Chapter 278: Bastard, Give Me Back My Ideal Painting Style
On the path leading to Lanruo Temple, Xu Xian and the four of them encountered a little monk who had lost his name.
The five of them didn't use any magical powers, and just walked in the direction where Lanruo Temple was located step by step.
The early morning sun is just right, the warm breeze of the first day blows lightly, and the warm sun shines on the body, making pedestrians feel lazy.
After walking for four or five miles, the road was blocked by mountains on both sides, and only a narrow mountain road remained.
Suddenly, there was a strange sound on the hillsides on both sides, and in the rustling sound, a bald man popped out.
"Phew! This mountain is opened by me, and this tree is ...... This tree ...... What is this tree coming from? ”
The big man jumped out and stopped in front of Xu Xian and the little monk, and after shouting a jargon with a loud voice like a rainbow, the second sentence just shouted two words, and suddenly got stuck there.
After being stuck twice, the big man seemed to recognize the fact that his brain was not enough, and turned his head to look at the little brother behind him, who had already rushed down the hillside.
"Big boss, I planted this tree."
Behind him, a dog-headed bandit who looked like a military advisor walked up and whispered in the ear of the bald bandit.
"Yes, I planted this tree."
After saying that, the bald man turned his head and continued to look at the kobold military division, the kobold military division looked at him with the same gaze, and the bald thief glared back.
The kobold military advisor had a question mark in his head, "Big boss? ”
Seeing that his own military advisor didn't get his intentions, the big boss glared, "And then?" ”
"And then?"
The dog-headed military advisor was stunned for a moment, wasn't his own boss temporarily stuck?
"The big boss, if you want to live from now on, stay and buy road money."
"Yes!" The big boss turned his head and looked at Xu Xian and the five little monks.
"This mountain is my carrying, this road is my ......"
The bald thief wanted to continue his lines, but was pulled back a few steps by the dog-headed military advisor covering his face.
"The big boss, I opened this mountain, and I carried this tree."
When he said this, the dog-headed military advisors all looked faceless.
He couldn't help but wonder a little, with such a big boss, can he really make any difference?
The bald bandit blinked, "That...... What did I just say? ”
Kobold Strategist: "......"
"I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from here, leave it to buy road wealth."
Just when the two were still struggling with whether the bald thief had said something wrong just now, a serious voice sounded in their ears.
"That's right! This mountain is my open, this tree is me, it is me..... What am I coming from? ”
"No matter!"
Dahan waved his hand, and he didn't care if his official words were right or not, whoever prescribed the bandits must be able to shout this.
From today onwards, regardless of whether there is this rule among the bandits or not, this rule has changed!
Dahan is obviously not a thief, or his brain is not very bright, just four short sentences, back and forth, several times failed to say it right.
After pretending to fail again, Dahan seemed to give up the treatment, and directly waved his hand and looked at the five people in front of him, "You can leave ten taels of silver for each of you and leave." ”
The little monk looked at the bandit calmly, "It's the first time you've been a bandit, right?" ”
Hearing this, the bald thief scratched his head embarrassedly, "Yes, how do you know." ”
"Why do you do this?"
"It's not that the first year is bad, and there is no food left at home."
"Just you people to grab things?"
"Just ......"
Suddenly, the bald thief found that he seemed to be being taken into rhythm, and suddenly waved the long knife in his hand, "Don't talk nonsense, either hand over ten taels of silver per person, or ......"
Speaking of this, the bald bandit froze again, and turned his head to look at the dog-headed military division, "Military division, if they don't pay the silver.... What are we going to do? ”
"Big boss, if you don't pay the money, you don't care if you kill or bury it!"
The big man's eyes widened suddenly, "Murder? People just don't give us money, why should we kill people? ”
"Big boss, it's not really killing, let's just scare and scare them."
"And what if they don't listen?"
"That ....."
Boom!
Without waiting for the kobold military advisor to reply, a sound of landslides and ground cracks exploded in the ears of the two of them.
Subconsciously, the two of them shrank their necks, turned their heads to look, and saw that on the hillside on their side, there was a big pit that could bury their brothers into arhats.
Turning his head to look ahead, he saw that the little monk who was blocked by them on the road was calmly withdrawing his hand, as if the movement that frightened the dog-headed military master just now was not caused by him.
"I can't even speak official words, and I still learn to be a bandit!"
The little monk withdrew his hand, folded his hands in front of his chest, and looked at the stunned group of thieves with a calm expression.
Hearing this, the bandits felt very aggrieved.
No one has to have a first time, doesn't they? It's also the first time in their lives that they've been robbed by bandits, so there's always a stage of adaptation.
What's more, it's not like they won't be able to say it, didn't their military advisor just say it right?
