'On September 1, the third year of the establishment of the Great Han Dynasty, the Marquis of Wuxiang led the Yizhou pastor, and the prime minister Zhuge Liang solemnly presented the sacrifice. The ghost of the deceased Lieutenant General Shu and the deceased of the southerners said:

I am the emperor of the Han Dynasty, the five hegemons of Weisheng, and the three kings of the Ming Dynasty. Yesterday, they invaded the territory from afar, and the alien race raised troops. Indulge in the tail to raise demons, and let the wolf heart go unchecked. I have been commanded by the king to inquire about sins and desolations. Large-scale Pixiu, all the ants. The heroes gathered, and the madness disappeared. When I heard the sound of breaking bamboo, it was the momentum of losing the ape. But the soldiers are all heroes of Kyushu. Bureaucrats and generals are all heroes from all over the world. Practicing martial arts and conforming to Rong, casting himself into the master. Mo did not apply for three orders, and a total of seven captures were displayed. Qi Jian is sincere to the country and loyal to the will of the king. How you and others occasionally missed the military opportunity, and fell into a treacherous plan. or for the flow of arrows, the soul covers the spring; or be wounded by the sword, and return to the long night. If you are born, you will be brave, and if you die, you will become famous. Today, I want to return the triumphant song, and the prisoners will be sacrificed. Thou art and the soul of the heroes are still there, and prayers will be heard. Follow me to the flag, chase my part. When they returned to the kingdom together, they recognized their hometowns. Steamed by flesh and bones, led by the sacrifice of the family. Don't be a ghost in a foreign land, a soul in a foreign land. I shall know the Son of Heaven, and make your and other families full of grace. The year is given food and clothing, and the month is given to Lulu. Reward you with a reward to comfort your heart. As for the earth god of the realm, the dead ghost of the south. Blood and food are constant, and it is not far away. The living are mighty, and the dead are kings. If you want to stick it in Yining, you won't cry. Talk about Dancheng and make sacrifices. Alack! Alack! Fu Wei is still feasting! ’

In the ninety-first chapter of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Zhuge Liang sacrificed Lushui Han to return to the Yuan Dynasty, saying that Zhuge Liang led the victorious soldiers to return to China after capturing Meng seven times. When the army came to Lushui, but see:

The wind is blowing, and the black clouds are combined. Thick fog obscured the sky. A wave of water is churning. When the soldiers arrived, the water hit the waves and the cliff was cold. The general is handsome, and the angry waves are cold. It is clear that Yin Si is everywhere at the beginning of his trip, and thousands of wild ghosts are begging for steam.

Zhuge Liang ordered the army to rush across Lushui in order to return to China as soon as possible. As soon as the ship got out of the water, a strange wind blew up, knocking all the people and horses on board into the water. Zhuge Liang asked Meng Huo what to do? Meng Shu said: "This water was originally caused by the rampant gods, and those who come and go must sacrifice it. Zhuge Liang looked back at the barbarian leaders who had been sent off with Meng Shu. But when I saw that they were shocked one by one, their faces changed. Zhuge Liang asked Meng Shudao: "How to sacrifice?" Meng Shu said: "Usually, as long as you kill seven or seventy-nine captives, one head and one black ox and one white sheep, that's it." After the sacrifice, the natural wind is calm, and it is rich year after year. Zhuge Liang looked back at these handsome people and said: "I am calming down today, and Anke will kill one person in vain?" ”

At this time, a local native came to report: "Since the prime minister's army, I have heard the ghost crying god on the shore of Lushui every night. From dusk until dawn, the crying continued. Within the miasma, there are countless ghosts. Therefore, there is no reason to do it, and no one dares to cross it. ”

Zhuge Liang listened and said: "This is my sin. The former Ma Dai led more than 1,000 Shu soldiers, all of whom died in this water. He also killed the southerners and abandoned them all. The mad spirits have nowhere to live, so so. My sin is great. ”

The native said: "You can kill forty-nine human heads to sacrifice, and you will be safe." ”

Zhuge Liang said: "When a person dies and becomes a ghost, how can he kill people for sacrifice?" I have my own ideas. So at night, Zhuge Liang called the kitchen to kill the cow and the horse, and the noodles were used as medicine. Beef and mutton are used instead. The name steamed bun is homophonic with the man's head. Then eighty-one lamps were lined up on the bank of Lushui. Zhuge Liang's golden-crowned crane personally sacrificed it. Then Zhuge Liang ordered Dong Ju to read the sacrificial text. That is, the sacrificial text at the beginning of the above, and cried loudly. After that, Zhuge Liang ordered the soldiers to push the steamed buns and other sacrifices down the water。。。。。。。

Zhuge Liang's sacrifice moved the three armies. The soldiers were all in tears. The barbarian leaders were even more grateful for not killing and surrendered even more.

