Chapter 521: The Queen Arrives
"The pizza you wanted."
When parking downstairs, the black beetles of Fourteen Niang and Nightshade also came on their heels.
"It smells so good."
Fourteen Niang in the co-pilot didn't even open the door before she burst out of the window, took today's dinner from Xia Yu's hand, and sniffed the happy look on her face.
Cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and my foxes still eat things that people eat, Xia Yu shook his head, wasn't it just a family bucket to cheat back.
Compared with the foodie of Fourteen Niang, the nightshade who just parked the car is much more reserved.
"How's it going, is there anything unusual about Pollock Street?"
In the elevator, Xia Yu asked casually.
"Woo~Woo~Woo~."
Probably meant a delicious whimper, Xia Yu looked at Fourteen Niang who had her head buried in the pizza box and had a headache, maybe he shouldn't have asked her at this time, but fortunately, the nightshade on the side directly picked up his words.
"It's okay, it's just that the cosmic worm Jeff at the intersection of Metro No. 3 doesn't know what to eat, and it's already thicker than the subway."
"Jeff?"
Xia Yu remembered this alien insect with a small yellow flower on his head, and he played a lot of roles in the movie.
"Isn't he a garbage eater?"
"Yes, but I've modeled and calculated the Red Queen, and the heat contained in that garbage can't support it to grow so big."
When it comes to work, Nightshade is very serious, as an ancient person, Xia Yu's modernization of her is still very successful, except for some personality aspects are still the same as before, but the use of high technology is no longer a problem at all.
The detailed data was directly projected in the elevator by nightshade, but Xia Yu looked at it and directly dispersed it.
"I can see that you are working hard, but they are alien creatures, and there are a lot of unscientific places, and we can't use the physical constants of the real world to analyze them many times."
is more really into the tip of the horns, Xia Yu was like this when he first entered the film and television world, but later experience told him that most of the time the data provided by the Red Queen can only be used as a reference, if you accept it all, it doesn't matter if one or two worlds are accepted, but after a long time, I am afraid that the road of crossing will be terminated early.
"So what should we do?"
Although the small book was not taken out, Nightshade still looked at Xia Yu very seriously.
"Three points of stats, three points of experience, four points of luck!"
Crossing is a very lucky thing, although there is no mortal game, but what if you encounter a game that is not dead or alive? Even if you are lucky to survive, don't think about the benefits or anything, but fortunately, Xia Yu only encountered one or two times in such a situation.
The expression on Long Kui's face was a little complicated after hearing this, as if he was thoughtful but didn't grasp the most important thing, and the fourteen niang on the side was eating Zhenghuan, and a 16-inch double-spelled pizza was eaten up before the elevator arrived.
When she cast her eyes on Xia Yu's hand, another copy, she was directly slapped on the head by Xia Yu.
"Eat less, look at other nightshades, eat less than you all day long, and do more things than you."
"Hmph, why do you know so much, are you afraid of getting lost if you follow your brother?"
A sycophant slapped Xia Yu silently, I have to say that this thing is really talented, and being a minion is definitely a good hand.
"Then divide you another quarter, and you'll only have one left."
While the three of them were struggling to go home, a spaceship that was only more than 30 centimeters tall jumped into the solar system and flew quickly in the direction of the earth.
The size of this spaceship is that the previous Ankari people are afraid that it will be too small! It's hard to imagine that this could be the car of Selena, the evil queen of the planet Carloser.
The "Men in Black" trilogy is more or less related to the Zerg in the universe, but the Zerg is also very large, divided into many civilizations, many races, the one wearing human skin in the first part is the beetle family, and in the second part, Jeff in the subway belongs to the worm family, and the big boss belongs to the more advanced tentacle reptiles.
This is also the reason why they were able to merge after she was eaten by Jeff.
It's just a few days and nights, and the covertly spacecraft finally entered the earth's orbit, but because Xia Yu did not release the space A network, the A network that existed in 1997 also disappeared directly from everyone's memory, as if it had never appeared.
