After crossing over to this plane at the beginning and recognizing that this is the world of the movie "Five Lucky Stars", Huang Xiaohao was ecstatic in his heart.

Especially when the identity card APP of the mobile phone arranged for him was still a cellmate in the same cell as the teapot and curly hair, he was even more pleasantly surprised, and he was secretly glad that he could seize the opportunity and be one step ahead of others.

As early as after confirming that Curly did have a biological sister, Huang Xiaohao had already identified him as his eldest brother.

When he was in prison, Huang Xiaohao put on the mentality of a good brother-in-law. In addition to the dirty work of washing the toilet and pushing it to the teapot, the other hard work is rushed to do, hard work, and the impression points in front of the five big brothers. Especially for Curly Hair, the future uncle, he is even more obscure and deliberately flattering, and his favorability is almost 100%.

Huang Xiaohao has done so much, not just to curl his sister.

When a person was a teenager, there were many "dream lovers". Huang Xiaohao is no exception, whether it is the fire-breathing girl Qiu Doudou, the female ghost endorsement Wang Zuer, or the sister Li Zhi, who hits the person with the ball, the good wife and mother White Lady, etc., they have all met with Huang Xiaohao in his dreams and spent Wushan together.

But among these "dream lovers", Huang Xiaohao believes that the most sexy goddess is undoubtedly Honggu, who is known as "Oriental Marilyn Monroe".

Honggu's appearance is not extremely beautiful, she can only be said to be the sister next door with generous facial features. But when she stares at you, Rizukumi smiles lightly, and with a slight glance of her eyes, she naturally exudes a charming charm. The curly hair is full of charm and charm, and the atmospheric facial features are freely transformed between simple and natural and sexy charm, which is natural, revealing the atmosphere of upside down beings.

Honggu is the kind of girl, when you first see it, you just think it's a simple sister next door. At a second glance, there is a hint of charming atmosphere hidden in it, which is fascinating. Until the longer I watched it, the more I fell into her sexy charm, unable to extricate myself, and willingly put her on the throne of a sexy goddess, and others couldn't shake it at all.

Therefore, Huang Xiaohao is the brother-in-law of Dingcurly hair.

While in prison, Huang Xiaohao was curling curly hair while planning how to start pursuing his sister. recalled that in the movie, Honggu's first appearance was in the kitchen to stir-fry, preparing to receive the curly-haired group of friends, and the home atmosphere was revealed.

Thinking of this, Huang Xiaohao made a decision in his heart. He should take superb cooking skills as the starting point, and use food to conquer the stomach of the beauty first, and then further conquer the heart of the beauty.

That's why he spent 1,100 merit points to exchange for top cooking skills and gourmet recipes, just so that when he saw the beauty, he could conquer her with technology as soon as possible.

"Going to the market to buy groceries? No need! Curly heard Huang Xiaohao's words and replied, "My sister will cook at home and wait for us to go back, so you don't need to buy vegetables to cook." ”

"Yes, yes. The first time I went to your house, it was really hard to come to the door empty-handed. It's just that I just came out, and I have no money to buy any gifts, so I can only make a delicious meal as a gift. Huang Xiaohao insisted, "Besides, it's not me bragging, my cooking skills are at the top level, and the chefs in five-star hotels may not be as good as me." ”

"Cut~!" As soon as Huang Xiaohao's words came out, Ranks, Teapot, Dead Air Throat and Vaseline all booed together, obviously not believing Huang Xiaohao's boastful words.

"Snort~! It's not ashamed to say that a little ghost dares to blow such a big word. The driver driving in front of him, after hearing Huang Xiaohao's words, also whispered a comment.

"You~!" Several people in the car were instantly furious, and the teapot couldn't help but want to stand up and punch the driver, but was pressed back to his seat by Huang Xiaohao, who had a calm face.

The six of them are brothers and friends, and it's normal for each other to laugh and laugh. But you, a passer-by, a dragon driver, dare to stand up and speak venomously and ridicule him. In particular, he also ridiculed Huang Xiaohao, the youngest among the six and the most popular, how could the five of them endure being big brothers?

Although Huang Xiaohao calmed down everyone's emotions, in fact, even in his own heart, he had a trace of resentment against this poisonous driver.