The next day, the army went to Lushui again, but saw that the clouds had cleared and the fog had dispersed, and the wind was calm and the waves were calm. The Shu army crossed safely. But since then, there has been an extra delicacy on the table of Chinese - steamed buns. But with the passage of time, the meaning of the word steamed bread has also changed. Nowadays, people call the stuffed buns. The stuffed ones are called buns.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of no good things, you are afraid of no good people. Li Jinglu only a few words on the wine table aroused Dafuzi's infinite sadness, and the more he thought about it, the more wrong it became, and at this time, two bottles of white sorghum wine with one bottle of one piece had been drunk. Aunt Zhu saw that the wine had been drunk, and she brought a shallow son 1 who specially held dry food from the pot. There are four or five steamed buns in the shallow seeds, and there are three or four nests.

Li Jinglu saw that Aunt Zhu brought up a nest head, so he asked, "Mom, I don't bring back twenty steamed buns, why do you still have a hot nest head?" Aunt Zhu glanced at Dafuzi and said, "Half a child, eat Lao Tzu to death." You bring back those twenty steamed buns, and as soon as the child gets out of school, don't say it's big. Xiaoyu's little girl gnawed on the piece when it was cold. This wolf has more meat and less meat, so there are only a few people left. ”

Li Jinglu turned his heart and thought: "This poor person is cold. No, I really have to take refuge in the yellow cripple. You see the two donkeys of the people, they were mixed up in those days. Look at yourself again, a steamed bun mom and dad have to eat it like honey. It's too much of a. 'Exactly:

The pattern of the tiger and leopard is not prepared, and the heart of the cow is completed.

I knew that the lamp was a fire, and the rice had been cooked for a long time.

Da Fuzi pinched his head and lowered his head embarrassedly. Xiao Lu snatched the nest head in Dafuzi's hand and said, "Big brother, you eat steamed buns." I've been in the army for all these years, and I'm tired of eating steamed buns every day. Da Fuzi took the steamed bun in Xiao Lu's hand and said, "Xiao Lu, what do you say?" Xiao Lu said: "Send her someone, we won't harm his life." Finding a good family can also be regarded as a blessing for him. Dafuzi said: "But your sister-in-law is probably not happy!" Xiao Lu said again: "Who wants you to send it clearly, you have to be ruthless, I will go to the hospital with you tomorrow night." After speaking, Xiao Lu also grabbed a nest head, broke a piece with his hand, and put it in his mouth.

Murong Yifu was really pneumonia, and Murong Tianhua held him for two days and two nights. Since there is no family to replace him, Murong Tianhua's tears have been stolen many times, but tonight Xiaolu also came with Dafu.

Murong Tianhua was very moved, she thought that it was different to be a soldier and educated by the state. This is not Xiaolu, as soon as he enters the house, he asks for warmth, which is close. Murong Tianhua said: "Xiaolu, it still makes you worry, didn't you go to work today?" Xiao Lu said: "Come up, but no matter how busy you are, you have to see my nephew!" Murong Tianhua saw that Dafuzi was coming, she breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Dafuzi, you look at the child, I went to the toilet, and my hands are numb when I hold it for half a day." As she spoke, she gently put the child down, but the little Shaw immediately let out a somewhat hoarse cry.

Seeing Murong Tianhua walk into the toilet, Xiao Lu saw that there was no one outside the intensive care room at all, he hurriedly pulled out the drip tube and put it into the prepared leather bag, and then stabbed the stupid Dafuzi and rushed to the stairs quickly.

When Murong Tianhua returned, he saw that he had no children, and he waited for a long time to see Dafuzi come back slowly. She hurriedly asked, "Dafuzi, where is the child?" Dafuzi pretended to be calm and said, "Aren't you in bed?" Xiao Lu is leaving, I will send Xiao Lu away. "Okay, but see Murong Tianhua:

In the past, the amorous breed misfortune, and the dead man has a disaster.