So at this moment, the Earth's defense is only the four electromagnetic railguns disguised as space junk in geosynchronous orbit, but it is so small that the cosmic radar can't scan the target at all, so the spacecraft is the same as the original book, and no one is alarmed and lands in Central Park.
The teleportation light lit up, and an alien caterpillar landed on the soft dirt.
This size, this size, it looks like you can step on it to death with one foot! If anyone passing by dares to do this, then he will definitely be sucked by this "caterpillar" and there is only a layer of skin left, and there is not even a bone left in it.
Fortunately, no one passed by here on this big night, and even the homeless people in the park had already found a deck chair, ready to survive the cold night.
The caterpillar squirmed its little body and came to the trash can, and the cold wind blew open the cover of a brochure on the floor, and the hot and sexy pictures were flipped through until the last Asian woman was flipped through.
Sure enough, the butterfly's wings flapped a little more, and the details became completely different.
"Whoosh~Whoosh~Whoosh~"
The caterpillar's body split in two directions in an instant, shooting out countless thick tentacles from the opening, and then coiled together like a snake, like a cocoon that gave birth to a new life, again, this is not scientific at all, the extra part of the transformer from a car to a robot is not as arrogant as her.
"Your Excellency, the Central Park drop-off monitor has not been detected."
Xia Yu, who came to work at the MIB headquarters the next day, received a report from the Red Queen.
"None? Stumped that Selina hasn't arrived on Earth yet? ”
The space A network is gone, and there will naturally be no alarm for UFOs invading the earth, so Xia Yu at this moment can't determine whether the femme fatale queen has come or not.
Obviously, the original work as a reference is invalid here, because of Xia Yu's previous series of actions. This is especially true in the later stages of the film and television world, and he has not encountered such problems without this, so it is time to activate the backup plan.
"Hey, Agent X, your trusty colleague Agent F greets you."
A Shar Pei dog in a black suit walked over with his tail wagging his tail, raised his paw and gave a nondescript military salute, and raised his eyes to see Agent J with a helpless face behind him.
"Don't look at me like this, Brother Worm can't pretend to be a dummy even if four people stack Arhats, and Frank is really not as good as them except for being able to take it out."
"Hey Agent J, please call me code name F during working hours, if you can, please add the honorific title of the detective, and if I'm still here, you can talk bad about me, isn't it a little immoral."
"Take off your suit and don't speak, or I'll get you back to your mailroom right away."
"Okay, good, if you don't say it, you won't say it."
Dog things are still dog things after all, your uncle is still your uncle after all, looking at this pair of living treasures, Xia Yu, who couldn't cry or laugh, didn't know what to say.
"You fired you without seeing T for two days?"
Jeff Worm's Metro Line 3 is on Pollock Street, which is supervised by Fourteen Niang, so Xia Yu is very interested in how T was fired this time.
"T is too reckless, when investigating the Manhattan alien counterfeit money case, he blew off Jack Gibault's head twice, and it turned out that it was the old Wang next door who did it, I don't know why, now there are more and more aliens pretending to be Chinese."
"Maybe there are a lot of immigrants!"
Xia Yu didn't quite understand this phenomenon, but this time happened to be the peak of Asian immigration.
"So he's not even as good as Frank."
"I'm embarrassed that you're praising me like that, but why doesn't it feel like there's something wrong?"
"Shut up."
Frank's two front paws directly covered his mouth, it was not easy to work at the MIB headquarters, let alone become an agent, although Frank was a bit cheap, he didn't want to go back and sell newspapers.
"X, J, F, all come to my office for a meeting!"
Although MIB has a liaison, Boss Z prefers to shout loudly through the office door, perhaps this is more reflective of his leadership identity.
"Yes."
I thought it was just an ordinary regular meeting in the morning, but this time Xia Yu obviously thought about it.
"What? There was a homicide on Chunquan Road. ”
"Well, we just got the news that the deceased is an alien, and the murderer is also an alien, but why are you so shocked?"
Boss Z didn't understand Xia Yu's reaction.
"Oh, I've been to this pizzeria, and their pizza tastes great."
