37 National Teacher Jiang Gan
37 National Teacher Jiang Gan
Jiang Gan said: "The king just said: Water chestnut and Miki Jiro don't know what to turn their faces. I now recommend one person and the king. This man knows the most about the mysteries, I wonder if the king wants to see it? ”
Feng Axe said: "The person recommended by Mr. Jiang must have special abilities. Come on, please. ”
Jiang Gan said: "Why don't Noda-kun show up and see the king." ”
Noda Dairo led the Yamamoto brothers out of the cave within the cave, bowed to Feng Axe, and said, "See the king." ”
Feng Axe said: "No courtesy, sit down together." Mr. Chiang, please introduce the heroes. ”
Jiang Gan said: "This is Noda Dalang, the personal guard of Sun Yuan, the prince of Yan. ”
Feng Axe said: "Since he is Gongsun Yuan's personal guard, he must have been at the scene of the Yizhou naval battle back then. ”
Noda said, "Of course. At that time, the ships led by General Feng were extremely brave, which opened Noda's eyes, and Gongsun Yuan was afraid that he would not be able to escape. Noda admired the generals very much. ”
Feng Axe said: "At that time, the princess was sitting on the command platform, and it was all up to me Feng to transfer the command on the spot. ”
Brother Yamamoto said: "Admiration, admiration." Long admiration, long admiration. ”
Jiang Gan said: "These two are the Yamamoto brothers, San Lang and Shiro, and they are fellow villagers of Noda-kun. ”
Feng Axe said: "Long admiration, long admiration." Listen to Mr. Jiang: Noda-kun knows a lot about the entanglement between water chestnut and Miki, please talk about it to relieve your boredom. ”
Noda Dairo said: "When Jiro Miki came to help in my shop, I was Miki's owner. Later, due to my bad luck, I went bankrupt and sold my small shop to pay off my debts, and I came to Yanwang's mansion as a guard. After Gongsun Yuan replaced his uncle Sun Gong, I returned to Nagasaki. It just so happened that Miki Jiro returned to his hometown with gold to buy a house, and I made a little trick to take four ingots of gold into my hands. Do you think, Miki lost gold, can the water chestnut not turn his face with him? ”
Feng Axe said: "Then Miki Jiro's four ingots of gold are now in your hands." ”
Noda said, "Exactly. I have worked hard in the Yanwang Mansion for many years, and all I got was a few ingots of silver. Miki Jiro has only been with the princess for a few years, and he has benefited from four gold ingots. It can be seen that Yizhou is a land of gold, so I invited the Yamamoto brothers to come to Yizhou together. happened to meet Mr. Jiang, the military advisor under the account of King Yan, and got to know the king, which was really a chance. ”
Feng Axe said: "Noda-kun, Yamamoto-kun, as long as you work together with this king, after the matter is completed, this king will naturally not treat you badly." ”
The Noda and Yamamoto brothers said in unison, "I am willing to serve the king." ”
Feng Axe was very interested, and said, "Haha, now that the big thing has been decided, please enjoy your drink." Now you are drinking in the cave, and you will be invited to drink in the palace in the near future. ”
Feng Axe sighed after a toast: "The princess is really a woman who can't do things. There is so much gold, and instead of building a palace, what kind of grass liao is called a council hall, it is really cold. ”
Jiang Gan said: "Yes, yes, it's obviously the one who is in charge of Yizhou, not the king, the emperor, what do you want to call the governor, it's really laughing to death." ”
Xin Fu said: "After the eldest brother sits in Yizhou, it should be called Yizhou State, and the eldest brother will be called the King of Yizhou." ”
Cheng Si said: "Several of us are the founding fathers of Yizhou State, aren't we all Hou Ye?" ”
Jiang Gan said: "Yizhou country? It's not good, the name of Yizhou is not good. ”
Feng Axe said: "Oh, why is it not good? ”
Jiang Gandao: "The Central Plains of Xuzhou, Yizhou, Jingzhou, etc., if our country is still called Yizhou, won't it be looked down upon by the monarchs of other countries?" ”
Feng Axe said: "Reasonable, reasonable." The name of the country must be corrected. ”
Noda said: "My country is called Fuso, and your country is called Fuyi, just like a brotherly state, isn't it excellent?" ”
Feng Axe pretended to be deep and said: "You can think about it, you can think about it." ”
Jiang Gan stood up solemnly and said: "King Qiyu, the mountain people have already studied the strategy of building the country. In order for the world to regard me as a great foreign state, not only must the name of the country be correct, but also the culture and language must be distinctive. ”
Everyone was surprised: "Cultural language? Unique? ”
Jiang Gan took out the identity of the authoritative everyone and said: "Yes, the culture and language must be unique. Otherwise, if our envoys go to the Central Plains, and the language is the same as that of the Central Plains, how can the people of the Central Plains know that I am an envoy of the Great Fuyi State? ”
