20XX, October 1st.

In a cluttered bedroom, a decadent young man is desperately smashing the keyboard with his left hand, while his right hand moves the mouse from time to time, putting all his mind into this competitive game called masturbation.

The young man who is playing the game is named Dongfang Ming, a dead house with a house and a sister, and both parents died, of course, this girl cannot be his girlfriend, but his sister Dongfang Na.

Since the death of his parents, Dongfang Ming has given up his college career and become an otaku, living in the Internet world. On weekdays, he either watches anime or novels and plays games, and sometimes he also watches movies, as for small movies, although Dongfang Ming wants to watch them, but as a young man with a sister, considering the tragic end, he still resolutely chose not to watch it.

Soon, Dongfang Ming, who won a game of masturbation, clicked to start the game again and went on a solo trip.

"I'm rubbing! Has this barbarian king ever been wild? was beaten to death by two little monsters around the buff monster, is it funny? ”

However, just about 2 minutes after the game started, Dongfang Ming screamed depressedly.

"I'll go, the mid laner supports the lower lane, and sends the opposite ADC three kills, isn't this the legendary gank teammate-type player?"

Then, within a few minutes, Dongfang Ming wondered again.

Looking at the computer screen showing that his teammate had been killed again, Dongfang Ming muttered:

"Damn, the ADC and APC on the other side are super gods, is this time my brother saving the world!"

Twenty minutes passed, Dongfang Ming looked at the computer screen with distracted eyes, and shouted with great resentment:

"Lost! I actually lost! It was supposed to be overturned! Damn schoolboys! Damn the waves! Lao Tzu is no longer playing! ”

"It seems that we still have to find a friend to double row, otherwise this game will be too difficult."

After a while, Dongfang Ming recovered his spirits, and unconsciously remembered the good friends who accompanied him all the way to the golden segment, a good member of a certain FFF regiment, a good boss, and a general friend of the FFF regiment.

It's a pity that Jiyou has already gone to prison, and he can't continue to masturbate with him.

In his memories, Dongfang Ming remembered the last sentence that his friend had ever said to him on the Qixi Festival.

"I wish all lovers in the world to become brothers and sisters eventually!"

However, the last friend of his voice shouted that day: "Different genders, how to fall in love." Maddenedly, he took gasoline to the street and burned N pairs of "brothers and sisters".

Although none of those "brothers and sisters" died, but they were all disfigured, this good member of the FFF regiment fell forever.

Life imprisonment, you still want to come out, don't dream, be honest and masturbate for the rest of your life. And his good friend has already attacked the woman, so he can't be regarded as a member of the FFF team, so the FFF team is powerless to save him.

"Alas, brother is good, fate is not seen."

Dongfang Ming shook his head and sighed.

"Dude! Open the door! Time to eat! ”

At this time, the wooden door of the bedroom "knocked", and there was a crisp shout outside the door.

"Oh, it's coming, don't get excited, or this door will have to be changed again." Dongfang Ming, who was wearing headphones, suddenly heard his sister's call, and immediately shouted back.

Now Dongfang Ming is afraid that his sister will use the karate she learned from the little man and destroy the new mahogany door that she has just replaced.

In fact, Dongfang Ming has never been able to figure out whether his sister's actual combat skills are too strong, or the quality of the wooden door he bought is too poor, and the door of his bedroom is always destroyed inexplicably. This is also the reason why he didn't dare to peek at the small movie, in case he looked Zhengshuang, his sister suddenly broke in, and gave him a killer knife in a shy, then he would have to be disabled for a while if he didn't die.

"Nana, what are you eating today?" Dongfang Ming quickly rushed to the door, gently pushed open the mahogany door, and looked at his sister with a weak heart. Dongfang Ming has been at home since he stays at home, as long as he faces his sister, he will subconsciously feel weak, as if he feels sorry for his sister.

Dongfang Na is exquisite-looking, tall, with short black shoulder-length hair, big watery eyes, pink and thin lips, and an innate fair and flawless skin, which looks absolutely eye-catching.

"This." Dongfang Na shook the plastic bag she was carrying.

"Alas, junk food again." Dongfang Ming looked at the white-haired and amiable old man printed on the plastic bag, and suddenly lost his appetite.

"Nana, how many times have I said it, eating this kind of junk food is not nutritious, and it is easy to gain weight, you look at my brother, how much weight have I gained these days! A whole kilogram! How can you let me, an old brother, marry a wife in the future! Dongfang Ming's face shook, and he blamed Dongfang Na, as for the problem of gaining weight, Dongfang Ming said that he only gained a kilogram in a whole year last year.

"Then don't marry a wife, I thought it was a big deal." Dongfang Na glanced at her brother and replied indifferently.

"Nana, you can't say that, you have to know that Brother Lu Dao and I are related to the family inheritance, in case my parents ......" Dongfang Ming just wanted to talk about his parents, but when he thought of his sister's mood, he immediately stopped, and after a while, he continued to say mischievously:

"Forget it, let's not talk about that, but Nana, can you cook your own food in the future? That way, I can eat with peace of mind and don't have to worry about poisoning. ”

"Are you sure? Really don't eat takeout? Want to eat the food I cooked? Dongfang Na smiled, stared at Dongfang Ming and said.

"Well, I'd better eat takeout." Dongfang Ming suddenly remembered that his sister was the heir of dark cuisine, and eating it was not a problem of poisoning at all, but a matter of death.

