Chapter 358 Bodhisattva, look at the head of the poor monk, don't you feel that there is something shortcoming

When Kannon was summoned, what he saw was the Guanyin Monastery that had been burned to the ground and turned into ruins.

And.....

Stepping on the lotus silk and walking in the clouds, wearing gold chain mail, wearing a phoenix wings purple and gold crown, a wishful golden hoop stick on the shoulder, the majestic Ling stepped on the face of the old abbot Monkey King.

Seeing the Monkey King in such a shape, Guanyin's gaze suddenly shrank.

The first reaction is worthy of the legendary Monkey King, and this momentum is not ordinary.

The second reaction is, huh? Why didn't this monkey wear a shackle charm?

Subconsciously looked at Tang Sanfu, who had re-put on his brocade robe, and the first thing that caught Guanyin's eyes was the small felt hat on Tang Sanburi's big bald head.

With a flick of his fingers, a breeze blew the felt hat off, revealing the golden hoop that glittered in the midday sun on the top of Tang San's head.

Bodhisattva: "......"

This sudden commotion almost flashed the Bodhisattva's old waist.

"Tang San's burial, this hat ..... How did you put it on your head? ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva covered his waist with one hand, and looked at Tang San's burial with a complicated look in his eyes.

"Huh? Didn't the Bodhisattva give this little felt hat to the poor monks? Is there anything wrong with the poor monk wearing it on his head? ”

Bodhisattva: "......, why did I give it to you, did I let you wear it on your head?"

Didn't I tell you when I sent you this for you to use to discipline this monkey?

Now it's okay, the golden hoop is not on the head, with the strength of this monkey to jump out of the Five Elements Mountain by itself, the poor monk will not dare to play hard.

In the Five Elements Mountain, the poor monk thinks that even if he is pressed underneath, he may not be able to jump out on his own.

If this stinky monkey does not obey the discipline, the poor monk will lose the fight again......

Thinking of the possible humiliating situation, the Bodhisattva felt that not only was his back hurt, but even his kidney on the other side began to ache faintly.

"Well, it's pretty good."

The Bodhisattva forced a smile and lifted the subject.

It's not that he doesn't want to pursue it, but in front of the Great Sage, he doesn't know how to tell Tang Sanfu.

Tell me that I gave you this golden hoop to make you submit to the monkeys? Isn't that going to be a fight on the spot?

Take off the golden hoop for Tang San's burial, and secretly transmit the sound so that he can find a chance to wear it on the monkey's head?

Nonsense, this golden hoop is the Buddha's thing, and he can't take it off.

Therefore, since the matter is a foregone conclusion, she can only admit it.

Fortunately, there are three golden hoops, and you can go back and find an opportunity to wear another one for the monkey.

Well, it just so happens that the master has it on his head, and as an apprentice, he can be said to be on par with the master.

The Bodhisattva didn't think that the monkey would know about the golden hoop.

If you want to come to Tang San to bury this fool and put the golden hoop on his head, he shouldn't have nothing to do with the hoop mantra, right?

Of course, he didn't know that the Great Sage had already heard about the golden hoop from a close friend.

Look at the great sage, he didn't wear a golden hoop, he couldn't see his cultivation without his hands, and he couldn't afford to provoke him.

Look at Tang San's funeral again, learn from the scriptures, you can't beat it, you can't scold it, you still can't provoke it.

Glancing at the Taoist priests who seemed to be respectful to themselves, but were actually indignantly waiting for themselves to give an explanation.

Well, the relationship between Buddhism and Taoism should not be too obvious at this critical moment due to one's own reasons.

So..... Still can't be provoked.

In the end, looking at it, the Bodhisattva found that the only thing he could afford to provoke was the group of monks who were beaten down by the Great Sage.

Speaking of these monks who were beaten down, there is still a story in it.

It was the Great Sage and Tang San who buried a wave of copies of the Black Bear Cave, and after returning to this ruin, the group of Taoist priests and monks were still arguing.

And when he saw Tang San's burial in a brocade robe, the Huise monk turned his eyes and thought about it, and came to a trick to lead the water to the east, directly framing Tang San's burial master and apprentice thief and shouting to catch the thief, hiding the robe, setting fire to the Zen courtyard to blame them.

This statement has been recognized by the Taoist priests.

What kind of temper is that great sage?

That's because the official function of a Bi Ma Wen directly rejects the temper of the heavenly court, and that's because the Pan Tao Conference didn't invite himself to serve the Pan Tao Conference in a pot, how can he allow others to slander him like this?

In particular, after the two small goals of burning a Zen temple in Guanyin and upgrading the black bear essence have been achieved, the great sage will not be used to these monks.

With three punches and two kicks, the realm of the black bear essence at the peak of the golden immortal soared beyond expectations, and the Great Sage of the ninth turn of Xuangong directly soared to the fourth turn, knocking these monks to the ground.

If it weren't for the bad opportunity, the Taoist priest hurriedly changed his words, and there would be no Taoist priest left who could still stand here well.

If that's the case, it will definitely turn into a big accident that doesn't fit the Buddha's path.

After that, it's simple.

The fire poured oil on the Guanyin Zen Temple in the world, and after the fishing law enforcement killed the black bear monster of the mountain protection beast that was scheduled by others, Tang San buried the wicked person and sued first, and after a request for the rune was burned, Guanyin was summoned in a hurry.

To be honest, Guanyin himself didn't know why he came running after sensing the summons, as if there was a force affecting him in the dark, so he couldn't help but want to obey the summons.

After coming and understanding the cause and effect of the matter (in Tang San's mouth), Guanyin looked at the old host of his Zen Academy, and his eyes became more and more complicated.

