After brewing emotions for a few seconds, Xiao Cheng turned over with some grievances, looked at Yan Ye, and pretended to be confused: "Dad...... I heard voices outside...... You go ......"

"Oh, Daddy didn't expect you to have such a serious ear problem. You sleep well, Dad will take you to the hospital early tomorrow morning to have a check-up, if the problem is serious, then ......"

"Ahh Xiao Cheng covered his ears with both hands, afraid that his father would say the next words, "Dad, my ears are good!" ”

Don't touch your baby's ears!

People just don't want to give your phone back, huh!

"What are you doing with Daddy's phone? Could it be ......" Yan Ye used his extraordinary imagination, "Are you in love?" ”

Under normal circumstances, if a child wants to have a mobile phone, it must be to have a better relationship with the object!

Xiao Cheng's little face stammered, flushed.

If you can have a mobile phone in love, then why not this reason?

"Dad, you're so smart! I'm really in love! ”

……

In other words, any parent who hears this kind of words from the mouth of his three-year-old son will have a confused and complicated feeling.

At the age of three, can you write the Chinese character 'I love you'? I won't write about your love for wool!

In particular, the situation in Yan Ye's family is particularly special.

Lao Tzu is still a single dog, and his son has begun to show affection!

Will father and son be able to share the same bed happily in the future?

Yan Ye looked at his son's particularly sincere expression and cute big eyes that were as bright as water, and he couldn't believe this thunderbolt on a sunny day.

In addition to tanks, airplanes, and robots in his heart, is there really a little girl?

Even if there is a woman, it is only his mother!

"Then tell your father, how did you fall in love with girls?" Yan Ye held his son's face and asked.

Xiao Cheng thought about it very seriously, and then replied: "Falling in love is ...... I hit her and she didn't cry! Then, she hit me too! I almost cried, but in the end I didn't cry! ”

Yes, yes, the little rabbit cub successfully sprinkled a handful of dog food in front of Yan Ye!

"Who's your girlfriend? Tell Daddy about it. After a brief moment of shock, Yan Ye's mood returned to calm.

Yan Ye is not an enlightened father, if his son is really in love, Yan Ye will not object without affecting his study and life.

But! This little kid is his own son, and with a casual roll of his eyes, Yan Ye knows what he thinks in his heart, he is lying.

Xiao Cheng thought about the female classmates in the class, and after thinking about it, he decided on the answer.

"Her name is Drill!"

Oh, the precious daughter of the Lingyun family.

"Son, you're amazing. Bring your girlfriend back tomorrow to show Daddy. Yan Ye knew that the daughter of the Ling family had been spoiled and was about to go to heaven, her violent temper was famous, and if his son lied, it would be absolutely impossible to bring someone back tomorrow.

"Oh, Dad, if you give me your phone, I'll bring you the drill."

"I'll give it to you when you bring it back." Yan Ye rolled over and got out of bed and took the phone out of his son's schoolbag.

Because the mobile phone was taken away by his father, Xiao Cheng didn't sleep well all night.

However, the next day, Yan Ye still lost to Xiao Cheng.

When Xiao Cheng got up, Yan Ye was still sleeping, so Xiao Cheng unknowingly put Yan Ye's mobile phone into his schoolbag and took it away.

(Po Sing Shek Academy)