"Hurry up and eat, I'm going to school in the afternoon." Dongfang Na took her brother to the living room downstairs, and then took out the fried food and put it on the table, urging Dongfang Ming to eat it quickly.

Dongfang Ming took out a wet towel and wiped his hands, picked up a piece of chicken thigh, took a bite, and asked:

"Isn't it a sports day today? Why do you still have to go to class? ”

His sister, Dongfang Nake, is a repeater of the college entrance examination, and she is also a superb repeater who has been repeating for four consecutive years, and she has experienced difficult classes. Now according to her temperament, if she doesn't enjoy it on her day off, then she is not Dongfang Na.

"My classmate asked me to do something." Dongfang Na sat down slowly, propped up her hands to support her chin, and replied softly.

Dongfang Ming's black eyes rolled, and he said teasingly: "You have a boyfriend, right?" So I don't want to be an older brother now, right?"

Dongfang Na's face turned red, and she quickly explained: "How is it possible, female classmates, male classmates are not like ghosts when they see me." ”

Then, Dongfang Na paused, stared at her brother, and said playfully: "Besides, which boy doesn't know that I have a neurotic brother, and your glorious legend has resounded all over our school!" Who dares to come to death! ”

"Where am I going insane? I'm not good at home! The recent young people are really, only know that they look at A~V, and they won't understand the house culture...... "Dongfang Ming immediately became excited when he heard this, what he hated the most was that he was inexplicably scolded as a neurotic, he used to be a famous college entrance examination champion, although after entering the top universities in China, he was persuaded to quit all the way, but at least he proved that he was once a genius, not a neurotic.

"Okay, okay, I know the way, I'll go out first." Dongfang Na obviously couldn't stand her brother, so she immediately got up and ran out of the city with her small bag.

"Alas, I'm really not a psychopath, I went to school two years ago, and I only saw a few boys who were unhappy, so I ......corrected them" Dongfang Ming sighed helplessly after seeing his sister run away.

Back then, he heard the boys discussing Dongfang Na's development, and he was so angry that he directly taught them a hard lesson, so that they could understand that poor milk is a rare resource, although he himself is also a giant ~ breast control, but it does not prevent him from supporting the poor milk party.

Not long after, Dongfang Ming finished eating the junk food on the table, went to make it easier, washed his hands, and then returned to his bedroom, closed the mahogany door, and prepared to start enjoying his own world.

But when Dongfang Ming controlled a hero named Galen hiding in the grass in the game, looking at Timo-chan who was almost at the edge of the grass, and just wanted to shout "Demacia" to send this tanuki, which was dying millions of times a day, into the spring, Dongfang Ming's eyes suddenly went black, and he crawled on the computer desk unconscious.

At the same time, man-made accidents have occurred in various parts of the world, and cars, trains, bullet trains, airplanes and other means of transportation have lost control, causing a large number of casualties.

The history of mankind has also been written, and on the day of the human disaster in a certain year, month, and day, the number of human casualties is at least close to 100 million (just kidding).

At this time, when humans woke up again, the world had changed.

"Death to Temo! Demacia! ”

Not long after, Dongfang Ming woke up from his coma, looked at the screen in a daze, the cute Timo was standing on the edge of the grass, and immediately came to his senses, controlling Galen to rush out a set of skills to send Timo-chan back.

"I'll go, how did Galen reach the full level." At this time, Dongfang Ming found a problem, his hero was originally just level 6, but now he is level 18, which is obviously unscientific. He had just wanted to kill Timo so much that he hadn't noticed the level.

"Huh? Why didn't you move? ”

Subsequently, Dongfang Ming suddenly found that except for the jungler in the spring, the teammates on the other roads were all standing on the line, not moving, and the little soldiers did not replenish their swords.

"Why did the game time become more than 50 minutes...... Dongfang Ming glanced at the time in the game, and was immediately shocked, he remembered that it was only about ten minutes when he played the game.

"It's two o'clock......" Dongfang Ming, who was a little surprised, quickly quit the game, looked at the computer time, and found that the time was already more than two o'clock.

At this time, the chat tool on the computer suddenly "Didi" sounded.

Dongfang Ming subconsciously moved the mouse, clicked it, and a window with the screen name "Guozi" suddenly popped up.

"Brother! There's monsters out there! Don't run around! I'll be right back! Dongfang Ming glanced at the text.

"Nana, don't be kidding, come back as soon as you want to come back, my brother just discovered something very evil!" Dongfang Ming thought that his sister was joking, and he didn't take the word monster seriously at all. quickly typed out a text, urging my sister to come back early.

"Brother, I'm not joking, I can't explain it to you now, anyway, don't run around, be honest and hide at home!" After a few minutes, a text slowly popped out of the window.

"......" Dongfang Ming simply replied with a row of dots, indicating that he was speechless. Anyway, as a supporter of the beast before, how could he believe in the monster theory, only as his sister read too many novels.

However, Dongfang Ming quickly believed his sister's words and no longer trusted the electrotherapy education of the sheep and beasts......

PS: Please don't complain about the protagonist's name, saying that I'm too lazy to think of a new name, and what I want to think about the name is the most annoying.

Ps2: New books for love, clicks, recommendations, and collections can't be less flat~ Of course, I also want to reward ~~

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