Zhihao walked to the window, prayed to the sky and cried: "God, I have been wronged! I go to buy you breakfast every day at dawn, in the evening, when you come back from work, tired from work, I will massage you until you are comfortable, watch a movie with you every week, go shopping twice, and even more rare to visit our parents once, where do you find such a good husband in the world? He took Shen Liying's hand diligently, as if she had been wronged, waiting for comfort.

Shen Liying was still unmoved. "Go, who's your wife? Don't call our parents so close. I ask you, when is my birthday? ”

Zhihao looked proud. "It's a question that bothers me, your birthday is July 7, 1986."

"When and where did we meet?"

"On the evening of May 18, 2010, at the entrance of the Huatai Hotel on Xingsheng Road."

"Then when did we kiss for the first time?"

Zhihao stared at Shen Liying with wide eyes, very incredible, and thought, my aunt, aren't you deliberately trying to make things difficult for me? Why do women like to ask such boring questions?

Shen Liying glared at him and said, "Hurry up and answer, I know you must have forgotten." ”

Yifeng couldn't listen to it anymore in the bedroom, so he put on his shoes and came to the living room to reason with this unruly girlfriend. said that it was small because it was unfair for Li Weiming, and it was for the dignity of men to say that it was bigger. "Hey, I said how old are you, Miss, and you still play games for sixteen or seventeen-year-old children? My teeth are sore. ”

Shen Liying glanced at Yifeng and said, "What does the annoying Cui Yifeng care about you." I like it, I like it, I just ask, I want to ask."

Xie Yifeng's eyes rolled and he came up with a good idea for her. The strange voice imitated a woman's voice and said, "Do you still want to ask, Zhihao, when was the first time we did that?" When is my period each month? That kind of thing can be described in one word - "Sao".

"Ahh Shen Liying shouted. "Dead Yifeng is looking for a fight." As he spoke, he had thrown the pillow towards Yifeng, but he was easily dodged. Shen Liying was unwilling to stop there, and then followed with her fists and feet. A straight left punch and a right hook were easily dodged. He was even more angry in his heart, and used all his strength to attack Yifeng's waist with a horizontal kick. Unexpectedly, he was caught by a copy. Yi Feng pushed back, her feet were unstable, and her body was about to fall on all fours, but unexpectedly, she was supported by an object under her.

"Fun, right?" It was Cui Yifeng who was supporting Shen Liying's body, how could this be? He can't be that fast, I don't even see it.

Just thinking about relaxing, Cui Yifeng, when I get up, you will die. Who knew that it was suddenly empty again. said that it was too late, Cui Yifeng turned around, that action was so fast, so agile! Stretching out her hand, Shen Liying fell from one side to the other like a doll, but this time she was hugged by Yifeng with one hand. That pose has appeared in many movies and TV series, a couple looking at each other, with affection, a very beautiful picture. But now these two people are completely different, Guo Zhihao knows the reason, so he has been standing by and watching quietly and unmoved, as if it is not his girlfriend.

Yi Feng was fascinated by Shen Liying and said, "Beauty, do you want to remember this historic moment?" I'll remember it, though. He solemnly looked at his watch and said, "Saturday, May 7, 2011 at 3:20 p.m. and 37 seconds.

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As he spoke, his lips pressed down. Shen Liying closed her eyes in panic and screamed: "Ah! "Wow! This sound is simply 5.1 channels, and Xie Yifeng and Guo Zhihao's ears are about to be blown apart by thunder. With a "creak", blood flowed out.

"Ahh

"Ha" Xie Yifeng laughed so hard that his waist was almost straight.

Shen Liying felt that something was wrong, why were these lips so familiar. When she opened her eyes, something even more unbelievable happened to her, how could the person who was bitten by herself become her boyfriend? Holding himself is obviously Yifeng, how can he blink an eye, this is ridiculous! Shen Liying was puzzled and was inexplicably stunned. Looking at Xie Yifeng again, he was already leaning forward and leaning back with laughter on the sofa.

"Yingying, why are you biting me? You see it's all bleeding. Guo Zhihao wiped his lips with toilet paper while complaining about his grievances.

Shen Liying came to her senses and hurriedly stepped forward to wipe Guo Zhihao's blood, and asked, "It was obviously Yifeng just now, how could it be you?" What the hell is going on? It's incredible. ”

I thought I could get an answer, but Li Weiming looked innocent, shook his head and said he didn't know. Helpless, she had no choice but to ask Cui Yifeng. "Hey, Cui Yifeng, what the hell are you talking about? Don't tell me I just had a dream or something, don't lie a word, or you know the consequences. ”

Cui Yifeng looked at Shen Liying and was even happier when he remembered what happened just now.

"Okay, don't you say yes. Look at the hit. Shen Liying picked up the pillow and "attacked", chasing Cui Yifeng all over the house. "Say, hurry up, Cui Yifeng, tell me quickly."

"Stop! Okay, I said I said. A sly gaze flashed from the corner of his eye. Actually, I really don't know what happened just now, ha."

Shen Liying knew that she had been tricked again, and the anger in her heart was comparable to that of the Flame Mountain, and it seemed that a big battle was about to be staged.

"Cui Yifeng, I'll kill you"

"Stop! My beautiful and lovely sister, don't be angry, otherwise it won't look good if such a beautiful face ripples, be careful of being dumped by Wei Ming!

Looking at Cui Yifeng's flamboyant tongue, Shen Liying couldn't wait to bite off his neck, but this time she learned to be obedient and would never be easily fooled again. There was a hint of cold air bursting out of the smile, and it felt as if the skin had formed a layer of frost in an instant.

Cui Yifeng, let you try my new nirvana stunt today - Feng Wu Nine Days and 100 Points! Pick up. Shen Liying waved her slender jade finger and quickly "floated" over like a ghost.

Wait a minute.... Cui Yifeng saw that the situation was not good, so he had to change his strategy. "Beauty, this time I am really enlightened, if I don't say it, I won't die blindly, you can give me another chance."

Shen Liying glanced at Guo Zhihao, saw him nodding, retracted her gaze, stared at Xie Yifeng coldly and said, "If you dare to play any tricks again, be careful that I tell you 'can't survive, you can't die', do you hear?" ”

Okay, good, you stinky girl, I usually love you so much, it doesn't matter if you don't call your brother, a mouthful of Cui Yifeng, I'm really cold.