"Little White Dragon, you come out.

Don't hide in there and keep quiet, I know you're inside.

You have the ability to eat the wild boar of the poor monk, and you have the ability to come out and ride for the poor monk! ”

Standing on the edge of the Eagle Sorrow Stream, Tang Sanfu crossed his waist with one hand and pointed at the water surface of the Eagle Sorrow Stream with the other and scolded.

Great Sage: "......" MMP, so ashamed, I want to kick this shameful guy into the water.

At the bottom of the water, the white dragon looked at the wild boar that had fallen to his side and had been drowned by the river, feeling that his brain was blank.

Is this still the innocent, lovely, kind and selfless Tang San funeral back then?

My Tang San's funeral can't be so shameless!

"Whoa!"

The water column rose to the sky, and a beautiful white dragon with a body like white jade rose from the water.

"Little White Dragon, you still dare to come out, you were ordered by the Bodhisattva to wait for the poor monk to take you to form a group to learn the scriptures, and now the master has not been defeated and ate the poor monk's mount Bai ..... Mount Boar, you said this should be ..... Should...... The~"

Tang San's voice became lower and lower, and his momentum became weaker and weaker.

When the white dragon turned into a human form and fell to the ground, standing beside Tang Sanburi with a black face, Tang Sanbury couldn't say the word anymore.

"You..... You, you, you, you, you ......"

Raising his hand, Tang Sanfu's fingers were a little trembling and pointed at the white dragon.

"Me? I'm me, I'm me, I'm me? ”

The white dragon pointed at himself with a dark face, "What am I?" ”

"I.... I'm ......" Tang San's eyes widened, and his eyes protruded as he looked at the white dragon.

Bai Long knocked on Tang San's big bald head, "You? You, you? What are you doing? ”

Great Sage: "....." Are you talking about tongue twisters?

Or ..... In the pair of codes?

"White ..... White Dragon ..... Sister? ”

was flicked a brain melon, and Tang San's head made a clanging sound of gold and iron.

His eyes were still wide as he looked at the white dragon, Tang Sanfu couldn't describe how messy his heart was at this moment.

"Hey, little monk, don't you know me?"

Bai Long, who was called Sister Bailong, pointed a finger at his nose, staring at Tang Sanfu with big watery eyes, and Qin Xianglian looked at Chen Shimei with a heartbroken heart.

Tang Sanfu: "......" eldest sister, what the hell is your expression of being abandoned by the poor monk from beginning to end?

The poor monk swears by my master's temperament, and the poor monk is still single and unmarried.

If the poor monk has half a lie, my master will be mourned, and I will not be able to find a female Taoist priest to be a teacher for the poor monk for the rest of my life.

Crash!

A strong electric current struck, and Tang San's body twitched, and both the white dragon and the Great Sage were worried about whether he had suddenly had a seizure.

"Tang Sanfu, little monk, you really don't remember me?"

Seeing that Tang Sanfu was still looking at himself with a confused expression after convulsing for a while, the sad look in Sister Bailong's eyes was even worse.

Tang San's eyes were still full of confusion.

"Okay, you Tang San funeral, when you were with someone else's flower before the moon, you called someone Xiao Tiantian, but now you don't see the old pearl of the family, so you pretend not to know people.

Whether you admit it or not, it can't erase the evil deeds you committed in the first place.

People already have your flesh and blood in their stomachs~"

Great Sage: "......" It turns out that you are such a Tang monk.

Tang San's burial: "....... Wait, wait, I have flesh and blood in my belly? ”

Tang Sanfu swore that he had lived for nineteen years since he was a child, and until now, he was still a virgin.

So, young lady, what's going on with the flesh and bones in your belly?

"Huh? Bone..... I'm sorry, I'm wrong, it's your flesh and blood! ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Little sister, even if you are beautiful, you can't be so irresponsible when you speak.

The difference of one word can scare people to death.

However, even if it is flesh and blood, the poor monk's flesh that can make people immortal by eating a piece of meat is not just anyone......

Huh~ Wait a minute.

For a moment, Tang Sanfu felt a flash of light in his mind.

It was as if time had been turned back in time, to that afternoon ten years ago.

It was an autumn afternoon ten years ago, and the sun was shining, and it was a season for hiking.

The eight-and-a-half-year-old Tang Sanfu left the madhouse after doing his morning class, and often went back to the mountain along the path of the Dead Man's Mountain.

Slip around, and have the right to digest the feeling of fullness brought by the peach that the master had just eaten hidden in the bedroom refrigerator.

All the way to the bottom of the mountain, Tang Sanfu suddenly saw the middle of the path, I don't know which donor lost a purple gold bowl, he looked left and right, saw that there was no one around, a hungry tiger pounced on the purple gold bowl in his arms, ready to take it back to the mountain and let his master help him find the donor, exchange for a few strings of rock sugar gourds.

After picking up the purple gold bowl, Tang San couldn't take care of his food, turned around and walked to the top of the mountain.

Halfway up the mountain, when I passed by the small river, I happened to see a fishing master catch a golden carp.

Seeing that the golden carp seemed to be delicious, he had never eaten a golden carp since he was so old, and the master had taught him since he was a child to collect gold, and when he picked up an amount of less than a penny, he had to hand it over to the police uncle.

Without much hesitation, he exchanged the purple gold bowl for the golden carp.

