Chapter 516: To Tell You the Truth, I Used to Be an Emperor
"Is the drift of the leaves the pursuit of the wind, or the untense of the tree?"
Seeing that the second senior brother did not answer, the voice behind him repeated his previous words again.
Turning his head with a stiff neck, the second senior brother saw behind him, and at some point, there was a young figure.
The young man looked like he was in his early twenties, holding a yellowed leaf in his hand, and was looking at himself with a serious face.
Seeing that the second senior brother turned around and said nothing, the young man thought for a while, "If I am satisfied with the answer, I will not care about you taking away the golden fruit of my orchard." ”
Second Senior Brother: "......"
MMP, does this fruit really have an owner?
It's not a problem to have a master, it's a question ..... He obviously can't beat this master.
Looking at the young man, after hesitating for a long time, the second senior brother racked his brains to come up with an answer, and cautiously asked tentatively, "Yes..... Non-mainstream? ”
Youth: "......"
Seeing that the young man was speechless, the second senior brother was a little uneasy.
On the side, Tang Sanfu looked at the apprentice, looked at the young man, and muttered for two seconds, "It's abscisic acid." ”
Youth: "......"
"Take off.... Abscisic acid? ”
Tang Sanfu nodded, "That's right, the drift of the leaves is neither the pursuit of the wind nor the tree's retention.
It is abscisic acid. ”
The young man pinched his chin with one hand, thought for a moment, and looked at Tang Sanfu, "What is the shedding acid?" ”
Tang Sanfu also subconsciously pinched his chin, recalling the scene when his master gave him a lecture when he was a child.
"Abscisic acid is a hormone that grows in plants.
This hormone can inhibit the secretion of growth hormone, promote the ripening of fruits, and accelerate the shedding of plant organs.
The reason why the leaves fall is because they age and die under the action of abscisic acid, and thus fall off from the plant. ”
The young man looked at Tang San's funeral and didn't know why..... I just think this monk looks very pleasing to the eye.
After Tang Sanfu finished speaking, the young man nodded, "I see, shedding acid..... I didn't expect there to be such a thing. ”
Tang Sanfu looked at the young man who nodded, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Who knows if the leaves are falling or not.
After all, this is a fairytale-style orchard, right? Who knows what the science of doing is applicable here and not.
To tell the truth, he didn't even know if the fruit trees in this garden were shedding acid.
But..... He didn't know, and this obviously young guy definitely didn't know.
All you have to do is fool him.
Thinking like this, looking at the young man's look of believing it, Tang Sanfu still had some guilt in his heart.
After all..... It is true that his master and apprentice stole other people's fruits without permission, and now he has fooled others with an answer that he doesn't know.
Suppressing the guilt in his heart, Tang Sanyu nodded to the young man, "Yes, the world is so big, and under the surface of the world, there are many things that we haven't discovered yet.
It's like practicing, the more you move forward, the more you feel small. ”
The young man nodded in agreement, "That.... What is HGH? ”
Tang San's funeral: "......"
MMP, let's be a fairy man, okay? It's not a big lecture hall for science and common sense.
If you want to know this, go to the popular science channel by yourself, you don't have a TV at home?
"TV?"
The young man waved his hand, and a beating light and shadow appeared in front of him, "Is this the kind of thing?" ”
Tang San's funeral: "......"
Looking at Tang San's funeral, who didn't speak, the young man thought for a while, "I remember, this is called a TV series." ”
Tang San's funeral: "......"
"Read ..... Mind reading? ”
The young man's face showed a little apology, "Ha, I'm sorry, professional habits, I accidentally used it." ”
Tang San's funeral: "......"
Occupational habits?
What is your old occupation that makes mind reading habitual?
"Haha, I'll tell you the truth, I used to be an emperor, so ..... You know. ”
Tang Sanfu rolled his eyes, I know a fart.
As soon as the white eyes were rolled to the general level, he suddenly thought of something, and Tang San's face suddenly stiffened.
"You..... You've been using mind reading? ”
Looking at Tang San's expression, the corners of the young man's mouth hooked slightly, and he nodded as a matter of course, "Yes, is there any problem?" ”
Tang San's funeral: "......"
Any questions? Is it okay for you to remove the word "?
That's a big problem, right?
If you've been using mind reading..... When the poor monk fooled you just now, didn't you show them all?
"Oh, that's what you said."
The young man nodded unexpectedly, "Yes, I know what you think in your heart." ”
"Then you ....."
Tang Sanfu looked at the young man with a little defensiveness in his eyes.
This can't be a psychopath, right?
His master and apprentice stole his fruit, and he fooled him again, not only was he not angry, but he even looked like he had a good conversation with himself.
Or rather..... This thing is actually very angry, just secretly planning a big conspiracy?
However.....
"Haha, don't think too much."
Not only was the young man's mind reading technique really so awesome, ignoring Tang San's mental defense and reading his thoughts, but in addition to mind reading, he was also proficient in face reading.
Looking at Tang San's burial, the young man smiled, "Actually, I'm joking with you, this orchard is not mine..... I'm just passing through. ”
Tang San's funeral: "......"
MMP, I didn't expect it, I can't prevent it!
I have been pitting people all my life, but I didn't expect that in the end, I would be cheated by others.
It won't be that you have cheated too many people, and this will be retributed, right?
"This little master, I and you are like each other at first sight, and you haven't asked the little master for the Dharma yet?"
