Question: Can Cthulhu Mythos creatures be eaten?

A long time ago, Li Zhi was surprised by the repeated use of the word "tentacles" in many descriptions of Cthulhu's creatures.

Why is it that such delicious and delicious ♂ ingredients can become synonymous with horror?

It wasn't until one time when I was running a group that a soul painter KP painted a picture of Baiaki on the spot:

Most of the time it is caused by people with dense phobias.

But the vivid Baiaki left a deep impression on Li Zhi's mind.

More tentacles than an octopus, the temptation that spreads on the teppanyaki.

Then, today, Li Zhi saw the starry horse of his dreams.

Stuck in the helicopter wing, the apparently dead Baiaki still had countless tiny tentacles writhing on its back.

"What a disgusting creature!" The two gunners, who had remained awake all the time, expressed intense disgust at the creature.

Their disgust made Li Zhi secretly happy, but this joy turned into a deep disappointment when he found out that he had no ingredients.

"If you don't have an opinion, this squid ...... Can Baiaki let me look into it? He made an opinion.

This opinion has been valued by the current leader, so under the nod of the military advisor, Li Zhi took the scalpel in the rescued materials.

"I'm going to have a lucky life!"

[15/50, pass, what are you going to do?] 】

"Just pass it." For this conscious golden finger, Li Zhi threw it when he ran out.

Then, while rummaging through Buckmul's chest, he found a compartment in which he unexpectedly found a full set of seasonings.

Oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, chili powder, pepper, and even cumin, but that's not all!

【…… I think ......]

"One more luck."

【…… 49/50, pass the crimping level. 】

Then Li Zhi found that there was an iron plate in the compartment, and the pull ring on the edge of the iron plate turned into a shovel for a roadside barbecue stall after it was pulled out.

【......】The god of dice, who wants to kill his protagonist, begins to wonder if the character set for Bakemel is correct.

"I've learned how to cook for a few years in reality," said Li Zhi, who sincerely thanked Bakmuel and the dice god for their cooperation as he took these things. ”

While the rest of the people were busy, Li Zhi set up this iron plate on the bonfire.

He then used a scalpel to cut several tentacles on Baiaki's back, peeled off their epidermis and placed them on an iron plate.

"What are you ......?" Clark was moving things outside the plane when he passed by the campfire and watched Li Zhi's movements and asked questions.

"Testing the heat resistance of this monster is not yet familiar...... I mean good heat resistance. Li Zhi looked at the tentacles that were still jumping on the iron plate, and began to suspect that they were independent individuals.

"Even if their epidermis is removed, their heat tolerance is like innate."

The actor explained.

Clark gave a skeptical look at the audience and left.

After he left, Li Zhi observed that no one was around, and immediately stirred the chili paste, fish sauce, Korean hot sauce, oil, diluted vodka, salt and sugar in a small beaker.

Looking at the tentacles that were still jumping around, Li Zhi pressed them with a shovel again, making them irresistibly accept the temperature from the iron plate.

By the time Li Zhi let go, the jumping tentacles were already lying flat on the iron plate with a temperature of more than 100 degrees Celsius.

He then scooped up the tentacles and put them into the beaker he had concocted.

It takes ten minutes to marinate.

After thinking about it carefully, I used to see the sizzling squid method on the Internet, and suddenly found that with this set of seasonings from Bakmuel, it seems that it can handle more than a dozen baiaki.

At this time, the voice of the military advisor came from the material point not far away, "...... Still haven't found food? Only the ones that Bakemel brings? ”

"As far as that food goes, we probably won't make it through tomorrow night."

"Without heat, there is almost no chance of survival in a blizzard......"

"Divide his chocolates, we've got ...... Sixteen people, Byron went out and found no prey, not even a single vole. ”

At the end, there was a noticeable pause in the voice.

They are thinking about the worst-case scenario.

And Li Zhi, who was experimenting on Baiaki, stared at the reserve iron plate squid in the faint beaker and fell into deeper thought.

