58 Night thieves are blind and bragged
When the two of us walked into Uncle Huang's living room, Uncle Huang hurriedly bowed and said, "Xiaomei is here." Xiaomei also hurriedly replied: "Uncle Huang is good." Uncle Huang grinned and said, "You see, I said a long time ago that our three sons are not successful, and we must marry a good daughter-in-law." This month, the old man's relatives are all a good match and a bad one, a capable one with a bad one, and one can't. You see what our three sons are doing and they are sloppy and sloppy, but Xiaomei is capable, and our three sons are good wives. ”
After Xiaomei and I sat down, Uncle Huang asked me, "Have you eaten?" I said, "Yes." I asked rhetorically, "Uncle, is there something wrong today?" Uncle Huang said: "It's no big deal, but San'er, let's leave the day after tomorrow." You and Xiaomei stay for two days, and I'll let you know when Uncle leaves. Then Uncle Huang turned around and took out a brown paper envelope from behind the sofa and handed it to Xiaomei: "Xiaomei, you can take the three thousand yuan here, and after a while, Uncle will buy you a family car." I said, "Uncle, they all bought it." Uncle Huang looked at the back room to see if they didn't come out and said, "I asked them about this last night." Why don't you say we don't get money, these dead three biaozi just led them to the police to rob. I'm so confused. It's been three days since I came back, and Sanbiaozi didn't even show his shadow. This scumbag is also a fucking scumbag, you see the plaque given by Yu Lao Wu last time: 'In this particular era, a man who does not enter prison is not a complete man. Tell me how well Lenin said this. These three biaozi have been complete several times, and the donkey has been eggy for a lifetime. Last night I scolded them for a while, and I told them too. If you want to follow the three biaozi, I won't stop you, you will immediately roll up the bedding and roll up from me. You have to be obedient, and your uncle will also make plans for you to start a family. Aren't these little bunnies still pretending to be dead and not getting up? ”
At this time, Xiaomei held the cowhide envelope and said, "Uncle, I have discussed with San'er, I want to buy a computer." I checked in the Internet café, and there were vacancies in Shanxi, our Xuanping, and even the surrounding areas of Beijing. I think if we buy a computer, I will be the general agent in Shanxi, Xuanpingnai and the surrounding areas of Beijing, and it will be impossible to get 180,000 or 35,000 yuan a month. When Uncle Huang heard this, he paused, turned his face and said to me: "San'er, you see that the little Mee is sensible. I have long said that Xiaomei is not the master of sitting at home and eating idle meals. Cheng, how much does Xiaomei have a computer? Xiaomei said: "Uncle, buy a good one for more than 3,000 yuan in the ordinary, if you pour the book, I will have to secure the network cable, and the best estimate is that 5,000 yuan is enough." After hearing this, Uncle Huang said: "Cheng, Xiaomei, you stay first, Uncle doesn't have so much cash in front of him, I'll ask San'er to pick it up later." The two of you just pull the computer home. Then Uncle Huang continued: "But Xiaomei, Uncle has been scared all these years." How sure do you think you are? Xiaomei said: "Uncle, don't worry about this." We use high-tech, Unicom applies for a hidden number, and no one can find us. ”
At this time, Song and the others heard the sound of me and Xiaomei talking, and they all walked out in disgrace. Uncle Huang turned his face to Song and said, "Look at your bear statues, you see how happy a girl is doing things in Xiaomei." If people are missing, they want it directly, and Uncle is happy to spend the money. Look at you again, San'er, you also include you. Don't think I don't know what you're doing behind your backs. You guys! There are many men in the air, and they are not as good as Xiaomei. ”
After coming out of Uncle Huang, Xiaomei and I got the money. The two of us went to more than a dozen electrical appliance stores. In the end, we bought a 4G computer at Yanhui Electric Lenovo* in our county. Then it was to assemble and find the Unicom cable, and we were busy all day.
In the evening, I just wanted to lie down with Xiaomei to relive the warmth of last night, and Sanbiaozi called me and said that he was waiting for me downstairs at my house. I reluctantly got up, and Xiaomei asked, "Who?" I put down the phone and said, "Sanbiaozi, he's waiting for me downstairs." Xiaomei said: "When is it, still looking for you?" You brothers are really. Reluctantly, I cursed, "What the are you going to do?" It's dark and you're still looking for me" But thinking about Sanbiaozi's personality and his influence on Uncle Huang, I turned around and told Xiaomei: "Xiaomei, you go to sleep first, don't wait for me." Then I kissed Mei on the mouth, and Mei hugged my neck to make a long kiss. I broke Xiaomei's hand with all my strength and said, "You sleep, I'll be back in a while if it's okay." Xiaomei saw me go out and said, "It's okay, come back early." ”
I walked out of the hallway and saw a police car with police lights parked in the courtyard. I don't know what is going on, but my mind is in a mess. At this time, I saw Sanbiaozi open the door and get out of the police car.