He felt that none of the things he had encountered recently, as far as they involved Tang San's funeral, went well.

So, this dead bald..... Is this monk his destined nemesis?

If you are destined to fall in love and kill this monk in this life......

Thinking of all the things he had experienced after seeing Tang San's burial for the first time, the Bodhisattva resisted the urge to strangle Tang San's burial to death.

"Hey, monk, what kind of talisman are you so powerful, you really summoned Guanyin.

How much is it endowed with? If you say more..... We can work without contribution, and if you encounter trouble, please Guanyin. ”

Taking advantage of the Bodhisattva's dark face to deal with the dispute between the monk and the Taoist priest, the Great Sage came to Tang San's funeral side and communicated with Tang Sanburi in a low voice.

"Amitabha, the talisman paper just now was prepared for the teacher's master, and your master prepared it for the teacher.

There are several piles of such rune paper for the teacher.

These please runes not only have Guanyin as a summoning beast, but also such as Erlang God Yang Jian, the Great God of the Three Altars Sea Society Nezha, the Heavenly Court Five Directions God of War, Barefoot Daxian and other veteran immortals, Buddhism also has Manjushri Bodhisattva, Puxian Bodhisattva, Jizo King Bodhisattva, Maitreya Buddha, Medicine Buddha and other Bodhisattva Buddhas. ”

Tang San's funeral offering treasure generally placed a pile of black, gold, white, silver, and purple talismans in front of the great sage.

In the end, he took out a few colorful ones, "See? This is the real bottom of the box, this one, can invite the Dao Ancestor, this one, can let the Buddha shoot once, this one, Zhenyuan Daxian will also be called. ”

As he spoke, Tang Sanfu patted his head, "By the way, the poor monk has another one here for you."

Burn this talisman and your mentor Su Bodhi Ancestor will appear in front of you in the time of a stick of incense. ”

Tang Sanfu shook a piece of talisman paper that shimmered with multicolored light in front of the Great Sage, "Do you want it?" ”

The Great Sage nodded.

"I want it," Tang Sanfu put away the talisman paper, "If you want it..... Hear the shouting Master. ”

Great Sage: "......"

MMP, don't think that you can't do it if you know it, and if you move it to reason, the great sage will give in.

Let me tell you Monk Tang San, this great sage will not give in for a piece of multicolored rune paper.

Tang Sanfu once again shot out a pile of talismans that were burned the same as when he summoned Guanyin, "If you call Master, these are also yours." ”

Great Sage: "Master! ”

"Well, that's good!"

The first time he heard the word Master from the mouth of the Great Sage, Monk Tang San was very happy, and with a wave of his big hand, he took out an extra pile of rune paper and gave it to the Great Sage.

"Thank you, Master."

After the first sentence is called, it is more natural to call it later.

The Great Sage put two stacks of rune paper into his arms, and another colorful rune paper that could make him see the Bodhi Patriarch again was treasured by the Great Sage in his storage equipment.

Here, Tang San's great sage who successfully seduced with rune paper called Master.

On the other side, Guanyin Bodhisattva finally finished dealing with the matter of the disciples of his own Zen monastery burning down the Guanyin Monastery of other Taoist priests.

Well, although Guanyin himself feels ashamed when he says this, his own Guanyin Zen Temple has been defeated by these unscrupulous descendants, except for half of the hall, there is no half of their own territory.

If he wants to say this, he Guanyin feels ashamed.

In the end, in order not to expand the trouble, Guanyin is teeth were broken and swallowed in the stomach, and the feet were broken and stored in the shoe pit.

Taking out ten priceless night pearls from his storage space and giving them to the Taoist chief headed by him, it can be regarded as compensating the Taoist priest for the loss of the Zen temple burned down, and at the same time buying back all the original land deeds of his Guanyin Zen Temple.

recovered the losses with several times the benefits, and even made a big man like Guanyin Bodhisattva bow his head, and the Taoist priests went down the mountain with ten priceless night pearls.

Seeing off the Taoist priest, Guanyin ignored the trembling monks who were kneeling on the ground, and turned around and walked to Tang Sanfu and the Great Sage's side.

"The great sage wishes to protect Tang San's burial in the west to learn scriptures, which is actually the blessing of Tang San's burial.

It's just that this path of learning scriptures is 108,000 miles, and among them, it is even more difficult to go through 9981 difficulties.

The poor monk has three life-saving hairs here, and I will give them to you today, hoping that your master and apprentice can be killed on the way to Chengxiang and arrive at Lingshan as soon as possible. ”

Guanyin knew that at this time, there was no way to deal with it more easily to satisfy the pair of masters and apprentices than to give some benefits.

So without the slightest hesitation, he gave the great sage a hairscrap of life as soon as he came up.

With a wave of his hand, three golden hairs appeared on the head of the Great Sage.

Looking at these three life-saving hairs, Tang San was greedy for a while.

He knew the benefits of these three hairs, and any of them were more beneficial than the ever-changing monkey hairs on the Great Sage's body.

Seeing that the Great Sage had gained such benefits, Tang Sanfu also looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Tang Sanfu, why do you look at the poor monk like this?"

Being furious by Tang San's funeral, Guanyin couldn't help but ask.

Hearing this, Tang Sanfu smiled, "Bodhisattva, do you see that something is missing in the head of the poor monk?" ”

Bodhisattva: "...... I think you have an extra golden hoop on your head, and I don't see what is missing from your head."

Seeing that the Bodhisattva pretended to be stupid, Tang San's funeral went straight to the topic, "Bodhisattva, don't you think that the poor monk's head is also missing a life-saving hair?" ”

Bodhisattva: "....... Get lost! No, I'll kill you again! ”