First of all, it is definitely impossible to eat alone, but the first person to eat Baiaki, Li Zhi felt that he could still fight for it.

Secondly, wait for this point of sixteen people, it seems to ...... It doesn't matter if it's full.

Of course, the premise of thinking about this is to be able to eat.

After thinking about it for a while, Li Zhi scraped more than a dozen catties of tentacles on Baiaki's back.

These tentacles are as numerous as horsehair to horses.

But when he ran to peel the skin next to Baiaki, the gunner sisters stood next to the iron plate.

"Ane?" Tasha asked Hannah, who was standing on the other side, in pure Japanese, "What are these?" ”

"I don't know" Hannah stared blankly at the splashing oil and water on the iron plate, and then moved her gaze to the bottles and cans next to her.

Suddenly, a drop of oil splashed on Hannah's index fingernail, "Eh——? ”

After a moment's pause, Hannah took her index finger into her mouth and sucked it up, "It's oily ......"

"Huh? Are you sure? Tasha watched as Hannah's fingers came out of her mouth and spread her hands flat on top of the iron plate.

Until a few drops of oil are splashed on the palm of your hand.

"Hmm! It hurts! She slammed her hand into her mouth and said, "Wow! It's really oily! ”

The height of their standing at this time was two heads lower than that of Li Zhi.

When Li Zhi came back to drive them away, they replied in unison that they would not leave.

"Aren't you going to move things?" Li Zhi looked at the two people who stayed next to him and had a little headache.

"My left arm is injured and I can't move anything." Hannah stretched out her bandaged left arm.

"My right arm is injured and I can't move anything." At the same time, Tasha also spoke in unison.

As if he had traveled to the second dimension, Li Zhi was a little skeptical of life.

[It's time to roll up at the time of the car their character card!] Enjoy! Their shooting was 80 points! The god of dice explains the reason why the two are cute.

Li Zhi chose to push the two of them away.

"Don't! I'm standing right next to it! Please! ”

"I'm standing next to my sister! Please! ”

Apparently there is no small amount of resistance.

Driving away the sister flowers and wiping the sweat from the top of his head, Li Zhi continued the unfinished steps before.

Onions and chives, of which the onions are brought in the bakemel seasoning pack, but the origin of the chives is a bit ......

After Li Zhi turned over the iron plate, he was reminded by the god of dice that there was another ingredient in the other box.

The crate was the item box of a combatant who was still unconscious.

In addition to guns and bullets, there are also things that are difficult to talk about......

Two dolls with blue-green double ponytail hairstyles, with the green-haired doll holding a very large green onion in her hand.

So that's how the green onion that goes into the ingredients comes to be.

"And then it's ...... these squid whiskers."

Obviously, in Li Zhi's eyes, the tentacles that are very high in the Cthulhu mythos have become squid whiskers waiting to be grilled at a roadside stall at this moment.

He put the pickled tentacles back on the iron plate and placed the other tentacles in separate cups.

While the encapsulation was marinating, he did not forget to sprinkle a few slices of onions and peppers, as well as chives, on the iron plate.

After all the tentacles were stored according to the amount, Li Zhi added a handful of cumin to the tentacles that began to emit fragrance.

Even if it is completed at this point, Li Zhi wiped his hands and picked up the small shovel to try it, when a heroic voice came from his ears, but this voice was obviously afraid of being discovered by others, so he deliberately lowered it.

"You're a ...... Experiment? Clark, who was carrying the box, smelled a scent when he passed by Li Zhi.

The scent prompted him to stop and plunder his allies.

His eyes have always wandered on Li Zhi and the iron plate.

"Forehead......" The person he locked on shrunk his neck, flipped between those tentacles with a shovel a few times, and his brain turned extremely fast, "This is a research...... How well is the 5,000-year-old Chinese culture compatible with unknown creatures? ”

"So this is considered a success?" For Li Zhi's explanation, Clark raised an eyebrow.

Thinking that he might not be the first experimenter to witness the deliciousness of Cthulhu's cuisine, he once again gave a pale excuse "not yet...... Clinical trial. ”