Chapter Ninety-Six: The Fart Maniac Dongfang Ming (Ask for a full order!) )

"Yay! It's time to upgrade! After receiving the upgrade prompt, Lala took the [Rumbling Cannon-King] and jumped up happily......

Dongfang Ming, who was in the [clairvoyance] mode, looked at the big pit in the distance, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, this is really a sin!

After being excited alone for a while, Lala teleported the [Rumbling Cannon Monarch] back into the four-dimensional space, and with joy, she waved her arms and ran towards Dongfang Ming.

When approaching Dongfang Ming, Lala suddenly jumped up and threw herself at Dongfang Ming, and shouted in her mouth: "Master, have you seen it?" I've killed them all! ”

But Dongfang Ming caught Lala with a bitter face, hugged her body, raised his right hand and hit her buttocks fiercely, and said angrily: "Damn, I only saw that you lost the way we were going!" ”

At this moment, Dongfang Mingnei was full of cows, and he was going to go straight next, but Lala blew up the road.

"Bang Bang!" At this time, Dongfang Ming turned his grief into anger and slapped Lala's buttocks hard, making her understand what it means to have a flowering buttocks.

"Ah~" and Lala let out a moan of pain.

After a while, Dongfang Ming's anger was almost gone, and then he stopped his right hand. His heart is full of bitterness, and if he doesn't tear down the wall next, then he must change his route.

Lala, who was soft on Dongfang Ming's body, saw Dongfang Ming stop his hand, and said with a crying face: "Master, you hurt me......"

"It hurts, it hurts, who made you lose the road." Dongfang Ming said with a good attitude when he heard this, he was really helpless for Lala.

"I didn't mean to, people just wanted to kill monsters and upgrade, and I didn't expect this." Lala said aggrievedly, in fact, she didn't expect it, but she didn't think about the consequences at all. I want to upgrade and express myself.

"It's good you didn't mean it, if you did it on purpose, I'm going to blow your ass today!" Hearing Lala's explanation, Dongfang Ming gritted his teeth and said hatefully. His time was already precious, and it turned out to be a great delay. made Dongfang Ming angry.

Enduring the sharp pain that came to her buttocks, Lala said sadly: "Master, you are about to burst......" Her current physique is not as good as before, and her buttocks will still hurt if she is beaten too much.

Dongfang Ming was stunned, and subconsciously replied: "Uh, okay, I didn't blow up the ......" Before the words fell, Dongfang Ming also realized that he had said the wrong thing. Hurriedly closed his mouth.

"......" Lala was speechless for a moment, and hung on Dongfang Ming obediently, motionless, she didn't want her ass to continue to be beaten.

Seeing that Lala was frightened, Dongfang Ming smiled bitterly, this time he was really fierce, and he didn't pay attention to proportion.

Looking at the silent Lala, Dongfang Ming was also a little unaccustomed. He said, "Okay, I'll tap it next time." It won't be so hard. ”

"And next time......" Hearing this, Lala was also a little speechless, and replied in a low voice. Isn't one time enough? She was scared.

"Well, the next time you do something wrong or disobey, you will be spanked...... Dongfang Ming said affirmatively. If you don't put some shackles on Lala, this kind of thing will definitely happen in the future. Anyway, Dongfang Ming is not a pear bucket. I won't let Lala lead her nose to play.

"......" Lara suddenly fell silent when she heard this, and she was a little hesitant in her heart, considering whether she should be more obedient in the future.

Looking at the silent Lala, Dongfang Ming shook his head helplessly and took out a bottle of red medicine from his pocket. Then he opened the cap of the bottle and said to her, "Come, open your mouth." ”

"Hmm......" Lala glanced at Dongfang Ming strangely and opened her mouth honestly. said that next time she was disobedient, she would be spanked, and she didn't want to be beaten again.

Dongfang Ming pushed it away a little, then handed the bottle to her mouth, and said softly: "Good, drink this." ”

"Gollum ......" And although Lala was curious about what was in the bottle, she didn't dare to ask Dongfang Ming, so she obediently drank all the red potions in one go.

Seeing that Lala drank the potion, Dongfang Ming casually threw away the empty bottle, reached out to pick up Lala, and said softly: "Wait until your butt doesn't hurt, let's rest for a while." "The red medicine has the effect of recovering the injury, and the red and swollen buttocks are naturally considered injuries.

"Oh." Lala replied softly, and stared blankly at Dongfang Ming's face.

Seeing Lala's nymphomaniac, Dongfang Ming shook his head slightly and smiled, and walked forward silently.

On the other side, Morgana and the other women had already picked up all the dropped, and handed over to Dongfang Ming, who came over.

Dongfang Ming looked at the backpack of red and blue potions, frowned, and said to Mengmeng: "Mengmeng, you can take these potions, if you are injured in the future, drink the red potion, and if you are in poor spirits, drink the blue potion." "He already has a lot of these red and blue potions, and Morgana, Crazy San, and Yanzi each have a pack, Dongfang Ming naturally can't be stingy and keep it by himself, so he handed it all over to Mengmeng. As for Lala's share, Dongfang Ming planned to wait for her to recover from her injuries before giving the red and blue potions to Lala.