Although it is described as a mad dog, it is difficult to please half of the proud child.

Murong Tianhua was screaming like crazy, and the medical staff were also anxious. They hurriedly dialed 110.

The police are investigating carefully, and finally they target Xiao Lu's body. Of course, Xiao Lu flatly denied it, but in the face of several eyewitnesses, he alone took the charge of abandoning the baby.

It turned out that Xiao Lu hurriedly went downstairs with a leather bag containing a child that day, and Da Fuzi was far away from him because of fear. At the gate of the hospital, Xiao Lu shouted Dafuzi: "Big brother, you go out for a turn and go back, and when you see your sister-in-law, you will say to send me, and you don't know anything else." ”

So the scene of Daifuku's return was staged in the hospital. Xiao Lu was not idle, he wanted to throw the child into the downtown area, but the panic in his heart prompted him to throw the child in the roadside green belt early. Is:

What can the father do, how can the son be able, the father is thrown on the side of the road.

Try to see how many unrighteous deeds, and retribution is unpleasant.

The police are raiding and interrogating Li Jinglu. Although Li Jinglu wanted to bear the charge of abandoning the baby alone, the hard facts did not allow him not to tell the truth. So after the police led him to Murong Yifu, they arrested both of them.

When the police found Xiao Yifu under the leadership of Li Jinglu. Because Li Jinglu did not have the intention of harming when he threw it, he opened the lid of the box, and because it was located in a secluded place and no one picked it up. Thirteen hours later, Xiao Yifu returned to Murong Tianhua's hands, but his fate may be another setback, because this time Murong Tianhua sued for divorce from Dafuzi.

After Xiao Lu folded in, Uncle Huang took this matter very seriously, and within two months after Xiao Lu was sentenced, Uncle Huang paid 5,000 yuan to bail out all of them. But I can't go back home, and Dafu Xiaolu has become Uncle Huang's sworn friend. Of course, Uncle Huang only takes a fancy to Xiaolu. And Dafuzi, Uncle Huang has no other use to look at him. Just let Dafuzi put the rest of his handiwork of pushing the ball back then, and let him make a living.

When it comes to pushing the pinball, it's a pure trick. It is to set up a small flat table made of maza in the downtown area, and then make four small wooden troughs separated by short wooden planks on the tabletop. One of the side slots holds a table tennis ball held in place by rubber. The remaining three slots are written with the amount of money. When no one came up, the stall owner only flicked with simple words. The ball went into the money trough. Isn't it the same as picking up money when a greedy person sees it? But once the other party presses the money. The stall owner will act very impartially and lift the small table to the money presser, and signal him to play the table tennis ball himself. And the stall owner will hide far, far away. Shows that he doesn't mean to be a ghost in the slightest. In fact, the trick is on that move. At this seemingly impartial little table. On the edge of its table, that is, on the side of the border where the table tennis ball is placed. Whoever puts this. At first glance, it looks like the edge of the groove is cracked and then patched with a canned bottle cap. The reality is that the iron sheet is a special lead sheet. When no one is pressing, the lead skin is flat. But once someone presses the money. It was also at the moment when the stall owner moved the table forward. The stall owner will force the lead skin out of a fold or simply pick up the lead skin a little bit. These money pressers won't notice. However, due to the shape of the lead skin, the normal rolling of the table tennis ball was affected. Therefore, when the ping-pong ball is ejected by the rubber again, it looks like it will go back the way it came. Because of this, the money of the money pressers will be lost to the stall holders.

And after Xiao Lu came out, he looked at these disciples of Uncle Huang, and almost none of them were something that he Xiao Lu could look at. Only Matsu was young at that time. Xiao Lu will also be happy to loosen from time to time, or take Shangsong home to see when he has nothing to do. Because of this, Song knew Murong Tianhua, and after Murong Tianhua divorced, Song still had a relationship with Murong Tianhua.

One day, Murong Tianhua called Song to play mahjong with her, saying that there was a shortage of three and one Song. Loose and idle, of course, on call.