It's a pity that the minibus driver can't read minds, so he can't see everyone's resentment, and when he stops driving at a red light intersection, he magnifies one after another.

"Hey, Ah Sheng, let's play mahjong together tonight?" In another small bus parked side by side, the shouts of the poisonous tongue driver's colleague were heard.

"Don't pre-empt my sake, I met a nun today!" The poisonous tongue driver replied.

"Isn't it?"

"You don't believe me?" The poisonous tongue driver stretched his head to the window, glanced at the six people sitting in his car, and said loudly, "If you don't believe it, you can come and take a look, you can see at a glance that everyone's forehead is engraved with the word 'prisoner'~!" ”

Hearing such a loud taunt from the poisonous tongue driver, even Vaseline, who had been pretending to be asleep, couldn't pretend not to hear it.

"Didi~!" The red light turned to a green light, and there was a urging horn behind him, and the poisonous driver, who started a little slower, muttered again:

"Tick what tick~! Rushing to get targeted? ”

This sentence was like the last straw that broke the camel's back, and in an instant, it ignited the anger accumulated by everyone in the car along the way.

The six of them exchanged glances at each other, and the tacit understanding was born, and the boss Lankesi took the lead.

Rankes left his seat, walked to the driver, unceremoniously reached out and took a pack of cigarettes in front of the driver, took one in his mouth, sat down beside the driver with a big grin, turned his head to look at the curly hair behind the driver, and asked loudly:

"By the way, Curly, how did you get in?"

"It's nothing, once I took a minibus, the driver was chattering, I didn't like it, so I stabbed him twice when he got out of the car, so I was sentenced to three years." Curly hair pretended not to care, and almost stuck behind the driver.

When the poisonous driver heard this, his face instantly deteriorated.

"You're okay, a bus driver glared at me, I punched him, who knew that he actually burst one eyeball, and he was sentenced to two years." Vaseline behind the curly hair.

The bus driver blinked his eyes, as if trying to see the world after being blind in one eye.

"Two years? In this way, it is still a little more cost-effective to drench water. "I poured a bottle of water on the bus driver's head, and it was only a year and a half since I poured a bottle of water on the head of the bus driver. ”

"A year and a half, then your luck is really good, I was also a splasher, but I was sentenced to ten years." Teapot port.

"Ten years? What have you been throwing on that bus driver for so long? Dead Air Throat shouted loudly for fear that the driver sitting in front of him would not hear.

"I didn't splash! It's just a matter of priing open the driver's mouth and pouring him to drink! Teapot replied with an aggrieved expression.

Seeing the bus driver in front of him swallowing saliva one after another, so frightened that he couldn't speak, Huang Xiaohao burst into laughter in his heart. These drama spirits are really lies, and they come as soon as they open their mouths, and they cooperate very tacitly and seamlessly.

It is worthy of the people who come out of it, all of them are talents, and they all speak well.

The expression on Huang Xiaohao's face was almost unbearable, and he was about to laugh out loud.

"By the way, Ah Hao, you have only been sentenced for a few months, how did you get in?" After the teapot performance, he didn't forget to ask Huang Xiaohao.

"Nothing! That time, I took a minibus with a group of fellow villagers, and the driver was long-winded, and as you know, those fellow villagers were all grumpy, and they surrounded the driver and beat him for more than an hour without saying a word, and he was not human. I didn't take a heavy hand, I was just treated as an accomplice and sentenced to a few months. ”

Huang Xiaohao instantly switched to Cantonese with a strong Teochew accent, and his face was more aggrieved than a teapot.

Among the six people in the car, they can speak Teochew dialect and pretend to be Teochew Gang, in addition to Huang Xiaohao, there are Curly Hair and Lankesi.

Curly immediately cooperated with Huang Xiaohao, and also said with a Teochew accent:

"In short, it doesn't matter how long you sit in prison, whoever dares to be arrogant in front of the Jiaodi people will move, you don't have to be polite to him."

"You say how long you would squat if you set fire to a minibus?" Ranks also soared in a Teochew accent, and after saying this, he took the cigarette that had not been lit again, approached the bus driver, and asked with a smile:

"Brother driver, do you have a fire?"

"No, no, really not~!"