Personal Safety Accident Insurance???

Don't think that he, Tang San, who is so old, has never left the world he is in, and he has no knowledge at all.

He still knows what personal safety accident insurance is.

But......

What does he want that thing for?

Because there are too many people who are worried about eating him, so buy an insurance and leave some compensation after you are eaten?

But the question is...... He had no father, no mother, no children, no relatives.

He died, and the insured only had the master and a few apprentices, right?

He died all his own deaths, and he used his life to earn a foundation for his apprentices, and he felt that he was not so great.

As for his own master......

Hehe, his master is so rich, will he have a little bit of pressure in his heart?

Thinking about it this way, Tang Sanfu felt that he didn't need this personal safety accident insurance at all!

It was his master, Tang Sanfu considered whether to persuade his master to buy one when he went back, and the insured filled in himself.

When the time comes, if his master has three disasters and five evils, he can also leave something for himself, right? ?

"Auntie, this insurance, the poor monk shouldn't need it, right?

After all...... A poor monk is a monk, and he doesn't even know who the insured person fills in the insurance after buying insurance. ”

The woman in black glanced at Tang San's funeral strangely.

"Are you confusing our heavens and worlds personal safety accident insurance with some insurance that does not enter the stream?

Is our insurance comparable to those low-end products?

This Heavens and Worlds Personal Safety Accident Insurance is a new business developed by me in partnership with a guy who claims to be able to sell anything in the Heavens and Worlds.

As long as you apply for insurance from us, you can get our Su VIP VIP service, when the life safety of the policyholder is threatened, facing fatal danger, there will be our Su special insurance broker to resolve the crisis for the policyholder, take the policyholder to a safe place, to ensure that the life safety of the policyholder will not be threatened. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......." is so tall?

The woman in black nodded, "Naturally, this is a new project that I came up with after studying the market for a long time, you are the first customer, do you want to consider it?"

For the sake of you calling your aunt, I can give you a ninety-nine discount. ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

This aunt screamed..... He's earned it, hasn't he?

But......

"The poor monk said that the loftiness is not this insurance, but the title of the heavens and all worlds that can sell anything.

Just this title has a feeling that people look up to the mountains. ”

Tang Sanfu looked up at the sky, everything in the heavens and all worlds can be sold, how rich is that?

Mamma Mia, when you go back, you must ask your master if he is so rich.

If not.......

Woman in Black: "......."

Aren't we talking about insurance? What the hell are you talking about?

Calling this kind of thing, standing at the top of the worlds, who doesn't have a few lofty titles?

Like the heavens and all the worlds can sell anything, like the holy master of all worlds and so on.

The title is not tall enough, and I'm embarrassed to go out, right??

It seemed that through the face of the woman in black, he could read her thoughts, and Tang San was buried to make amends.

"That...... I still don't know what your title is, auntie? Isn't it more lofty? ”

The woman in black looked at Tang San's burial, and her face suddenly became a little strange.

"They generally call me...... The heavens and the worlds can buy anything. ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

Auntie!

Aunt!

Dear Aunt!

You're my aunt!

Are you missing a pendant on your leg?

Do you feel too light on your feet when you walk? Isn't there a thigh-hugging one?

I Tang San buried the heavens and buried the common people, professionally hugged the thighs for five hundred years, and the uncomfortable hugging can be hugged again.

I Tang Sanfu specializes in eating soft rice and hugging thighs for five hundred years, as a leg pendant, you will definitely not feel ashamed to take it out.

After all...... We are the face of the Journey to the West group.

The barrage in his heart swiped the screen frantically, if he wasn't afraid of being kicked to death, Tang Sanfu would definitely rush over desperately and hug the thigh of the senior aunt in front of him tightly.

This is a golden thigh!

The heavens and the worlds can buy anything.

What kind of message does these words reveal?

In short, it can be summed up in four words - rich, capricious.

As long as you can get it, there is nothing she can't afford, what kind of pride is this?

It's more arrogant than the one that can sell anything, right?

After all, if you can sell anything, you are only selling something, and the thing itself is not necessarily worth that price.

Therefore, if you keep the things that can't be sold, the price is discounted and the goods are pressed.

