Drifting, the kite string broke in February. Oh, Lang Ya Lang, I can't wait for the next life, you are a woman and I am a man.

After reading his wife's letter, Sima Xiangru couldn't help but marvel at his wife's talent. Thinking of the love between husband and wife in the past, he was very ashamed, and never mentioned the matter of his widow and concubine.

2 Xiao Shi made the jade double cross the phoenix, and Mu Gong sighed and wished to be dusty. It's about the Qin Mugong period. Qin's national strength was already quite strong. He annexed more than two dozen small states in the vicinity, so the Qin state dominated Xirong. Qin Mugong had a daughter, and when she was one year old, Qin Mugong held a ceremony for her to catch Zhou. As a result, her daughter grabbed a piece of jade from Chen Chao's plate in the palace and couldn't put it down. Therefore, Qin Mugong named her Langyu.

In the blink of an eye, Langyu was already thirteen years old. That jade looks peerless and is good at playing the sheng. It doesn't need to be adjusted by musicians, and it becomes its own tone. Mu Gong's talent for loving his daughter is to order a skillful craftsman to cut the jasper for Sheng. The sound of jade blowing is like a phoenix. Mu Gong loved his daughter, and built a heavy building to live in the name of Fenglou. There is a high platform in front of the building, also known as Fengtai.

In the fifteenth year of the jade year, Mu Gong wanted to find a good son-in-law. Lang Yu swore to himself: "Only those who are good at playing the sheng can be my husband if they can sing and drink with me." Mu Gong was helpless, so he begged for the vassal states but couldn't. Suddenly, one day, Langyu played the sheng on the phoenix platform. Occasionally smell the breeze blowing, as if there are drinkers. Make the jade heart different, stop blowing. The sound also stopped. The jade is in the wind, if there is a loss. It was night, and the Tianmen Cave in the southwest of Langyumeng was opened, and the sky was bright. A beautiful husband with a feather crown and a crane, riding a colorful phoenix from the sky. Standing on the phoenix platform, he said to Langyu: "I am the lord of Taihua Mountain, and God has ordered me to marry you." See each other on the Mid-Autumn Festival. "The words are to untie the red jade Xiao on the waist and blow it on the railing. The phoenix that Nami's husband rode also danced. The sound of the phoenix is like the sound of Xiao, and the sound of the phoenix is like the sound of the phoenix.

Lang Yu was fascinated and couldn't help asking, "What is this?" The beautiful husband said: "Huashan Yin, the first lane." After speaking, he took the hand of the jade. The money is silently very compatible.

Lang Yu woke up suddenly, and the scene in the dream was vivid. After dawn, he said to Mu Gong, and Mu Gong was busy ordering the minister Meng Ming to go to Huashan to find someone to blow the flute.

There are mountains and forests in Huashan, and there is a strange person in the star rock on the mountain. July 15 is here, and he can even give a. So Meng Ming found Xiao Shi of Star Rock and brought him back to the Qin Court.

Meng Ming led the alien Xiao Shi to see Mu Gong. Mu Gongdao: "I choose a son-in-law for my beloved son, will you play the sheng?" Xiao Shi said: "The minister can only blow the flute, not the sheng." Mu Gongyan and Langyu: "If it weren't for this person, he wouldn't be able to play the sheng." Lang Yu said: "Sheng and Xiao are also the same, let them try to blow." Xiao Shinai took out the red jade Xiao and blew it.

Just a song, the breeze comes. Duplicate two songs, colorful clouds come together. After tasting three songs, the white cranes entered into pairs. Then taste the four songs, and the peacocks and phoenixes are all set. Lang Yu watched from behind the curtain and couldn't help shouting: "My husband is also." ”

Mu Gong worships Xiao Shi as a middle doctor, although he is in the court class, he does not participate in national politics. That Xiao Shi and Lang Yu played the sheng and flute on the Fenglou day and night. For a long time, Langyu was no longer on fire under Xiao Shi's advocacy. Drinking several glasses of sake every day, I also learned the art of immortality, the prescription of qi.

One day and night, the husband and wife gave under the moon. Then there is the left of the purple phoenix set and the phoenix platform, and the right of the red dragon plate and the phoenix platform. Xiao Shi said to Lang Yu: "I am an immortal in the upper realm, and I am related to my son, so I am in harmony with Xiao Sheng." However, it should not live in the world for long. Now the dragon and phoenix are coming, you can go. After saying that, Xiao Shi took the dragon and flew from the phoenix platform to the sky. Today, people call their son-in-law Chenglong, and this is exactly what they do.

The next morning, someone reported to Mu Gong that Xiao Shi Langyu and Shuangshuang rode the dragon and the phoenix to the sky. Mu Gong was stunned for a long time and said: "The things of the gods are true. If there are dragons and phoenixes to welcome the widow at this time, the widow regards the abandoned mountains and rivers as the ears of the widow (the sound must be happy, the meaning of broken shoes). ”