The luck of the loose was quite good that day. When Song won all of Murong Tianhua's money, it was more than four o'clock in the afternoon. Murong Tianhua pushed the mahjong tiles and said, "If I don't play, I've lost all my money." Let Song win. Saying that, Murong Tianhua subconsciously went to the loose trouser leg and patted the trouser pocket that was loaded with money. Song smiled and said, "I didn't win much?" More than a hundred dollars. This money is not enough for people to play a big money. But while Song was still grinning and laughing, Song felt that Murong Tianhua was holding his lower body hard. Song's face was pale, but he still quietly removed Murong Tianhua's iron hand.

Wait for the two mahjong-playing women to disperse. Song said to Murong Tianhua: "Sister-in-law, why did you catch me just now." Murong Tianhua looked directly at Song and said, "Song, you still need to ask." Sister-in-law has taken a fancy to you. After speaking, Murong Tianhua still stared directly into Song's eyes. The look in his eyes seemed to make him loose and swallowed hard. Matsu felt a little embarrassed at this point. Song said: "Sister-in-law, don't look at me." My face is small, and if I look at it again, I'll have to find a crack in the ground to get into. Murong Tianhua simply didn't do anything, she turned around and stopped at the door of her rental house and said to Song: "Song, I've taken a fancy to you." What do you say? Saying that, Murong Tianhua came, and a little bird fell into Song's arms according to the situation.

Matsu had just turned seventeen years old at the time, and although he had been thinking about men and women from time to time, he had never done it. Murong Tianhua fell down, and he was so frightened that he fell back and sat on the bed of this small rental house.

Murong Tianhua pushed the momentum and pressed the pine under him. Song Jiang said with a purple face: "Sister-in-law, you get up." Murong Tianhua looked directly at Song and said, "Song, you really don't understand your sister-in-law's heart." Saying that, Murong Tianhua reached out again and directly put his hand on the loose urine. Matsumoto didn't want to have an affair with Murong Tianhua. Kozon is a man, he is a man who has reached the age of understanding sex. Song turned over violently and pressed Murong Tianhua under him. But see:

The stupid cow pouted its tail first, and the wild fox adjusted its buttocks early in spring. Mandarin ducks have no account, who is afraid of being ugly. The field bed shakes, which asks about reputation. The guy tasted it for the first time, and sweated on his forehead. The is happy, and the luscious and beautiful eyes are guilty**. One thought, the big Dengke and the small Dengke both came to 1. A beauty, the old husband and the new guy can taste it to their heart's content. The wild bull was reckless, and Gen Mountain shook the Yuanyang body. The wild fox is driving, and the water rushes to fly the mother tide. 2 Grass is not a grass, they are all talents. Ugly or ugly, be a girl. Anxious as fire, fast as the wind, throwing guns and fighting. Tightly toss and shake your body, and your breath is relaxed. It's really pitiful, the little **3 child's body is broken early. It's beautiful, and the old widow gets virginity again.

Afterwards, Song lay on his side on Murong Tianhua's side. He saw Murong Tianhua's tears running down his cheeks. Song asked, "Sister-in-law, what are you crying about?" Murong Tianhua wiped away his tears and said, "It's nothing, I'm crying that my life is miserable." Song said: "I also have a hard life, I don't even know who my parents are." Murong Tianhua turned around and looked at Song Dao: "Song, sister-in-law is good to you." You have to be gracious, all right, get up and go. I have to pick up my kids, and it's almost time for my kids to finish kindergarten. "Exactly:

Gorgeous and enchanting is the most bewildering, and it invades the skin and loses the original spirit.

If you know that this is a real demon, there should be many immortal bodies in the world.

He also said:

Twenty-eight beautiful people look like crisps, and they slash fools with a sword in their waists.

Although I don't see people's heads falling, it also makes the bone marrow of the kings wither. 4

1 Da Dengke and Xiao Dengke: Wang Anshi, the prime minister of the Northern Song Dynasty, went to Beijing to take the exam when he was twenty-three years old. Prepare to live in Kaifeng Chengdong's uncle's house. But as soon as he arrived in Dongcheng, he saw a bustling crowd of people in front of the local horseman's house. Wang Anshi looked up and saw a big lantern hanging on the gatehouse of the horseman's house, with a couplet written on it: Jade Emperor Marching, Wind Guns and Rain Arrows, Thunder Flags and Drums, Heaven Testifying.