Feng Axe said: "This is difficult. I have to change other words than to say this kind of thing, I don't understand it, and I can't say it. ”
Jiang Gandao: "This is the biggest academic problem. Now I solemnly tell the king that this problem has been solved with my painstaking research. I have invented a new language that is both incomprehensible to outsiders and easy to learn by myself. ”
Feng Axe said: "New language? So tell me, what did Cha (woman) say? ”
Jiang Gan thought for a while and said, "Garbage Romi." ”
The crowd repeated: "Garbage Romy? ”
Jiang Gan said: "Yes, garbage Romi." ”
Everyone: "It's so complicated, we can't understand it, and we can't say it." ”
Jiang Gan said: "That's it. Even if outsiders can't understand it, they can't say it. But we ourselves can understand it, and it's easy to speak. ”
Feng Axe said with interest: "If we have one of our own, it will be convenient to do things." One is that you can identify your own people, and the other is that you are not afraid of having ears on the wall. Let's see, how can we understand, how can we speak? ”
Jiang Gan said: "Actually, it's very simple: garbage, it's garbage when it's upside down, it's garbage - check, Romi, it's Milo when it's upside down, Milo - so." ”
Feng Axe said: "Garbage Romi, garbage - garbage - check, Romi - Miro - so." Well, interesting, interesting. What do you say about Komoto (eating)? ”
Jiang Gan scratched his head and said something in his mouth, and finally said, "The two chickens are stunned." ”
Feng Axe said: "Two chickens are stunned, two chickens - chickens - A, stunned - Ba stunned - Ben, Jiaben." Good! Mr. Jiang is worthy of being Zhou Yu's classmate, a genius, a genius. Cha, garbage Romi, Jiaben, the two chickens were stunned. Good! The position of this military division has been decided, and the military division is none other than Mr. Jiang. ”
Jiang Gan heard Feng Axe's praise, and said even more energetically: "Report to the king, in addition to the mountain people have a plan for language reform, they also have a draft for the language reform. ”
Feng Axe said: "Text reform? ”
Jiang Gandao: "Yes, in terms of writing, of course, my country cannot be the same as the Central Plains script. In fact, there are many fallacies in the Central Plains script, and after the reform of China's characters, the scientificity and rigor of the characters will surpass the Central Plains culture by a lot. After a long time, the literati and scholars of the Central Plains will inevitably learn the essence of Chinese writing on their own. ”
Feng Axe said: "The military advisor can talk about it briefly, and there is no need to talk too deep and complicated. ”
Jiang Gandao: "In fact, there are many fallacies in the Central Plains script. Let me give you two examples. For example, the word archery is the size of the body, and the person with the size is short. It's very different from archery. And the short word of dwarf is the arrow of commission, and the arrow of the arrow is also archery. Therefore, in the future, China's shooting characters and short characters will be placed on behalf of each other to correct their meanings. ”
Jiang Gan was still unsatisfied and wanted to continue to express his creative ideas.
Feng Axe applauded: "Okay! Good! The military adviser is indeed a great talent, and the country will still need to rely on such talents in the future. In the future, the founding of the country will require talents from all walks of life, and how to conduct examinations and elections will be the responsibility of Jiang Junshi. Jiang Junshi will be the first examiner of China's selection of talents. Everyone drinks happily today, and this cave group will be recorded in the history of the Great Fuyi Kingdom. ”
Sally said to the water chestnut: "Sister, today I fed the carrier pigeons, and the pigeons were restless, as if they wanted to fly. ”
Water chestnut said: "You give the pigeons more food, in case it's really time to fly, so that they can fly faster." ”
Sally said: "I think Miki-kun seems to have a lot to say, why don't you let him explain it clearly?" ”
The water chestnut was silent.
Sally said again: "Sister, you know that Feng Axe and Bai Zhi are brothers, why do you want Feng Axe to be responsible for your safety?" ”
Water chestnut said: "I said it in a moment of anger, it seems really inappropriate." Tomorrow I will withdraw the order. You can't calm down this night. Sally, if something happens, you don't care about anything else, release the pigeons first. ”
Sally said, "Okay, I'll release the pigeons whenever there's something." ”
The water chestnut came out and said to the four sisters of the Hua family who were patrolling: "One, two, three, four, you four sisters of the Hua family should be especially careful tonight." No one is allowed to approach this house without my permission. ”