105, Joker Game (100 votes plus more)
Luo Bei looked at the clown looking down on the terrace, and said strangely: "What gave you the courage to dare to stand in front of me directly?" Aren't you afraid that I'll shoot you to death? You know, I'm not like Batman, I'm going to kill. ”
The clown put down his right hand, shook his head and looked at Luo Bei and said, "I think since you didn't kill me last time, then at least give me a chance to speak this time."
And wouldn't the world be lacking a lot of fun without me? Like you said, it's just too easy for you to kill me outright. So this time, I have prepared a new gambling game for you. ”
After speaking, he raised his hand and shot it, shattering the floor-to-ceiling glass on the opposite side. A figure hanging in the air behind the glass was revealed, and it was none other than his girlfriend, Harley Quen, who was the harley quint.
Harley Quinn isn't in a good state right now. A wide tape was firmly attached to his mouth, and his hands were trapped together by the rope, hanging from the outside of the building with a rope the thickness of his index finger, and his body swayed from side to side with the wind blowing between the tall buildings.
"Didn't you say you were interested in her? So let's target her, but first of all, I have a remote control on my body that detonates a bomb when it gets an electric shock or can't feel my pulse. ”
As he spoke, he tugged at the rope in his hand, and the ornaments on one of the load-bearing pillars fell off, revealing a whole circle of bombs tied inside.
"Of course, there is another way to detonate the bomb, when I press the remote control, the bomb will explode after five seconds, and at the same time, the rope on Harry's body will be released, so are you going to save Harry, or will you save this whole floor?"
Luo Bei looked at the little clown girl who was hanging in the air outside the window, her nose was blue and her face was swollen, and she looked embarrassed and said, "It seems that my discord plan has worked?" You're so rough with your girlfriend, what an incomprehensible guy. ”
The clown shook his finger and pointed to the clown who was hanging outside and swaying in the wind and said, "There may be some problems with your understanding, scavengers." I am Hallie's faith, she used to say that she could die for me, so now the opportunity to be martyred. ”
Luo Bei looked at the embarrassed clown girl hanging in the air in surprise: "Ha, I didn't expect your faith to be so cheap, what is this guy?" ”
Seriously, Luo Bei said this with a bit of a gritted tooth. When he saw Harley Quinn for the first time before, Luo Bei was really amazed by her appearance.
No matter how many things Luo Bei has experienced before, he is still a poor dick who has just entered society.
In the more than twenty years before him, he had never seen such a wild and unrestrained beauty. So as soon as they met, Luo Bei felt that his spring had come.
So the inexplicable dedication before was not without a bit of sincerity.
And now I suddenly heard the clown say that he is actually the faith of a beautiful woman?! Luo Bei's anger when he heard this didn't come out, if he was Sith Ledger, Luo Bei would endure it.
But who knows which dimensional crack this green-haired guy jumped out of the crack of the dimension! How dare you claim to be a beautiful woman?
So Luo Bei couldn't help but secretly decide: "Little one, didn't you say that you are the belief of the Harley Girl?" It's so good, I'm worried about what to do.
Isn't this just the sleepy someone who sent a pillow, and I also trampled his faith in front of the Harley Quinn girl! It doesn't matter if you can't smash it once, there are two, three, four times. I'm going to have to drive the clown crazy! Oh yes, this guy is already a lunatic. ”
Luo Bei was secretly deciding there, and the clown looked at Luo Bei, who had not reacted for a long time, and said again: "Okay, now that the rules have been introduced, then the game begins!" ”
After saying that, the clown pressed the remote control in his hand, and the timer on the load-bearing column immediately showed the word 00:05, and then immediately changed to 00:04, and the timer had begun.
At the same time, there was a slight explosion on the rope that tied the harley quinn, and the rope broke in response to the explosion, and the harley quinquin's fluttering figure immediately fell.
Luo Bei was directly dumbfounded when he looked at the clown girl who fell in front of him, and glanced at the clown: "Fog grass!" You're really playing! A madman is a madman! ”
After saying that, he turned around and jumped out of the building with a leap, chasing Harley Quinn away.
And when the clown looked at the count to three, he raised his hand and smashed the glass next to him with another shot, turned to the hostages downstairs and shouted: "It seems that your superhero has given up on you!" With that, he prepared to jump out of the building.
However, as if Luo Bei's existence was just to slap the clown in the face, just as the clown was about to jump out of the window to escape, Luo Bei's figure flashed back into the hall again.
I saw him grasp the unconscious Harley Quinn with one hand, and with the other hand pressed on a circle of explosives on the pillar, and the countdown was counting to zero at this moment.
However, the clown was surprised that the bomb that had been counted to zero did not explode at this moment, but was still obediently attached to the pillar as if mocking the clown.
"Curious how the bomb didn't explode, clown? I'm wondering, why would you choose a remote-controlled bomb when you know I can control the current? Even if you use a lead, it's better than an electric current to detonate. Oh, I forgot, it seems like TNT can only be detonated with electricity. ”
As he spoke, Luo Bei put down the clown girl he was holding in his hand and pulled out a pistol from his waist: "Do you still have any backhand that you haven't used now?" If not, you're going to say goodbye to the world. ”
Before the words fell, Luo Bei pulled the plate machine in his hand, and the bullet directly penetrated the clown's left shoulder, and by the way, shattered another piece of glass behind him.
However, the clown who was hit by Luo Bei was not angry, but laughed weirdly again: "Hahaha, you gave me a new surprise, and in return, I will also send you a surprise." ”
As soon as the words fell, the clown girl who was thrown to the ground by Luo Bei suddenly opened her eyes, her eyes were firm and cold, she took out a dagger from her boots and stabbed Luo Bei's back viciously.
"Ahh Lao Tzu's waist! "Luo Bei, who is CN, was blown up by someone! This made Luo Bei extremely angry, grabbed the placket of the clown girl's chest, and said quietly but viciously.
"He's done this to you, and you're still helping him? Are you an M? Very good! Since you regard him as a faith, then I will smash your faith with my own hands in front of you! Let you see with your own eyes how your faith perished! ”
After saying that, he used a force in his hand, tore off the rope that bound the bomb, carried Harley Quinn in his left hand, and carried a long string of explosives in his right hand, and left the hall of the exhibition with a teleportation. After a while, a violent explosion was heard in the wind.