Wang Anshi was conceited and blurted out: "Okay, yes, yes." ”

At this time, the old housekeeper of the Ma Mansion hurriedly ran over to Wang Anshi and said, "Xianggong, this Shanglian has been pasted for several months. This was originally a couplet from my young lady to my new aunt. But no one can match it. Xianggong is right, please wait a while, I will go and report to my old man and the lord of the family to know. ”

Wang Anshi only said a good right thing because he was happy for a while, but in fact, he was right all of a sudden. Therefore, Wang Anshi was afraid of making a fool of himself in front of people, and he hurriedly went as soon as the housekeeper left.

The next day, everything went smoothly for Wang Anshi in the examination room. He finished the exam paper without much difficulty. Seeing that Wang Anshi was young and promising, the examiner pointed to the flying dragon flag in front of the hall and said: "The dragon king has a banquet, the moon candle and star lamp, the mountain food and sea wine, and the earth is the matchmaker." Then the examiner asked Wang Anshi to pair this couplet.

Wang Anshi suddenly remembered the couplet he saw in the east of the city yesterday. Therefore, Wang Anshi blurted out: "The Jade Emperor marches, the wind spears rain arrows, the thunder flags flash, and the sky testifies"

The examiner was very happy to see that Wang Anshi was quick to think and answer fluently. He promised Wang Anshi in person that he would give Wang Anshi a lot of good words in front of the emperor.

When Wang Anshi returned to his uncle's house in the east of the city. At this time, the housekeeper of the horseman's family was already waiting here. When he saw Wang Anshi coming back, he greeted him with a smile and said, "I have been waiting for a long time, and I hope to give Jialian." Let me reply to the staff. Wang Anshi took out the four treasures of the study and wrote: "The dragon king sets up a banquet, the moon candle and star lamp, the mountain food and sea wine, and the earth is the medium." ”

The horseman saw that Wang Anshi's characters were written with dragons and phoenixes, and the font was strong, and he was very happy about the neatness of the battle. Hurriedly instructed the maid to take it to the inner room and watch it with the young lady. The young lady naturally accepted Wang Anshi's marriage with shame.

Under the management of his uncle, Wang Anshi and Miss Ma got married on a certain date. Just when Wang Anshi and Miss Ma were going to the church to complete their marriage, two newspapers came to report: "Lord Wang's official star is high, and the title of the gold list is high." The champion in the body, go to the Qionglin banquet tomorrow morning, and the emperor will personally summon him. ”

Wang Anshi was overjoyed. Suddenly, the gongs and drums were noisy in the upper and lower part of the horse house, and firecrackers rang out in unison. Wait for Wang Anshi and Miss Ma to worship heaven and earth and enter the cave room. Miss Ma smiled lightly: "Lang Jun is a talented scholar and became famous in one fell swoop. Tonight, there are candles in the cave room again. It's really a big Dengke and a small Dengke, and double happiness is coming. After hearing this, Wang Anshi smiled and said: "Thanks to the good union of the lady, otherwise how could Wang Anshi have double happiness?" After that, Wang Anshi told the housekeeper and the examiner about the right thing.

Miss Ma was suddenly surprised, she didn't expect such a fate. It is to take a pen and write a happy word and hang it at the head of the bed. Wang Anshi took a pen and wrote the word double happiness in his hand to make a big Xi character, and ordered the maid to stick it on the door. And wrote a poem:

Coincidentally, the pair is connected into a red double happiness, and the sky and the earth prove the knot.

The title of the gold list is the night of the cave room, and the small Dengke meets the big Dengke.

Since then, there has been another word in this world. The word "double happiness" for marriage has also spread. It has become an auspicious symbol of festivity.

2 Gen Bagua in Gen is the mountain for the young man, Najia is the soil, Dui is Ze for the girl, Najia is gold, Qianwei is the sky, Najia is gold, Kun is the earth, the earth is the old mother, Najia belongs to the earth, but one white dry and two black Kun, Kun is water, Xun is the wind, the eldest daughter is wood, Zhen is thunder, Najia is wood, Kan is water, Najia is water, and Liwei is fire. There are also shaking bowls, covering bowls, etc., which have nothing to do here.

(3)**: In ancient times, it referred to a beautiful man who was specially used for the pastime of rich women or men.

4 Excerpt from Ming Feng Menglong's "Warning Words"