And people can buy anything, those things in your hand, no matter what price they offer, they can afford it.

In this way, the cliff can still buy anything than sell anything.

The cliff can buy anything, and it is more expensive than selling everything.

Woman in Black: "......"

If you think so, you're right.

After all...... The money from the guy's sale ended up in her hands.

"How? Do you want to have a personal safety accident insurance for the heavens and all worlds? ”

Tang Sanfu looked at the golden thighs in front of him, thought about it, and nodded fiercely.

Regardless of whether it is useful or not, this is a golden thigh in front of me, and you have to build a good relationship.

"Okay."

When it comes to business, the woman in black is really not cold at all, and I don't know if it's because of being close to Zhu Zhechi.

Seeing Tang Sanfu nodding, the woman in black directly took out a golden scroll.

"This is an insurance policy, based on the unit price of one World Origin, and each World Origin can get one indefinite chance of life protection, or multiple life protection opportunities for a period of fifty years.

In short, it is a life-saving life, and after you buy it, it is valid forever as long as you don't use it.

The 50-year life protection opportunity is the 50-year insurance period, no matter how many times it will protect your life. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

It's a tall feeling, but it's ..... The origin of the world, how can I take that thing out of it myself!

The woman in black glanced at Tang Sanfu strangely, "No, you have more than a dozen copies of the World Origin on you." ”

Tang San's funeral: "......" Nani?

The woman in black raised her hand a little, and a small glass ball flew out of Tang San's body.

"Isn't that it?"

Tang San's burial: "......."

Is this the origin of the world?

Are you kidding me?

Isn't this the glass ball that Master casually threw to him when he was a child playing with the dog in Dead Man's Mountain and losing all of them?

At the beginning, the master gave him a bunch of them, and he lost a dozen of them and forgot to take them out in the storage ring, but he didn't want this to be the legendary origin of the world.

If this is the World Origin, then it seems that the World Origin suddenly becomes less valuable.

Looking at the golden-thighed black-clothed young lady in front of her, it seems that she doesn't have that sense of sight with a heroic pavement.

The young lady in black: "......"

MMP, your family is rich, you can be willful?

Scolding in her heart, the movements of the young lady's hands were not slow, and with a little hand, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice were added to the list of high-quality customers.

This list of high-quality customers is the list of people with relatively high consumption potential in the heavens and all worlds that he and his family have made.

There have only been a dozen of them for countless years, and now there are more...... Two.

The young lady in black accepted Tang Sanzang's World Origin, looked at Tang Sanzang and asked, "Okay, do you want a permanent or fifty-year policy?" ”

"Fifty years."

Tang Sanzang replied without hesitation.

With his habit of dying carelessly, let alone fifty years, it is not certain how many times he will die in five years, so he chooses a fifty-year period...... Absolutely sure to make money and not lose money.

Moreover, even if you don't use it, it's nothing, it's a big deal to continue it for another fifty years when the time comes.

It's okay, his family is rich and willful.

When the time comes, look for the dog's eggs, and exchange the lost ones for silver, which will be enough for a while.

And..... Even if it's all used up, it's fine, his master is rich!

The young lady in black: "....... Let's go. ”

Tang San's burial was so heartfelt that the young lady couldn't bear to look at it directly, and after throwing the insurance policy and a small bag that didn't know what it contained to Tang San's burial, she disappeared in front of Tang San's funeral in an instant.

After putting away the insurance policy and the small bag, Tang Sanfu continued his unfinished suicide mission.

Raised his hands, although the newly grown left hand was still a little uncoordinated, he still easily slapped himself to death.

Lying on the ground with a bang, his consciousness began to fall into a coma, and it didn't take long for him to ......

Tang San's burial body was cold.

I don't know how long it took, when Tang San woke up in a daze, when he opened his eyes, what he saw was a terrifying skeletal face with the soul fire in his eyes fluctuating violently, and a terrifying skeletal face that could be extinguished at any time.

"Ahh Hell! ”

Tang San let out a miserable scream, and a shoe was lined up on the skeleton's face.

After the filming was over, Tang Sanfu saw the person who came clearly.

"Huh? Blackie, it's you! ”

Black Skeleton: "......" You're a little black, your whole family is a little black.

