17. Owl brand dive bomber
The house-elves of Hogwarts are heartbroken in Li Kuan's diet, from selecting ingredients, washing vegetables, cooking, and serving, every process is done by the best house-elf chef. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, Li Kuan looked at the exquisite food on the table, and still had no appetite to eat. After just eating some things to get to the bottom, he gave everything to Eru the cat Xiling.
"Still don't have an appetite?" Hermione Granger asked as she looked at Li Kuan and tapped her fingers on the table boringly.
Li Kuan sighed and said, "After eating the food that radiates light, eating this kind of mortal food is simply a sin. I didn't want to starve to death, so I barely ate a little. ”
"Then why not let the house-elves do some? Their craftsmanship is very good! ”
"Raw materials are scarce, and that tiramisu is a delicacy made with the potions of the black-robed black-haired professor. This morning the house-elf told me that the professor was so close to his potions that he couldn't steal them. ”
"Poof...... Ahem! Was that stolen? Hermione Granger's pudding in her mouth almost squirted, and she wondered if her ears were broken before she heard Li Kuan say that the house-elf had stolen the professor's potion...... Their brains are broken?
"Or else! That's a potion worth thousands of gold galleons, and no matter how rich Hogwarts is, there's no way we'll eat and drink for nothing. Li Kuan changed his posture and said with his chin propped up.
Thousands of Galleons...... Hermione licked her lips, as if reminiscing about the deliciousness of tiramisu at the time.
Well...... She couldn't afford such an expensive pastry......
"Speaking of which, the afternoon class is this professor's Potions."
"You want to?"
"Ann la, you're mistaken! I'm not going to let that professor cook for us. Li Kuan smiled and shook his hand and said, "I want to learn his skills in refining potions, and then make my own food." ”
"Meow~!"
Ailu cat Xiling scratched Li Kuan's clothes, looked at Li Kuan pitifully, and pointed at himself with his furry paws.
"Little glutton, I won't forget you!" Li Kuan gently flicked the forehead of Ailu Cat Xiling with his hand and said with a smile.
"You're so nice to it, I've never seen an owner pamper his pet like this." Hermione looked enviously at Li Kuan's gentle treatment of Elu the cat and said out loud, "Even Neville wouldn't give the potion to Fortune to eat." ”
"Oh~ The image is very deep, the little fat man who treats the chocolate frog as a pet."
An eagle's cry flew in through the skylight of the Hogwarts cafeteria, and countless owls flew down from the sky clutching envelopes or packages.
"The dive bomber is coming!"
Li Kuan's face changed, and he pushed the soup on the table far away, leaving only a plate of breadcrumbs and slices of meat.
Hermione only had time to take a sip of the soup before she was pushed away from under her mouth by Li Kuan.
"Shintaka has arrived!" There were Hufflepuff students shouting loudly.
The ensuing scene is nothing short of a disaster, the old man calmly reaches out to catch the package, and the new student is hit by the soup from the package that falls from the sky, splashing all over his body. The most disgusting thing was Ron Weasley's owl next to Harry, who plunged headlong into the soup bowl and smacked the two of them in the face. From afar, Lee could see the vegetable leaves on Ron Weasley's head and the mashed potatoes on Harry's face.
Hermione looked at the disaster around her with palpitations, no resentment after Li Kuan snatched food from his mouth, and no thought of wanting to drink soup.
Just when everyone thought that the package had arrived, one or two black shadows flew over the colorful glass mural on the wall of the dining room, and then the sound of wings stirring came out.
"Merlene's boxers! That's how many owls there are! The Gryffindor students marveled as they watched more black shadows flash across the glass wall.
"That'...... That's not an owl......"
Li Kuan looked at the flashing shadow of the flying animal, looked at Hermione aggrievedly, swallowed his saliva and said, "Lady Hermione, please stay away from me!" ”
Not sure why, Hermione obediently shifted her position.
"And you, little Xiling. Find a place to stay on your own, and remember to dig me out later. Li Kuan looked at the shadows that were getting closer and closer, and said to the dazed Ailu cat Xiling.
"Meow~?"
“…… Forget it, time is running out, come back to your arms! ”
"Meow?"
"Look back at the window!"
"Meow !!"
Seeing the black-pressed flying animal, Ailu Cat Xiling jumped into Li Kuan's arms in one step, arching inside like an ostrich.
Only then did Li Kuan turn his head to look at the animals flying from the sky! That's not an owl! It was a nightmare for Li Kuan before he was five years old, and he was once controlled by his elders!
"Ang~!"
"Chirp~!"
"Roar~!"
……
Countless wonderful animals roared and leaped in from the Hogwarts skylight, and packages fell from the sky, burying Li Kuan alive in it with lightning speed.
This is much more terrifying than the owl express, and countless gifts flew towards Li Kuan's whole body with impact.
"Let's talk about it first! Bury people without slapping their faces! A slap in the face doesn't break the face! Li Kuan said loudly on the table. If Li Kuan has a choice, he would prefer to accept the owl's express, which is more gentle......
When the last letter had fallen on top of the tomb and placed it, the animals flew out cheering along the skylight.
"Ah Kuan! Hiro! You okay? Hermione reacted and asked aloud.
"Puff~"
Li Kuan's head came out of the pile of gifts, and he climbed out with his hands and feet and gasped, "I thought those old antiques in the family had forgotten my height, but I didn't expect them to know." Can't this bad taste be changed? If one day I am going to be stoned or crushed to death by a gift, it will be a real shame! ”
Elu the cat Xiling fell out of Li Kuan's arms, and her supple hair turned into circles of curly hair piled up on her body.
"Meow~"
Eru the cat Silling brushed her hair with her tongue as she sniffed at the pile of gifts, sensing that it had what it needed.
However, Li Kuan, who had long been accustomed to such things, picked up the letter at the top and read it.
"It's a scared letter, exactly like what you've seen in other books." Hermione said seriously, "If you don't look at it right away, it'll use it on its own." ”
Then what else is there to say, Li Kuan peeled off the paint on the letter, and the letter immediately turned into a mouth, suspended in mid-air and shouted loudly, "...... Stinky boy with no conscience, do you have a daughter-in-law and forget your mother? Or is it a person playing in the dorm room with something that is not suitable for children? Such an important matter as the magic power of the light attribute didn't even notify us in advance! Your father came to Europe non-stop! ……”