Looking at the young man's smiling appearance, for some reason, Tang Sanfu felt that he vaguely seemed to see a little bit of his own shadow from the other party.
Even he couldn't help but wonder if this could be his brother who had been lost for thousands of years?
"Amitabha, the burial of the poor monk Tang San, the burial of the sky, the burial of the ground, the burial of the common people, it is rumored that the rivers and lakes have eaten a piece of meat of the poor monk and can live forever."
Slandering in his heart, Tang Sanfu still introduced himself.
He Tang San's funeral line will not change his name, and he will not change his surname, so there is nothing to be afraid of.
"Tang San's burial? Burial of the sky, burial of the ground, burial of the common people? ”
The young man repeated Tang San's words, "This name is domineering." ”
Pinching his chin, the young man looked at Tang Sanfu with an appreciative expression, "The Third Burial Master is not only domineering in name, this introduction is even more domineering than in name." ”
It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that eating a bite of meat can make Tang San immortal.
Just ask the world, how many people dare to introduce themselves like this?
Introduce yourself like this..... Aren't you afraid of being eaten?
If you don't have the strength, I'm afraid that you won't even survive a chapter and go into someone else's pot if you introduce yourself like this, right?
"Daoyou is overrated."
Tang Sanfu shook his head slightly, "I haven't asked the name of the Taoist friend yet." ”
The young man smiled, "But I was negligent, under Zhao Xu." ”
"Zhao Xu?"
Tang Sanfu pinched his chin with one hand and repeated the name, finding that he seemed to have never heard of it.
Seeing this, Zhao Xu couldn't help but smile.
"It may be presumptuous, but in the body of the three burial masters, I seem to see the shadow of an old man."
Hearing this, Tang Sanfu looked at Zhao Xu, and there was a bit of surprise in his eyes that the hero had seen.
"Really?
Don't hide it from Taoist friends, when I look at Taoist friends, I always have a feeling of déjà vu. ”
"Really?"
"Seriously."
"Sure enough?"
"Sure enough."
The two looked at each other and smiled, and said in unison, "It's better to go together!" ”
After speaking, the two laughed together because of this tacit understanding.
......
"Brother Zhao, was you the emperor before?"
The little emperor nodded, "Yes, I have been an emperor twice." ”
Sitting on the package that Sha Laosan was carrying, Tang Sanyu turned his head and looked at the little emperor in surprise, "Twice?" ”
The little emperor nodded, "Yes, twice."
Unified a planet at once, and encountered some changes before he had time to step towards the sea of stars.
Another time unified a world, and then I got tired of playing and quit. ”
Tang Sanfu gave a thumbs up, "Awesome, but also capricious." ”
The little emperor smiled and looked at Tang Sanfu, "Brother Sanzang, what a monk?" ”
Tang Sanfu smiled, "Don't hide it from Brother Zhao, the poor monk is indeed a fake monk. ”
The little emperor looked at him with a little interest in his eyes, "Fake monk? ”
Tang Sanbury nodded, "The poor monk was originally an orphan, he was picked up by the master since he was a child, named Tang Sanburi, and grew up in the Mountain of the Dead and the madhouse. ”
Zhao Xu nodded, motioning for Tang Sanfu to continue.
Tang Sanfu smiled, "Master is not a monk, Master is a fake Taoist. ”
Little Emperor: "...... False.... False Taoist? ”
Looking at Tang San's funeral, Zhao Xu suddenly felt amazing.
The apprentice is a fake monk, and the master is a fake Taoist.
The fake Taoist priest raised a fake monk, so it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.
Tang Sanfu nodded, "Master shouldn't be a monk, not a Buddha or a Taoist, and I can't tell you the specific identity."
The poor monk grew up under the teaching of the master since childhood, and when he was eighteen years old, the master let the poor monk go down the mountain, and the poor monk traveled all the way to Chang'an City, and accidentally unveiled the emperor's list to save the emperor Li Er at that time.
Li Er had to prepare some water and land pujas for the poor monks, and the poor monks were driven ducks to the shelves.
But he didn't think about it, Guanyin Bodhisattva bought and sold again, and dropped the brocade robe and nine-ring tin staff for the poor monk to learn the scriptures.
After a trip to the West Heaven Road, the poor monk was also accustomed to the identity of a monk, and after returning from the West Heaven, he did not change his image. ”
......
Talk about the world along the way, sit and talk.
Before you know it, you've walked a long distance.
On this day, the sun sets in the west, and the sunset spreads from the western sky to the whole world.
Under the afterglow of the setting sun, the ancient road was dyed with a faint layer of red.
Walking and walking, a small black dot appeared in front of me.
The Great Sage looked at it early, and after retracting his gaze, he looked at his master.
"Master, there seems to be a city ahead.
"City?"
Tang Sanyu, who was discussing the experience of fishing law enforcement with Zhao Xu, turned his head and looked in the direction of the Great Sage's finger, and sure enough, he saw a town shrouded in the setting sun.
Seeing this, Tang San's eyes instantly lit up with two fine lights.
Just after discussing with the little emperor for a long time the experience of fishing law enforcement, raiding the family and exterminating the clan, combined with his own ability to die, Tang Sanfu had many ideas in his heart.
I was worried that I had nowhere to put it on, and I came across a city in front of me.
If he didn't go in, Tang Sanfu himself would feel sorry for such a good opportunity.
Thinking like this, Tang Sanfu immediately patted Sha Laosan's head, "San, enter the city." ”