561 I swear not to be a man
"Where have you been?" Zhu You flashed out of the kitchen with a basin, and was happy when he saw the curly hair, "Damn, wash, scissor and blow you." ”
Quan Zimo threw the key out angrily, smashed it on Zhu You's head impartially, and scolded angrily: "Lao Tzu was born and died, you are not a good consolation uncle with meat and wine?" ”
"Why don't you find another beauty?" When Tang Di is in a bad mood, he likes to attack people indiscriminately with a poisonous tongue.
Quan Zimo squeezed his eyebrows at Ye Chengshu, so he didn't make a fuss.
"Ye Tezhu, why did you squeeze President Tang? Look at the smell of gunpowder, yo, it's sour. ”
Zhu You rubbed his smashed head, glanced at Tang Di quickly out of the corner of his eye, first hid behind Quan Zimo, and then said, "President Tang gave us Ye Te a handful." I just threw up from the bathroom. ”
"Yo, it's so big this time!" Quan Zimo smiled, sat on the armrest of Ye Chengshu's sofa, and said happily: "A group of people are waiting for me?" ”
Ye Chengshu threw away a warning look lightly, "Seeing that you are so relaxed, the things I explained are obviously done?" ”
If it wasn't done well, he wouldn't mind letting Quan Zimo also feel the scene that Tang Di had felt before.
He remembered very clearly that Lingse once said that a cockroach could scare Quan Zimo into running around the house.
The scene Tang Di saw was seen by Quan Zimo......
I have to admit that Ye Chengshu still hopes that Quan Zimo didn't do what he explained, so that he has a reason to let Quan Zimo feel what hell is like on earth.
After all, he is also a servant of the people, and it is not good to bully innocent citizens.
Looking at Ye Chengshu's gloomy expression, Quan Zimo stopped making trouble, and said quickly: "It's done, it's naturally done." ”
Ye Chengshu's eyelids lifted, "Really? ”
"Then can there be a fake?" Quan Zimo pouted and took the opportunity to step on Ye Chengshu, "I'm not someone, I'll trick the perverted girl to play if it's okay." I never lied to her, and she believed me. There was no doubt at all. ”
Zhu You was a little confused when he heard this, "Zimo, why did you even deceive your sister-in-law?" ”
It's okay for a cardinal to use his sister-in-law as a tool. Now even Quan Zimo is helping to abuse, how pitiful my sister-in-law is! was deceived by this group of smart people, if he had been left alone, he would have turned his face a long time ago.
Too lazy to explain to the stunned man who didn't know what to do, Quan Zimo waved his long arm, pointed to the kitchen and said angrily: "Go, let's make a bowl of instant noodles again." I'm hungry too. ”
Boss Yin ate half of it, and when he heard this, he pushed the basin in front of Quan Zimo with both hands, "You are a hero, you eat first." ”
Quan Zimo was not polite, grabbed the chopsticks and stuffed a big mouthful, looking really hungry.
While eating, the people had to complain, "President Tang, you don't even have a bowl at home?" Do you usually take pots when you eat? It's so sad, brother, I'll buy you a bowl with a basin tomorrow and send it over. ”
Looking at the pot of noodles that bottomed out in an instant, Zhu You twitched the corners of his mouth, and said faintly: "I cooked five bags of instant noodles!" Are you pigs? ”
Boss Yin touched his nose curtly, and his eyes showed reproach, as if he was blaming the other party for eating too much. And the place where he looked was obviously empty.
This scene, except for a certain person who was stunned and didn't notice it, several other people were aware of it. But they perceive it, and they don't see it.
There are some worlds that you don't know at all, so don't set foot in them.
Tang Di said: "I don't feel sorry for a few packs of instant noodles. ”
Quan Zimo nodded again and again, "That's it." Cook, let's go down there! ”
"What a bunch of pigs!" Zhu You muttered a small word, and resigned himself to going back to the kitchen to make instant noodles for those big stomachs.
After a few bites, Quan Zimo solved the rest of the aspects, touched his stomach, and was still deflated.
Raised his eyes and swept around again, sighing deeply.
Ay! The people sitting in this room are worth tens of billions, but there are always billions. But what is the reality? It's that they can't even eat all-you-can-eat in one aspect!
The table slammed, and Quan Zimo was furious, "Damn, what the are you living here!" You wait, if Lao Tzu catches Xiao Nai, he has to pay him for a year and a half! ”
"Okay, stop talking nonsense." Boss Yin patted his apprentice on the shoulder, "Hurry up and get down to business." Whether you can lure Xiao Nai out or not is up to you. ”
"I'll explain it in advance. Although I also participated in your plan to deceive the pervert, I still don't agree with your plan. ”
"You've done it all, and you're still pretending to be a good person?" Viscount Bai asked lightly.
Quan Zimo was silent.
Yes, he obviously didn't agree with Chengshu's plan, but he still participated. Moreover, it was he who deceived the pervert as that bastard.
Speaking of bastards, he's actually more bastard than Ye Chengshu, right?
