Chapter 520: Swordsmanship: Joker Limited Edition!
"Ladies! Gentlemen! ”
On stage, the host said in an enthusiastic voice, "Welcome to Gotham, as always, I think you're really looking forward to seeing me again — well, I'll admit, this time you're looking forward to something different." In fact, I'm looking forward to it as much as you do, and I can't wait to sit among you. ”
The host paused, as if expecting the audience to laugh good-naturedly – certainly not.
The real scene is far more chaotic than what you see on the screen.
When the host told a joke, everyone cooperated and burst into laughter, which was the effect of post-editing.
The audience at the scene was not a primary school student who listened to the teacher.
The slightly noisy scene, the originally popular host was ignored.
Almost everyone craned their necks and looked at the door where the backstage guests would come out, like ducks that had been lifted by someone's neck.
Looking forward to the clown's arrival.
As a literate host, of course, I won't lose my temper because of this little problem.
Smiling for two seconds, as if nothing had happened, the host said, "So, let's have tonight's guest, the big star of Gotham City, Mr. Joker!" ”
The light dimmed, and the only beam hit the door.
The iconic purple suit appeared behind the door, and in the darkness, the strange, unnormal face was gradually revealed.
A suppressed exclamation came from the audience.
It's not a dress rehearsal, it's that kind of face that really has a special magic.
It can bring out the fear in people's hearts.
Adjusting a gentle smile, Bai Ye stretched out his hand, waved it twice, and said, "Hello everyone, I'm a clown, a clown who has reformed and wants to be a good person." ”
There was a moment of silence.
There was cheering, whistling, screaming, and applause.
As the lights came on, the scene became heated again.
Entertained to death, these Gotham ironheads who participated in the interview fully interpreted these four words.
"Welcome, Mr. Clown."
The host walked up to Bai Ye and stretched out his hand.
As soon as Bai Ye stretched out his hand, he retracted it and said with an exaggerated expression and tone: "Wait, when you shake hands with me, there won't be a sudden release of electricity from the glove, right?" ”
Current gloves, some little tricks of the clown.
It's not so much a prank to deter the enemy as it is a prank.
"Of course." Bai Ye jerked out his hand and grabbed the host.
"Ha, I knew it wouldn't." The host laughed.
"Yes!"
White Night smiled timidly.
The host screamed and was about to withdraw his hand, but it turned out that the hand was like an iron tong, so that his hand could not be taken out.
However, the current did not "flow" out of the white gloves either.
"Haha, a joke." Bai Ye said with a smile and let go of his hand.
The scene also erupted in loud laughter.
The interaction and the effect of the program have reached an absolutely wonderful full score.
Still without any rehearsals.
Watching the ratings soar, those tycoons all showed a smile of relief.
"You scared me! You scared me! ”
The host put on an exaggerated expression, pointed to the white night twice, and casually showed a bright and formulaic smile again, "Okay, let's welcome Mr. Clown again!" ”
"Thank you, thank you all for your welcome."
The one who said this was not a white night.
The place where the sound comes from is not the center of the stage.
It is the entrance and exit of the auditorium.
At the door of the black hole, a slightly strange and exaggerated voice sounded.
A beam of light struck down.
The other, a purple suit, green hair, and bright red lips, stood there in Gotham-style.
A "bright" smile at everyone: "Surpris!" ”
His voice was loud, even without a microphone, enough to reach the entire studio.
Joker, appeared!
"What's going on!"
"What the hell!"
The tycoons who are watching the live broadcast now almost smashed their wine glasses to the ground.
Their live broadcast is a real live broadcast.
The live broadcast seen by the audience in front of the "TV" will be slowed down by about two minutes, and if something happens, the studio will have enough time to control the overall situation.
"Cut it off!"
"Stop me!"
No one knows why there is another clown.
There is no doubt that this interview went bankrupt with the appearance of another clown.
Unfortunately, the tycoons' orders could no longer reach the studio.
Over there, it no longer belongs to them.
With exaggerated steps, the clown walked down the aisle in the audience and stepped onto the stage.
Standing beside the white night, he bent down and saluted, and his movements were elegant.
Like a gentleman of high society.
The host's mouth opens and closes, this script is different from what was said!
He winked wildly at the cameraman.
suddenly found that those cameramen were not his usual colleagues at all.
Smiling at the host, the men took out gas masks with exaggerated clown livery and put them on their heads.
The host couldn't help but take two steps back and sat directly on the soft sofa.