Realizing his gaffe, Xia Yu hurriedly said, but this news was really beyond his expectations, but he didn't expect that Selena had no news, and the boss here was killed, so the matter was basically confirmed, Selena has come, but the place where she settled may not be Central Park.
"Then it's a pity, you probably won't be able to eat their pizza again, the person who was killed was the owner of the pizza shop, and the witness who called the police was a female clerk, since you have been to this shop, then this case will be handed over to you, J and F, you go back first!"
Boss Z originally assigned tasks according to the situation, but since Xia Yu knew some of the situation, the errand was naturally handed over to him.
Xia Yu's backup plan is to arm the two-headed man, the one with the big head and the small head, and he sent the news of Sata's light to Selena, so as soon as Selina comes to Earth, she will look for him, but apparently Xia Yu is still a step late.
"But this errand was originally J's, am I ruining J's first relationship in so many years?"
Xia Yu remembered that until 2011, J was still living alone, and if the man in black had a other half, it meant that he would retire, so J persuaded T to find a wife and have a son.
Xia Yu can only say sorry in his heart for this matter, but he will leave the earth at midnight tomorrow, and this relationship will end in nothing no matter what.
"Nightshade, Fourteen Niang, go to Chunquan Road, come to live."
shouted at the communicator, Xia Yu also took the elevator to the garage, but he could see that his steps were very light, this may be the last task in this world, after staying up for so long and finally leaving, can he not be happy?
"But we still have to stand on the last shift."
When he got to the car, Xia Yu calmed down, and he directly pressed the red button on the handbrake.
"Ka~Ka~~"
The elongated Lincoln twisted and deformed, the turbojet engine peeked out from the rear, and the folded body became transparent.
It is actually a stealth special edition, this is already Xia Yu's third car, and it is naturally customized according to his requirements, compared with the flying method of Iron Man in his suit with swan steps and fluttering hands, driving is undoubtedly another experience.
"Boom~~"
The tail flame flicked, and Xia Yu accelerated along the ring-shaped wall to the top of his head.
The world of "Men in Black" can also stage fast and furious, in the traffic that becomes a little crowded near noon, the drivers who drive slowly only feel a wind blowing, and their bodies are shaking weirdly, what is the situation?
"Three minutes."
Stepping on the brakes, Xia Yu glanced at his watch, although it can fly, but it is still a car after all, it is a car that naturally has brakes, and the extreme speed of Mach 5 is so fast that it stops, and it only takes 0.3 seconds to step on the brakes.
When Xia Yu got out of the car, he saw a deformed Beetle.
"You're late."
"Liar, it's clear that you got the news first."
How could Fourteen Niang admit defeat so easily?
"Okay, seriously, this may be our last case in this world."
The jokes have also been made, it's time to get serious, they all say that serious men are the most handsome, but it's a pity that these two goods can't be evaluated objectively and fairly, Xia Yu can only bury this handsomeness in his heart, after all, a married man can't mess around in the film and television world, you must know that there are "undercover" agents around him.
"Oh."
Xia Yu took the lead and walked in, and the layout of the pizza shop was still the same as usual, but the boss turned into two human skins and fell to the ground.
There is not even a single corpse left, which shows Selina's brutality, the ray pistol that can solve most of the aliens in the movie is useless to the deformed Selina, which shows how strong her strength is, Xia Yu should think carefully about how to solve this scourge.
On the other side, the two junior agents of the Floor Washing Force were questioning Laura, and Xia Yu led Fourteen Niang and Long Kui over.
"Sir."
"Well, you guys go out first, and I'll talk to Miss Laura."
Waving her hand to let the two junior agents leave, Laura still looked frightened, if it was an ordinary armed robbery, she could still accept it, because such things are very common here, but it was the first time she had seen a person with two heads, one big and one small.
“X? How could it be you? ”
When Xia Yu came over, Laura found that the chief in the mouth of these agents would actually be someone she knew, although she received a lot of guests every day, but only Xia Yu was called an agent in a suit, so she also remembered it.