For my kind invitation, Yun Qingyue actually ended the call with a sentence of "narcissist". Lewen is worth your collection

I was depressed, pouting aggrievedly, excited, and had no intention of sleeping.

Forget it, don't sleep, drink and go.

Not to mention, although there is no dignity and national prestige in a small country, the mentality of the common people is also cheerful.

No, the battle is still going on, the Mi army has not yet withdrawn, and all kinds of demons and monsters have gathered in the bar downstairs, and in the manic music, all kinds of men and women are writhing, and there is a posture of timely fun.

I wasn't in the mood to join in the fun with those people, so when I got to the bar, I ordered a glass of all kinds of foreign wine and poured it up.

What I didn't expect was that the strength of these foreign wines was so strong that I ended up getting drunk.

When I woke up, I immediately realized that something wasn't quite right.

"Hey, what's it, it's slippery and soft, semi-circular, it's so comfortable to hold!"

After waking up, I first felt the soft and slippery thing like a big white steamed bun pinched under my hand, and the feeling made me want to stop.

A slightly stiff part the size of a cherry at the top of the steamed bun is pressing against my palm, giving me a tingling touch, like a massager that can emit electricity, making my whole body tremble.

After playing with the object in my hand for a few seconds, I opened my eyes and looked at it, frowning, thinking that something was strange.

I saw a beautiful woman with red fruits, snow-white and smooth skin, long hair like a waterfall, and a typical mixed-race appearance of Chinese and Western people.

She just closed her eyes, put her little hands on her sides, and lay quietly beside me.

I rub, what's going on? Could it be that after getting drunk last night, he made a cameo appearance as a drifter?

But the quality of this beauty is too high, right? Lao Tzu and I don't have money, wait for her to wake up and ask me for money, what can I do?

As I continued to feel the tingling sensation of the firm cherry in my palm, I looked greedily at the other delicate one on the beautiful woman's chest that I had not caught, and tried to remember the situation of last night in my mind.

The beauty slept soundly, and her long eyelashes were like two small fans, full of bewitching beauty.

I wondered if this was not going to work, the beauty didn't cover the quilt, and the other white rabbit was exposed to the air like this, how cold it was, so I stretched out my other hand very righteously and helped the beauty cover the naked white rabbit.

At the same time, there was an extremely slippery touch on both hands, and at the same time, the palms of my hands were touching a firm cherry protesting against the touch, so cool that my eyes narrowed into a line, and the saliva at the corner of my mouth had been pulled into a crystal long line, almost dripping between the twin peaks of the big beauty.

Hehe, this is really delicious to bring to your mouth!

I looked at the calm and seductive little face of the big beauty with fire-filled eyes, and laughed wickedly in my heart, ready to enjoy another good meal, I was drunk last night, and I didn't feel it at all when I enjoyed it, so I have to make up for my regrets.

I subconsciously looked around, and found that it was a very spacious and bright room, not like the dim and cramped small houses of some special profession women lived.

This woman is very tasteful, isn't she doing that? Just confused, play with me?

Forget it, I don't want to do this, it just so happens that Lao Tzu needs it very much now, what should I do.

I leaned over and kissed the beautiful woman's petite lips.

As a result, at this moment, a pair of dark blue eyes suddenly opened.

"Eh, you're awake, hehe, hello, hello, my name is Liu Yijian, what is your name?"

I asked with a smirk.

Shui Lingling's big eyes blinked, suddenly frowned slightly, looked down at her chest, and suddenly saw the two evil claws that were pressing on her chest, and then the beauty couldn't help but tremble all over, suddenly got up, stretched out her hand to pull the quilt, covering her body, and at the same time, the other hand was raised and slapped me in the face.

I wipe it, I don't let me touch it, why do you hit someone? It's still so heavy, Lao Tzu is really twinkling and shining, and the sky is full of small stars.

"Hey, if you have something to say, the gentleman doesn't move his hands!"

I covered my face and stood up in a panic, trying to jump out of bed.

What I didn't expect was that the beauty was moving faster than me, and as soon as I turned around, she kicked my bare ass.

I was unprepared, and suddenly I only felt the wind in my ears, and the whole person flew up in the air and flew out directly through the window.

When I got to the window, I found that the problem was very serious, Nima in this room was dozens of meters high from the ground, and normal people fell down to ensure that they fell into a dead toad.

Helpless, even though it was broad daylight, I could only cast my ability, turn over in the air, and return to the room.

"Ahem, I said, you're too ruthless, aren't you? Do you really want to kill someone? ”

I asked, naked, arms folded over my chest, frowning at the woman.

The woman was getting dressed, and when she heard my words, she couldn't help but open her eyes wide, looked at me in a daze, and said, "You, how did you come back?" ”

"Crawl back, can't you?"

I pursed my lips, walked over and picked up the clothes I had thrown on the ground, and frowned while wearing them: "Anyway, drunk mess, the responsibility for this matter is not all on me, you will kill someone, isn't it?" ”

The beautiful woman looked at me with a surprised face, hurriedly put on her underwear, put on a white shirt, frowned and glared at me, "You, who are you?" Why in my house? Why do you sleep with me? What the hell is going on? ”

I collapsed, and my heart said that if you continue to pretend, it's strange that Lao Tzu believes you.

I got dressed and stretched out my hand to her, "Liu Yijian, Chinese, tourist." ”

She shook my hand gently, but looked down at me and frowned, "Are you really a yellow person?" I've heard that the yellow people are very small, and you don't look like it. ”

"Everyone has a specialty, and that's my specialty." I laughed and said, "You haven't told me your name yet, is this your home?" The environment is good, what do you do? ”

The woman hesitated and said, "My name is Ruth, and I'm a police officer. ”

I'm rubbing, the beauty of the police flower, my luck is too rebellious, right? Unconsciously got a beautiful police flower, hanging the sky!

I walked over to the fridge, helped her get a drink, invited her to sit down, and said, "Come on, let's take a look at last night." Honestly, I drank too much last night, and I really don't know what happened. ”

Ruth sat down, opened her drink, and as she sipped, she recalled: "Last night I just went out to buy something, and then I seemed to meet a man who was shining all over my body, and he hugged me like a god of love, and I felt as if I had been melted, and I don't know what happened next." ”

Not one, right?

Could it be that I'm the man who shines all over?

However, Lao Tzu can't shine? What the hell is going on?