44, Raid
Luo Bei stared at Deadpool for a long time, and looked at it for a long time until his eyes began to sour, and Deadpool still didn't say anything: "Okay, do you need me to say thank you?" β
"Of course, no thanks. Also, you lost just now! β
"Who cares about winning or losing! It's better than yesterday, and I'm solving one more than you! So I won. Luo Bei rubbed his sour eyes.
"Wrong! Yesterday we were tied! Don't forget the last fat man! Deadpool turned his face to look at Luo Bei, and his tone of voice was unusually serious.
"You're still so shameless!" Luo Bei didn't bother to take care of Deadpool anymore, closed his eyes and leaned back on the chair, continuing to close his eyes and recuperate.
After a while, Deadpool didn't say a word for a long time, Luo Bei opened his eyes strangely, and found that Deadpool was actually clasping a piece of chewing gum stuck to the roof of the car with his hand.
And the chewing gum that was buckled off stuck to Deadpool's hand, and I saw him shake it and shake it, and actually threw the chewing gum to the car window on Luo Bei's side.
Then he reached over and wiped the gum off the window.
"Shit, Deadpool, you're disgusting."
"How can you blame me for this, it's so boring to ride in the car!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Deadpool climbed into the front and rear windows of the compartment.
As he crawled, he said to the driver of Indian origin, "Hey, buddy, come and help." β
The driver looked at Deadpool helplessly, probably never seen such a strange guy: "Sorry, I'm driving...... So, you know, I can't take my hands off the wheel. β
At this time, Deadpool had already drilled through the window, sat in the passenger seat, and pointed to the photo of the girl on the driver's keychain: "She's beautiful." β
"Ah, her name is Geeta, and she's my fiancΓ©e. But she's been obsessed with my cousin Bandu lately. β
The driver smiled bitterly and pouted: "Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that although Bandu is a scumbag, he is indeed very charming, and I am even thinking about whether to give up or not." β
"Hey, man. I suddenly realized that everything that happened today was predestined. After speaking, he turned his head and looked at Luo Bei in the back row: "Except for you!" β
Turning back, Deadpool continued, "Because I know that when love comes, the whole world will be filled with the fragrance of daffodils.
In your life, there will be a lot of joy. So remember, don't give up on your love! When you get home, kill that scumbag cousin of yours and take back your love. β
"Hey, Deadpool, isn't it good that you're instigating others to commit crimes like this?" Luo Bei couldn't listen to it in the back seat.
"Shut up, you single dog!"
βFXXKοΌβ Luo Bei felt that he had been hurt by 10,000 tons.
As soon as he spoke, the taxi drove onto the overpass. As the car drove to the top of the overpass, Deadpool shouted, "Stop!" β
The driver was startled by Deadpool, subconsciously slammed on the brakes, and parked the car on the overpass. Then he glanced at the meter: "Thirteen dollars in total." β
Deadpool opened the car door and said solemnly, "Man, you know, I never have money on me when I go out to work." The main thing is that the dress is too tight and will look very ugly once you put it on your wallet. β
said with his right hand: "Let's just give us a high-five, I wish you can win back Geeta's peace of mind as soon as possible." Luo, grab our ammo and get ready to work! β
"Ammunition? What ammunition? Luo Bei looked at Deadpool with a confused expression.
"You didn't take it? You didn't even take the ammo? Deadpool looked terrified, covering his cheeks with his hands.
At this time, the driver lowered the window: "Mr. Deadpool, do you need me to take you back?" β
"No, it's too late, that's it." After speaking, he jumped lightly and stood on the guardrail of the overpass.
"Luo, the convoy will come over in a while, you will give me fire support here, I will go down there and assault, this time I must catch this damn rabbit."
"You let me, with two small pistols, give you fire support?" Luo Bei's face was ridiculous.
The pistol's range is inherently short, which has little to do with the skill itself, but the length of the barrel, which limits the pistol's long-range hitting ability.
Under normal circumstances, the effective range of the pistol is only about 50 meters, and the bullet will flutter beyond this distance, and the hit rate will drop significantly.
"No problem, you and I, two people have four pistols, a total of 24 rounds, enough! Besides, we have three knives that will not be a problem at all. β
As he spoke, he saw a convoy of black off-road vehicles coming from the direction behind Luobei under the overpass, mixed with several motorcycles.
"They're coming, get ready!" With that, Deadpool waited for the moment the convoy drove over, took a step forward, and jumped off the overpass.
Deadpool's time was just right, and he directly stepped on the sunroof of an off-road vehicle, and the whole person got into the car.
Luo Bei didn't care about anything else, took out his pistol, and took advantage of the distance to shoot directly at the wheels of the car.
After more than a year of actual combat training, Luo Bei's marksmanship is no longer the rookie he was a year ago. A shot blew up the left front wheel of the car that hit the head.
The sudden puncture made the car deflect to the left sharply, and the driver subconsciously hit the steering wheel to the right. Luo Bei was waiting for this opportunity, and fired two shots in succession, blowing up all the two wheels on the right side.
The car finally lost control, and the whole body turned sideways.
At the same time, the car that Deadpool got into suddenly began to speed up, and slammed into the waist of the head car, and the huge impact force directly knocked the car over.
The force of the car's tumbling force threw one of the thugs out of the door, and the flesh slapped on the road sign in a blur, and then the broken clothes hung the rotten flesh on it and rippled in the wind.
The tragic car accident in front made the convoy behind slowly stop. The doors opened, and in each car, four or five armed violent people got out.
These people did not find out that Luo Bei, who was hidden on the overpass. Each of them held a submachine gun and slowly approached the car where Deadpool was hiding.
Luo Bei carefully observed the mercenaries below. As they entered the intersection of their own and Deadpool's firepower, they instantly stood up and pressed the trigger with both hands.
Luo Bei's current marksmanship is also quite the style of Deadpool a year ago. Like the roll call of the Grim Reaper, with every gunshot, a mercenary must fall to the ground.
The mercenary, who knew that he had been ambushed, reacted very quickly, immediately crouched down, and used the car blocked on the road as a cover to hide.