"Tell me, how did you kill yourself again?"

Tang San's funeral: "......"

What does this word mean? Tell the poor monk about it, do you have any opinions about the poor monk?

Black Skull: "Isn't it?" It's been less than a year, and you've been resurrected from me twice.

Those who know that I am the Huangquan envoy, and those who don't know think that I am a servant for your family's soul. ”

Looking at the aggrieved face of the black skeleton, Tang Sanfu showed a somewhat comforting smile on his face

"Hey, it's an accident, it's a pure accident this time."

The black skeleton stared at Tang Sanfu with a pair of empty eyes, waiting for him to come up with an answer that would satisfy him.

Tang Sanfu: "You may not believe it, this time the poor monk himself doesn't know how he hung up." ”

Black Skull: "......."

Look at the second senior brother who burst out on one side, look at the third Sha Laosan who is still listening and pretend to be silent on the other side, look at the great sage who is still stained with the blood and brains of the second senior brother on the iron rod, and look at the white horse that fell to the ground without swallowing the grass in his mouth, the black skeleton thinks..... He seemed to believe.

"Then tell me the details."

Tang Sanfu immediately told his own experience, including the second senior brother rushing to the cold, the second senior brother feeling that Sha Laosan was weird, and the white horse hissed, and the great sage suddenly burst out and killed the second senior brother.

also includes that he suddenly woke up and found that it was a dream, but saw that Sister Bailong was missing for some reason.

That's right, Sister Bailong!

Subconsciously glanced at his wrist, and the soft voice of Sister Bailong came from his wrist, "I'm here." ”

Tang San's funeral was instantly relieved, looking at the black skeleton, "The poor monk felt that Sha Laosan had always said that he wanted to eat Tang monk's meat, and he had some doubts in his heart, so he gave his meat to the apprentices to eat."

After the apprentices ate it, they all fell to the ground, and the poor monk also slapped himself to death after that, and when he woke up, he saw you.

Therefore, the poor monk is really witty..... Came up with this way to escape from that strange world and avoid a catastrophe. ”

Black Skull: "......."

"Huh? Blackie, why does your face seem to get darker? ”

Black Skull: "...... I've said it a few times, don't call me Xiao Hei, I'm not Xiao Hei.

Also, did you save yourself from life? I wasted a drop of soul blood to revive you.

Otherwise, you'll be able to plant a tree on your grave! ”

Tang San's burial: "....... Hehe, who's going to talk to whom, right, Xiaohei?

There is no difference between the poor monk you save and the poor monk who saves himself, right? ”

Blackie: "........"

"Whew~"

The black skeleton let out a long sigh of relief, "That's it, I can't blame you for things." ”

"Oh?"

Tang Sanfu became interested when he heard it, "What's the matter?" Blackie, do you know the truth of the matter? ”

The black skeleton glanced weakly at Tang Sanfu, who was still calling himself a little black, and nodded helplessly.

"Isn't it Qingming today? The current Hades King Gu Cha Master of the Underworld celebrates the birthday of the first unknown number of epochs today.

Our boss Huangquan Tianzun and the boss of the Lechuan realm went to celebrate the birthday of the ancient tea master, and in order to grab the seat next to the ancient tea master, the two bigwigs fought.

Originally, it was just a point-to-point contest, but I didn't want our boss to oppose him in front of the ancient tea master five times because of the old bald donkey of Lechuan, and he was ruthless in order to teach the bald donkey a lesson.

The bald donkey of Lethe River also fought a real fire, and the two sides summoned their subordinates without saying a word, and launched the thirty-seventh war of the year between the Huangquan Realm and the Lethe Chuan Realm.

The result.....

Just when we were fighting in the Huangquan Realm and the Lechuan Realm, a few guys in the cage began to get restless and wanted to escape from the cage.

Before, I wondered why they didn't make trouble this time, but now it seems that the succubus in the First Demon Realm has searched for your existence and sensed the soul blood mark signed with me on your body.

Then, by activating the law of material exchange such as activating on you, you will be able to exchange your soul with it, thus escaping the Yellow Springs Realm. ”

Tang San's burial: "......." this ......

