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All kinds of yellow or red signs, unwilling to be lonely in the dark night, coupled with the cool clothes, heavy makeup, and flowery waitresses standing behind the transparent windows, but also to the gentlemen who are unintentionally or deliberately passing by to bring an ambiguous tone, stimulating their male hormones.

That's right, this is the legendary service street in the Y district of Z city.

"There is no green signboard, what a bad review~!" At this moment, Huang Xiaohao, who was wearing a peaked cap, reflective glasses, and a mask, was standing at the corner of the street, staring at various signboards and muttering to himself.

"Am I really going to end the Pure Yang Body that I have kept here for thirty years?" Turning his eyes to all kinds of signboards, Huang Xiaohao hesitated in his heart, the main reason for his hesitation was because the appearance of the service staff in the window did not meet his standard requirements.

"I'm going to be thirty years old in more than three hours~! Is it really going to be a magician? "Huang Xiaohao knows this urban legend: according to ancient legends, if a man still retains his virginity when he reaches the age of 30, he will turn into a magician, a magician who can rub out a big ball of fire.

Huang Xiaohao was convinced of this urban legend, he really didn't want to be a magician, so he had to break his pure yang body within three hours.

"However, the level here is too low!" Huang Xiaohao relied on his 5.0 eyesight and swept the faces of various service personnel, "Anyway, it has been retained for 30 years, and it always feels a little unwilling to use it in this kind of place!" ”

Huang Xiaohao wandered around the street for a few minutes, but he still couldn't make up his mind.

"You still have to go to those high-end clubs with higher fees! Although it takes one or two thousand times, I can still afford to consume it, and this kind of thing can't be casual! Huang Xiaohao made up his mind and walked out of this street.

That's right, Huang Xiaohao's conditions are not bad, he is the kind of high-quality stock who has a car and a house, and his parents are dead.

As for how he fell to the pure yang body that he had maintained for thirty years, he had to start with his accident in high school. In his junior year of high school, a happy event happened to Huang Xiaohao's family, and his hometown was demolished.

Relying on the old house and a few acres of land in his hometown, Huang Xiaohao and his family harvested three sets of finely decorated apartments of about 200 square meters and hundreds of thousands of demolition funds.

Then something sad happened.

The happy Huang Xiaohao's parents immediately quit their jobs and joined a tour group, and then the whole car of tourists sank into the water because of an accident.

As a result, Huang Xiaohao once again received hundreds of thousands of compensation, which also made him, who was already a little introverted and withdrawn because he liked online novels and movies, even more withdrawn and introverted.

After this kind of accident, Huang Xiaohao couldn't be admitted to college as a matter of course. Huang Xiaohao, who has been immersed in the family for two or three years, living on rent collection and compensation, was moved by a few friends in high school, cheered up, and planned to contact the society, find a job, find a girlfriend, and live a meaningful life.

In the three or four years of work, Huang Xiaohao confessed to two female colleagues he liked, and the result was very sad.

A female colleague said he was a good person, but she had someone else in mind.

Another female colleague said he was a good person, but she had someone else in her belly.

Huang Xiaohao was hit by the cruel facts again, and since then he has resigned at home, and has been a homebody willingly, relying on the Internet to live with instant noodles and tissues.

It wasn't until today that I was awakened by the even more cruel fact of my thirtieth birthday.

"I never want to be a magician!" With this belief firmly in his heart, Huang Xiaohao came to this legendary service street, and then was frightened off by the quality of the service staff here.

It's no wonder that Huang Xiaohao has high vision, after all, he is a pure yang body that has been preserved for thirty years, and he is not an ugly person. On the contrary, Huang Xiaohao is still a little handsome, although it is not the popular small fresh meat template now, but it is also the kind of national character face with clear water chestnut horns, and his face is righteous and awe-inspiring when his expression is serious.

"By the way, you can find Wang Hai's kid~!" Huang Xiaohao thought for a while, and finally remembered a classmate from his high school.

