Chapter 261: It's okay to mess with any hooligans
At that moment, his mood was not to mention how happy he was, and he said that the sour old Xijing had a tense atmosphere, and he would find it in a short time, and he would have to damage him when he went back in a while.
But immediately, he was dumbfounded, only to see a vague face gradually appear on the rippling water, it stands to reason that this situation should indeed occur, but the face that appeared on the water surface of Kete Niang is obviously a bald man, this Nima is not right.
I saw that the water waves were getting bigger and bigger, and two thin streams of water were lowered from the two chopsticks and slowly poked out.
Niu Zhan saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly pulled out the chopsticks, good guy, this is a demon that was recruited, and eighty percent of them ran out of the underworld, this is to cross the Yin Bridge and run away. If it's the soul he brought back, it should be a drop of water splashed on the chopsticks.
"Your uncle, who is your special mother, where did you come from?" Niu Struggle doesn't know what politeness is, especially this kind of road rage, which is obviously not a good thing.
"Acquaintance, let Lao Tzu pass, Lao Tzu doesn't want to stay in that broken village, otherwise, I will pester you for the rest of my life, so that you can't survive and die" The voice was poured directly from Niu Struggle Tianling, extremely arrogant.
Sure enough, it is the evil ghost of the underworld, Niu Zhan immediately understood where the village he said in his mouth was, it was definitely the evil dog ridge of the underworld, after the evil person died, the soul would be bitten into pieces by the hellhound, and then restored, and then bitten into pieces, and so on, until there was repentance, and then it could get by, because there were too many remnant souls gathered there, just like the villages and towns.
Being able to run out of the Vicious Dog Ridge is indeed a powerful master, Niu Struggle didn't expect to build a yin and yang road, which is convenient for these dog things. If it is put in normal times, he may not be able to clean it up. It's a pity that now that guy is in the bowl, as long as the chopsticks are withdrawn, in this world, Niu Struggle is the boss, no matter how arrogant he is, it is in vain, he can't enter, and he can't retreat.
"Damn, with whom are the two, you are stupid when you are a special mother, and you don't understand the ball, right, when you get here, you are still with me, your special mother's brain was eaten by a dog, so she took a few as IQ, right?" Niu Struggle was already irritable, but he was provoked by this unsightly anger, and all the dirty words spewed out.
The bald demon didn't think about a few words to scare people, he saw that the spell was cast by a young man, thinking that the mana was not high, so he ran out desperately, wanting to take a risk. The key point is not what he said, but what he said was poured into the heavenly spirit, he wanted to use the evil qi to suppress the three souls of the cow's struggle, and he occupied the body and escaped the purgatory of the underworld. If it was an ordinary Taoist priest, just when he roared like that just now, his soul would have been unstable a long time ago.
Who would have thought that instead of being suppressed, this young man was scolded three times worse than him, and he suddenly became empty, if people didn't let him go, he would really be done playing. The tone instantly said that it was much more euphemistic when it sounded good, but if it was ugly, it was cowardly: "Monks, it's not good to scold people!" ”
"I'll go to your uncle, scold you, I'm so damn that you have no return, grow so big, I haven't seen anyone dare to yell at me like this, you just call the lamp in the pit to light up, look for death, you" was scolding, Niu Struggle's eyes suddenly lit up, and muttered: "Mao pit, Mao pit"
As he spoke, his eyes couldn't help but glance at the toilet in the corner of the yard, what are the evil ghosts most afraid of, and urine! Anyway, an evil ghost like him who escaped will definitely be caught back by Yin Cha at night, just to relieve his anger, anyway, when he touches feces and urine, he has no mana, and he can't do evil, and he can't run away.
The bald demon immediately understood, and his voice trembled: "Big brother, don't be impulsive!" ”
Niu Struggle was in no mood to deal with him, anyway, he was scolded, and walked to the toilet with the bowl.
"Big brother, uncle, father, ancestor, I was wrong, give me a way to live!"
"It's useless to call dear," Niu Struggle said angrily.
"Darling, darling, I love you, spare me" The bald man faced his reputation and ruined his temperament.
"The toilets are cleaner than yours, wash them well" Niu Struggle didn't have a drop of water left, and poured it all into the toilet, not at ease, unbuttoned his pants and poured a soak of his own brewed supreme boy urine, which was done.
Sour Lao Xi saw Niu Zhan scolding and scolding from home and went into the toilet with a bowl, and then came out again with a smile on his face, and hurriedly followed.
"What's going on?"
Niu Zhan simply said the matter, and Sour Laoxi couldn't help but admire: "In the world, there is no more Bini lacking virtue!" ”
"Cut, have you never seen my master, my master told me one thing back then, he also met an evil ghost, do you know how he got it, he also detained the soul of the evil ghost in the water, and then poured it into the jade net bottle held in the hand of the Bodhisattva of Guanyin Temple, the yin difference of the underworld was not found at first, and then when it was finally held, guess what, when he heard the Buddha's name, he immediately fainted, haha."
Sour Lao Xi also smiled with him: "How is it, is the water introduction method useful?" ”
"I was messed with by that dead ghost, I'll try again, you're not staying in the house, what are you doing here."
"There is old man Su here, don't be afraid, Russia is settled."
"Oh!"
Niu Zhan replied casually, and followed the process just now, but this time, he dripped a drop of blood from his middle finger in the water, in order to prevent an oolong incident like the one just now.
When Sour Laoxi saw Niu Fen putting the chopsticks into three inches, his eyes suddenly widened, and unexpectedly, he did not accuse, but showed an imperceptible pride.
He sent a message to the gods of heaven and earth again, but this time, the water in the bowl did not move at all, and he waited for a few minutes, and the dry thatch did not move at all.
"Hey, it seems that the gods don't want to pay attention to me!" Niu Struggle laughed at himself.
"No, it may not be found, and it can't be measured in the hexagram, so it doesn't work, it seems 。。。。。。。" Sour Lao Xi didn't finish speaking.
Niu Struggle understood that what he wanted to say was that eighty percent of the soul was scattered, but he disagreed: "My intuition tells me that the soul is still there, but what happened, we don't know!" ”
"Hey, it's time to eat!" At this time, Su Xianyi also went out and shouted at them, he was entrusted by the sour old west, and when he saw that someone was cooking, lest they see that something was wrong, so he hurriedly came out to call someone first.
"Eat first!" Niu Zhan was a little depressed, and he picked up the bowl and was about to pour the water inside.
"Wait a minute, Ni, it doesn't seem right!"
Niu Zhan looked into the bowl and found that the thatch had sunk to the bottom: "Hey, after soaking for a long time, it will naturally sink, what's all the fuss about?" ”
"This grass is still dry!"
"What do you mean?" Niu Zhan heard that there was a change, and quickly asked.
"Master Ni may not have taught Nun, the thatch sinks to the bottom, which means that someone wants to take the initiative to help Ni find it!"
"Someone? I don't have any fairy friends, do I? ”
"It doesn't have to be a god, don't think about it, eat first, wow, since you are willing to help Ni, you must not be an enemy, he will give Ni a response if you can't find it, and you will know when the time comes!"
"Well, who could it be, weird."
(End of chapter)