San Biaozi waved his hand at me, and I hurriedly walked to San Biaozi and said, "San Biaozi, what are you looking for me?" Sanbiaozi opened his mouth and scolded: "Sanzi, I call you Uncle Huang brothers." You don't even call your uncle. San'er, do you still human? I smiled and said, "Sensei said that, when we entered Uncle Huang's house, we were gentlemen, and when we got out of his place, we were all buddies, did you say that it was the third brother." The three biaozi came up to me and gave me an ear scraper and said, "Just you little animals." San'er, get in the car and talk about it. ”
When I got in the car, I saw that Song, Fu Guo, and Chun Peng were all in the back seat, and I was stunned: "Why did you come out again, I'm not afraid of my uncle scolding you." Song said: "Scold, scold, scolding is the same, it doesn't hurt anyway." "Just as Song and I were talking, San Biaozi drove out of our community in this police car.
I asked Sanbiaozi: "Sanbiaozi, where are you going?" Sanbiaozi glanced at me and said, "Sanzi." You will remember it for me later, so that the third uncle will hear it? I said, "Okay, okay, where are you going to be the third uncle?" Sanbiaozi stopped the car in the middle of the road with a foot of the brake, and he said with a tiger face: "Sanzi, you haven't changed the, have you?" Call me Third Uncle. "I was anxious when I saw Sanbiaozi, and I didn't know what to do. At this time, Fu Guo in the back seat said: "When Uncle Huang is there, we will call the third uncle, and when there is no one, we will call the third boss." When San Biaozi heard this, he pursed his lips and smiled: "It's pretty much the same." Then the police car sped out of Ninghe County.
I changed my words and said, "Third boss, where are you going?" Sanbiaozi said: "San'er, I don't mean anything else when I pull you." Your Uncle Huang, that dead kidnapper, keeps calling me these days and saying I'm not. I'm not afraid of him, I'm afraid of breaking my life buddy for many years. Besides, didn't Fu Guo and Song buy cars? San'er, you have been messing with the abductor for a few years, did he buy you a car? I said, "No, but where are you going to go, three bosses?" San Biaozi said: "Pick up the money, loosen you and talk to him." So Songba pulled me who was sitting in the passenger seat, poked his head and said: "San'er, the third boss has a classmate named Liu Guisheng, who was also a figure on the road a few years ago. But people will get rich. He opened a big scrap demolition garage in Yining and Xigou, and now they are familiar with both black and white. A few days ago, our county transportation bureau eliminated a number of police cars that had reached the age of duty. Because Liu Guisheng has a door, these five or six Toyota off-road cars have all entered Liu Guisheng's demolition station. It happened that our third boss had nothing to do and went to him for a drink, so Liu Guisheng left this police car for our third boss. At this time, Song lowered his voice again and said: "Liu Guisheng can't afford to provoke San Biaozi, and he knows that he is now messing with our Uncle Huang, so he didn't even dare to pick up the police lights." He was afraid that Sanbiaozi would burn down his yard. Then Song said loudly: "This car is normal except that there is no siren, and we rely on it these days." ”
Wait for Song to finish. Sanbiaozi asked me: "San'er, where are the abductors taking you for a walk these days?" This guy came back and got him smothered. I said, "I went to Fengning, and Uncle Huang still has an iron ore that Uncle Huang bought a few years ago." He contracted to someone else, and this trip seems to have a problem with the mining license. San Biaozi said: "Dead kidnappers, there are still some people who are making a living." Fengning, I haven't been there yet. I said: "The third boss has never been to Fengning, so let me tell you about the scenery of Fengning." In fact, the real Fengning has nothing but Jiulong Pine, Baiyun Ancient Cave, and Bashang Grassland? Its best place to go is at the junction with our county. At the junction of Ninghe and Fengning, there is a mountain called Ertingling. There I heard that in addition to the cliffs, there were piles of sheep's beard grass. The grass looked so beautiful from a distance. It was really one with the cliff and the sky. The green grass is stunning in autumn. That green yo! In this late autumn solar term, the grass is piled up like a big futon all over the hillside. You can't see it anywhere else. What's even more special is that when we were listening to the ridge, there was a bird called the white-necked crow. The flocks of white-necked crows, each with a small blue flower that resembled a dried plum from the sheep's beard grass, in their beaks. Their locals say that kind of flower is called Luomei. Legend has it that if a man can't marry a daughter-in-law, he just needs to snatch the word from the mouth of the white-necked crow. Then use it to make water to drink, and you will definitely be able to get a good wife in the coming year. Hearing this, San Biaozi said, ", Fengning still has this good place." Let's go tomorrow. This group of people in the province is full of singles. I continued: "Their locals