"That...... I'm going to say we'll jump out and surprise you, and now that the surprise is over, we're ready to go back to the mountain, can you let us go back? ”
Listening to the little monk's contempt, the bald thief was a little ashamed, considering the little monk's combat power, the bald thief felt that his legs and stomach were a little spinning.
Their flesh and blood are as hard as the grass, trees, bamboos, and stones on the mountain?
Considering various factors, the bald man feels that at this moment, cowardice is definitely not a shameful thing.
The little monk looked at the bald man and smiled without saying a word.
"That.... I'm going to say we're acting, don't you believe it? ”
The little monk still smiled and said nothing.
"Haha, what's that.... If it's okay, we'll go first, excuse me! ”
Being laughed at by the little monk and feeling a little furious, the bald thief scratched his big bald head shining in the sun, turned around and prepared to run away with his little brothers.
Swish!
I didn't see any movement from Xiao Heshan, I didn't see any weapons on his body, so abruptly, a long sword was on the neck of the little monk.
"Master! Master spare your life! ”
It turns out that the bald bandit has a heart completely different from his appearance, and in the present, he is faster than anyone else in the face of this long sword.
Of course, there may also be reasons why this long sword is around his neck and not on someone else's.
"When will you be able to speak the official language neatly, and when will you speak well again."
The little monk seemed to hate the disrespectful people very much, and the long sword was on the neck of the bald bandit, and he said in a flat and unquestionable tone.
Bald man: "......"
"I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree."
"This tree is my ......"
“......”
"Leave the money to buy the road.
So, for the next period of time, such a special melody continued to sound on the narrow mountain road.
It wasn't until a long time later, when the little monk checked that the last thief had recited correctly, that he nodded with satisfaction, and arranged for a group of bandits to move the mountain rock he had just knocked down from the mountain road, and the five of them walked over from this bandit stronghold unimpeded.
After a few moments, the bald demon was finally gone, and the bald bandit let out a long sigh of relief.
Turning around, looking at the expressions of the little brothers as if they had been collectively reincarnated, the bald thief gritted his teeth, "Who hasn't failed yet, don't worry if the first business fails, come back tomorrow!" ”
......
Finally, after a bandit ransack, the five of them arrived at the destination of the trip - Lanruo Temple.
Standing in front of Lanruo Temple, looking at the dilapidated temple, the little monk can finally determine that the place he is looking for is this Lanruo Temple.
It's just that Lanruo Temple was found, but why he wanted to find Lanruo Temple and what he was going to do after arriving at Lanruo Temple, so far, he didn't know anything.
Ignoring the little monk's cute appearance, standing in front of Lanruo Temple, Xu Xian felt a demonic aura that was not weak, floating from Lanruo Temple.
Obviously, the thousand-year-old tree demon that Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing mentioned before should be behind this Lanruo Temple.
"It's nice to have friends from afar!"
Just when Xu Xian and the others were looking at Lanruo Temple, a loud voice came from the dilapidated Lanruo Temple.
"Confucians?"
Hearing the voice, Xu Xian's first reaction was that in this Lanruo Temple, there was a Confucian Confucian student.
It's just that when a certain door in Lanruo Temple was pulled open from the inside, revealing the true faces of the people living inside, Xu Xian's face was full of confusion.
With a full beard and unruly long hair, he is two meters tall, and he is a rugged man.
Such a person could be a Confucian monk?
Confucianist...... It's really suitable for meat and vegetables, and it's not taboo!
"I heard the magpie cry early in the morning, and it turned out that a noble person had come to the door.
Today, we welcome all Taoist friends, and the humble house is really full of splendor! ”
The bearded man came out of the room, bowed to several people, and said with a smile on his face that would scare a child into crying.
Xu Xian: "......" Looking at a pretending Confucian monk with a beard like a chimpanzee chewing words in front of him, do you know how strong that sense of disobedience is?
He doesn't know about others, but he knows anyway..... The illusion of Confucianism in his heart was almost shattered at this moment.
"Poor Dao Yan Chixia, I don't know where all your fellow Daoists are going, why did they come from?"
As if ignoring Xu Xian's tangled expression, Yan Chixia walked closer and asked a few people.
Poor road?
When these two words came out, Xu Xian noticed that what the bearded man was wearing was indeed a dress that had been repaired I don't know how many times, and the patches had completely covered the original style of the clothes...... Taoist robes.
It turned out to be a Taoist monk, not a Confucian.
In this way, if there is such a style of painting, he will be more acceptable in his heart..... What a fart!
Imagine in your mind that a bear is wearing a Taoist robe and stepping on auspicious clouds to fly away from the sky, and a flying sword is thousands of miles away to take the enemy's first name.
Taoist monks, shouldn't they all be immortal wind bones?
The painting style of this Yan Dao Chang seems to be a little wrong!
At this time, Xu Xian felt that not only Confucianism, but also Taoism's beautiful image in his heart had almost been destroyed.
Bastard! Give me back my ideal style!