At the headquarters of a special agency with a "very long name, which recently changed its name to a new one", Coulson is standing in front of his one-eyed boss, being questioned about him.

"Coulson, you've done a terrible job this time! This shouldn't happen! Especially on you! Nick Fury stared at Coulson in front of him with his only remaining eye, his expression very serious.

Coulson's face was very unsightly at the moment, not only did there appear some forehead lines on his forehead, but his hairline also seemed to recede a little, and he looked several years older all of a sudden. After hearing the boss's reprimand, he looked even more sad. Coulson felt that there were some things that had to be made clear to the boss, otherwise he might be sent to Hoover Dam to guard the reservoir this time. There's no mystery research base down there, and S.H.I.E.L.D. left a team there in case someone wanted to do something about that place, and Coulson didn't want to go there. Coulson himself likes his current job and has no idea of changing positions.

In order not to let himself be transferred, he defended himself a little aggrieved: "Sir, I have already reported to you what happened before, and you should be able to tell that many of them are accidents, or accidents that we are powerless to prevent." In fact, if I hadn't been stopped by myself and a few other agents, the mission would have been a complete failure. ”

Nick Fury became even angrier when he heard Coulson's defense, and the one-eyed widened and looked like it was about to pop out of its socket.

"Accidents? Agent Coulson, I would like to ask you, how many times in your career over the years have you been on a mission without encountering an accident? If not to guard against accidents, then what am I sending you there for? ”

As soon as he heard this, Coulson knew he was going to suffer! He felt a little remorseful in his heart, knowing what kind of temper his boss was, but he said something like that, can he not add fuel to the fire? In order to make up for this mistake, Coulson decisively changed his plan and admitted his mistake.

"I'll admit that I made some mistakes in the field, otherwise the results would have been better."

Sure enough, Coulson's new plan paid off. Nick Fury's face softened a lot after hearing Coulson's words, and he didn't have the expression like he was about to eat people just now.

"I know that you've been working very hard lately, and you're very tired, so you made mistakes at work. Thankfully, the result wasn't too bad this time, and there weren't any major problems with the mission objectives, and you brought back the Whip Green Goblin, which more or less made up for your mistakes...... That's fine, I won't punish you severely this time, just deduct a month's salary from you as a punishment, and then give you a vacation so that you can take a break. ”

"Vacation?" Coulson thought he had misheard! After doing this business for so many years, only those colleagues who have problems will have vacations, or unlimited "vacations", and then even people disappear and never see them again! Other than that, the most he could do was find a light little task and deliberately delay it outside for a while to give himself a break, and he hadn't heard of anyone who had ever taken an official vacation. Now, he actually heard the word "vacation"? Or did you say it yourself from the innermost part of your own boss?

He wasn't worried that he would "disappear" too, but he just thought it was strange, why did the boss's mood change so much before and after? There must be something strange in this, and I have to guard against it!

"There's a little bit of a problem in New Mexico, but the agents there are rookies and can't do it on their own. So...... I want you to go there and take care of it. Rest assured, it's just a small issue, and you can treat this trip as a vacation! Maybe you'll meet a pretty girl, something will happen......" Nick Fury patted Coulson on the shoulder and smiled.

And Coulson also lifted the "alarm" in his heart and relaxed when he heard that it was not really a holiday, but a "vacation" in a similar way as before. Of course, he didn't show any flaws on his face, but instead showed a smile and asked with some expectation: "Sir, how is the scenery there?" I've never been there. ”

"Hmm...... The scenery is picturesque and you will be absolutely impressed. Nick Fury gave a meaningful expression.

"I'm looking forward to it." Coulson's smile was always so gentle, but I don't know what he thought in his heart.

……

"Huh? Didn't you promise to protect the prince of Asgard? Why are you still here? Si Lan looked at the person who appeared in front of him, and his face was surprised.

"What's the hurry? You won't die if you go a little late! Sinan inspected the kitchen, and after finding that Si Lan didn't cook his own meal, he directly took the red wine stew beef stew in front of Si Lan and feasted on it.

"Hey! That's mine! Seeing that Sinan snatched his lunch, Si Lan didn't have time to care about the Alaskan prince, and stretched out his hand to take back his food.

"Don't be so stingy! Let me take two more bites! It's a pity that the red wine beef stew in Si Nan's hand was still snatched back by Si Lan. But Sinan didn't care, because he took a salad next to him while Si Lan was grabbing the beef, and ate it with relish.

Si Lan hated Si Nan when he saw Si Nan's scoundrel appearance, but he also knew that even if he went to grab the salad again, the result would be the same as before, so he had to glare at Si Nan fiercely.

Sinan didn't care when he saw Si Lan's eyes wanting to bite, and while eating the salad, he muttered about Si Lan: "Four dishes and one soup, cold and hot...... Why do you eat alone at noon, do you make such a hearty meal? I haven't seen you so active in my life, why did you take the initiative today? Aren't you afraid of getting fat after eating so much? ”

"Don't worry about it, hurry up and protect your Alaskan prince after eating!" Due to his impatience, Si Lan seemed to blurt out something strange.

"Alaska...... Puff haha...... "Sinan laughed out loud after hearing Si Lan's slip of the tongue, fortunately he didn't have anything in his mouth, otherwise Si Lan on the other side ...... A "crime" almost happened!

"Don't tell me, that prince is a bit like Alaska! They are all professional households for demolition...... But compared to Alaska, he is more like a husky, because they are both enough for two ......" Sinan said something that Si Lan didn't understand, and then smiled in front of Si Lan like a fool of more than a hundred catties, which successfully raised Si Lan's anger to a new level.

Of course, Sinan just looks like a fool, not really a fool. After he inadvertently saw Si Lan's obviously deteriorating face, he immediately stopped laughing, showed a dry smile to Si Lan, and pushed back the unfinished salad.

"That...... I'll finish eating, and I'll leave first......" After saying that, Sinan opened the portal and jumped in like a run.