I don't know why, listening to the truth that Xiao Hei said, Tang Sanfu suddenly felt powerless to complain.

He felt that there were a lot of grooves stuck in his throat, but he couldn't spit out a single one.

Especially this fight, it's like a child's house.

Tianzun: Bald donkey, dare to rob the master with the poor road.

Ancient Buddha: Stinky Taoist, the poor monk is robbing your master, you have the ability to beat me!

Then, the two of them opened it, not only did they open it, but they also pulled a group of younger brothers to have a good time.

This......

Wayward!

Tang San's burial can only be described in these three words.

That's right, three words, with an exclamation mark!

"That'..... Why did my apprentices have an accident? ”

As soon as Tang Sanfu asked this, he saw Xiao Hei looking at himself as if he was stupid.

"Don't you seem to be a safer? I've said it's a couple of restless guys, a couple of ..... Naturally, it is impossible to exchange only one for equivalent exchange! ”

As soon as he said this, Tang Sanfu understood.

The second senior brother felt cold before, it should be that the first person who escaped from prison has completed the exchange, and the object of the exchange should be Sha Laosan, so the second senior brother will find Sha Laosan weird.

After that, the white horse let out a long roar, it should be that the white horse was also poisoned, and the great sage attacked the second senior brother at the same time, and he should have felt that the second senior brother also had a problem.

It's just that after the Great Sage attacked the second senior brother, he was not spared from being poisoned, and in the end, Tang San buried himself, and he also lay on the stone and unknowingly ruined the poisonous hands of others.

The four masters and apprentices plus the white horse were taken to the Huangquan Realm, and the five fugitives abandoned their bodies and fled after escaping from the Huangquan Realm with their bodies, and now they are missing.

It is precisely because of this that after suddenly waking up, he feels that everything is so strange.

As for Sha Laosan's constant mention of Tang monk meat.

Maybe it was because he had eaten his previous lives nine times, and the instinct in his soul could sense that eating Tang monk's meat would help them at that time.

And the facts are also ..... After eating their own flesh, they seemed to be dead in the Yellow Springs Realm, but in fact, they escaped from the trap left by those fugitives and returned to their own world.

He didn't have to ask Xiao Hei at all, he could be sure for himself.

After all, the three apprentices and the true spirit of the white horse were floating on the corpse in ignorance at the moment, but the subconscious of himself and Sha Laosan may have overestimated the power of Tang Seng Meat.

Tang Seng Meat allowed them to come back from the Yellow Spring Realm, but it didn't make them really come back to life.

So......

"Xiao Hei, look at the poor monks and apprentices who suffered this catastrophe, it was also caused by the fight between your old Dao Huangquan Tianzun and the ancient Buddha of the Lechuan realm.

Even in this fight, you have a part to play and a responsibility.

So..... Let's see if you can save the apprentices of the poor monks as well, and we will be cleared? ”

Blackie: "......

"What? Xiao Hei, look at who is with whom we are, don't be so stingy! ”

Black: "......."

Tang Sanfu: "Hey, Xiao Hei, you're boring!" ”

Blackie: "....... Do you look at my skeleton like I have so many half-bloods? ”

Tang San's burial: "......."

Yes, it's good that Xiao Hei can save himself, but looking at this appearance of kidney deficiency, it is estimated that he can't save his apprentice.

So, what to do?

Subconsciously, Tang Sanfu remembered the small bag that the young lady in black threw to him when she left.

The insurance policy is bought, and the small bag is naturally a giveaway.

After all...... Ninety-nine fold isn't it? My aunt and sister have taken a whole world origin from herself.

So......

Tang Sanfu escaped from the small bag, and four balls of fluorescent light flew out of the small bag, which fell into the eyebrows of the Great Sage, Second Senior Brother, Sha Laosan, and Bai Ma respectively.

In the next moment, all the injuries healed, the true spirit returned to the body, and the three precious apprentices and one baby mount were all resurrected.

Black: "......."

Looking at the white crystal that was still left in Tang San's burial bag, he suddenly felt ...... His own blood was really wasted.

ps:mmp,Accidentally more than 5,000 words.,It's a super large chapter.,I'll keep thinking about it.,Send it out one piece.。