"If you become a bitch, don't set up a chastity archway." Boss Yin said lazily, "Does Gu Lingse believe your words?" ”
"Yes. I said that Cheng Huan was taken away by Xiao Nai, and Xiao Nai proposed to ask Lust Niu'er to see him tomorrow in order to rescue Cheng Huan. The pervert also believed it. ”
Tang Di raised his eyebrows, "I'm a little more curious." You said that Xiao Nai allowed you to accompany Gu Lingse, so she didn't have any suspicions? ”
"Nope." Quan Zimo shook his head, "Lust Niu'er thinks that if Xiao Nai asks her to go alone, I won't agree to let her go." That's why I was allowed to stay with her. I told the color girl directly that Xiao Nai bypassed Chengshu and contacted me directly. ”
Ye Chengshu closed his eyes, and seemed to feel very sorry and guilty for using Lingse as a tool to lure out Xiao Nai.
He said in a low voice: "As long as it is said by someone she trusts, she will not be suspicious." ”
"You deceive a simple man who thinks about you and trusts you in particular. You will go to hell. Boss Yin said coldly: "The torture of hell will all be on you." ”
Quan Zimo pointed with his hand, "Ye Tezhu asked me to do this." He is the mastermind, and if you want to punish him, you will punish him first! ”
"You accomplice can't escape." Boss Yin said.
"Don't seek the afterlife, just seize the day."
He never believed in nothing, he only believed in what he could hold in his hands. In this life, he just wants to be good with Gu Lingse. He can't take care of the rest, he can't take care of it, and he can't take care of it, and he is even more lazy to take care of it.
This is the answer given by Ye Chengshu.
As for Quan Zimo, his eldest young master's eyes are circulating, frivolous and romantic, and he is unparalleled in the world.
"Well, I don't want to be a human being in my next life. Flowers, birds, fish and insects, plants, trees, flying stones, cats and dogs, anything, just swear not to be a person. ”
When people are too tired, trapped by love, and tired by things, they fight one after another, and they cheat. Those who have money have troubles, and those who have no money worry about money. In short, people live to suffer. It's easier and more enjoyable to be a cat or a dog.
Where there are people, there is strife.
In this life, he has had enough days of conspiracy and calculation, and if he can choose in the next life, he still feels that he should not be a man.
Boss Yin rolled his eyes, "You two will die!" ”
Ye Chengshu squinted, "Falling into the animal path, whether you need to be reincarnated, I also want Gu Lingse to be by my side." "I will never let Xiao Nai take her away! Even if it hurts her, he will not hesitate to do it.
Quan Zimo shrugged, "Lao Tzu doesn't care, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't want to be a man." "And that's still hairy?
Tang Di cleared his throat and explained the facts in one sentence, "As soon as the power is small, the topic will always be biased." ”
Or is Viscount Bai in a hurry to make up for the mistake he made in order to recover his wife, so he took the lead in correcting the topic and asked: "Now that the east wind has blown, is it time to lure the snake out of the hole?" ”
Ye Chengshu hooked his lips confidently and stretched out his hand, "Then it depends on the ability of Quan Dashao." ”
If he came forward to contact Xiao Nai, he was afraid that as soon as the news came out, Xiao Nai would have to hug his head and run away. He can't come forward in this matter. The only one who can come forward is Quan Zimo.
Who knew that Quan Zimo hurriedly retreated, and said, "Don't mind." Before squeezing me, let me have a full meal. Hungry people work, that's what Zhou Papi does. What age is this, and you still have to do such a desperate thing? ”
Tang Di didn't pay attention to Quan Zimo at all, dialed out a phone call, and said coldly: "I'm Tang Di, let your director call me." ”
Viscount Bai raised his eyebrows, "Wouldn't it be better to call your Jiangnan Provincial Propaganda Minister directly?" ”
Ye Chengshu said casually: "The son of the Minister of Propaganda has pursued Lin Xuan. ”
Only then did Viscount Bai show an expression of sudden realization. Boss Yin also had an epiphany. No wonder Tang Di wants to be near and far, it turns out that his rival in love is very red when he meets.
"Damn, it's really a week!" Quan Zimo muttered, and hurried to start drinking soup.
But as soon as Quan Zimo picked up the basin, Tang Di's phone rang.
"Hello Director Huang, I'm Tang Di." After Tang Di finished speaking, he adjusted the phone into speaker mode, so that several other people could hear it, and it also saved him the time to convey it.
"President Tang, hello, hello. What is the wind that blows you? I was so flattered. ”
"Yo, Director Huang. Just remember President Tang, forget me? Complaining is complaining, Quan Zimo is still quite serious when he gets to work, he asked lightly: "Do you remember who I am?" ”
As soon as that flirtatious voice sounded, who didn't know who he was!
Director Huang's voice was even more flattering, "Quan Da Shao!" How could I have forgotten you! But Quan Dashao, President Tang, why did you two suddenly remember to call me? It's so puzzling! Is it my bunnies who are reporting something that shouldn't be reported? Offended you both? ”
Quan Zimo held back a smile, it is estimated that Director Huang must be restless now. After thinking about it, I guessed whether I had offended him and Tang Di.
In order not to let Director Huang scare himself to death, Quan Zimo directly said, "It's not a big deal to offend, it's just that there is something, you have to have Director Lao Huang to help." ”
Hearing that he was not here to find fault, Director Huang's voice was obviously relieved, "Quan Dashao, you say, you say it directly." As long as I can do it, I will do it for you. ”
"What if you can't do it?" Quan Zimo couldn't help but joked.
"I've got to do it for you!" Chief Huang issued a military order.
Quan Zimo was happy, "Yes, you said so, then I can't let you do it in vain, right?" It's too cheesy to talk about money. In this way, no matter whether you Huang Taichang does it or not, I, Quan Zimo, owe you a favor. Whatever you say, I'll give you what's you. ”