After changing the golden carp, Tang Sanfu ran back to the madhouse with the golden carp in his arms, originally he wanted his master to help him make a sweet and sour fish.

However, when he put the golden carp into the water, he found that the golden carp seemed to be different from other carps.

He didn't know what was different about the golden carp, he only knew ..... Looking at the eyes of the golden carp, he seemed to be a little unbearable to make this little thing into a sweet and sour fish.

So, that afternoon, in the afterglow of the setting sun, Tang Sanfu told the story of the little goldfish for an afternoon.

The little goldfish seemed to be a good listener, and occasionally could respond to the story told by Tang San's funeral.

Then, the next day, the third day.

Half a month has passed in a blink of an eye, and a month has passed.

As he became more and more familiar with the little goldfish, he became more and more reluctant to make the little goldfish into sweet and sour fish.

On this day, after eating the sweet and sour Arowana steak made by the master and pulling three bowls of rice to fill his stomach, Tang Sanfu went to the backyard of the madhouse to tell the story to the little goldfish.

Talk, talk, Tang Somehow, Tang Sanfu suddenly remembered that the little goldfish didn't have a name yet.

Then, it suddenly occurred to him that he hadn't told the little goldfish his name.

After introducing himself, he remembered what his master had said about eating his flesh to make him immortal.

Then, with a sense of awe for science and the truth, Tang San, who was eight and a half years old, did human experiments on himself for the first time.

The results of the experiment told him a truth - it really hurts to bite into his own flesh.

Of course, it was not without additional gains, after taking a bite of himself, he found that his meat was the same as the golden pill hidden in the sandalwood cabinet in the master's bedroom, which melted in his mouth.

And after eating his own flesh, he suddenly felt that his wounds didn't seem to hurt anymore.

Of course, it is said that eating his flesh can lead to immortality, but he does not have the slightest feeling that he can live forever.

Tang Sanfu thought, maybe he was more special, so eating his own meat didn't work.

Glancing at the little goldfish, with a sincere heart to explore the truth, Tang Sanyu decided to let the little goldfish also eat a bite of his own flesh to see if he could really live forever.

Tang Sanyu put his arm into the water and let the little goldfish bite him, but the little goldfish just looked at him cutely, but he didn't seem to be able to bear to bite it.

Later he learned that carp are toothless.

The little goldfish didn't bite, Tang Sanfu wrapped his arm with a handkerchief, and he wanted to take a bite from his arm and put it in the little goldfish's mouth.

The next moment.....

A ball of golden light burst out from the body of a small goldfish, and when the golden light dissipated, the goldfish was gone, and on the edge of the water tank, there was an extra young lady who was higher than Tang San's burial.

Looking back, everything seems to have become clear.

"You..... You're the little sister that goldfish became! ”

Recognizing Sister Bailong's true body, Tang San's funeral voice carried the surprise of meeting his old acquaintance in a foreign country.

"So, is that why you lost two mouthfuls of meat on one of your arms in the first place?

Fool, don't you know that your own blood can play the same role as your flesh? ”

Tang Sanfu: "......, Master, if you keep opening your mouth so suddenly, you will probably lose your loveliest apprentice forever."

was taken aback by his own master's sudden opening, and Tang San's face instantly became bitter.

The young lady who was originally happy because Tang Sanbury recognized her, suddenly had a bitter face when she saw Tang Sanburi, and the surprise on her face disappeared in an instant.

"After leaving the Mountain of the Dead, thinking of the story you said, I went to the West Sea to inquire about it, and found that the Dragon King of the West Sea did not have a third prince.

In order not to disappoint you, I have been sleeping and waiting for you in this eagle stream, originally wanting to surprise you.

But now it seems that you don't want to see me, little monk. ”

As she spoke, the young lady had a sad, lost, and aggrieved expression on her face.

Tang Sanfu hurriedly shook his head, "Of course not, the poor monk is very happy to see the young lady." ”

Miss Bailong: "Then why are you bitter?" ”

Tang Sanfu: "......" You may not believe it when you say it, others either bring a system with them, or bring an old grandfather with them, poor monks here, and carry the thoughts of my master.

Of course, I didn't say these three things, but chose to change the topic.

"Young lady, have you been waiting here for the poor monk?"

Hearing this, the young lady was really diverted by Tang San's funeral.

"Yes, I was originally an elf born in the sea, ignorant, intelligent but not very clear about everything.

On that day, when drifting in the East China Sea, a huge wave was set off on the sea, and I saw a small raft tied together with coconuts in the distance that was scattered by the waves, and a small monkey on the coconut raft was smashed by the waves and fainted.

I wanted to save someone, and in a hurry, I turned into a fish I had seen before and swam to the shore with a baby monkey.

After saving the little monkey, I went back to the sea, and I thought the golden carp was beautiful, and I kept it that way.

After I don't know how many years passed, I swam through thousands of waters, and one day I passed by a small river, smelled the smell of something called bait, and couldn't help but bite it, and I was caught by humans.

Thanks to you, little monk, for saving me, I was not eaten by humans.

Again, the little monk, you gave me a piece of meat, which gave me spiritual wisdom.

I don't have anything to do left or right, and I know that you have to go to learn the scriptures but there is no white dragon horse, so I am waiting for you in this eagle stream. ”

Sister Bailong had just finished speaking, and was about to turn into a white horse, when an uncalm exclamation suddenly sounded in her ears.

"It's you!"