The frightened performance made the audience, who originally thought it was a special script, also restless.
Someone stood up and ran to the entrance, only to find that the door had closed somehow.
After smashing it twice, the door naturally did not move.
The commotion began to spread.
"Hahahaha!"
The Joker laughed maniacally, "I knew you liked me coming back." ”
"Do you think that's a sign of liking?" Bai Ye asked with a smile next to him.
"Of course, they'll be smiling a lot later." The clown circled around the white night and reached out to poke him, "Clayface? It's not like it, it's funny. ”
For this impostor, the clown is curious.
"I also found it very interesting." Bai Ye smiled and said, "Aren't you dead?" ”
"That's right!"
The clown opened his hands, "But, I'm back!" ”
"How did you get back?" Bai Ye asked, this was his primary concern.
"Want to know?" The clown smiled.
"Answer me quickly, or I can't guarantee what will happen." White Night became "serious".
The clown took a step back sharply, raised his hands, and said in an exaggerated tone, "I'm scared, I'm scared." ”
With his words, from the central air-conditioning vents, there was a "zizi" sound.
Strange gases erupted from within.
Laughing gas, a weird poison gas made by clowns.
It can make people laugh the most pleasantly in their lives, and then laugh happily at Jiuquan.
The clown himself is immune to this poison gas, so he didn't put on a gas mask, just looked at Bai Ye and smiled.
Unable to see any signs of fear on his identical face, the Joker was a little disappointed and said, "You're not expecting that bathead to break through the door, are you?" ”
"Joker's first interview, don't you think the bat head will pay attention?" Bai Ye asked.
"He will." "But as before, he'll only show up at the last moment." ”
Obviously, the Joker must have used some means to make people trip Batman.
"And the little idiots who welcomed me back, they should have a hot fight with the dear officers." The Joker continued, "Our Director Gordon is going to be busy again at night. ”
As he spoke, the entire studio was filled with laughing gas.
Many of the audience members began to let out strange and strange laughter.
Almost transparent laughing gas that does not affect the line of sight.
There were no delays in the studio, and the cameramen perfectly transmitted the scenes from the studio to the homes of Gotham.
The clown happily walked around the white night, dancing an unknown dance, and then pulled up the host who did not run away, and danced a pas de deux.
Bai Ye simply sat on the sofa and quietly watched the clown dance.
After a few minutes, the host's exaggerated laughter grew weaker and weaker, and he was thrown aside like trash by the clown.
He began to look at the white night, his eyes narrowed, revealing a serious and terrifying expression: "Why don't you laugh? ”
"Let's make a deal, you tell me why you can be resurrected, and I'll laugh at you." White Night made a deal.
“…… No, no. The clown shook his head, "Because I don't know either." ”
"You don't know?" Bai Ye's brows furrowed slightly.
"Yes, that's how I was resurrected? Surprised? Surprise? "This proves that the city needs me, and the bathead needs me!" ”
"I don't even know how I was resurrected, so what do I want you for?"
Bai Ye said dissatisfiedly and stretched out his hand.
The clown tilted his body and flew into Bai Ye's hand on his own, as if he took the initiative to send his neck into Bai Ye's palm.
"Forget it, I'll study it myself." Bai Ye said.
"Bang bang bang!"
Gunshots rang out, and the faithful cameraman just now pulled out the pistol out of nowhere.
Decisively aimed at White Night and the Joker, and pulled the trigger.
Not in the slightest fear that their bullets will hurt their bosses.
The bullet passed through the Joker's body, hovering less than a millimeter beside Bai Ye, and fell.
Bai Ye saw that the clown's wound that was pierced by a bullet healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Look, I can't be killed." The clown laughed.
"It's ugly."
Bai Ye glanced at the clown sympathetically, "You have to know that in the endless world, you can't die or something, it's just a basic operation, and besides, not dying is sometimes not a good thing." ”
The clown in his hand flew out, like a "door panel sword", and crashed into his men.
Edgeworthiness Joker Limited Edition!
Facts have proved that if they collide at a speed of more than 100 kilometers per hour, even if it is human-to-human, it will be an extremely terrible result.
The dead bodies of the clown's men are almost not human.
The Joker himself is intact, well, very quickly recovered.
With the "damage" of the videographer and the camera, the horror live broadcast finally stopped.
Before the picture freezes and goes black, what the audience in front of the Gotham TV sees is the scene of a clown hanging another clown up and beating him.
It's a dead life!
The clown beats the clown!