The first goal of yellow leaf online shopping is mp3.

"If there is no other purpose, just listening to music, MP3 is the best, the sound quality is good, the battery life is strong, and you can hear it wherever you go." Huang Ye said and opened his shopping cart.

There are two products inside, one is an MP3 player from Sony NW-ZX300A. One is the headphones of the Daynic DK-3001.

"These two things, Lao Tzu has been entangled for more than half a year, and now no one wants to stop me." Huang Ye said, and Mei Zizi clicked the payment.

The main part of Huang Ye's salary is used to buy games and some other anime merchandise. So this 3,000-yuan MP3 and a 3,000-yuan headphones can be a big expense for him.

In the past six months, he has been impulsive countless times, and finally endured it, after all, six thousand yuan is not a small amount.

But now, he doesn't care.

"Just be happy yourself, and go to hell with the rest!" Huang Ye said and completed the payment directly.

"The feeling of consumption is good! Sure enough, if you have money, you can do whatever you want. Huang Ye muttered, and then found a silver-gray backpack, two hundred and twenty yuan, without any hesitation, he directly joined the purchased car.

After that, he bought a large-capacity power bank, one hundred and fifty yuan.

Then I bought clothes and leather gloves, two hundred dollars. After that, I bought another goggles......

"It's so cool! Hahaha! It's so cool! Huang Ye looked at the items worth four thousand yuan in the shopping cart and clicked to buy again.

After buying what he needed, Huang Ye lay on the bed with a satisfied face, as if he had just been stroked.

Knock knock!

At that moment, there was a knock at the door.

Huang Ye sat up, just in time to see the young lady who shared the house looking at Huang Ye with a worried face at this time and asked, "Yezi, are you okay!?" ”

"Haha! I'm fine, I just bought something that I've been struggling with for a long time, and I'm very happy. Huang Ye said with a smile.

This young lady's name is Zhong Yan, one year older than Huang Ye, and she does advertising design, and her appearance is okay.

Zhong Yan's personality is relatively cheerful, and her attributes are somewhat female.

The relationship between the two has been sharing a house for a year, and this is the second year, and the relationship is very good.

Zhong Yan nodded after listening, then scratched her head, then frowned and looked at Huang Ye and said, "Why do you feel that you have changed a lot?" ”

Huang Ye nodded and said: "Of course it has changed, I decided to change my mind and be a new person after masturbating last night!" ”

Hearing this word, Zhong Yan didn't feel unnatural, and laughed: "Aren't you a human before?" ”

"Yes! In my current opinion, I used to be a piece of. Huang Ye said naturally.

Zhong Yan laughed louder after hearing this, and laughed: "You are really self-black." ”

Then Huang Ye stood up, looked at Zhong Yan and asked, "Sister Yan, do you look like a murderer and a villain now?" ”

Zhong Yan touched her chin after hearing this, then shook her head and said, "It's not like that." ”

"What does that look like?"

"Abandoned house."

"Phew! Lao Tzu has reformed himself! ”

"Hahaha......"

In the evening, after dinner, Huang Ye took the iPad into the bathroom and prepared to defecate.

However, after sitting on the toilet for half an hour, Huang Ye pulled out a small ball with bruises on his forehead.

"Day! I tm pulled out this stuff without pooping in a week!? Huang Ye looked down with a shocked expression.

"Wait!"

Speaking of this, Huang Ye hurriedly opened the ipad to check, and then said with a tangled face: "Nima! Lao Tzu actually has constipation!? ”

"Can't! Lao Tzu is also a superhero now! And it is a period of youth and the peak of physical strength, how can there be constipation!? This TM doesn't fit my personality too much! Which hero suffers from constipation? Iron Man has constipation? Is Captain America constipated? TM Magneto and Professor X are not constipated! Why is Lao Tzu constipated!? This is obviously impossible! ”

Saying that, Huang Ye stood up and was about to walk out when he looked down: "I don't want to wipe my ass......"

The next day, a hospital in SH City.

A middle-aged doctor looked at Huang Ye and said, "According to our examination, it was found that your constipation was caused by taking a food that is not conducive to intestinal peristalsis for a long time, accompanied by daily high-intensity exercise and some other aspects. Next, eat more fruits that are conducive to intestinal peristalsis, such as bananas and apples. Also, drink more yogurt and stop eating the foods you used to eat. ”

Huang Ye suddenly asked at this time: "Doctor, what will happen if my intestines are cut off and a new one grows later?" ”

After hearing this, the doctor calmly said, "It's not going to happen, you're going to die." ”

Then Huang Ye walked out of the hospital lonely, looked down at the test sheet and muttered, "Damn, it's really constipation." ”

As he spoke, Huang Ye pinched the test sheet tightly and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't believe that if you cut off all the intestines, there will be problems if you grow a new one." ”

At night, Huang Ye locked the door of the room, and then turned his head to look at the three scalpels he had just bought on the bed.

"If you don't cut it for me, I'll cut it myself." Huang Ye said, sat on the ground, directly picked up a large scalpel, and cut his stomach without any hesitation.

Feeling the intense pain, Huang Ye suddenly said, "Why does this TM look so much like a samurai seppuku?" ”

After speaking, Huang Ye pouted and said: "That group of warriors is really rubbing, they can't bear this pain, and they want others to cut off their heads to end the pain?" ”

As he spoke, Huang Ye picked up the support frame to support the wound and prepared to take out the intestines in his abdomen.

However, when Huang Ye looked down the wound, he suddenly scolded: "! What the hell is this! ”

Through the wound, Huang Ye saw that at this time, he could not see the internal organs and intestines in his stomach at all, and all he could see was a white, flowing light.

"Where's the intestines!? What about my intestines!? Huang Ye shouted.

Gu Ji suddenly said at this time: "You may not know yet. ”

"Know what?" Huang Ye asked.

"As you exercise deeply, the cells of your body begin to fuse deeply with the uranium atom cells in the constant fragmentation. Half a year ago, all the cells and tissues of your body have been converted into the energy form of uranium atoms. Gu Spoon said.

Huang Ye naturally knew what it meant after listening to it.

"In other words, there's no way I'm going to cut out my own intestines to cure constipation, right?"

"Yes."

"So constipation is going to be with me for the rest of my life, right?"

"Eating apples, bananas, yogurt can be relieved." Gu Spoon said calmly.

"I ...... Grass ......" Huang Ye lay on the ground weakly, looking at the ceiling and said sluggishly.

Seven o'clock the next morning.

Zhong Yan looked at Huang Ye in the living room while putting on makeup and asked, "What's wrong with you?" How do you start eating these things early in the morning? ”

On the table in the living room, there are three apples, a bunch of bananas, and a 650ml bottle of yogurt.

Huang Ye peeled off a banana and sighed and said, "Life is forced, there is no way." ”