"Thank you, master." Mengmeng smiled when she heard this, bowed to Dongfang Ming, and then slowly picked up her backpack, looking very well-behaved and sensible.

"Hmmm......"

"Master, these monsters have exploded two skill cards and a strength enhancement card." Seeing that Dongfang Ming and Mengmeng had finished talking, Xian Zicai interjected, and handed the three cards to Dongfang Ming at the same time.

"Oh." Dongfang Ming moved his lower arm in response and grabbed three cards of different colors with two fingers.

- Icicle (X2)

Skill Level: Blue

Study Requirements: None

Skill Cost: None

Note: One of the basic ice skills.

- Icicle

To learn or not:

be

not

- Strength Enhancement Card

Item Level: White

Item Effect: Permanently increases the self's Constitution attribute by 2 points.

Item Requirements: None

Note: Attribute series cards, no use restrictions, if you want to become durable, then please use me~~

Whether to use:

be

not

"No! Not! After receiving the prompt, Dongfang Ming immediately refused to learn and use. He is strong enough now, and some skill cards and enhancement cards are actually a waste for him, and it is better for others to use or learn.

Then, Dongfang Ming spoke: "Son, Mengmeng." You can use the blue skill card to learn, and the white enhancement card, Morgana, you can use it. "Yinzi is too lacking in long-range attack means, and now that there is a long-range skill card, Dongfang Ming will definitely be the first to give it to Yinzi, so that she can also hide in the distance and brush up on experience. As for the second one, what is it for Mengmeng. Preference only. Sister-in-law or something, Dongfang Ming likes it the most.

And Lala, who was being held, saw that the spoils were all divided, but she didn't get anything, so she was suddenly jealous, and said coquettishly: "Master, people want it too!" ”

"Smack!" When Dongfang Ming heard this, he immediately put Lala on his shoulder and slapped her ass. Disobedient children, if you don't fight, you can't do it. This is his father's education to Dongfang Ming, and Dongfang Ming naturally learned this, and he will definitely choose violence to deal with Qi Lala.

"Ah~" Lala immediately let out a miserable scream, and whispered sadly: "Master, you hit my little ass again......"

"Who made you disobedient." Dongfang Ming snorted, rubbed Lala's buttocks, and said, "Zhilu Dao is in pain, and he still hasn't learned to behave." Be careful, I'll spank my little ass every day. ”

"......" Suddenly, Lala fell silent. She couldn't imagine whether her ass would bloom in the days to come. As a star who will die if she doesn't die, Lala doesn't play pranks or mischief and make trouble, so is she still Lala?

Now. Lara suddenly wanted to invent a prop to prevent her ass from suffering.

Actually, Dongfang Ming didn't expect Lala to get rid of her problems, but if he didn't give her a little color, Dongfang Ming estimated that he would be worse than the pear god. You must know that the pear bucket in the Ludao anime is almost equivalent to Lala's toys, and all kinds of people who are toyed with by Lala want to die.

I saw my sister being trained. Mengmeng was not angry, but a smile appeared on her face, and she was very happy in her heart. It is also a good thing for her that someone can subdue her sister.

On the other side, Kurumi watched all this silently, curled the corners of his mouth slightly, and smiled......

After a while, after waiting for the three girls to learn and use the skill cards and the strengthening cards, Dongfang Ming took them towards the edge of the big pit.

Next, it's time for Mo Ye to show his true skills.

"Bang bang! Thundered! ”

As a humanoid dismantling machine, Morjana is naturally excellent, a cement wall, her punch is a hole, two or three punches down, it becomes a channel.

So, half an hour later, Morjana took Dongfang Ming and his party around the pit and arrived on the other side.

"Ugh." Dongfang Ming glanced at this deep crater and sighed helplessly, what a waste of time!

At this moment, Dongfang Ming and the others were still half the way away from the military division......

In the southern suburbs, in a building in the military region.

Yan Xi and Dongfang Na sat face to face, leisurely enjoying the snacks, but after a while, Yan Xi suddenly sighed, and said enviously and sarcastically: "Nana, you are really shit luck, Mayor Li actually recognizes you as his goddaughter, this is the rhythm of a proper godfather!" ”

"Godfather, your sister, people are just my father's friends, and they just want to take care of me for my father, go to your sister's goddaughter." Dongfang Na was immediately unhappy when she heard this, so she retorted.

"Anyway, you've become someone else's ...... Daughter! Yan Xi replied with a smile, and the tone of the last few words was particularly heavy.

"Fuck your sister's daughter, you will be beaten!" Hearing this, Dongfang Na seemed to be stimulated, and immediately jumped off the chair, waving her hands and rushing towards Yan Xi.

"Don't, it's so itchy......" Yan Xi, who reacted too slowly, immediately hit the trick and was scratched by Dongfang Na.

"Dreaming, today my mother has to tune you up~ to 'whoa'" and Dongfang Na was willing to stop, so she played with Yan Xi......

PS: If the three more everything is a dream, I need to wake up, next month to consider whether it is a full-day code word, try to update 10,000 words, alas, now the average is still 400+ away from the first goal, and only three-fifths of the full subscription, I really wonder a little, I can't book it! (To be continued......)