say that if you like a woman from any family, as long as you give her the words and pin it quietly, then she will not marry you." Fu Guo said: "Really? Then let's go in a few days, find a shotgun and kill all those white-necked crows, and let's get a few bags of Luomei back. I looked at Fu Guo's white scarf and said, "No, what people say is that when the male and female of the white-necked crow are holding the same tree and falling plum, the flower is in charge." Sanbiaozi said: "San'er, you have been talking nonsense for a long time." Who has the kung fu to wait for the male and female to get together and then catch it. Besides, isn't this grasp separated again? I said, "The locals know that Luomei is used by white-necked crows to swear love." Therefore, the locals, who have singles in the family, all take out a little white-necked crow in the spring and raise it. In autumn, if the home-raised white-necked jaw happens to be the mother. Just put it in the yard. The male white-necked crow came with a word. San Biaozi said: "I said I can't catch it?" This is the only way to do it. You said that it is not easy to marry a daughter-in-law, and you have to raise a bird. I said, "Not really." Then I said: "After staying in Ertingling, I waited until I arrived at the boundary of Fengning." You just see a dumpster not far from the road. People's environmental protection is much better than ours. In particular, the donor's name is also on the bin. We went down to Tingling and two winding mountain roads. I saw the roadside garbage bin written, Fu Guo recruitment, Komatsu recruitment, Chun Peng recruitment. At this time, Song stretched out his hand from the back seat of the car, snapped a neck and hit the back of my head and said, "There is no little third tomb?" I yelled, "What do you want?" The fundraiser is not the grave of the grave. You're old-fashioned. Sanbiaozi said with a smile: "Listen to San'er, this Fengning still has some new things." I said, "No, why didn't I say the tomb of Sanbiaozi, it didn't." Song glared at the porcelain corns and said, "Look, San'er is going to scold." I said, "Who am I scolding?" I'm talking about reality. Then I said, "After listening to the ridge, we came to the junction between the upper and lower Fengning dams. There are a lot of wind towers with a lot of wind power. It doesn't look big from afar, but when I get to it, the wind tower is tall and tall. San Biaozi said while driving: "Later, we will also pass by the place where there is a wind tower." It's really tall and big. I said, "Look, I'm not talking." I'm talking about reality. Then I said: "When we got off the dam, we saw two lines of big characters sprayed on the stone wall with white paint on the slope of the hill a few kilometers away from us, which read: 'Strive to be a pacesetter and a strong county' and then 'dare to strive to make the first achievement' There is a neon tube clearly flashing a few big words under these two big words. It's too far away to see clearly, though. Fu Guo said: "Then it depends on which leader or the inscription of the current state cadre." Otherwise, how can it make neon tubes. I said, "No, that's what we think." But when we drove to the entrance of the neon tube glowing village, it turned out to be not the inscription of the cadre. The village in Fengning, which is only more than 300 kilometers away from the coastal city of Tangshan, is also a tourist attraction. That's why there's a village that sells seafood for a living, and there are quite a few people who eat it. Almost every house there has a tall, large plaque. What is Chang Kee oysters; Aunt Sun's razor clam meat; Old plum head lobster or something. And the neon tube we see the word from afar, it is parallel to the word "strive to be a pacesetter and strengthen the county, dare to strive to make the first achievement". But when it got there, it was still more than a kilometer away from those words on the mountain. It's just a seafood advertising sign made by people in the village. Just because it is big and high, we look far away from it and "strive to be a pacesetter and a strong county, dare to strive to make the first merit". At this time, Sanbiaozi said: "What is it written?" Say it. I said, "Third uncle, don't be angry when I say it." I'm talking about reality. San Biaozi said: "You said yours, why am I angry?" I said, "When we got to the bottom of the sign, we looked up and saw that the plaque in the farmhouse read: 'Three Biaozi bastards.'" It turned out to be a bastard named Sanbiaozi. ”
As soon as I finished speaking, San Biaozi stretched out his hand and snapped a neck hug, I dodged one side and said, "Third uncle, how can you beat someone?" The one who sells bastards is called Sanbiaozi. What is written on the sign is the three biaozi bastards. At this time, Fu Guo and Song were all happy to go away. Sanbiaozi also smiled and said, "San'er, it's San'er." San'er is different from others. Your third uncle, I see San'er's cleverness. Ah! Listen to Ling, the words fell, Xiaosong Tomb, Fuguo Tomb, and this bastard, who the hell are you blind? As he spoke, he drove with his left hand and pumped at me with his right hand.
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