Chapter 1303: Qiu Tianlong is bubbling again
Situ Yuwen said angrily: "Which way?" Toss her with your weird thing? Hum...... Anyway, I'll make it clear to you today. I'm not like a cloud fairy's parents, and I have long been divorced from you, but I just want to look at you two every step of the way. You don't want to touch Sister Ruyun's fingers. If you don't accept it, hehe, you can come and beat me? But the precondition is that you have to beat me. ”
Hey, my temper tantrum!
I said, "Auntie, don't push me. If I make a move, a little thumb can knock you down. ”
Situ Auntie: "Yo...... I know, you're a high-ranking Immortal Monarch...... Oh yes, it's still the peak immortal. can also kill the Immortal Emperor in one instant. Raising an ordinary person to the cultivation of the Immortal Emperor is like joking. How good you are, and how good you are to brag. Hehehe...... Huang Quan, I really can't figure out how I could fall in love with an unreliable person like you in the first place. The most hateful thing is...... I awakened two heaven-level seals, dissolved the spell you had in me, and I still have feelings for you. Hey, now that I think about it, I was really blind! ”
Me: "Chick, just give me a, sooner or later, I'll surprise you." ”
Situ Yuwen sneered: "Cut!" I waited. Huang Quan, you don't have to become an immortal, one day, if you can beat me, I will admit it. I'm not jealous, I'm not jealous of how many women you have, whether you are a demon or a god, even if I follow you as a little girl, the old lady will not have half a complaint. ”
Me: "Hahahaha...... You're right! Brother likes this kind of bet. Little girl, sooner or later, one day, you will know how tough my brother is. Brag? I'm so good, do I need to brag? ”
Situ Yanwen gritted her teeth: "Ahh......hh I'm going crazy, I can't stand seeing you like a. Bastard, give me death! ”
The Vermilion Bird Phantom suddenly screamed and pounced on me.
Rumble......
Get!
Made, the bath towel was wrapped in white and burned clean again.
I said depressedly: "Sister-in-law, you did it on purpose, right?" I still need to be so troublesome to see, what do you say, do you think my brother will not let you watch it? ”
Situ Auntie: "Slut, you're angry with me!" ”
Boom, that Xuanwu suddenly became huge, a hundred feet, and smashed into the water with a bang.
The giant foot stepped towards me.
If this is photographed, it is estimated that it must be thought to be a deep-sea monster.
The phantom of the green dragon rose to the sky, and threw me into the sky with its big claws.
The white tiger was radiant all over it, soaring into the sky, crashing into my body like a meteor.
Me: "Hehe...... It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all. Sister-in-law, that's what you can do? It's not as good as my brother's wishful golden hoop stick, believe it or not, I can make you cry with a stick. ”
The glass bottle brand is also in trouble.
The strange flower vines turned into whips and pumped towards me, but they didn't hurt on my body, but directly acted on my soul. This brand is amazing! But if you want to hurt me, it's still a dream.
……
Liu Ruyun: "Situ Auntie, don't fight." Huang Quan, you are a man, you stop first. ”
I was full of black lines: "Girl, I didn't make any moves." It's all her tossing me, okay? ”
Situ Yuwen snorted coldly: "Obviously there is no power to fight back, and what you said seems to be letting me." I'm really convinced. ”
Me: "Okay, okay...... Sister-in-law, I can't beat you, but I'm physically strong, and your immortal skills can't help me. It's not interesting to call back and forth like this. ”
Situ Auntie: "Hmph, you're not interesting, I think it's very interesting." After saying goodbye to Baishazhou, you know how uncomfortable I am...... Phew...... Because you and I are uncomfortable. I'm going to torture you right now anyway. ”
Half an hour.
Lao Tzu was tortured by this girl's tricks for half an hour.
Fire, freezing, whips, candles......
Half an hour later, Situ was refreshed, the sadness and pain in her whole body disappeared, and she was much happier.
Brother didn't hide, let her toss.
It's good if she's happy, who made her my chick?
Well, I'm pretending to be forced by that.
The real situation is that Fairy Ruyun is really at a loss. She helped Situ Yuwen to be promoted to the peak of true immortal cultivation.
This kind of cultivation is just enough to restrain me.
In the case that I don't apply cultivation, it is completely impossible for me to beat Situ Auntie.
Once you are surrounded by that kind of weird flower vines, it is impossible to escape.
Lao Tzu is really drunk!
Situ Yuwen withdrew her hand, hugged her arms, held her head high, and looked proud and proud.
Liu Ruyun was worried, so she hurriedly ran to my side and asked with red eyes, "Are you okay?" ”
I gently hugged her in my arms and said, "Don't worry, this little battle can't hurt my brother at all." Brother is doing well now, and the cave house is fine. ”
Liu Ruyun's little face suddenly turned red, she hugged my waist, looked down secretly, and whispered, "I hate it...... When has it been, and you are still playing hooligans. ”
Situ Yuwen suddenly roared: "Shu Xian! Divide! ”
The immortal power turned into a thin line, and it immediately trapped me.
She hurriedly pulled Liu Ruyun away, glanced at me, and gritted her teeth: "You, you, you...... Huang Quan, what a beast you are...... Are you a lower body animal? When I saw Sister Ruyun, I ...... Give me that soft back of yours! ”
I suddenly remembered something and asked, "Situ Auntie, Ruyun and I, when we see each other, we can't control ourselves, and there is an inexplicable impulse in our hearts. Did you do it? ”
Situ Auntie: "Slut, you're a masochist, aren't you?" Do you want me to torture you for another half hour? Am I idle and bored? Do that to the two of you? Besides, I won't use that kind of demonic outer way technique. ”
So who is it?
Now, Meng Po is the most likely.
I was pondering here, and Situ roared: "Bastard, go get dressed!" Show off! ”
Well, go get dressed.
I got up and walked back to the cabin.
The bath towel was pillowed by Niu Niu, and I was afraid of waking her up, so I decided to go straight to the cabin to find my own clothes to put on.
However, as soon as she came down, Niu Niu was excited and started to do it again.
Made!
Deliberately, right?
Niuniu stared at me for a while, drunk and detained, cute and cute......
I didn't have time to talk to her, so when I passed by, I gently pushed her head and said, "Dream, sleep a little longer." ”
Poof!
Niu Niu lay on the couch and fell asleep again.
Dressed up, I went back to the splint.
Liu Ruyun suddenly received a phone call.
She looked, frowned, turned on, and pressed the speakerphone.
Qiu Tianlong's voice sounded, and he gritted his teeth: "Liu Ruyun, your father, dead!" I killed it with my own hands. Hahaha...... Mr. Big is also dead! Or did I kill it with my own hands! Lao Tzu has found a great backer this time, you mortals, all wait to die. ”
Liu Ruyun's face was flat, and he just sighed: "Hey, you're too anxious, otherwise, after a while, I will be angry with him." ”
Qiu Tianlong: "Don't talk nonsense, what about your little white face?" ”
Me: "Brother." ”
Qiu Tianlong's teeth creaked, and he paused word by word: "Aren't you a cow?" ”
Me: "That's right. ”
Qiu Tianlong: "I want to say a place, do you dare to come?" ”
Me: "Nonsense, of course you dare." ”
Qiu Tianlong: "Lop Nur, Lao Tzu is waiting for you, when you come, pull a coffin, and there is no place to bury the dead in the province." ”
(End of chapter)