Wang Hai was one of the few friends Huang Xiaohao had in high school, and like Huang Xiaohao, he liked movies and online novels. When I was in high school, I went to the bookstore and rented those pirated online novels with Huang Yi's name printed on them, and they were all read separately after reading them, which was a very good friend of Huang Xiaohao.

The difference is that Wang Hai is a veritable rich second generation, he was still at home in high school, and when he got to college, he was completely wild, his girlfriends were changed one after another, and the longest one didn't date for more than two months. The most disgraceful thing is that every time he makes a girlfriend, he will spread a photo of the love of the two in the circle of friends, or the one that is almost out of scale, which really makes many single dogs envious, jealous and hateful!

However, after college, Wang Hai didn't know what stimulation he was exposed to, and he stopped playing with feelings. After that, I traveled all over the world, and every place I went to, I would look for senior service personnel, and I would talk about money without talking about feelings. So the circle of friends is once again full of all kinds of photos of him that are almost overscale, all kinds of yellow, white, black, mixed skin. Wang Hai's travel diary is updated much faster than when he was in college.

"If it's that guy, he must have resources in hand, I'll call him and ask for the address." Huang Xiaohao thought about it for a while, and finally made up his mind, took out the popcorn mobile phone he had used for several years from his pocket, and prepared to call Wang Hai, the winner in life.

The popcorn phone did not react at all in Huang Xiaohao's hand, and his face was black.

"Strange, is there no power? But when I go out, I remember that the battery is full! Huang Xiaohao scratched a few more times, but still didn't react, "Is it a crash?" ”

Coming to the conclusion that the phone was dead, Huang Xiaohao decisively pressed and held the power button to restart the phone.

Shutdown and restart can solve 80% of electrical problems, if it still doesn't work, then smash it and buy it again. This is what Huang Xiaohao has summed up over the years by using various electrical appliances.

A halo of colorful light flashed on the screen of Huang Xiaohao's popcorn phone, slowly rotating into the shape of a Bagua Taiji diagram.

"Strange, this isn't a popcorn logo, is it?" The logo of popcorn is a dead pervert with a big head and no ears, Huang Xiaohao still knows, "Is this a virus?" ”

"Ding~!" After the Bagua Taiji diagram stabilized, it did not enter the mobile phone interface, but directly popped up a text message prompt box, "The machine is detected that there is no binding coordinates, is the current coordinate value locked?" Yes/No"

Huang Xiaohao didn't think about it, and directly clicked no, and at the same time he was sure that the mobile phone was a virus. Because every time an APP is installed on the mobile phone, there will be a prompt of whether to record the current location, and Huang Xiaohao clicks no every time, which is just a habit.

And he also knows very well that he has not downloaded any APP from unknown origin into his mobile phone.

"What kind of rogue software is this? Or is it a Trojan virus? Just thinking about this, after Huang Xiaohao clicked no, the mobile phone returned to the user interface he was very familiar with.

It's still the background of the classic picture of blue sky and white clouds, but there are few APPs on it, and even the time above is gone, replaced by a number "110", and there are three small words in front of it "merit value".

"Rub, why did my phone become like this, have all those missing APPs been deleted by viruses?" Huang Xiaohao took a closer look, and there were only three APP icons left on the mobile phone screen, namely SMS, WiFi, and one is the APP icon for reading at the end of the book.

Huang Xiaohao opened the SMS icon first, and there was only one message left in it, which was the one that prompted him to lock the coordinate value just now, and there was nothing else, and all the previous records were gone.

After exiting the text message, tap on the WiFi icon again, and there is nothing except a search box.

"So, that's what went wrong with the end of the book?" Huang Xiaohao looked at the only remaining icon, gritted his teeth and clicked on it.

Although this mobile phone is a limited collector's edition of popcorn, Huang Xiaohao also liked it when he bought it, but after all, he has been using it for several years, and he doesn't feel distressed after it breaks, so he just replaced it with Pear 10.