45. In the blink of an eye, the big official becomes a duck
"Boom ......"
Like a kite with a broken string, Ximenqing flew out in the air and smashed directly into the bun shop.
"Great Officials"
"Great Officials"
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The anxious shouts of the owner and the guys came from the bun shop.
The beautiful woman withdrew her fist, which looked a little small, picked up the white teacup, and drank it silently, with no joy or anger on her face.
The diners all looked stupid, this woman looked soft and weak, how could she move her hands, like a tigress. As everyone knows, the beautiful woman in front of them is a living tigress! If it were changed to before, Ximenqing's hand would have been bitten off.
Back in their seats, Chu Feng, Zhao Kuangyin, and Wu Song all looked at the beautiful women with some strange eyes.
Of course, these abnormalities are different, Zhao Kuangyin and Wu Song were surprised by the terrifying strength of the beautiful woman, and Chu Feng was from the perspective of an alchemist, thinking that the change of the beautiful woman was amazing, and it was worth further studying, if necessary, cut a few slices down and study it, it was also okay.
Thinking that he didn't know what to call a beautiful woman, Chu Feng coughed and said with a serious face.
"Since you have grown up, Poor Dao will give you a name, there are four of us, let's call you Hu Siniang!"
The beautiful woman raised her head, glanced at Zhao Kuangyin and Wu Song coldly, and stretched out two fingers.
Chu Feng smiled secretly in his heart, this beast is so interesting, he even has to bargain for the name.
"Okay, just call you Hu Erniang!"
Only then did the beautiful woman speak, spitting out her name word by word.
"Tiger-two-mother"
At this time, there was a bang, and Ximenqing, whose chest was full of blood, staggered out of the bun shop, Xu was stunned, and committed the confusion that a shrewd person should not commit, and saw that the beautiful woman was still sitting on the seat and did not move. Ximenqing leaned against the wall and walked out, and before he went far, he said ruthlessly: "Slut, don't want to leave Qinghe alive today, and when Lao Tzu finds a helper and finishes playing with you, he will sell you to the kiln, pick up fifty guests a day, and give birth to a litter of cheap cubs." ”
Chu Feng, Zhao Kuangyin, and Wu Song lowered their heads and drank tea at the same time, as if they had discussed it.
The beautiful woman, that is, Hu Erniang, stood up suddenly and walked over murderously.
"What do you want to do, in broad daylight, you, you ......"
Ximenqing was so frightened that he turned his head and ran towards the bun shop, but he was seriously injured, his steps staggered, relatively slow, and before he crossed the threshold, he was grabbed by Hu Erniang's hair and dragged to the ground.
"Ah, ah, whoever will save me, I will give him ten taels of gold, no, twenty taels."
Ximenqing's promise did not resonate with a single diner, and the previous flattering face all turned into schadenfreude.
Hu Erniang dragged Ximenqing to the side of the water tank full of water like a dead pig, and directly pressed Ximenqing's head in, then dragged it up, and pressed it in again, once, twice, three times, four times...... Ten ...... Twenty ......
The diners were frightened by Hu Erniang's murderous appearance, and some even wanted to leave secretly, but they were swept by Hu Erniang's cold eyes, and sat back honestly.
After a long time, Hu Erniang, who was tired of playing, let go of her hand, and Ximenqing fell down softly like no bones.
Hu Erniang looked at Ximen Qing's white neck, bared her teeth, and had the intention of biting down. At this time, a light cough came, Hu Erniang's figure was shocked, she turned her head sideways, and looked at Chu Feng's nasty face, and her face flashed with unwillingness.
"Humph!"
Snorted heavily, Hu Erniang walked to the bun shop, asked the owner for a rope, tied it around Ximenqing's neck, and dragged Ximenqing to the table under the bewildered eyes of the diners, sat down and patted the table, shouting: "Hurry up and steam the buns, this king is hungry again!" ”
In the bun shop, the shopkeeper was so frightened that he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and made a flattering face.
"Guests stay a little longer, soon it will be fine, soon it will be ......"
Hu Erniang snorted again, lowered her body, touched Ximenqing's waist, grabbed the bulging purse in her hand, and tore it open, small pieces of gold, silver, and jade were scattered on a table, which was very dazzling.
Hu Erniang picked them up one by one and looked at them curiously.
Chu Feng was confused by Hu Erniang's behavior, how could this tiger be like the eighth son of Wang for a while, fierce and unstoppable, and like a curious baby for a while, how to determine the medicinal effect of the Transformation Pill.
Halfway, a snorting sound came from under the table, followed by a sound of shame and indignation.
"How can this be reasonable, slut, you dare to treat this official like a dog......"
Before the words fell, the expressionless Hu Erniang got up, dragged the scolding Ximenqing, walked to the side of the road, jumped on the horse, and walked away.
Ximenqing was pulled by the rope, fell directly to the ground, and was dragged forward, the clothes on his chest were quickly worn out, and he let out bursts of screams.
The people along the street all looked sideways, and soon someone recognized Ximenqing.
"Yo, isn't this a Ximen official?"
"Simon is a big official, didn't he offend the daughter of the powerful"
"Dead, insulting my lady, you also have today, phew!"
"Drag him to death, girl did a good job"
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Just when the people were discussing and insulting, at the end of the long street, dozens of housekeepers armed with sticks rushed over with great momentum.
"Save the Officials"
"Big official, slut, stop"
"Slut, Hugh is presumptuous"
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After a chaotic fight, most of the family members fell to the ground.
Hu Erniang also ate a few sticks, and her face was so angry that she looked like she was going to choose someone to eat.
Fortunately, Chu Feng, Zhao Kuangyin, and Wu Song arrived.
"Ximen Qing handed over to the poor road, you solve the family, watch Hu Erniang"
When the words fell, Chu Feng had disappeared with Ximen Qing.
After about ten breaths, in a remote alley, Chu Feng took out a green pill the size of a dragon's eye, and his expression was very strange.
Ximen Qing, who was sitting on the ground, felt furious in his heart, and hurriedly laughed.
"Dao Chief, there is something to say, there is something to say!"
Chu Feng squatted down, patted Ximen Qing's dirty cheek, and said with a smile: "Poor Dao heard that you like to take advantage of people's wives and daughters, and you are extremely shameless. ”
Ximenqing hurriedly shook his hand and denied it.
"Dao Chief, don't listen to others chewing the root of your tongue, I'm a good person, I'm a good person!"
Chu Feng didn't talk nonsense, reached out and broke Ximenqing's mouth, stuffed the Transformation Pill into it, and said with a smile: "Coincidentally, Poor Dao is also a good person, since you like women so much, let you also be a woman." ”
When the words fell, Ximenqing kept trembling like a sheep going crazy, foaming at the mouth.
Chu Feng looked strange, how could he react with the wild sow, could it be that he failed again.
In the next breath, Chu Feng's eyes widened, and Ximen Qing actually became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, becoming a croaking duck.
"System, what's going on?"
Chu Feng looked stunned.
"People who have eaten the Transformation Pill have infinite possibilities, and I don't know what's going on!"